have you ever thought of board members whilst masturbating?

[zorra_chiflada]

i bet you have.

[ms.peachy]

I can honestly answer 'no' to this question.

[cosmo105]

haha you said be when you meant me!! hahahahahaha! HA HA ZORRA'S DUUUMB


yes. :cool:

[zorra_chiflada]

AND LIKE I TRIED TO CHANGE IT AND I COULDN'T CHANGE IT AND NOW EVERYTHING IS TAINTED :(
OH JESUS

[cosmo105]

it's over, you might as well give up now, zorra. no one will ever forget this mistake. just leave the country.

[zorra_chiflada]

nobody will think of me whilst masturbating now :(

[ms.peachy]

I just assumed she had a cold.

[cosmo105]

nobody will think of my whilst masturbating now :(
your what? hahahahahhahaha! :cool:

[b i o n i c]

wow. are you serious?

no.

[zorra_chiflada]

TURD YOU ARE A FUCKING LIAR!

there is only truth in my thread ONLY TRUTH

[zorra_chiflada]

your what? hahahahahhahaha! :cool:

oh gee cosmo, i don't see any mistake! :cool:

[TurdBerglar]

how am i liar?

[cosmo105]

that's why i quoted it damnit. so that all would see your hideous, glaring error.

[zorra_chiflada]

you of all people would have voted yes!
don't disappoint me child!

[DandyFop]

oh man

I'm all alone so far

[zorra_chiflada]

oh man

I'm all alone so far

yess! you rule!
COME ON GUYS FOLLOW HER LEAD! :mad:

[b i o n i c]

jacking off to people on this message board is about half a step above whacking it to a sears catalog. why would anyone?

[TurdBerglar]

i know someone on the board that has thought about me while masturbating:(

[zorra_chiflada]

hah sucked in

[TurdBerglar]

you listened to it too

[cosmo105]

what about if you live with one and get to touch his butt regularly? is that ok?

[g-mile7]

jacking off to people on this message board is about half a step above whacking it to a sears catalog. why would anyone?


In there defesne least there is a more liekly chance you will meet someone off the board unlike those in the Sears....as has been proven time and time again.

[zorra_chiflada]

yeah bionic STOP RUINING EVERYTHING

[b i o n i c]

i wouldnt wanna meet the hags in a sears catalog either.

[zorra_chiflada]

what about if you live with one and get to touch his butt regularly? is that ok?

totally cool

[b i o n i c]

i jack it to zorra on the regular. but just zorra.

[Dorothy Wood]

I just masturbate to the board, no specific member. oh texty, you so sexy. sexty?

[cosmo105]

totally cool
well then why don't YOU vote? huh? huh? i'm telling joey you think about someone else when you do it if you don't :mad:

[Tzar]

worst.


thread.


ever.

[zorra_chiflada]

well then why don't YOU vote? huh? huh? i'm telling joey you think about someone else when you do it if you don't :mad:

hey hey now, i am the pollmaster! the pollmaster doesn't vote in their own polls! that's against scientific standards!

[Dorothy Wood]

worst.


thread.


ever.

why?

[abcdefz]

I've masturbated to that exclamation mark. It keeps going, "Yowza! Yowza! Yowza!" and that kinda does it for me. :o

[zorra_chiflada]

hey everyone LOOK HOW SUCCESSFUL MY THREAD IS LOOKIT LOOKIT

[Tzar]

why?
because only board couples can answer 'yes' and it would seem ok.

[Dorothy Wood]

it's okay if you do it. there's nothing to be ashamed of.

[zorra_chiflada]

this thread is probably more successful than qdrop's

[Tzar]

IF every male in here voted 'yes' and said they wack off over 1 particular member - i'm sure that member would not find it ok.

[g-mile7]

IF every male in here voted 'yes' and said they wack off over 1 particular member - i'm sure that member would not find it ok.


Agreed.

[TurdBerglar]

nah

sarky would like that shit

[enree erzweglle]

I haven't and wouldn't want to for anyone that I actually knew--even in this limited context--anyway.

[Dorothy Wood]

nah

sarky would like that shit

It's not hard to guess which girl members would be masturbation material.

and I suppose it would be creepy to know that someone has masturbated to pictures of you.

[Qdrop]

yes. :cool:

other than steger?

[Qdrop]

oh man

I'm all alone so far

to someone OTHER than Moa or the other guy you used to like?

[Lyman Zerga]

yes i did a few times
since e-people are the only people i have contact with
so im EXCUSED

and i know that atleast one guy wanked to one of my pictures :)

[CrankItUp!]

I do think of a few of you people while taking a dump....and that time is almost here again for you lucky bastards.

[Waus]

I can't decide if it'd be weird or flattering to hear that someone masturbated to your picture.

Maybe both.

[adam_f]

I haven't. Yet.

[g-mile7]

I'd say flattering unless its a male of course.

[beastiegirrl101]

Beck's pretty hot.

and that's not me admitting anything.

[g-mile7]

Beck you lucky animal'

[g-mile7]

No. I have no need, plus Nuzz never posts any pictures. Wait there is that one of her ass somewhere...


:) (y) (y) I concur

[Bob]

i don't think i have. i don't know, i can't keep track of every time i masturbate, i do it alot

[Bob]

No. I have no need, plus Nuzz never posts any pictures. Wait there is that one of her ass somewhere...

that's gettin a little creepy man

[beastiegirrl101]

I went out of town recently and left my vibrator on the bathroom sick and while I was lying on the beach elsewhere I remembered that my P's were coming to feed my cat and they like to snoop. Luckily they didnt say anything. Yet.

[beastieangel01]

I went out of town recently and left my vibrator on the bathroom sick and while I was lying on the beach elsewhere I remembered that my P's were coming to feed my cat and they like to snoop. Luckily they didnt say anything. Yet.

Even though recently moved back in with my parents, I forget that I even live with them sometimes. I accidently left mine out on top of my dresser right next to the door (placed it up there while cleaning out my dresser).

I forgot all about it and the next day I invite my Mom in to my room to show her those ugly shoes I bought. I'm not sure if she noticed but once she left the room I spotted it on my dresser.

Better than Dad seeing it though.

[QueenAdrock]

I left mine out on my bed, but got to it before my parents came over thank god. However, I also managed to leave out a really nasty piece of black lingerie, complete with thigh-highs and thong. I'm pretty sure both of them saw it, too.

WHOOPS :( (n)

[Lyman Zerga]

i dont own a vibrator/dildo

only my finger and i think my mum saw it a few times :(
i should stop showing her my middle finger
i really should
should.. :(

[b i o n i c]

THIS (http://www.fleshlight.com) is probably a little more embarassing than a dildo. they should make dildos like this for you absent minded ones....

[Chicka B]

Yauch's a board member right? Actually I try not to think about him because I orgasm instantly, gotta make it last. :o

[enree erzweglle]

I left a fairly awfully embarrassing item in the trunk of my car last autumn and forgot to take it out when I had the car inspected and an exhaust system installed. You know they were all around and in that trunk. :o (!)

[g-mile7]

lol at the votes bieng 6-9

[b i o n i c]

I left a fairly awfully embarrassing item in the trunk of my car last autumn and forgot to take it out when I had the car inspected and an exhaust system installed. You know they were all around and in that trunk. :o (!)


what was the item?!?

[g-mile7]

damn alot these girls getting their machine on.

[enree erzweglle]

what was the item?!?It was embarrassing. :)

[beastiegirrl101]

It was embarrassing. :)

anal beads!

[synch]

A Michael Bolton album.

[Bob]

LOL at the only guy admitting to waxing it to a BBMB person is DroppinScience.

where have you been?

[g-mile7]

where have you been?


4reel though.

[DandyFop]

to someone OTHER than Moa or the other guy you used to like?

;)

It's been a long time though.

I don't generally focus on something, but things pop into my head.

[Waus]

At least there isn't a creepy BBMB fanfic section.

Those are always bizarre.

[enree erzweglle]

anal beads!
I don't think my mechanic would know what those are. Knowing me and knowing him too, he'd maybe think they were mala beads. :)

[b i o n i c]

SO WHAT WAS IT?!?!

