Cookiepuss's Celebrity Gossip Column

[cookiepuss]

except I'm too lazy to actually write the column so I'm just going to steal them from other gossip sites and comment on them.:o

to start us off today...we have a great story for the "if they procreated" category:

He played the titular bug in "The Fly." She often wears ridiculously oversized sunglasses that make her look like an insect. Now, in what could be the most oddball pairing since Miss Piggy began making eyes at Kermit, Us Weekly is buzzing over a potentially budding romance between Jeff Goldblum and Nicole Richie.
Seems the slimline "Simple Life" starlet, 24, who last week denied rumors linking her to Matt Dillon, recently broke bread (that's just a term, mind you) with the 53-year-old actor, whose exes include statuesque stars Geena Davis and Laura Dern.

Their purported dinner date didn't come completely out of left field, however. In a sit-down earlier this year with Ellegirl magazine, Nicole discussed the enigmatic appeal of Goldblum, who is -- eesh -- only four years younger than her preternaturally preserved dad, Lionel.

"I love Jeff Goldblum," she admitted. "There is something about him, and I don't know what it is. I met him once when I was 13. He and my mom went to the same facialist. I knew his appointment was coming after hers. He literally was like, 'Hi.' And I was like, gasp!"

While a man with his own aesthetician is always a turn-on, an insider tells Us that Goldblum, like Nicole, plays piano and she "thinks that's sexy." The vertically and chronologically mismatched duo is reportedly planning to go out again.

I think if these two actually get together and have a child it will actually BE the fly. they both have big eyes and beaky noses and are altogether gangly and awkward looking. if Angelina and Brad created the most beautiful baby, these two would spawn the ugliest tot.

[adam_f]

Jeff Goldblum is from Pittsburgh and I met him and I have proof so take that CRYSTAL!

[b i o n i c]

nicole richie is ugly

[beastieangel01]

I think if these two actually get together and have a child it will actually BE the fly.

ahahaha.

Also WHAT THE HELL how did my name get mentioned in this thread, period?! :mad: :mad: :mad:

show me proof.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by beastieangel01
show me proof.

You first.

[cookiepuss]

celebrity weird:

Action hero Bruce Willis may seem down to earth, but he has a subtle quirk that eagle-eyed fans may have noticed: he wears his wristwatch upside down! Goodness knows why he does this, but you can glimpse it in films like 'Die Hard' and 'Mercury Rising'. :confused:not really that strange but whtever

2. Nick Nolte
Gravel-voiced actor Nick Nolte likes to wear his pyjamas in public. But that's nothing compared to his obsession with ozone. He actually has tanks of ozone bolted to nearly every room in his house, because 'bad things can't live in ozone.' He even turns up on set with an oxygen tank in tow. Erm, yes Nick – whatever floats your boat!


Ozone? are you kidding me? I'm a little confused as to weather they mean oxygen when they say ozone. I had no idea ozone came in tanks.

[Waus]

Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop. (http://www.synthesis.net/tech/story.php?type=website&id=83)

[jabumbo]

i know a lot of people who wear their watches like that. if i wore a watch, i probably would wear it like that too

[jabumbo]

Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop. (http://www.synthesis.net/tech/story.php?type=website&id=83)


i was looking for that too, but it appears that the actual site is no longer around :(

[cosmo105]

i met him when i was about 12. he was tall. it was at some charity thing at six flags that i got to attend with my grandpa that worked for a city government. all i could say was, "i loved you in the fly! that part where you barfed on the donut was great!" and he looked at me weird and said thanks and shook my hand.

[CrankItUp!]

So what happened to Geena Davis then ???

[cosmo105]

duh, she's the president now!

[DandyFop]

I also wear my watch upside down. More comfortable for me for some reason.

[CrankItUp!]

I also wear my watch upside down. More comfortable for me for some reason.
I wear mine inside out sometimes...and don't ask why.

[Waus]

"that part where you barfed on the donut was great!" and he looked at me weird and said thanks and shook my hand.

Hahahahaha...great compliment.

[Lex Diamonds]

celebrity weird:

Action hero Bruce Willis may seem down to earth, but he has a subtle quirk that eagle-eyed fans may have noticed: he wears his wristwatch upside down! Goodness knows why he does this, but you can glimpse it in films like 'Die Hard' and 'Mercury Rising'. :confused:
I started doing that when I was like 9 and Die Hard was my favourite film... now it just seems weird to wear it the normal way.

[cookiepuss]

celebrity surgery:

Ashlee Simpson
Apparently yet another young starlet has succumbed to the surgeon's knife. Young Ashlee's attempt to compete with older sister Jessica has seen her opt for a touch of rhinoplasty to get that must-have button nose. How sad


How sad? are you kidding me? it's like the smartest move ashlee's ever made. Damn, I think it's a subtle change and it looks great. I actually like her a little more for doing it. of course I still don't like her..but that's not the point.

[b i o n i c]

she looks awesome! i don't usually but i kinda liked her bigger nose though

[cookiepuss]

Alot of sites are buzzing about how no one has seen TomKat's baby Suri yet. this comment comes from thesuperficial.com

TMZ has obtained a copy of Suri Cruise's birth certificate which wasn't filed with the Los Angeles County Clerk until May 8th even though Suri was born on April 18. They also point out some interesting notes about the certificate, like that the "Attendant or Certifier" wasn't in the room during the delivery and never saw the baby, although she was authorized to sign because the doctor wasn't available. Additionally, St. John's Hospital filed the certificate 20 days after the birth as opposed to their usual policy of doing it within 10 days because they needed a signature from the parents or their representative and nobody came in until May 4th. The person who eventually signed was labeled "friend" and the reason they finally came in was because Suri needed a passport and a birth certificate is a prerequisite for one.

I've got a birth certificate for Mickey Mouse I threw together in Photoshop but I'm pretty sure that doesn't prove he exists. There's something very fishy going on with this child and it's up to me and my group of rambunctious sidekicks to figure out what.

haha. well my comment about this would actually be...that not showing thier child to the public is probably the only parenting policy in the cruise household that I agree on. If your rich and famous, you ought to protect your children from the media, the public and would be kidnappers. I actually don't know why so many celebs allow thier childrens photos to be published. they might as well offer them up on a silver platter with an apple in thier mouth.

[Dr Deaf]

hey what's going on with sandra bollocks and jesse james?

i rarely hear about them in the press. why'd monster garage end and what's with the wack new shop on mtv's pimp my ride?

[cosmo105]

but they bring tom's adopted kids to media events (which i know nicole is very upset about) and are always photographed at soccer games and shit. they're not camera-shy people by any means.



why the fuck do i know this?!

[cookiepuss]

hey what's going on with sandra bollocks and jesse james?

i rarely hear about them in the press. why'd monster garage end and what's with the wack new shop on mtv's pimp my ride?

ah yes. I just saw an interview with bullock. damn now I have to remember which site. heh.

[cookiepuss]

For Def Re Sandra and Jesse:

nothing appears to be going on with them other than being married. Don't know why Monster garage ended but I will tell you that in May of this year the couple opened an eco friendly burger joint:

Perhaps TreeHugger should consider launching a new category: "Only in California," where the story about motorhead Jesse James and his actress wife, Sandra Bullock opening an organic, solar powered hamburger joint named for a pet pit bull would fit quite nicely. The newly opened Cisco Burger is located just east of James' West Coast Choppers complex, where he films "Monster Garage" for cable TV's Discovery Channel. The restaurant - which features; preservative and hormone-free Kobe beef burgers, low-fat burritos, and organic toppings and dairy - is powered by solar panels on the roof and serves the grub in biodegradable wrappers. Via presstelegram.com Photo credit: Julie Dennis Brothers/DCI |

[The Notorious LOL]

totally awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its like those irritating grocery store magazines but on the internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cookiepuss]

So what happened to Geena Davis then ???
that's a funny story, it kinda went down like an episode of wife swap....
Davis married director Renny Harlin. And Harlin's ex-wife, Laura Dern got engaged to Goldblum. then Dern and Goldbloom split and Dern hooked up with Ben Harper, had his baby and got married.


not sure if Davis is still with Harlin, though. hummmm....
ah nope they split too. now she's with this dr. guy:
Dr. Reza Jarrahy (1 September 2001 - present) 3 children

[b i o n i c]

that's a funny story, it kinda went down like an episode of wife swap....
Davis married director Renny Harlin. And Harlin's ex-wife, Laura Dern got engaged to Goldblum. then Dern and Goldbloom split and Dern hooked up with Ben Harper, had his baby and got married.


not sure if Davis is still with Harlin, though. hummmm....
ah nope they split too. now she's with this dr. guy:
Dr. Reza Jarrahy (1 September 2001 - present) 3 children


why must everyone in hollywood be a slut??

[cookiepuss]

yeah i wish i could answer that too. I think the nature of what they do...asuming the role of another person, doing love scenes with other actors, is just not condusive to an honest and manogamous relationship. it probably also helps that there is no shortage of attractive people in hollywood too.

but acting has always been an occupation of bohemian type people and people who don't want to live by the same rules that everyone else does.

[cookiepuss]

from my "say it isn't so" file:

Of all the celebrity porn videos we don’t need to see, this one might take the cake: eBay placed for auction an 8mm porno tape allegedly starring Barbara Streisand. The vintage film featured Babs full-frontal and blowing some anonymous dude. Bidding starts at $250,000, but you may want to hold off, if you can—Babs addressed the issue in the 70’s, claiming she watched the tape, but didn’t star in it.:eek: hee hee

[cookiepuss]

from the "stop kidding yourself and just admit you'll say anything that might get her to sit on your face file"...

Dane Cook, whose MySpace profile lists his status as "single," is equally enthusiastic about Jessica Simpson, so much so that he even salutes her keen intellect.
"She's a whip, this one," he raves to "Entertainment Tonight. "You can't put one by her, no way."

[cookiepuss]

awe man that's my style...that's how you can distingushed between my comments and the text I stole from other gossip columns. also putting the person's name in a different color font allows you to scan the posts for celebrities you want to read about. I will take your format changes into consideration, Skye, but I can't promise that I'll change it.;)

[cookiepuss]

oh Britney.:rolleyes:

What happens when you combine the complex codependent subtext of "Toxic" with the deep and meaningful posterior shout-out that is "PopoZao"? Scarily enough, we could soon find out. Britney Spears, apparently not content just to make chubby-cheeked tots with Kevin Federline, tells Harper's Bazaar (via USA Today) that she's also planning to make music with her would-be rapper hubby.

"I'm so proud of Kevin," the erstwhile pop starlet tells the August issue of the magazine, which features her on the cover sporting chocolate locks, a swelling belly and no clothes. "He's been working so hard on his own album since I got pregnant with Preston. I'm so lucky. He's a doll; he's adorable."

awe, you just keep telling yourself that britney and maybe someday you'll beleive it.

[cookiepuss]

keira knightley's boobs aren't realon most magazine covers you see....


No wonder Keira Knightley has a few body image issues. The actress, who just days ago was forced to fend off eating disorder talk sparked by the bony bod she modeled in a gold Gucci dress at the London premiere of "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest," is revealing -- in her trademark potty-mouthed fashion -- how her own less-than-overflowing treasure chest fails to stack up in Hollywood.

"I did one magazine and found out you're not actually allowed on their cover without at least a C-cup because it turns people off," Keira marvels to Elle. "Apparently they've done the market research and found that women want to see no less than a C-cup on other women. Isn't that crazy? So they made my t**s bigger ..."

Turns out that wasn't the only time Knightley's dainty décolletage has been digitally boosted. A similar enhancement procedure was performed on the poster for "King Arthur," transforming her brief leather bodice from blah to bodacious.

