I'm trying to get to a thousand today

[Dorothy Wood]

it's raining outside, that means I have to take the bus today. boo to that.

[Dorothy Wood]

hi. ;)

[Dorothy Wood]

my eye itches.

[beastiegirrl101]

Im going to start stalking you...where do you work.

[beastiegirrl101]

then you can say to people at parties you have this creepy internerd stalker girl.

[Dorothy Wood]

at yer mom's house. boo ya!

I work in lincoln park and lakeview. eeeep.

[beastiegirrl101]

LP...ew is right. I'm sorry. Why dont you just drive your Jetta so you wont get stuck in the rain.

[Dorothy Wood]

I wish I had a jetta. :( I'm just a lowly service girl. the children have iPods and Nintendo DS's and blackberries and say, "why don't you drive a car? my dad makes more money than you". and I say, "YEAH, WELL, MAYBE HE SHOULD TEACH YOU ABOUT FRACTIONS!"

[beastiegirrl101]

explain to me an integer.

[Dorothy Wood]

A number without a decimal (0, 1, 25, 173, 1032, etc.). Integer values can be less than, equal to, or greater than zero.

I copied that. I forgot what one was.

[beastieangel01]

I'll help. So, do you ever tire of being single or do you enjoy the single life?

[Dorothy Wood]

both! being single means I don't have to answer to anybody and I can sleep in the middle of my bed. but it also means that I'm alone a lot and don't get my butt touched whenever I want. sure, I can say to my friend, "hey, let's make out later" and it usually works. but it's not the same.

[beastieangel01]

good points all around.

what's your favorite outfit to wear on a night out?

[beastiegirrl101]

both! being single means I don't have to answer to anybody and I can sleep in the middle of my bed. but it also means that I'm alone a lot and don't get my butt touched whenever I want. sure, I can say to my friend, "hey, let's make out later" and it usually works. but it's not the same.

:o

[Dorothy Wood]

*touches butt*

hey you're married! :mad:

[Bob]

what's your favorite episode of the simpsons?

[Dorothy Wood]

good points all around.

what's your favorite outfit to wear on a night out?

hmm, I don't know. I don't like to wear the same thing twice usually. perhaps my favorite outfit ever was a dress I made out of a wedding dress I got from a thrift store. I wore it on new year's eve. It had a banded strapless top, a lace scarf tied around the waist and a bunch of lacy-ness going on on the bottom. I wore a gold metallic shrug-type thing I made with puffed sleeves.

otherwise just jeans and a cute top, or a skirt made into a dress.

[Dorothy Wood]

what's your favorite episode of the simpsons?

the one where homer says, "public transportation is for jerks and lesbians!"

actually, I don't know. I don't really watch that often. *ducks*

[CrankItUp!]

Do ya still have a flat ass ???

[Dorothy Wood]

my ass is not flat.

[beastieangel01]

wasn't there a video of you and your friends dancing somewhere. I meant to watch it and never did.

[beastiegirrl101]

sarky why are you so opposed to grabing a drink and talking smack about all these fools? I swear I like penis!

[Dorothy Wood]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/sarkyd/4986959819625l.jpg

here's an old picture of my butt. on the right. not flat.

[Dorothy Wood]

wasn't there a video of you and your friends dancing somewhere. I meant to watch it and never did.

yeah. but I'm not sure if it works anymore. I'm in it for like 2 seconds.

[Dorothy Wood]

sarky why are you so opposed to grabing a drink and talking smack about all these fools? I swear I like penis!

I'm scared of strangers! I don't know. I'm boring.

[beastiegirrl101]

Im the coolest chick south of Chicago Ave.!

[Dorothy Wood]

plan an extravagant event and I'll show up.

[beastiegirrl101]

I'm scared of strangers! I don't know. I'm boring.

you meet boys at bars all the time and they are strangers!!! Maybe I need a penis to hang out with you...ok now it just sounds like I'm begging and I don't beg. :mad: