I'm going to become a lesbian.

[B4BY 4NN]

... even though I despise of women just as much as men.

-I have a 31 year old "friend" who's now aiming toward girls 17 years and under -- one of them having 7 siblings and a mother who's a crackwhore. What pisses me off about that is he'll go and criticize potential pedophiles, yet, won't admit to being one himself; -AND- lately, doesn't want to "hang" with me since he's too busy chillaxing at 3am in a Dunkin' Donuts with his new-found love.

-My ex sends me letters from prison, which makes me feel extremely white trash (ALSO likes "jailbait").

In all, I'm just tired of the men I meet or befriend who end up liking me, but in the end go for girls of illegal stance (for dating) once I've reached my prime (meaning LEGAL).


So.. I guess this task will be rather difficult considering I HATE clams. Ha.

And I took one of those blood pressure tests at the drug store last night. It read really HIGH. Oh noes. :( Now what?

[TurdBerglar]

take some pictures

[B4BY 4NN]

take some pictures

Hot lesbians only exist in porn, and I'm not one of them.

[TurdBerglar]

every chick looks hot with strap on in her ass

[jackrock]

Fuck, turd, I'm really starting to get scared.

[Whatitis]

Kinda negates the whole "I was born gay" thing.

[Echewta]

certianly does negate it based on this post.

[B4BY 4NN]

Desperate times require desperate measures.. Or something.

[B4BY 4NN]

*call for

That's it. :o

[SobaViolence]

you need a hug?

maybe a cuddle?

[jackrock]

Yes please

[DandyFop]

every chick looks hot with strap on in her ass


www.tushyarea.com

[enree erzweglle]

When I did a "New Posts" to see the unread threads, this one came up: "I'm going to become a lesbian" and then this one came up after it: "Stupidest idea ever" and that made me :D.

[Pres Zount]

It's going to be tough.

But I guess you already knew that.




Good luck, god speed.

[synch]

Stop hanging around with shitheads.

[like2_drink]

^ maybe so..but are you still gonna be a lesbian?:)

[QueenAdrock]

Desperate times require desperate measures.. Or something.

Just don't let Qdrop know. He hates lesbians who decide to become them. Edit your post and say you just found out you were lesbian to avoid this going another 5 pages.

[faz]

Stop hanging around with shitheads.

Dont be silly. Its obviously not that simple. Theres just no good guys left. All 3 billion of us are bad.

[cookiepuss]

What am i if I'm gay enough to kiss another woman, but not gay enough to go down on her? I need a lable for it. everthing must have a label and fit in a nice neat organized box. everything, even my sexuality.:rolleyes:

[B4BY 4NN]

Just don't let Qdrop know. He hates lesbians who decide to become them. Edit your post and say you just found out you were lesbian to avoid this going another 5 pages.

Qdrop doesn't scare me.

[b i o n i c]

kissing is more intimate than sex. if you'd let her go down on you, then you're bi. there you go, all neat and shit

[B4BY 4NN]

What am i if I'm gay enough to kiss another woman, but not gay enough to go down on her? I need a lable for it. everthing must have a label and fit in a nice neat organized box. everything, even my sexuality.:rolleyes:

I'm going to become a lesbian.

... even though I despise of women just as much as men.

(!)

[QueenAdrock]

What am i if I'm gay enough to kiss another woman, but not gay enough to go down on her? I need a lable for it. everthing must have a label and fit in a nice neat organized box. everything, even my sexuality.:rolleyes:

I have a theory that every woman is at least 25% gay. Meaning, they'd make out with another chick, they can say other females are attractive, and enjoy the female body's curves and softness. Which is why it's ridiculous when some people go away to college, make out with a chick, find themselves *remotely* attracted to females and call themselves bisexual. I have two straight friends who have done that. To me, it's actual bisexuality when you'd DATE another female. Otherwise, it's just natural female attraction.

[like2_drink]

maybe a lesbian..a maybian?
not quite a muff diver..a muff snoarkler?
something urban..rat-atat-tat-kiss you but won't touch your twat?

[cookiepuss]

maybe a lesbian..a maybian?
not quite a muff diver..a muff snoarkler?
something urban..rat-atat-tat-kiss you but won't touch your twat?

lol. maybian. heh.

[cookiepuss]

I have a theory that every woman is at least 25% gay. Meaning, they'd make out with another chick, they can say other females are attractive, and enjoy the female body's curves and softness. Which is why it's ridiculous when some people go away to college, make out with a chick, find themselves *remotely* attracted to females and call themselves bisexual. I have two straight friends who have done that. To me, it's actual bisexuality when you'd DATE another female. Otherwise, it's just natural female attraction.

also I wanted to comment that I think this is good. can we put this in the sex ed ciriculum in schools? I think it's important for women to know that attraction to other femes is "natural"; "Normal", "ok". (y) and that sexuality does not come in a box and that you define your sexuality by whats right for you not by what others need to label it as.(y) Whoo Hoo!

[marsdaddy]

Write a country song about it, run over your dog with your truck, make a million bucks!