"Those things certainly weren't mine!" she maintains to the mag. "I remember we had an interesting discussion when they said, 'We want to make them slightly larger and you'll get approval' and I was like, 'OK, fine. I honestly don't give a s***.'"

But then, continues Keira, "they showed me the first copy and these things must have been double Es, and they were down to my knees. I was like, 'I don't mind you making them bigger, but don't give me [bleeping] droopy breasts! They look like your grandmother's t**s.'"

[cookiepuss]

umm...playboy offered Ashlee simpson 4 million to pose nude. she turned them down. I would not have have turned them down. my naked body is worth 4 milllion, and anyone who wants to give me that much can see me nekid. (must have cash in hand)

Also Avril Levine got married to that sum 41 guy. or is it sum 42? I have no idea.

[hardnox71]

I keep reading rumors about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby, Suri. No one has seen this kid. Nobody. Not even their closest friends. People are quesioning whether nor not this whole thing was a scam.

[cookiepuss]

I keep reading rumors about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby, Suri. No one has seen this kid. Nobody. Not even their closest friends. People are quesioning whether nor not this whole thing was a scam.

yep.covered that in post #20 of this thread.:)


still waiting for someone to offer me 4 mil to see my nekid body. because I'm more attractive than ashlee simpson....

[hardnox71]

yep.covered that in post #20 of this thread.:)

Oops. Sorry. Didn't read the whole thing. My eyes kind of glaze over when I see a bunch of pages and I systematically hit 'reply' and start typing my response to the little bit I've read.

That's what I get.

[cookiepuss]

no problem.

but really...how could it be a scam? and why? I mean we all saw the baby bump and it would be pretty elaborate to have her wear a prostetic bump.

maybe the child is just horribly ugly and they don't want to revel her until after the reconstructive surgeries.:o

[paul jones]

I downloaded Imogen from Big Brother UK's secret porn movie....it's too short and it cost me £12

I could have bought some ice creams instead,damn!

[cookiepuss]

you suck at this!

Dave Navarro & Carmen Electra?
Christie Brinkley's husband is banging a 17 year old?
Oprah Winfrey is gay?

and I had sex with Johnny Depp last night, YOU ARE FIRED!

I'm the laziest gossip column stealer ever.:o

[The Notorious LOL]

umm...playboy offered Ashlee simpson 4 million to pose nude. she turned them down. I would not have have turned them down. my naked body is worth 4 milllion, and anyone who wants to give me that much can see me nekid. (must have cash in hand)




There isnt a single woman on the planet whos body is worth paying $4 million to see naked.

[na§tee]

I downloaded Imogen from Big Brother UK's secret porn movie....it's too short and it cost me £12
lies! she did not do porn. she is way too much of a mommy's girl. if she did, they probably called it "porn" when she's only kissing a girl or something.

and paying 12 quid for that shit is not cool, paul! geez! couldn't you have got it free somewhere?

psstt - details!

[cookiepuss]

Cusack gets restraining order against woman

Tue Jul 18, 3:35 PM ET


Actor John Cusack, star of such offbeat films as "Grosse Point Blank" and "Being John Malkovich," obtained a restraining order on Tuesday against a woman he claims has been stalking him.

The order, which was signed by a Los Angeles Superior Court judge, requires 31-year-old Emily Diane Leatherman to stay at least 500 feet from Cusack, 40, as well as the actor's home, workplace, car and offices.

"This person is showing unusual interest by stalking, throwing long letters of interest over my fence in bags with rocks and screwdrivers inside (and) making unannounced visits to offices of people I work with in an attempt to meet with me," Cusack said in his restraining order application.

He said Leatherman "threatens to commit acts of violence against herself if I do not help her" and that her mail has been arriving at his home.

Representatives for Cusack, who appeared alongside Molly Ringwald and Anthony Michael Hall in the iconic 1980s film "Sixteen Candles," and later that decade starred in "Say Anything," declined to comment.


:eek: watch your back John!

[cookiepuss]

Pam anderson is gonna marry Kid Rock next week. whoopie. I'm sure they will be together forever.

[cookiepuss]

Oh no! Ryan and Resse are splitting up.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061030/ap_en_mo/people_witherspoon_phillippe

[beastiegirrl101]

Oh no! Ryan and Resse are splitting up.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061030/ap_en_mo/people_witherspoon_phillippe


OMG, that's sad actually. I really liked them together.

[cookiepuss]

^ I know I did too.

[beastiegirrl101]

^ I know I did too.

If SJP and Matty B ever break up...that will be a sad sad day.

[Rock]

Oh no! Ryan and Resse are splitting up.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061030/ap_en_mo/people_witherspoon_phillippe
The day before the "big announcement" my wife and I were watching some VH1 show and they were featured on it and we both said something like "I think they actually love each other and will be one of those long lasting hollywood/celebrity couples."

Guess not.

[fucktopgirl]

i just heard that timberlake is gay !

[cookiepuss]

this just in...
LOS ANGELES - Neil Patrick Harris is gay and wants to quell any rumors to the contrary. "(I) am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest," Harris tells People magazine's Web site.

The 33-year-old actor said he was motivated to disclose his sexuality because of recent "speculation and interest in my private life and relationships."

NPH wouldn't do that.

[monkey]

i JUST read that he claimed he wasnt gay! :(

oh wellzz. you should update this thread more.

[b-grrrlie]

Cusack gets restraining order against woman

Tue Jul 18, 3:35 PM ET


Actor John Cusack, star of such offbeat films as "Grosse Point Blank" and "Being John Malkovich,".....
Hadn't you got older news to come with? :rolleyes: ;)

[cookiepuss]

I know you were all just wondering... "hey what's Lindsay Lohan up to ?"

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Lindsay Lohan is set to bring a long-forgotten Tennessee Williams screenplay, "The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond," to the big screen.

The screenplay tells the story of Fisher Willow (Lohan), the disliked 1920s Memphis debutante daughter of a plantation owner with a distaste for narrow-minded people and a penchant for shocking and insulting those around her.

so she's pretty much going to play herself?;)

[cookiepuss]

Speaking of pop princesses that people don't like...somebody wanted to kill Hilary Duff

Hilary Duff's Death Threat?
by Gina Serpe
Mon, 6 Nov 2006 08:57:56 AM PST

Hilary Duff made it through the weekend alive, which is apparently not what one fan had in mind.

An 18-year-old Russian man accused of stalking the teenage actress was arrested near Los Angeles Friday after threatening to kill the erstwhile Lizzie McGuire star.

According to police in Manhattan Beach, Maksim Miakovsky was nabbed and charged with making criminal threats and stalking Duff after proclaiming his desire to kill her at an event she was scheduled to attend on Sunday.

[HEIRESS]

what the fuck happened to duff's face

she got all skinny and got new teeth which turned her into a weird pin-headed skeletor face and it creeps me out to look at her

[skra75]

skeletor! lololololol

[cosmo105]

yeah. she was such a cutie pie. and then she was like "oh i just gave up french fries" and suddenly she lost her cuteness and now she's just teeth and eyes with hair. :(

[ET]

She's the devil's whore's assistant whore in training. Oddly enough she's from Houston, Texas! Who would have thought she'd be from Texas!!!

her sister is kind of cute though

[HEIRESS]

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g61/SkinnyGirl21/Hilary%20Duff/57241508.jpg

this pic isnt even that good of showing her ridiculousness now

its like its taking all her energy just to keep her gigantor teeth in her mouth now because them shits is weighing her down

[ET]

The Devil's Forehead (http://www.allmusic.tv/news/hillary%20duff%20FOTO.jpg)

[cookiepuss]

her theeth aren't that big it's just that the camera adds 10 pounds. ha -ha ohha

[cosmo105]

The Devil's Forehead (http://www.allmusic.tv/news/hillary%20duff%20FOTO.jpg)
HUAGH! that's an eighthead if i ever saw one!

[HEIRESS]

I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON YOU ET!

[Yeti]

Has Chris Rock's wife filing for divorce made your gossip column? A 10 year marriage down the drain. Have you seen Chris Rock's wife? She was never in for his cash:D

[ET]

DUFFPOCALYPSE!

[cookiepuss]

Say I don't think I can live another minute if I don't find out who Val Kilmer has a crush on!

Cate Blanchett might want to check her caller ID before answering phones: notorious womanizer Val Kilmer has the hots for her. And for Oprah, too.

Kilmer was asked by Elle magazine what woman he most wanted on his speed dial, and he named Blanchett. In fact, he confessed, he was so smitten with the Aussie star that when they worked on “The Missing” together “I not only forgot my dialogue in the scene, I forgot that I was acting, I forgot I was on a movie set, and I just stood there staring at her.”

And when asked whether he would prefer to sleep with Oprah Winfrey or Nicole Richie, Kilmer replied, “Oprah, any day of the week. Sorry, Nicole.”

When Elle asked Kilmer which of his ex-girlfriends he would most fear being a witness against him, Kilmer replied: Ellen Barkin. “She must really hate you,” Elle said. Replied Kilmer: “Hell hath no fury …”

[cookiepuss]

it's another game of he said-she said this time between Eminem and Mariah Carey. She says they didn't...he says they did.

Eminem is scolding Mariah Carey for denying they were an item. “Yes, me and Mariah did have a relationship for about a good six, seven months,” the white rapper said on his Sirius Satellite Radio channel, Shade 45. “[But] it didn’t work. I wasn’t really into what she was into; our personalities collided. She’s a diva, and I’m a little more regular, I guess.” Eminem went on to call Carey obscene names, reports the Detroit News, and added, “I can never deny her talent, but the fact that she denied we ever had something, that’s bad.” ...

it's Durst vs. Spears, Magera vs. Simpson all over again....

[Rock]

Britney filed for divorce.

bam did fuck simpson. and so did ryan dunn.

raab himself was banging ashlee simpson for a while.

[cookiepuss]

^ excellent Rock. (y)

linkage (http://www.comcast.net/music/index.jsp?cat=MUSIC&fn=/2006/11/07/515588.html&cvqh=itn_britney)

good of her to get out now before he can knock her up again.(y)

[paul jones]

^ excellent Rock. (y)

linkage (http://www.comcast.net/music/index.jsp?cat=MUSIC&fn=/2006/11/07/515588.html&cvqh=itn_britney)

good of her to get out now before he can knock her up again.(y)
Ahmet Ertegan (pictured in that link) looks like Hans Moleman(y)

[cookiepuss]

Tina Fey just got a ton of cool points from me....

Tina Fey, however, begs to differ.

During a tête-à-tête last week with Howard Stern, the former "Saturday Night Live" star-turned-"30 Rock" mastermind was asked about the self-adoring starlet's turn as an "SNL" host.

"She's a piece of s**t," snapped Fey (via Us Weekly). "The people at 'SNL' were like maybe she'll be fun, maybe she won't take herself so seriously. She takes herself so seriously! She's unbelievably dumb and so proud of how dumb she is. She looks like a tranny up close."

Yee-ouch.

According to the sharp-tongued comedienne, Hilton was "awful" to deal with, refusing to do a skit that referenced her sex tape, holing up in her dressing room and leaving tufts of her faux tresses lying around.

"... You would walk down the hall and find what just looked like nasty wads of Barbie hair on the stairs," recalls Tina. "Her hair is like a Fraggle."

But that's not to say Paris didn't have a few cutting edge ideas on how to inject some funny into the late night comedy show.

" ... She wanted to make fun of all the girls she hates," says Fey. "She was like, 'I want to play Jessica Simpson, I hate her.' She would come in the room and say, 'You should do a show about Jessica Simpson because she's fat.'"

[Rock]

Tina Fey just got a ton of cool points from me....
Yeah it was a good interview. She talked a bit of smack about Matthew McConnaheigh or however you spell his name.

Since this is the Gossip Column...I heard that Britney might release her and Federline's sex tape before he can so he cna't make any money off of it.