[enree erzweglle]

SO WHAT WAS IT?!?!Sorry. I didn't mean to be coy in posting it in that way, but I honestly don't want to say outright what it was/is. I'll leave it to your imagination. Just think that it was an obvious thing and a big & sensational thing too and you'll have a reasonable visual.

[cosmo105]

^it was totally the fist-shaped dildo!

[cosmo105]

other than steger?
nope. of course, horovitz does have an account here...but that doesn't really count.

[Bob]

^it was totally the fist-shaped dildo!

with a bow-tie on it

[cosmo105]

it was going to a banana-smashing contest, of course it was dressed formal

[Bob]

maybe it was a banana!

[enree erzweglle]

Just because I won't confirm or deny means nothing but while I would LOVE to say that it was that FSD, it wasn't. That thing kills me. I mean the concept of it, the look of it kills me. I've never seen one up close. Damn. I am getting myself in deeper. I have never seen one outside of a store.

[P of R]

Who hasn't?

[b i o n i c]

Sorry. I didn't mean to be coy in posting it in that way, but I honestly don't want to say outright what it was/is. I'll leave it to your imagination. Just think that it was an obvious thing and a big & sensational thing too and you'll have a reasonable visual.


enree has a symbian!

[enree erzweglle]

A Strap-On with Chuch Norris' face for the head?that apparently is not it (http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a101/slinkiest/strap-on-chuck-norris-face.gif)

[enree erzweglle]

enree has a symbian!:D :D

(Yeah, I don't know what a symbian is but it sounds like I should have it or one.)

[b i o n i c]

the only sex toy more embarrasing than a flesh-light

[TAL]

It's called Sybian.

[DipDipDive]

Oh fuck yes I have. And no, I'm not ashamed. Fuck y'all. :cool:

[b i o n i c]

It's called Sybian.


someone knows their shit...

sybians are CRAZY. i saw an ad on craigslist that this guy put up inviting chicks to come over and try his sybian out. they look like they might hurt

[Ace42X]

IF every male in here voted 'yes' and said they wack off over 1 particular member - i'm sure that member would not find it ok.

Oh come on, heiress would be cool with it, it's the only reason she posts the pictures.

[Dorothy Wood]

ace masturbates to sentence diagrams. I SEEN THE VIDEO, I SWEAR.

[Ace42X]

ace masturbates to sentence diagrams. I SEEN THE VIDEO, I SWEAR.

Semtex Diaphragms, illiterate boob.

[Dorothy Wood]

no, I meant sentence diagrams. articles and prepositions. wait, right? I swear I was just talking to cordo about articles and she said something about diagramming sentences. and I said, "you're boring".

what's this about a boob?

[jlees_mcsd]

worst.


thread.


ever.

Don't you mean SO FAR?

[jlees_mcsd]

Until you make another.
^^^^^^^my point exactly!!!!!!!! LOL

[ET]

:eek:

That one makes me hot. DippyDoo knows my other ho, though. :cool:

[drizl]

i masturbated a board member~

[drizl]

and masturbated for a board member :eek:

[QueenAdrock]

PREZ ZOUNT IS A LIAR

FILTHY LIAR!

[Auton]

this thread makes me feel bad for about 40% of the board.

[Pres Zount]

PREZ ZOUNT IS A LIAR

FILTHY LIAR!

I didn't think she counted as "on the message board" (n) :mad:

[QueenAdrock]

Hey if I said yes to masturbating to Zorra, then so must you. :mad:

[g-mile7]

this thread makes me feel bad for about 40% of the board.

too bad 45% of those 40% have taken the fantasy to reality.

[DipDipDive]

too bad 45% of those 40% have taken the fantasy to reality.

;)

And may I say, oh my shits, what an incredible reality it is.

[b i o n i c]

i just whacked it to zorra.


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

[zorra_chiflada]

woohoo! i'm popular! :cool:

[g-mile7]

;)

And may I say, oh my shits, what an incredible reality it is.


HAHAHHAHA thank you for giving my clever post validity:) :( but this saddens me as well hahaha(y) GO TEAM!!!!WOOT WOOT!

[b i o n i c]

gimme some more pouty lips, zorra. i need more whack-off material

[g-mile7]

gimme some more pouty lips, zorra. i need more whack-off material


Are you goin with the blonde version or the OG dark hair(y) ?