[hardnox71]

-I have a 31 year old "friend" who's now aiming toward girls 17 years and under -- one of them having 7 siblings and a mother who's a crackwhore. What pisses me off about that is he'll go and criticize potential pedophiles, yet, won't admit to being one himself; -AND- lately, doesn't want to "hang" with me since he's too busy chillaxing at 3am in a Dunkin' Donuts with his new-found love.

-My ex sends me letters from prison, which makes me feel extremely white trash (ALSO likes "jailbait").

Where the hell do you live?

[B4BY 4NN]

Write a country song about it, run over your dog with your truck, make a million bucks!

I'm not THAT white trash!

[gorilla]

move out of the sticks to nyc. you're a fish out of water.

[Miho Mingu]

I'd suggest raising your standards for the type of boys you're willing to get serious with. If you settle for less, and that is, boys who treat you like dirt, and feel the urge to disrespect you any chance they get, then you'll be miserable, and hate the male gender.

I agree that both genders suck badly. If only there were a couple more genders, eh.

[hitmonlee]

i have high blood pressure too, and have done so for years.

things that cause high blood pressure:

- smoking
- taking the contraceptive pill
- lack of exercise
- being fat
- taking amphetamines

its not a good thing, don't be like me, go and see a doctor about it.

[drizl]

i think lesbians having sex is beautiful...if they are cute. bulldikes ride bikes.

[B4BY 4NN]

i have high blood pressure too, and have done so for years.

things that cause high blood pressure:

- smoking
- taking the contraceptive pill
- lack of exercise
- being fat
- taking amphetamines

its not a good thing, don't be like me, go and see a doctor about it.

I smoke... A lot, actually.

No pill, I walk EVERYWHERE..

I'm not "fat", but chubby I guess. Not Kelly Osbourne-esque, though.

No amphetamines either. But I did take Excedrin the night before (!)

[hitmonlee]

i don't know what that is, but yeah that could have affected your results
also the smoking

my problem is now, every time i get my blood pressure checked, i start panicking and getting really nervous about the result - thereby increasing my blood pressure.

so yeah if your blood pressure is normal now, it could just be because you were nervous or excited or something.

[Lyman Zerga]

i think lesbians having sex is beautiful...if they are cute. bulldikes ride bikes.

i agree

i also think lesbian sex looks more natural than hetero sex

[The Notorious LOL]

two girls fucking each other with a peice of rubber attached to or held by each other that is molded to resemble and feel like a penis doesnt make sense, if you really think about it.

[Lyman Zerga]

i prefer looking at 100% pure women action

fuck that plastic shit
i mean dont fuck it

[Tzar]

^ word (edit: to NLOL's post)
lesbians cannot have sex. i read in some magazine in one of those 'real' editorial letters that a chick "lost her viriginity" with another chick, and asked if she is now officially a lesbian?

[Lyman Zerga]

fingerfuck

[ET]

I do enjoy my share of the dual baby blue artificial penis fucking, young whippersnapper!


Why be a lesbian? Just go Bi and you can have the best of both worlds.

[Tzar]

fingerfuck
so if i stick my fingers up a girl's pussy? that's sex, issit lah...

[Lyman Zerga]

so if i stick my fingers up a girl's pussy? that's sex, issit lah...

yes and so is oral sex and pussy on pussy and boob in pussy (y)


and im still bi omg and i still didnt get any action
makes me a double loser

[drizl]

i love sex...i think all sex is good sex so long as everyone is on the same page.
two women fucking with a strap on doesnt really turn me on, but two women kissing caressing, making love....thats beautiful.:D (y)

[drizl]

even just the difference between the male and female bodies. female bodies are much more beautiful. males= rigid and strong females= delicate and soft.
the curves, the soft skin....i think it has a lot to do with feminine energy too...id be a lesbo if i could, but i do the best i can

[ET]

yes and so is oral sex and pussy on pussy and boob in pussy (y)


and im still bi omg and i still didnt get any action
makes me a double loser

1. Boob in pussy?! I nee to see that in action.
2. You need to move to my town. All kind of butch lesbian types. It's like banging a dude that smells pretty yet smells like vagina.

p.s. #2 kind of describes me too but y'know

[drizl]

bulldikes scare me

[ET]

bulldikes scare me

Come on now. They're fun loving, playful people who could make you their bitch at any given moment. What's there to be afraid of???

[drizl]

i have heard they tear the head off the male and eat it after having sex

[ET]

Nah, they just pluck out all of your pubes and make a sandwich out of them.

And make you eat it.

[drizl]

hehe. the old mcmuffin sammy slam sandwich. high in fiber

[jackrock]

:D

[Lyman Zerga]

1. Boob in pussy?! I nee to see that in action.
2. You need to move to my town. All kind of butch lesbian types. It's like banging a dude that smells pretty yet smells like vagina.

p.s. #2 kind of describes me too but y'know

haha

for one night stands i would love to have this (http://www.az-babes.net/pl/images/Paula-Larocca-playboy.jpg) type of girls
well which guy would not want them
oh wait im no guy!

but i think i could only fall in love with 'omg im born into the wrong body' type of "girls"