I'd watch it.

[hpdrifter]

Tina Fey just got a ton of cool points from me....

Agreed, that's pretty ballsy of her to say that. I thought there was some sort of clause in place that they couldn't talk about the celebrities that come on the show. That must have lots of dirt on everyone.

Except Hilary Swank. She's probably like totally down to earth.

[cookiepuss]

Yeah it was a good interview. She talked a bit of smack about Matthew McConnaheigh or however you spell his name.

Since this is the Gossip Column...I heard that Britney might release her and Federline's sex tape before he can so he cna't make any money off of it.

I'd watch it.

she should. nothing creates more media frenzy than a celb sex tape.
P.s. she's been hanging out with Paris too.

[Yeti]

Britney is hangin' with Paris. It should really help her image.

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/britney_spears_takes_lessons_f.html


http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=brit_paris_tie_big&title=Britney%20Spears%20and%20Paris%20Hilton%20Pi ctures

[cookiepuss]

news:

BURBANK, Calif. - Nicole Richie was arrested early Monday for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, authorities said. California Highway Patrol officers took Richie, 25, into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.




wake up call: Nicole when you weight 98 pounds it doesn't take much to reach the legal limit. you could have like a thimble full of grey goose and be legally drunk, this not like your post herion junkie days when you had your massively overweight 125 lb frame and a hollow leg.

[ggirlballa]

just heard it on the news yes THE NEWS & they said she now weighs 89 pounds:eek: :eek:

[cookiepuss]

damn my dyslexia. 89 pounds whateva. Too damn skinny.

[Lyman Zerga]

Britney has a new boyfriend, it seems

www.dlisted.com

and ewww to the naked Pamela Anderson pics in Playboy.

She just looks too skinny. It's awful.


who cares about that crap cause Tom from MySpace is November’s Hot Slut of the Month!


Tom from MySpace snowballed his competition and won November’s Hottest Slut of the Month! Thanks to all who voted! Next month will be the coveted Hot Slut of the Year race! I love this too much.

[cosmo105]

joel and benji (haaahahahahahaha) were eating lunch behind us in a restaurant yesterday. and maybe the rest of good charlotte - who the hell knows what they look like anyway? at first it was hard to recognize them without the eyeliner and shitty music.

[cookiepuss]

I'm resurecting my dumb thread to comment on things most of you don't care about. but it's better than making a new thread right? heh.

STOP THE PRESSES! Angelina Jolie isn't eating!
her bro says it's because she's greiving over her moms death (http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/hotgossip/3-26-07_3?GT1=7701)

uh excuse me...but she looks like she hasn't been eating for at least 8 months, which is well before her mom passed on.:confused:

anyway I'm really glad I go this information. Cause I have a baloney sammich I don't want anymore and I was going to put it up for adoption in a 3rd world country.

[ggirlballa]

angelina just adopted a cambodian kid. he's gonna be called madix 2

[cookiepuss]

in other news...anyone remember Thora Birch? well Her dad is creepy and insists on being present during her sex scenes. iccky.

read all about it (http://www.nypost.com/seven/03272007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm)

[cookiepuss]

once upon a time Paris Hilton was a virgin. In case you were wondering who popped her cherry, well here ya go.....

Randy Spelling recently admitted he was the lucky fella to take Paris Hilton’s virginity. Or at least that’s what Paris would like Tori Spelling’s younger brother to believe.

Randy told the New York Daily News recently: “We were together for like two months. We went to Palm Springs once for the weekend, and we couldn’t check into the hotel under her name because her grandma was looking for her. She was like 15; I was 17. And what do you know, I hear this knock-knock-knock on the door, and I look out and her grandma’s there. And then I look out the window and I see Paris in a full-on dress with a suitcase running down the golf course. We broke up like a week later.”

How sweet. Randy’s homeboy David Weintraub upped the sweetness factor even more, by adding this heart-warming factoid: “Randy was Paris’ number one and her number 50 and number 150.”

[cookiepuss]

ah the moment the world has been waiting for!

and the father of ANNA NICOLE's Baby is....

the LA Lakers!




nah. it's Larry Birkhead. kinda anti-climatic huh?

[cookiepuss]

here's something you don't see everyday...and actress/singer owning up to the fact that she SUCKS.

In an upcoming issue of Elle magazine, Mandy Moore admitted she was a “mediocre” actress and singer. Although she’s had success in both fields, Mandy said she’s self-aware enough to know some of the music she’s produced in the past isn’t really that great.




fuck me, this is like a breath of fresh air! Way to go Mandy. you actually don't suck that bad, for the simple fact that recognize that you aren't the best thing since sliced bread. ya for you!

I hope more celbs start doing this.

[Rock]

She was good in Saved! and in Entourage, well she was alright in Entourage.

I hope she keeps feeling down on her skills and goes the Tiffany and 'Deborah' Gibson route and poses nude.

[cookiepuss]

She was good in Saved! and in Entourage, well she was alright in Entourage.

I hope she keeps feeling down on her skills and goes the Tiffany and 'Deborah' Gibson route and poses nude.


I agree with you on Saved!, she did a good job there. she's a little hard on herself, but I like it.

[cookiepuss]

in other news...

Jenna Jameson just turned 33 and she looks like shit on a stick...actually she just looks like a stick. bitch needs to eat.

Danny Bondaduci's wife is offically filling for divorce for real this time. I like danny actually but the woman done been a saint to put up with him this long.

and that's girls gone wild douche is in police custody. I don't know what the fuck for. contempt of court or something.

[kll]

jessica biel has a new rottweiler puppy

[cookiepuss]

jessica biel has a new rottweiler puppy

that's badass. I wish they treated celebrity pets like celebrity children. so ah you can use a bigger font next time.;)

[Rock]

jessica biel has had two nice sweater puppies for quite sometime now.

[cookiepuss]

Johnny Cash's home on Old Hickory Lake Burnt down.:(


Barry Gibb of the Bee Gees had purchased it and was remodeling it. Sucks for you Barry.

Maybe the ghost of the man in black doesn't like the Bee Gees.

[Yeti]

in other news...

Jenna Jameson just turned 33 and she looks like shit on a stick...actually she just looks like a stick. bitch needs to eat.


I looked Jenna up. I guess she got divorced and is dating an Ultimate Championship fighter. She does look bad.
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=2570

[Dorothy Wood]

I looked Jenna up. I guess she got divorced and is dating an Ultimate Championship fighter. She does look bad.
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=2570


ick! what is up with ladies wearing nude lipstick, dark eye makeup and being all tan? it's soooo ugly. I nearly lose my lunch everytime I accidentally on purpose watch the Pussy Cat Dolls show. blarrrgh (http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/robin-antin-the-cw-launch-party---green-carpet-0rLRPh.jpg)

[kll]

ick! what is up with ladies wearing nude lipstick, dark eye makeup and being all tan? it's soooo ugly. I nearly lose my lunch everytime I accidentally on purpose watch the Pussy Cat Dolls show. blarrrgh (http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/robin-antin-the-cw-launch-party---green-carpet-0rLRPh.jpg)
that chick looks like a man

my sources say that britney may be dating luke walton from the lakers.

[Rock]

Apparently Van Wilder and Alanis are over and he is sticking it to Scarlett Johannsen.

[cookiepuss]

oh an Travis Barker and Shana Moakler got back to together despite all the mud slinnging they did while separated.

(for those of you that don't know they both said repeadly nasty things about eachother via thier myspace pages and only a few months ago Shana had a "divorce" party that featured the oh so tasteful divorce cake toped with a bloody groom.)

[hpdrifter]

Yeesh! Holy shit, she's so tan and her boob is saggy and how does she have tan lines? Yarg. Also looks like she hasn't shaved her armpits in awhile.

[Yeti]

Judge suspends Britney Spears' visitation rights

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/10/18/britney.children/index.html

[cookiepuss]

Yeti- I'm shocked. Shocked! that you posted about Britney. In the last thread I posted about her you seemed fed up.:confused:;)

at any rate...Britney makes rock bottom seem like a bottomless pit. just when you think she can't make things any worse she finds a way.(y)

[hpdrifter]

Thanks for doing it, Yeti, so I don't have to.

[cookiepuss]

hummm..now I'm in the mood to update this here thread...

Coppola dises DeNiro, Pacino and Nicolson
Everyone wants to work with Al Pacino, Robert De Niro and Jack Nicholson — except Francis Ford Coppola. Coppola — who directed Pacino and De Niro in "The Godfather" trilogy — says the trio of Oscar-winning actors have become apathetic.
"I don't feel that kind of passion to do a role and be great coming from those guys, because if it was there, they would do it! I mean, they're all in a position to do it," the 68-year-old filmmaker tells GQ magazine in its November issue, on newsstands Tuesday.
"Pacino always wanted to do theater. He wanted to do `Peer Gynt.' He wanted to do Shakespeare. Pacino will say, `Oh, I was raised next to a furnace in New York, and I'm never going to L.A.,' but they all live off the fat of the land," Coppola says.
He calls De Niro "wealthy and powerful" — and more ambitious than Nicholson.
"I think if there was a role that De Niro was hungry for, he would come after it. I don't think Jack would," he says. "Jack has money and influence and girls, and I think he's a little bit like (Marlon) Brando, except Brando went through some tough times."
Nicholson — a front-row regular at the Oscars and at Los Angeles Laker games — "was always kind of a joker" and a Hollywood schmooze, says Coppola.
"He's got a little bit of a mean streak," he says. "He's intelligent, always wired in with the big guys and the big bosses of the studios."
Adds Coppola: "I don't know what any of them want anymore."

uh ok. did some one ask him his opinion on these guys or did he just wake up and say "hey call the press I wanna talk shit about 3 Oscar winning actors"?

[cookiepuss]

David Copperfeild is up to somthing fishy....

Or at least the FBI thinks so. they are investigating his abraca-dabra magician ass.

Magician David Copperfield is being investigated by the FBI.

Authorities won't comment about the investigation, but did confirm that agents raided Copperfield's personal belongings Wednesday night. We're told agents searched a warehouse in Las Vegas where Copperfield stores items for his show.

The raid reportedly stems from an ongoing case in Seattle. TMZ spoke to an FBI spokesperson who refused to comment, saying only that there was an ongoing investigation.

Eyewitness News in Vegas is reporting that 12 agents "stormed the warehouse," seizing a computer hard drive, a digital camera system and nearly $2 million in cash.

David Chesnoff, Copperfield's lawyer, told TMZ, "We understand there is an investigation, we are in touch with the investigators, and are respecting the confidentiality of the investigation." Chesnoff would not comment on the nature of the probe.

[roosta]

Johnny Cash's home on Old Hickory Lake Burnt down.:(


Barry Gibb of the Bee Gees had purchased it and was remodeling it. Sucks for you Barry.



hahaha "sucks for you Barry". haha

:)

[adrockmelanie]

these old posts reminded me of how creepy-looking hillary duff is now. :(

[cookiepuss]

Update!

David Copperfeild is teh rapist!

FOX News Channel is reporting that a Seattle woman is alleging magician David Copperfield raped her.

The woman told Seattle police the magician raped her while she was in the Bahamas. Because the alleged incident happened abroad and the woman did not report it until she returned to the United States, Seattle authorities turned the case over to the FBI. We're told that no rape kit was done on the alleged victim in the Bahamas, which could make prosecution difficult.

well I'm sure this will blow over because he was obviously just performing his disappearing salami trick.

no rape kit means you must acquit!!!

[hpdrifter]

Rape is not about getting sex, its about overpowering someone else.

You can't get that from a groupie

[cookiepuss]

Micahael Douglas's Son like to get busy with the nose candy....

The son of Michael Douglas has been ordered to stand trial on cocaine possession charges.

