drizl
07-11-2006, 08:45 PM
and ask for mayonaise, do they give me packets rather than putting it on the sammy.
i used to work for jjs, and everytime someone ordered a slim with mayo, i put it on the sam for them. the boss never liked me because:
1.i never wore my uniform- i was a bike deliverer, i was barely ever in the store! cmon!
2. i ran a scam on deliveries to make extra cash for "school costs" (at the cost of my corporate employer, not the sandwichee)
3. id work on thursday and fridays (most cash and funnest time to deliver on a bike for them) and i would make extra sammys and throw them out to people on the streets who were drunk and yelling "jimmy johns guy!"
4. id stick around longer than i should at houseparties when id deliver to them
5. id do keg stands and bong rips for tips at those parties
6. id give free sandwiches to my friends
7. this one manager i worked for wanted to fight me almost everytime i worked for him because id make fun of his nazi music and fascist rules...hed block the entrance to the bathrooms with tables if someone peed on the floor or puked in the sink.
8. i always peed behind the building rather than in the building...well, actually, on the building.
9. i fought for workers rights:)
10. i was stoned most of the time
11. i got fired and rehired twice...my friend tom got fired and rehired 5 times.
im sure there was more.
anyways, i was a baaaaaaaaaaaaaad employee.:)
i used to work for jjs, and everytime someone ordered a slim with mayo, i put it on the sam for them. the boss never liked me because:
1.i never wore my uniform- i was a bike deliverer, i was barely ever in the store! cmon!
2. i ran a scam on deliveries to make extra cash for "school costs" (at the cost of my corporate employer, not the sandwichee)
3. id work on thursday and fridays (most cash and funnest time to deliver on a bike for them) and i would make extra sammys and throw them out to people on the streets who were drunk and yelling "jimmy johns guy!"
4. id stick around longer than i should at houseparties when id deliver to them
5. id do keg stands and bong rips for tips at those parties
6. id give free sandwiches to my friends
7. this one manager i worked for wanted to fight me almost everytime i worked for him because id make fun of his nazi music and fascist rules...hed block the entrance to the bathrooms with tables if someone peed on the floor or puked in the sink.
8. i always peed behind the building rather than in the building...well, actually, on the building.
9. i fought for workers rights:)
10. i was stoned most of the time
11. i got fired and rehired twice...my friend tom got fired and rehired 5 times.
im sure there was more.
anyways, i was a baaaaaaaaaaaaaad employee.:)