Cameron Douglas has been charged with felony possession of a controlled substance and misdemeanor possession of a hypodermic needle. Charges were filed against 28-year-old Cameron Douglas and his friend, 30-year-old Christopher Lane.

At a pretrial hearing, charges of being under the influence of a controlled substance were added for Douglas, based on the testimony of a Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Deputy.

The charges stem from their arrest on July 22, when police found Douglas and Lane in a car near a Santa Barbara, Calif. motel -- and found a syringe on the floorboard with liquid cocaine in it. According to the arresting officer, Lane told him the syringe was his.

Both men will be back in court for an arraignment on November 16.

Cameron Douglas appeared with his father and grandfather, Kirk Douglas, in the 2003 film "It Runs in the Family."

[cookiepuss]

UMA THURMAN WANTS YOU TO SEE HER NAUGHTY BITS! (http://www.tmz.com/2007/10/19/uma-thurman-sheer-beauty/)

[hpdrifter]

That's a beautiful dress.

[roosta]

what the fuck is a rape kit!!!!

[cookiepuss]

what the fuck is a rape kit!!!!

seriously? it's the medical kit that they use to swab the vag-jay-jay looking for the culprits semen. they also look for damage to the vaginal walls and stuff..but mainly they look for the rapists DNA.

[roosta]

seriously? it's the medical kit that they use to swab the vag-jay-jay looking for the culprits semen. they also look for damage to the vaginal walls and stuff..but mainly they look for the rapists DNA.

ah. that makes sense. it, er, sounds like something else.. :(

[cookiepuss]

^yeah it kinda does, doesn't it?


anyway...

RIP Deborah Kerr

Deborah Kerr died at the age of 86 on Tuesday in Suffolk, England. Deborah suffered from Parkinson's disease.

for those of you who don't know she was some old broad who stared in "The King and I" and rolled around on the beach with Burt Lancaster in "From Here to Eternity"

[cookiepuss]

BORAT'S BABY HAS ARRIVED???

maybe...

Australian actress Isla Fisher has reportedly given birth to a baby girl.

Sources said Fisher, who is married to English comedian Sacha Baron Cohen - the creator Borat and Ali G, has given birth. However, a spokeswoman from her agent, Shanahan Management, said they knew nothing about it, Fairfax reported.

Fisher, who is finding success in Hollywood, told The Daily Mail on Tuesday that she was happy to take a break from her career to concentrate on being a mum.

[Yetra Flam]

lol isla fisher was shannon on home and away and she had a fling with her foster brother which is pretty much like incest or something.

[cookiepuss]

Kid Rock: keeping white trash classy one waffle house at a time

Kid Rock was arrested early Sunday after a brawl at a restaurant and spent about 12 hours in jail before being released, police said.

The musician stopped at the Waffle House restaurant shortly after 5 a.m. after his performance at The Tabernacle in Atlanta, authorities said.

"He and five members of his entourage were involved in a fight with a male customer inside the Waffle House," said Mekka Parish, a spokeswoman for the DeKalb County Police Department.

The customer recognized a female with Kid Rock's party and exchanged words with her, Parish said.

"It escalated to a physical altercation between Kid Rock and that male customer and moved outside to the parking lot," she said. At some point the customer punched out a restaurant window, she said.

Kid Rock left in his tour bus and was stopped by police about a mile from the restaurant, Parish said. The musician and five members of his entourage were taken into custody on a misdemeanor charge of simple battery.

The other customer was charged with criminal damage to property, a felony, Parish said. Kid Rock was released from the county jail on bond about 5 p.m.

A telephone message left with Kid Rock's publicist was not immediately returned.

The other customer was treated at a hospital for cuts and bruises. No one in Kid Rock's group was hospitalized, police said.

[abcdefz]

Kate Hudson filed for divorce from Chris Robinson.

[cookiepuss]

Kate Hudson filed for divorce from Chris Robinson.

yeah yeah, but they split up a while ago. to be honest I kinda thought they already filed. So I guess this is new news.... to me.

[abcdefz]

yeah yeah, but they split up a while ago.




Ah. I did not know that.

[cookiepuss]

From my "no one cares any more file":


britney can see her kids again. whoop-dee-flipin-do.:rolleyes:

[kll]

my brother's name made it onto perezhilton.com

:o

[cookiepuss]

Steve Martin is a wild and crazy childrens book writer guy!!!!

for the record, Steve doesn't have any children of his own....

"I'm not sure why I did this. I don't know why an alphabet book popped into my head," Martin says of "The Alphabet From A to Y, With Bonus Letter Z," a collaboration with New Yorker cartoonist Roz Chast. "My idea was to write these rhyming couplets with the craziest images I could possibly think up, and then have Roz illustrate them."

The 62-year-old Martin, famous for his "wild and crazy" standup act in the 1970s, has turned increasingly to the page in recent years, writing plays, novels and humor pieces in The New Yorker, home to such literary wits (and children's authors) as E.B. White and James Thurber. A memoir comes out in November.

"From A to Y" is a nonsense ride across time and rhyme, with highlights including "H" ("Henrietta the hare wore a habit in heaven/Her hairdo hid hunchbacks: one hundred and seven") and "N" ("Needle-nosed Nigel won nine kinds of knockwurst/By winning a contest to see who could knock wurst").

wait. What? umm...if that last paragraph is a glimpse of what the book is like, I expect kids to be pretty confused. I'm confused. and you can forget about the tots learning to spell correctly. wurst???? uh ok.

[cookiepuss]

Is that another way of saying that he had sex with Perez Hilton?

ewe. Let's hope not. Perez is the most tragic looking gay guy I've ever seen.(n)

[kll]

yeah, give my brother's weiner some cred...

[cookiepuss]

is your brother in the entertainment biz or is he just a socialite? I shouldn't say "just". I mean being famous for nothing is quite an acheivement. I hope I haven't offended any socialites on the board. doh!


next up....

When Soap Opera Doctors Attack!!!!

this is kinda odd behaivor for anyone...who isn't on meth.

Nathaniel Marston, who plays a doctor on ABC's "One Life to Live," has been released without bail following his arraignment on assault and other charges in an altercation in midtown Manhattan.

Marston, 32, attacked three men with a crate around 4:30 a.m. Sunday at 10th Avenue and 45th Street, says a felony complaint filed in Manhattan Criminal Court.

The complaint charges that Marston struck one man on the hand; hit another in the back of the neck, causing bruising and swelling; then caused the third man to be hospitalized with a broken leg.

When officers tried to arrest Marston, he began flailing his arms and kicking at officers and refused to be handcuffed, the complaint says. It says Officer Sean Turner had medical treatment for a cut hand and a bruised knee.

Jennifer Kushner, spokeswoman for the Manhattan district attorney's office, said Marston was treated at Bellevue Hospital Center for scrapes and bruises before his court appearance.

Lori Hogan, a spokeswoman for ABC, said, "We're aware of the incident and (are) reviewing its details."

Marston's lawyer, Tom Klein, declined to comment Monday.

Marston was charged with four counts of second-degree assault, menacing, reckless endangerment and resisting arrest. He was released without bail by Judge John Cataldo.

His next court appearance is set for Feb. 4, 2008.

Marston plays Dr. Michael McBain on "One Life to Live." He previously played Eddie Silva on the CBS daytime soap opera "As the World Turns."

[cookiepuss]

Donate a lung to Robert Goulet!

for reals, yo. Or else he gonna die. no more emerald nut commercials.:(
LOS ANGELES, Calif. (October 23, 2007) - Legendary singer-actor Robert Goulet is in critical condition in a Los Angeles hospital and is in dire need of a lung transplant, Access Hollywood has learned.
Goulet, a Grammy, Emmy and Tony winner, was rushed to a Las Vegas hospital on Sept. 30 after experiencing a shortness of breath.
He was diagnosed with Interstitial Pulmonary Fibrosis, a rare but rapidly progressive and potentially fatal condition.
After spending 12 days in the Las Vegas hospital, doctors determined Goulet would not survive without an emergency lung transplant. However, because lung transplants are not performed in Las Vegas, Goulet was transferred to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.
Between Las Vegas and Los Angeles, Goulet has spent the last 22 days in critical condition and his life is now dependent on finding a new lung.

I love that fucking comercial. I hope he gets a lung. I really do.

[kll]

did you get that off ph.com? i thought so.

yeah, my brother is in the biz. no socialite. his wife is preggers, which ended his socialite career.

[hitmonlee]

lol isla fisher was shannon on home and away and she had a fling with her foster brother which is pretty much like incest or something.

my ex had sex in her bed and got booted out (the sex was not with her, but she was the one that booted him out)

kll who is your bro?
tom brady?
marc anthony?
jordan bratman?
been affleck?

[cookiepuss]

from my "wait...did I really just read that?" file???

Hilton tries to help drunken elephants

By WASBIR HUSSAIN, Associated Press Writer2 hours, 21 minutes ago

Paris Hilton is being praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India.

Activists said a celebrity endorsement such as Hilton's was sure to raise awareness of the plight of the pachyderms that get drunk on farmers' homemade rice beer and then go on a rampage.

"The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them," the 26-year-old socialite said in a report posted on World Entertainment News Network's Web site. Her comments were picked up by other Web sites and newspapers around the globe.

Last month, six wild elephants that broke into a farm in the state of Meghalaya were electrocuted after drinking the potent brew and then uprooting an electricity pole.

"There would have been more casualties if the villagers hadn't chased them away. And four elephants died in a similar way three years ago. It is just so sad," Hilton was quoted as saying in Tokyo last week. She was in Tokyo to judge a beauty contest.

Her publicist couldn't immediately be reached for comment Tuesday.

Hilton promised to improve her bad-girl image after she completed a jail term in June for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

She announced plans to do charity work in Rwanda, but the trip was postponed until next year.

Sangeeta Goswami, head of animal rights group People for Animals, told The Associated Press: "I am indeed happy Hilton has taken note of recent incidents of wild elephants in northeast India going berserk after drinking homemade rice beer and getting killed."

"As part of her global elephant campaign, Hilton should, in fact, think of visiting this region literally infested with elephants," Goswami said.

Another conservationist said elephant alcohol abuse was just a symptom of the real problem.

"Elephants appear on human settlements ... because they have no habitat left due to wanton destruction of forests," said Soumyadeep Dutta, who heads Nature's Beckon, a leading regional conservation group.

"A celebrity like Hilton must focus her attention on this fact," Dutta said.

Paris Hilton and drunken elephants...I know there's a really great joke here...unfortunately I can't come up with it....

[cookiepuss]

^Paris is reaching out to Britney.

hah aha hah. ther ya go.(y)

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Matt Damon voted Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine.

Hmm. He's cute i suppose and I must admit when i was watching the Bourne Ultimatum I developed a mini crush on him which lasted the duration of the film.

The travesty is that he beat Ryan Reynolds into third place. Are you kidding me? He is sex on legs.

I sound about 15. :rolleyes:

Anyway, the top ten are...

1. Matt Damon
2. Patrick Dempsey
3. Ryan Reynolds
4. Brad Pitt
5. James McAvoy
6. Johnny Depp
7. Dave Annable
8. Will Smith
9. Javier Bardem
10. Shemar Moore

I have never heard of 7,9 or 10 :/

[Yorkshire~Rose]

True dat.

[Lyman Zerga]

Matt Damon voted Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine.

Hmm. He's cute i suppose and I must admit when i was watching the Bourne Ultimatum I developed a mini crush on him which lasted the duration of the film.

The travesty is that he beat Ryan Reynolds into third place. Are you kidding me? He is sex on legs.

I sound about 15. :rolleyes:

Anyway, the top ten are...

1. Matt Damon
2. Patrick Dempsey
3. Ryan Reynolds
4. Brad Pitt
5. James McAvoy
6. Johnny Depp
7. Dave Annable
8. Will Smith
9. Javier Bardem
10. Shemar Moore

I have never heard of 7,9 or 10 :/

you can hardly call matt damon a man and will smith? wth?

i dont even know most in this list

[cookiepuss]

yeah Damon has never done much for me in the sex appeal department.

ah anyhoo...

Amy Winehouse still can't get her shit together...


Thu Nov 15, 2:59 PM ET

Troubled soul singer Amy Winehouse kicked off her 17-date tour with a shambolic performance that saw fuming fans booing and marching out, reports said Thursday.

The concert at the National Indoor Arena in Birmingham, was a chance for the 24-year-old to get back to singing and put her woes behind her.

Winehouse has had "health issues" -- widely reported to be drug and alcohol abuse -- and her party-loving husband Blake Fielder-Civil is being held on grievous bodily harm and conspiracy to pervert the course of justice charges.

But Wednesday's gig at the NIA, which can hold up to 13,000 people, was slammed by angry fans as a "disgrace" after she turned up late and stumbled about the stage.

When punters started jeering, Winehouse snapped: "Let me tell you something. First of all, if you're booing, you're a mug for buying a ticket.

"Second, to all those booing, just wait till my husband gets out of incarceration -- and I mean that."

The Birmingham Mail newspaper's music critic Andy Coleman said it was "one of the saddest nights of my life".

"I saw a supremely talented artist reduced to tears, stumbling around the stage and, unforgivably, swearing at the audience," he wrote.

James Dyas demanded his money back, according to London's Evening Standard newspaper.

"She came on stage half an hour late. She managed four songs but was slurring her words and swaying all over the place," he said.

"She fell into the guitar stand and dropped the microphone -- it was atrocious. The song dedicated to her husband was so bad it was like swinging a cat round your head."

An, from Birmingham, commented on The Times newspaper's website: "Her singing was awful, out of tune and slurred. She sang for around 50 minutes -- drinking throughout.

"I have never seen so many people leave a show. 'Valerie' was my favourite song -- she massacred it!"

Pete Massera, from north-west England, added: "It was an absolutely atrocious gig. I, like many others in the audience, got our coats and left before she even finished the set."

Gary Atwell, from nearby Rugby, said "streams" of fans walked out, according to the BBC website.

"I went out for a sneaky cigarette half way through and at least 40 people left, just in that five minutes," he said.

"Valerie", the closing number, descended into chaos when Winehouse stopped singing, dropped the microphone and walked off stage.

Winehouse, named best British female solo artist at the Brit Awards in February, has rarely been out of the newspapers in recent months due to her lifestyle issues.

[Randetica]

guess amy winehouse really enjoys herself in the role of an uncontrolled drugheaded anger bitch

if youre really a fan then you know before that it isnt a good idea to see/hear her live

[hitmonlee]

my ex had sex in her bed and got booted out (the sex was not with her, but she was the one that booted him out)

kll who is your bro?
tom brady?
marc anthony?
jordan bratman?
been affleck?

HIIIIIII KLL who is your bro?

[cookiepuss]

Katherine McPhee is engaged to some old, not really all that cute Guy (http://pigduck.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/kat27.jpg)



LOS ANGELES, Calif. (November 16, 2007) - Katharine McPhee, runner-up "American Idol," is reportedly engaged.

The singer, 23, is engaged to actor Nick Cokas, 42, according to a report in People.


"Katharine is bubbling over with excitement for her upcoming wedding," a source tells People. "She is all smiles when she talks about the planning. It sounds like everything is going very smoothly."

McPhee has recently been seen sporting a ring that Cokas gave her.

Us Weekly also reported that McPhee was engaged, in their October 16 issue.

The two met in a 2005 LA theater production of "The Ghost and Mrs. Muir."


Their friendship became more serious when, "He took me up to my San Francisco ['Idol'] audition," McPhee told People. "We totally fell in love," she said.

The singer doesn't think their age difference is an issue, saying it "was never really a concern. He just makes things really fun."

Last year, McPhee sat down with Access' Nancy O'Dell revealing some details about the man in her life.

McPhee confirmed to Access that Nick was her boyfriend but she hoped to keep her private life private.

"I'm just trying to find my way in this business," said McPhee.

"You're Jennifer Aniston all of a sudden," Nancy joked with McPhee . "You're still letting them know, maybe I'm available, maybe I'm not."

"You're always available, until you have a ring on your finger, you're always available," McPhee joked back.

"Don't tell your boyfriend that," Nancy laughed. "I'm just kidding! I'm kidding!"

The couple will collaborate on the upcoming film, "The Last Caller."

McPhee's camp declined to comment to People.


I can't hate on this. My father was 22 years older than my mom. of corse he died when I was 22...so there's the draw back if you plan on having kids. but I can't hate.

I just think she's better looking than that old dude.

[cookiepuss]

Oh Pam Anderson, you silly, silly bitch!

Pam Anderson filed for divorce from Rick Salomon this morning (I'll admit I didn't really know they got married. She's been married and divorced so many times no one pay attention anymore.) Then, this afternoon, she took it back. The couple is quote "working things out"

based on her recent comments on the ellen degenerous show, I think I know how they are working things out.

During an appearance on the "Ellen DeGeneres Show," Anderson previously told the talk show host she fell in love with Salomon after they worked out a deal over a $250,000 gambling debt the former "Baywatch" babe had amassed.
"I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors, and I fell in love," Anderson said. "It's so romantic."

um. Did she just admit she's a whore on national tv? I think she did.(y)
how refreshing.

I guess PETA is done with her and she's campaigning for "anti-feminist" poster girl.:rolleyes:

[Yetra Flam]

not just like a figurative whore, but like a traditional actually doing-sex-for-money old school whore.

[cookiepuss]

not just like a figurative whore, but like a traditional actually doing-sex-for-money old school whore.

FTW!

shit, I've got some pretty relaxed views about women's sexuality but even I think her remarks/actions are in poor taste.

[Randetica]

i would love to have sex with her

she could hepatitis all over me, i dont care

only hope i wont find some kid rock leaves in there


hey didnt mean to rhyme!

[cookiepuss]

DOH!

Lynne Spears' book on parenting delayed indefinitely

yeah, when you have one daughter who has had custody of her kids revoked and 16 year old daughter who just got knocked up, it's probably not a good time go writing a book about how awesome your parenting skills are.;)

Lynne Spears' book about parenting has been delayed indefinitely, her publisher said Wednesday.

Lindsey Nobles, a spokeswoman for Christian book publisher Thomas Nelson Inc., said Wednesday that the memoir by the mother of Britney Spears was put on hold last week. She declined to comment on whether the delay was connected to the revelation that Spears' 16-year-old daughter, Jamie Lynn, is pregnant.

"I can tell you that we are standing behind Lynne and supporting her decision to be with her family at this time," Nobles told The Associated Press.

"Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World" was initially scheduled for release May 11, Mother's Day. Spears, the mother of three children with ex-husband Jamie Spears, had been working with a Michigan-based freelancer since March on the memoir chronicling Spears' experiences raising a family in the public eye.

Jamie Lynn Spears, star of Nickelodeon's "Zoey 101" and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine in its new issue that she's expecting her first child and the father is boyfriend Casey Aldridge.

Nobles and representatives for Britney Spears said they did not know how Lynne Spears could be reached for comment about the status of her book.

[cookiepuss]

Jessica Simpson is toxic to your football game

Hey I can't stand jessica, but even I think this is a bit harsh and well..SILLY!

Terrell Owens of the Dallas Cowboys to Jessica Simpson: Back off our quarterback
December 19, 2007

IRVING, Texas (AP) -- Terrell Owens has a message for Jessica Simpson: Stay away.

The 27-year-old singer-actress has become Public Enemy No. 1 among Dallas Cowboys fans because of a link being made between her appearance at Sunday's game and the poor performance of her new boyfriend, quarterback Tony Romo.

"Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite -- in this locker room or in Texas Stadium," Owens said Wednesday.

The Cowboys lost 10-6 to the Philadelphia Eagles and Romo had what was statistically the worst game of his career, all while Simpson sat in a luxury box wearing a pink No. 9 jersey she proudly showed off for television cameras.

The problem for her is, Romo's previous worst game came last December at home to the Eagles when then-girlfriend Carrie Underwood was in attendance.

"With everything that has happened, obviously with the way Tony played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel she has taken his focus away," Owens said, echoing the chatter on sports-talk radio and blogs. "Other than that, she was high on my list until last week.

"Oh, I got a message for her when we make the playoffs. Just stay tuned."

[cookiepuss]

Sean Connery is a shitty neighbor...
The legal dispute between Sean Connery and his downstairs neighbors has a fed-up judge telling both sides to cool it.

In court papers, Burton Sultan calls his neighbor Connery, 77, the antithesis of the suave secret agent he played in numerous James Bond films, branding him "a bully who ignores norms of neighborliness and decency" in the town house they share.

Connery and his wife claim the Sultan family's complaints have delayed needed repairs to the roof, imperiling the Connerys and raising the repair costs.

In a decision made public Wednesday, State Supreme Court Justice Marcy Friedman tossed out many of the Sultans' claims but slammed the Connerys for what she called their "blunderbuss" legal salvos.

She barred both sides from filing any more lawsuits without her permission, saying they "have engaged in a 'slash and burn' litigation strategy."

Connery's lawyer and publicist and Sultan's lawyer did not immediately return telephone messages Thursday.

The sides have clashed repeatedly over the Connerys' years-long renovations to their part of the six-story, landmarked 1869 town house. The Sultans claim the renovations have subjected them to noise, fumes, leaks and rats, ruining their collection of antique wicker furniture.

Connery played the British secret agent known as 007 in 1962's "Dr. No." He reprised the role in such Bond classics as "From Russia With Love," "Goldfinger" and "You Only Live Twice."

[cookiepuss]

Hot damn! Mischa Barton just got a DUI (http://www.celebwarship.com/wp/?p=6654)!

[Yorkshire~Rose]

(!) Who's the daddy? Might not be Jamie Lynn Spears' boyfriend apparently

The father of Jamie-Lynn Spears' baby is not Casey Aldridge, but an older man who could face rape charges over the conception, according to new U.S. reports. American magazine Star claims the Spears family are paying Aldridge, 18, to play dad in a bid to mask the father's true identity and avoid the shame of an under-age sex scandal involving 16-year-old Jamie-Lynn. The reports come days after Jamie-Lynn confirmed she is 12-weeks pregnant with student Aldridge's baby during an interview with OK! magazine. According to celebrity blogger Perez Hilton's website, a Star source is reported as saying, "Casey is being paid off to be the family's fall guy while the real father remains unidentified. The man many suspect is the father, however, would face charges and probably prison time if he were to come forward and admit he had sex with her." Star magazine quotes "two separate Spears family insiders" who believe the father is someone who works on Jamie-Lynn's kids' TV show, Zoey 101. The source adds, "In Hollywood, little girls grow up fast, and she is no exception. With everything that has gone on in her family, she needed someone to look up to. But the man she found seems to have completely taken advantage of her." In Jamie-Lynn's home state of Louisiana, Aldridge would escape legal action because a 16-year-old can legally have sex with a person less than two years older.

[Parkey]

Did I ever tell my Lohan/nut-sack personal experience from Vegas on here?

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Did I ever tell my Lohan/nut-sack personal experience from Vegas on here?

No. And circumstances prevented you telling me in person not so long ago.
Spill Parkey!

[cookiepuss]

do tell parkey, do tell!!!! *anticipates*

Yorkie: that's pretty juicy gossip. nicely done.(y)

[Yorkshire~Rose]

We have been denied the goss again. Parkey has buggered off, the swine.

[cookiepuss]

oh damn it! swine indeed.

in other news...

Rebecca De Mornay engages in some risky "business" (aka driving)...Again.

Rebecca De Mornay has been charged with misdemeanor drunken driving following her arrest two months ago.

The "Risky Business" actress was charged with one count of driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs and one count of driving with a blood alcohol level above the legal limit of .08, a Los Angeles District Attorney's spokeswoman said Thursday.

De Mornay was arrested Oct. 30 for a traffic violation in Beverly Hills when officers smelled alcohol on her breath. She is scheduled to be arraigned Monday.

Calls to her representatives weren't immediately returned.

De Mornay is best known for playing the prostitute who befriends Tom Cruise's high school student in the 1983 film "Risky Business." Her other screen credits include "The Hand That Rocks the Cradle," "Backdraft" and "Lords of Dogtown."

She recently appeared in the HBO drama "John From Cincinnati."

[cookiepuss]

Britney Being Fitted for a Straight Jacket

no really. they should just institutionalize her at this point. fuck rehab. put her in the nutter house. girl fucking interrupted.

so sad.

Spears taken in ambulance after standoff

By PETER PRENGAMAN, Associated Press WriterFri Jan 4, 8:44 AM ET

The troubled life of Britney Spears added a new chapter when the intoxicated pop star was whisked away in an ambulance after police were called to her house to help end a nearly three-hour custody standoff involving her young sons.

The 26-year-old pop star was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, Entertainment Tonight reported on its Web site Friday. Cedars spokeswoman Simi Singer said she could neither confirm nor deny the report, citing patient confidentiality laws.

Officer Jason Lee of the Los Angeles Police Department told City News Service that Spears appeared to be under the influence of an unknown substance. He declined to elaborate. No injuries were reported.

Spears was conscious late Thursday when paramedics took her out of her home in a gurney. Several police cars escorted the ambulance out of the neighborhood, followed by dozens of paparazzi.

Officers were called to Spears' house around 8 p.m. to respond to the custody dispute with ex-husband Kevin Federline over their sons, 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James, Lee said.

By about 10:30 p.m., six police cars, two ambulances and a fire truck had entered the gated-community that includes Spears' house. Several police cars were seen in the area earlier in the night.

Spears turned over the children around 10:50 p.m., Lee said.

Calls to the Police Department's media line early Friday were not answered.

Spears and Federline have been involved in a long and very public custody battle. Federline has temporary custody of the children because Spears, who has limited visitation rights, has defied court orders. The two were married in October 2004 and divorced in July.

Spears has appeared increasingly out of control during the past year. She has been photographed without underwear and appeared to be drunk and out-of-control. She shaved her head, beat a car with an umbrella and spent a month in rehab and has had a handful of fender benders, including one in which she ran over a photographer's foot.

Earlier Thursday, Spears appeared for a deposition in her custody dispute.

Spears was deposed for just 14 minutes, Federline attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan told reporters after Spears left.

Spears called in sick for a Dec. 12 court-ordered deposition, but was photographed that day driving with a friend. She also didn't show up for a session Wednesday, Kaplan said.

Spears' attorneys from the firm Trope and Trope on Wednesday filed a court motion asking to be relieved due to a "breakdown" in communication with their client.

Kaplan said Spears' attorneys were present for what became a very abbreviated session, which had been scheduled to last two hours.

"You can imagine in 14 minutes there's not a lot of time to develop questions," he said.

Kaplan said another deposition would be scheduled.

and....

Britney Spears is still at Cedar-Sinai Hospital in LA this morning. According to Us Weekly, the singer is being held under a “5150 hold,” meaning she’s considered a danger to herself and others. She’s listed as a “special needs” patient, which means “they have either overdosed or tried to commit suicide. So we go stay with these patients and monitor them constantly. We watch them so they don’t hurt themselves and watch the people who come visit them to make sure they don’t pass anything to them.”

Sources told TMZ that Britney’s breakdown last night did not involve drugs, but instead her mental state deteriorated to the point where she was a danger to everyone around her.

Britney’s youngest son, Jayden James, was rushed to the hospital in an ambulance as well, but was released to his father, Kevin Federline, around 4am.

Britney reportedly went “completely psycho” while being rushed to the hospital.

“They had to strap her down like a mental patient and she was going between laughing and hysterics,” the source adds, calling it “a total psychotic breakdown. She just went crazy.”

(LAPD Jason Lee told City News Service that Spears appeared to be under the influence of an unknown substance at the time.)

Kevin’s attorney is scheduled to meet with the Los Angeles Commissioner Scott Gordon in a few hours, and is expected to ask the commissioner to strip Britney of all parental rights, at least for the time being.

[Randetica]

slaughter her

[cookiepuss]

NewsFlash: Dr. Phil Can't keep his big mouth shut

Spears family says Dr. Phil went too far

26 minutes ago

Britney Spears' family says "Dr. Phil" McGraw crossed the line by not keeping his mouth shut after making a house call on the singer last week.

Lou Taylor, a business manager for Spears' mother, Lynne, and younger sister, Jamie Lynn, appeared on NBC's "Today" show Wednesday and said McGraw had betrayed the family's trust by talking to the media about Spears' mental health after showing up at the 26-year-old pop star's hospital room on Saturday for a visit.

"The family basically extended an invitation of trust for him to come in as a resource to support them, not to go out and make public statements," Taylor said. "Any statement publicly that he made, because he was brought in under this cloak of trust, (is) just inappropriate."

Taylor said McGraw was invited to the hospital by Spears' family, but "he was not invited to make this part of a public display or part of the media."

McGraw said earlier this week that he was shelving plans for a show on Spears' latest breakdown. He said Spears' predicament was "too intense" for him to go on with the show.

Taylor said the syndicated TV psychologist broached the idea of the show to Spears' handlers, who eventually decided that such a show would be "detrimental" to the family.

McGraw representative Theresa Corigliano did not immediately respond to phone and e-mail messages by The Associated Press seeking comment.

Mental health professionals also criticized McGraw this week, saying he went too far by showing up at Spears' room at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles as she was about to be discharged.

McGraw fired back at his critics in an interview with "Entertainment Tonight" on Monday.

"Somebody needs to step up and get this young woman into some quality care — and I do not apologize one whit, not one second, for trying to make that happen," he said.

Spears was hospitalized Thursday night after a child custody dispute with ex-husband Kevin Federline resulted in an hours-long standoff with police. On Friday, a court commissioner gave sole physical and legal custody of 1-year-old Jayden James and 2-year-old Sean Preston to Federline.




Think Dr. Phil is a slimeball. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that any real Dr. of psychology would not exploit his patients on TV weekly/daily for profits. But then we all know that the Spears clan aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer. So i guess they didn't see it coming

[MC Moot]

Hey…how come when Briteny adopts a U.K accent her sanity is questioned but when her “mentor” Madonna does it she’s considered intercontinental….?...:rolleyes:

[Yeti]

He has a Ph.D. in psychology from the University of North Texas.

In 1996, Oprah Winfrey was being sued by cattlemen who claimed she defamed the beef industry on one of her shows, and Oprah hired Dr. Phil to assist during the trial. After helping her win the case in 1998, Dr. Phil became a regular expert on Oprah.

A degree from North Texas and Oprah as your guardian angel. How can he go wrong? I read somewhere that his son Jay is now a life strategies guru. Since the McGraw family is from Texas it makes perfect sense that they all have a horseshoe up their ass. Oh, I forgot to mention that the son, Jay McGraw, also married a Playboy playmate. Yeeeehaw!

[abcdefz]

Hey…how come when Briteny adopts a U.K accent her sanity is questioned but when her “mentor” Madonna does it she’s considered intercontinental….?...:rolleyes:


No. It was considered affected as hell and pretty idiotic.

[MC Moot]

No. It was considered affected as hell and pretty idiotic.

Hey,Guy,you married her,so you live with it...I know you'll be front and center at the screening of her directorial debut in Berlin....;)

[cookiepuss]

He has a Ph.D. in psychology from the University of North Texas.

In 1996, Oprah Winfrey was being sued by cattlemen who claimed she defamed the beef industry on one of her shows, and Oprah hired Dr. Phil to assist during the trial. After helping her win the case in 1998, Dr. Phil became a regular expert on Oprah.



ok. wait. I'm trying to understand how a psychologist was called in to help win a case of defamation. and I'm having trouble here. where's the relevance? :confused:

maybe i'm wrong. maybe Dr. Phil is a genius after all.:rolleyes:

[abcdefz]

Hey,Guy,you married her,so you live with it...I know you'll be front and center at the screening of her directorial debut in Berlin....;)



Nope.


My theory on that is that she was at a Hollywood party, looking for some indie cred, and started chatting up Stephen Soderbergh.
Soderbergh quickly diverted her attention with, "Hey! Isn't that Guy Ritchie!?" and then slipped away quickly when her back
was turned.

I'm pretty sure that's how it happened.

[alikat]

Nope.


My theory on that is that she was at a Hollywood party, looking for some indie cred, and started chatting up Stephen Soderbergh.
Soderbergh quickly diverted her attention with, "Hey! Isn't that Guy Ritchie!?" and then slipped away quickly when her back
was turned.

I'm pretty sure that's how it happened.

shortly thereafter, the exact same thing happened with gwyneth, thom yorke and chris martin.

[abcdefz]

I hear it's going around.

[MC Moot]

Nope.


My theory on that is that she was at a Hollywood party, looking for some indie cred, and started chatting up Stephen Soderbergh.
Soderbergh quickly diverted her attention with, "Hey! Isn't that Guy Ritchie!?" and then slipped away quickly when her back
was turned.

I'm pretty sure that's how it happened.


Truth is that Tarantino was the medium...have you started seeing Robin Wright "Penn" yet?...:D

[abcdefz]

Truth is that Tarantino was the medium...




Nah... for that story to work, someone's got to push her into Guy Ritchie's arms.

I could totally see Madonna and Tarantino hooking up.

[alikat]

Nah... for that story to work, someone's got to push her into Guy Ritchie's arms.

I could totally see Madonna and Tarantino hooking up.

yeah, tarantino would go for a madonna in a heartbeat.

i think it was more like HE started chatting up madonna, who said "hey, isn't that mira sorvino over there?"

(so mean, so sorry, i jest)

[abcdefz]

Madonna's a total fame whore. She would go for him in a heartbeat.

Which is pretty sick. I think he's gross.

[MC Moot]

Nah... for that story to work, someone's got to push her into Guy Ritchie's arms.

I could totally see Madonna and Tarantino hooking up.

Seriously it's truth,Guy was/is a big fan of "Four Rooms"....

[abcdefz]

Plus there's that "Like a Virgin" analysis in Reservoir Dogs...

Total connection.

Maybe they can have a three way.

*shivers*

[cookiepuss]

Kathy Griffin said she made out with Tarantino. and she would do it again.

*bleck*

[cookiepuss]

Amy Wino Fuxored Her Hair

even more than it already was. the black beehive is no more.

she's got blonde ambition (http://www.celebwarship.com/wp/wp-content/Uploads/amywinerex_468x607.jpg) apparently.

kinda looks like shit

[TAL]

Goes well with the rest of her then.

[abcdefz]

who?

[MC Moot]

who?

JULLY BLACK,jack...

[abcdefz]

qué?

[MC Moot]

Ella es toda Winehouse podría ser...

[abcdefz]

Я не понимаю

[abcdefz]

Популярная культура ускользает от меня

[MC Moot]

"Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty O.D Simultaneously "

And the world would be a better place....

[cookiepuss]

Goes well with the rest of her then.

pretty much.

[abcdefz]

"Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty O.D Simultaneously "





..is this the Sid and Nancy sequel they've been working on?

[MC Moot]

..is this the Sid and Nancy sequel they've been working on?

Ha!...Ta!....(y)

[cookiepuss]

"Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty O.D Simultaneously "

And the world would be a better place....



oh I don't know, I think Winehouse has talent, she's just a hot mess. But anyway...
Doherty apparently has/had the hots for Amy and wants/wanted to hook up with her even though, you know, she's um MARRIED to that blake guy. But I guess since Blake is in jail, he decided to go for it anyway. He professed his love for her by giving her a kitten. she took the kitten but tossed Doherty out on his ass and was kinda um... pissed off.

pretty sad that I know this crap.

anyway...if the kitten could some how facilitate and unfortunate accident that kills Doherty aand Winehouse simultaneously...now that would be something.(y)

[MC Moot]

anyway...if the kitten could some how facilitate and unfortunate accident that kills Doherty aand Winehouse simultaneously...now that would be something.(y)

Can a kitten cook up a speedball?...

[cookiepuss]

Miley Cyrus/Hanna Montana Fans Are Idiots

cause apparently they are unclear on the concept that a person can not be in two places at once.:rolleyes:

Miley Cyrus Doubles Up
By Sarah Hall Thu Jan 10, 7:50 AM PST

Giving her fans the best of both worlds is apparently too much for Miley Cyrus to handle on her own.

The singer, who performs both as herself and her Disney Channel alterego on the sold-out tour, was accused in an OK! magazine report this week of using a body double during a brief portion of her show.

"When it got the to bridge of the song 'We Got the Party,' her dancers began to crowd around her," one concertgoer told the magazine.

"Then they covered her with a black sheet and she went through a secret door. Within a second, a new 'Hannah' came out of a different door wearing oversized white glasses. The whole time this was happening Miley's vocals were still playing. The new imposter had her back turned while she danced, trying to hide that fact that she was not Miley Cyrus. At this instant I became very suspicious." (See video of the switcheroo.)

"Needless to say I was furious!" the irate fan added. "I paid good money to see the concert. I was disappointed and I felt like I was played for a fool."

In the wake of the report, a rep for the Hannah Montana star confirmed that Cyrus does indeed rely on body double for a brief part of her set in order to allow her to transform from Hannah back into herself.

"To help speed the transition from Hannah to Miley, there is a production element during the performance of 'We Got the Party' incorporating a body double for Miley," the rep said in a statement.

"After Hannah has completed the featured verse on the duet with the Jonas Brothers, a body double appears approximately one to two minutes prior to the end of the song in order to allow Miley to remove the Hannah wig and costume and transform into Miley for her solo set.

"Other than during this very brief transitional moment in the show, Miley performs live during the entirety of both the Hannah and Miley segments of the concert," the rep added.

The body double debacle is just the latest mini-scandal to affect Cyrus, who last month spoke up to defend herself over a series of so-called racy photos of her and a friend that were leaked on to the Internet.

The pictures, which showed Cyrus and a pal frolicking (fully clothed) in a hotel room and sharing a piece of licorice, were completely innocent, the teen insisted.

"They're nothing bad! It's not something I'm going to let slide. I'm really upset about it, 'cause it was, like, not even a big deal," Cyrus told New York's Z100 radio station.

"That's one of my best friends. I have all these girls who I hang out with all the time. It's two girls at a sleepover, and if all of a sudden that's bad, then what is the world coming to?"

The 15-year-old singer has been on the road with her wildly popular Best of Both Worlds tour since October and recently extended the trek through the end of this month. She's slated to wrap things up in Miami on Jan. 31.

[cookiepuss]

Dear Paparazo: Pls Don't Mess With Icelandic Bitchez. Thx.

Wacky Icelandic singer Bjork reportedly lost her shit on a photographer after arriving in New Zealand over the weekend. Tiny Bjork, who previously assaulted a reporter in 1996, tore at photographer Glenn Jeffrey’s shirt while walking through Auckland International Airport.

“I took a couple of pictures and I got about three or four frames of her … and as I turned and walked away she came up behind me, grabbed the back of my black skivvy and tore it down the back.

“As she did this she fell over, she fell to the ground. At no stage did I touch her or speak with her.”

Bjork said nothing throughout the incident but the man with her was saying: “B, don’t do this, B, don’t do this,”‘ Jeffrey said.

Jeffrey spoke to Auckland police yesterday. He said: “I don’t see being assaulted as I’m working as a press photographer as an acceptable thing. If anybody assaults anybody you have the right to a legal recourse, whoever they are.”

I don’t have anything to add to this story, other than I think Volta is a really good disc, and I would like to avoid a Bjork beat down if she comes to Boston.

That’s all.

less you all forget, the Icelandic people are direct decendants of the vikings. you know those guys with the silly horned hats who went around raping and pillaging? tough doesn't even begin to describe them. Don't fuck with Bjork.

[cookiepuss]

Maybe if Momma Hadn't taken so many drugs while she was preggers...

Dannielynn wouldn't be crosseyed.....

Larry Birkhead admitted daughter Dannielynn suffers from a condition which caused her to become cross-eyed. To remedy the situation, Larry fitted Dannielynn with an eyepatch, but the one year old has found imaginative ways to remove it.

Larry said Dannielynn’s late mother, Anna Nicole Smith, began treatment for Dannielynn’s strabismus before her death last year.

Larry Birkhead said, “She has a… turning in of one of her eyes, and it’s something that we’ve been looking out for for a while. I’ve been taking her to the doctors and… Anna had taken Dannielynn to the doctor to see about it when she was just a few months old.” Birkhead admits his daughter was initially pleased with her new look thanks in part to her love for pirates.

“I got her a little pirate doll to show her that people wear patches, and it’s OK, and daddy wears a patch if he has to to show her it’s OK.

“I’ve been really aggressive with the patch as much as I can be. At first she was really open to it and it didn’t really bother her. Now, she’s gotten a little smart because she can pull it off, so it’s a little bit harder for me to patch her.”

If the eyepatch doesn’t help improve the toddler’s condition, they will have to consider undergoing surgery to correct it.

actually I have no idea if Anna's alleged drug use during pregnancy could have caused that or not. it's probably unrelated. it just seemed like a sassy headline. blah.

[TAL]

less you all forget, the Icelandic people are direct decendants of the vikings. you know those guys with the silly horned hats who went around raping and pillaging? tough doesn't even begin to describe them. Don't fuck with Bjork.

The actual vikings didn't have any horns on their helmets.

[cookiepuss]

The actual vikings didn't have any horns on their helmets.

shhhhh. don't tell the halloween stores that.

[TAL]

Can't they sell just rape&pillage costumes?

[Yorkshire~Rose]

As the motto goes, 'Be Prepared'

I felt a little bit bad when i chuckled at this...


Britney Spears’ bizarre behavior in recent months has landed her on the cover of dozens of magazines but it also has the Associated Press preparing her obituary.

According to Us Weekly, the AP began preparing the pop singer’s obit within the last month.

“We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time,” AP entertainment editor Jesse Washington told the magazine.

So why is the major news organization writing it?

“I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now,” he added. “Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.”

It was only last week that an internal memo at the AP’s LA headquarters was leaked, informing the organization to keep an eye on all things related to the star.

“Now and for the foreseeable future, virtually everything involving Britney is a big deal,” Frank Baker, the Los Angeles assistant bureau chief, wrote in the memo.

“We want to pay attention to what others are reporting and seek to confirm those stories that We feel warrant the wire,” he added, “And when we determine that we’ll write something, we must expedite it.”

P.S Cookie - i hope you don't mind me posting gossip in this thread. After all it is 'Cookiepuss's Celebrity Gossip Column. I'm just a sucker for this stuff :o

[cookiepuss]

[B]



[SIZE="1"]P.S Cookie - i hope you don't mind me posting gossip in this thread. After all it is 'Cookiepuss's Celebrity Gossip Column. I'm just a sucker for this stuff :o


Not at all! I welcome the participation of everyone.(y) please continue.

[cookiepuss]

Lohan Forced to See Dead People. Like EWE.

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan is about to see dead people.

The 21-year-old actress will soon be working at a morgue as part of her punishment for misdemeanor drunken driving, her attorney, Blair Berk, told a judge Thursday.

She has also spent two months in rehabilitation and has done some community service, Berk said at a hearing on her progress toward fulfilling the terms of her plea bargain.

Her two four-hour days at the morgue are part of a court-ordered program to show drivers the real-life consequences of drinking and driving. She must also spend two days working in a hospital emergency room.

Lohan was arrested twice last year on DUI charges and pleaded guilty in August to misdemeanor drunken driving and cocaine charges. She has already served 84 minutes in jail as part of the plea deal.

Lohan was not required to appear at Thursday's hearing.

[cookiepuss]

Sad times for Lily Allen...

Lily Allen has suffered a miscarriage

27 minutes ago

Lily Allen, who announced her pregnancy last month, has had a miscarriage.

"She and her partner, Ed Simons, will be making no further comment and we ask that their privacy be respected during this difficult time," Allen's spokesman, Jon Bills, said Friday in a statement.

Simons, 37, is a member of The Chemical Brothers.

Allen's cheeky debut album, "Alright, Still," which includes the hit single "Smile," was released in the U.S. last year. The 22-year-old British pop singer's follow-up CD is expected to be released this year.

not to be a jerk or anything, but I can't help but wonder if this might be related to the fact that she was photographed continuing to smoke (http://www.celebwarship.com/wp/?p=6319) cigarettes immediately after annoucing her pregnancy.(n)

[cookiepuss]

There Is No Rehab For Bad Celebrity Baby Names...

Daniel Baldwin must like to rent cars. Because he named his new baby daughter AVIS.

Daniel Baldwin, my favorite “Celebrity Rehab” cracky, is a new father! Daniel and wife Joanne Smith-Baldwin welcomed daughter Avis Ann on Thursday at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles.

“Thank god she looks like her mother,” Baldwin, 47, said.

Mom, 38, is a former British fashion model turned chef, who tells People, ” I’m ecstatically happy. Daniel wasn’t as nervous as me. He’s a little used to this sort of thing. I’m glad he’s got some experience in this area.”

The newborn is Daniel’s fourth child and Joanne’s first. “The fourth time’s a charm,” says Baldwin. “We feel blessed.”

I wonder how his other three kids feel about the fourth time being a charm?

[TOY]

Sad times for Lily Allen...



not to be a jerk or anything, but I can't help but wonder if this might be related to the fact that she was photographed continuing to smoke (http://www.celebwarship.com/wp/?p=6319) cigarettes immediately after annoucing her pregnancy.(n)

As much as smoking can be harmful to your baybidees and stuff, I think she was probably too early in term for it to have been cause. Could be wrong, don't quote me.


Still sad. I like Lily. :(

[Rock]

4th times the charm? What happened to the first 3?

[Waus]

I always kind of wondered if those crazy celebrity baby names were really just so that reporters wouldn't find them when they went to school and just told everyone their name was "Jeffery" or whatever. Like, maybe they actually just use normal names like everyone else, but their official name is just loopy like that so that kids at school don't make the connection that their parents are Brad Pitt and Big Lips.

[Rock]

good point pilot inspektor.

[HEIRESS]

it sounds ridiculous, but some doctors will tell woman to NOT stop smoking once they become pregnant.

this is because the stress involved with trying to quit cold turkey could actually cause more harm and result in you losing the baby. I guess they think the risk of a low birth weight or premature birth is overshadowed by the chance of actually losing the baby.

sure a normal person would try quitting beforehand (with a planned pregnancy anyways) but people are stupid.

[fucktopgirl]

it sounds ridiculous, but some doctors will tell woman to NOT stop smoking once they become pregnant.

this is because the stress involved with trying to quit cold turkey could actually cause more harm and result in you losing the baby. I guess they think the risk of a low birth weight or premature birth is overshadowed by the chance of actually losing the baby.

sure a normal person would try quitting beforehand (with a planned pregnancy anyways) but people are stupid.

Doctors are quite stupid!! NO harm can be done to the baby if a mother stop smoking, actually more good can be done. insane!!

And, a normal and intelligent would not smoke for starter!!:D

[cookiepuss]

Adnan Ghalib gives sleazy interview about BritBrit

if you've managed to live in a vacum and avoid all britney related news then, (I salute you but) you might not know that Brit has been canoodleing with this slimeball married/separated paparazzi guy Adnan. and in true paparatzo fashion he can't keep his big mouth shut about it.

During his sleazy interview with Entertainment Tonight, Adnan Ghalib claimed he would marry Britney Spears if she proposed.

“Would anybody say no?”

Um, yeah, I think anyone who’s not into bipolar chicks with a hygiene problem would probably say no. Anyhoo, Adnan claimed he and Britney had a pregnancy “scare” last week, but he firmly believes the singer would like to make babies with him. You know, to replace the old ones she can’t see anymore.

“She has a very maternal instinct. She was feeling a lot of things she said she felt when she was pregnant. I think she was hoping she was pregnant with my child.”

Too bad that maternal instinct doesn’t make her want to attend custody hearings, huh?

Regarding Britney’s bad British accent, Adnan said, “She just thinks it’s cute.”

Breaking news: it’s not actually cute.

*barf*

[cookiepuss]

There should be alot of good-lookin' ladies crying at Heath's funeral....

apparently Heath got around?

The Heath Ledger-Mary Kate Olsen connection just got weirder: they were reportedly dating. When word of Heath’s death first surfaced, the NY Times reported that he was found in Mary-Kate’s apartment. That news was soon refuted, and instead sources claimed that Heath wasn’t in her apartment, but Mary Kate’s bodyguard was called to help try to revive the actor.

Now, the NYDN claimed that Mary Kate was called before 911 because he was dating her. Weird.

As reported, a masseuse who arrived at Ledger’s apartment Tuesday first called Olsen before 911 when she discovered the actor’s body.

Olsen’s number was programmed into Ledger’s phone, the Post claims.

According to the Daily News, Olsen’s bodyguard later confirmed to police that two were dating (though her rep says they’re just friends). The Post quotes a police source as saying the two had a “mutual relationship.”

According to a law enforcement official who spoke to the Post, the masseuse called Olsen first because “she didn’t want a media circus.” The Daily News reports that the masseuse called Olsen “for guidance.”

Olsen told the masseuse she would send her security guards to the downtown Manhattan apartment.

After the masseuse tried to rouse Ledger, she discovered that his body was cold, the Post reports, so she called Olsen again. “I think he’s dead,” she said.

Olsen replied, “I already have people coming over.”

The masseuse then told Olsen she was calling 911.

Heath was allegedly spotted holding hands with model/actress Gemma Ward in Australia over the Christmas holiday. In addition, model Helena Christensen (who reportedly hooked up with Heath shortly after he split from Michelle Williams) confirmed she was on her way to Heath’s apartment when she heard the news he died.

Sadly left out of this equation: Lindsay Lohan.The actress broke into tears at a Beverly Hills restaurant after learning Heath had died. Lindsay reportedly told friends she was “very close” with Heath.

[HEIRESS]

I thought mary-kate owned the whole building and the housekeeper called her because of that fact. and also because she was friends with heath?

[cookiepuss]

I thought mary-kate owned the whole building and the housekeeper called her because of that fact. and also because she was friends with heath?

Maybe only Mary-Kate knows for sure... the rumor mill is undeniably twisted. I've heard so many different things it's just silly.:rolleyes:

[cookiepuss]

Lenny Kravitz, Born Again Virgin...

Lenny Kravitz would like us all to believe he has not had sex for three years. He told Spin magazine:

"[It's] just a promise I made until I get married. Where I'm at in life, the women have got to come with something else, not just the body, but the mind and spirit. It usually trips them out, but that's the way it's going to be. I'm looking at the big picture."

uh, ok. why do I feel like he's just saying this so more women will try to have sex with him?

[cookiepuss]

Diddy's Identity Crisis

fuck, dude. he's supposedly changing his name again.

Hip-hop mogul SEAN COMBS is set for another name change - he wants to be known simply as SEAN JOHN. The rapper, 38, has changed his stage moniker five times since starting out in the music industry in 1988, but the Come To Me hitmaker reveals he’s ready for a new identity. He says, “I have always evolved and taken a different name each time. It’s nothing unusual where I come from. Right now I want to be Sean John because that’s where I am.” Combs has previously been nicknamed Puff Daddy, Puff, Puffy, P. Diddy and Diddy.

yeah. and Britney wants to be a british lady. maybe you two should hang out.:rolleyes:

and what is he talking about when he says it's nothing unusual where he's from? Is he from the witness protection program?

[cookiepuss]

Vag Doctor Scolds Tina Fey for her remarks about Paris Hilton

what the fuck?

Actress and writer/producer Tina Fey ripped on Paris Hilton in an interview with Howard Stern in November, 2006. She dished on how immature Paris was when she appeared on Saturday Night Live, annoying cast and crew and coming up with idiotic suggestions for skits. Here’s the relevant part of the interview in case you’d like a refresher. She called Paris a piece of shit and said she’s dumb and self important:

HS: What is Paris Hilton like?

TF: She’s a piece of sh-t. The people at SNL were like maybe she’ll be fun, maybe she won’t take herself so seriously. She takes herself so seriously! She’s unbelievably dumb and so proud of how dumb she is. She looks like a tranny up close.

HS: Was she bad on SNL, was she hard to deal with?

TF: She was awful. People never come in and say “I’m not doing that.” So, this guy Jim Downey wrote a really really funny sketch, it was supposed to be Lorne Michaels just finding out that she had a sex tape and telling her she couldn’t host the show because SNL has standards… So she was like “I’m not doing it!” and refused to come out of her dressing room. Also, you would walk down the hall and find what just looked like nasty wads of Barbie hair on the stairs… Her hair is like a Fraggle.

HS: Did she give you ideas for sketches?

TF: Yeah, she wanted to make fun of all the girls she hates. She was like “I want to play Jessica Simpson, I hate her.” She would come in the room and say “you should do a show about Jessica Simpson because she’s fat.”

HS: What was the bet you guys had going about her?

TF: The cast had a bet if she would ask anyone on the cast anything about themselves, you know like how are you? where are you from? anything. I think Seth Meyers won because at one point, she asked him if Maya Rudolf was Italian.

[From US Weekly]
Star Magazine has quotes from Tina Fey’s interview in Gotham Magazine’s yearbook issue, and the Golden Globe winner reveals that it was her gynecologist that made her have second thoughts about her public diss of the heirhead. Can you just picture her laying there in the stirrups with a contemplative look on her face? Anyone who criticized me at that point would get special consideration due to the circumstances:

When Tina went on Howard Stern and dissed Paris Hilton… she got flack from her gynecologist! “She was like… ‘That was very hostile. Are you alright?’ And I was like, ‘You know what? You’re right… What business is it of mine?”

[Excerpt from Gotham Magazine article found in Star Magazine, print edition, January 28, 2008.]

[Rock]

that was a great interview. i remember listening to it and sitting in my car to finish it even though i was waaaay late to work.

tina fey is soo mmmmm.

[cookiepuss]

that was a great interview. i remember listening to it and sitting in my car to finish it even though i was waaaay late to work.

tina fey is soo mmmmm.

seriously. that interview was brilliant. Tina's gyno is obviously a douche. ohh-hhaaa oh. douche. get it. :o

[cookiepuss]

Conservative Radio Host Mocks Ledgers Death...Repeatedly.


mocking someone's tragic death. now that's classy.(n)

Think Progress has an excerpt from Fox News host John Gibson’s radio show in which he called Heath Ledger a “weirdo” with a drug problem, and repeatedly played a clip from Brokeback Mountain in which Ledger says “We’re Dead.” He openly mocked the guy and suggested it was suicide or an overdose.

One of our writers Helen wrote an article about those Westboro Baptist crazies planning to picket Ledger’s funeral and I decided not to publish it because why should we even acknowledge them? When a prominent newscaster so openly mocks a tragic death like this, they need to be called on it.

Throughout the course of the show, Gibson continued to bring up Ledger’s death, jokingly claiming that current events may have caused him to commit suicide.

On yesterday’s drop in the stock market:

GIBSON: Maybe he had a serious position in the market.

TOM SULLIVAN: And possibly today, he looked at the window and said…

GIBSON: “Oh my God.”

SULLIVAN: His name’s not Keith Bledger, right?

GIBSON: He was depressed about yesterday’s downturn in the world stock markets.

On the Democratic debate in South Carolina:

GIBSON: Apparently Heath Ledger was suicidal and his friends saw it coming. I think he watched the Clinton-Obama debate last night. I think he was an Edwards guy, cause he saw his Edwards guy was just completely irrelevant.

[Transcript of Gibson’s radio show found at ThinkProgress.org]

At the beginning of the show they play funeral music followed by a montage of sound bytes from the critically acclaimed film Brokeback Mountain. It’s as if this guy was gloating that Ledger has died. Think Progress notes that Gibson called Brokeback a “gay agenda movie” when it was released. I wonder if he’ll be forced to issue an apology or if he’ll get suspended or canned. What a jerk. How do people like this get jobs working in the media? Do they look for the most abrasive assholes they can find?

[cookiepuss]

Hanna Montana in Danger, yo!


Tennessee police arrested a 16 year old boy Tuesday night at a Nashville airport because he reportedly planned to hijack a commercial airliner. Why did babyboy want the airplane? He wanted to crash it into a Hannah Montana concert. Smart.

The unnamed teenage runaway boarded a plane in California with concealed handcuffs, rope and tape, as well as a copy of the flight plan and schedules. Airport police in Cali notified Nashville of a possible threat on the incoming flight.

“Our police unit is in constant communication,” said airport spokeswoman Emily Richard. “We partner with the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) who does all the security screenings here. Of course, the airlines give us heads up as well.”

Investigators said he planned to hijack the plane and order the pilots to divert the course from Nashville to Lafayette, La. The teenager wanted to crash the airliner into a Hannah Montana concert.

He was confronted on the plane and held until it landed.

The teenager was taken to the Davidson County juvenile detention center where he was charged with felony terrorism.

The tip to police likely came from his parents. He supposedly used his mother’s credit card to buy the airline ticket. Sources said he may have made similar threats to do something like this in the past.

The suspect got the date wrong for the concert. It takes place Friday night instead of earlier this week.

Hannah Montana concerts aside, I find it a bit frightening that a 16 year old was able to outwit airport security. I can’t have cuticle scissors in my purse, but that little bastard can get a pair handcuffs on the plane without any problems.

So I'm still wondering if he was trying to kill the fans or Hana Montana? Was he trying to kill her because he likes her or because he hates her?

[cookiepuss]

Love, Angel, Music & Baby # 2

Yup. Gwen Stefani preggers again...

Gwen Stefani's father-in-law has left no doubt as to the cause of her slightly burgeoning belly.

After a few weeks of mild speculation (with all due respect, Gwendale's no Brangelina), Gavin Rossdale's father has confirmed that his rocker son and the Harajuku-loving Stefani are expecting their second child together.

"They and the whole family are delighted," Douglas Rossdale told People.

The elder Rossdale did not reveal a due date or sex of the forthcoming baby.

Reps for the duo are less loose-lipped than the once and future grandpa and have not yet confirmed that a storkwatch is in effect.

News of the Grammy winner's expectant state comes the same day Britain's Sun tabloid published a report claiming the singer was 13 weeks pregnant with a second child.

Last summer, the singer told InStyle that plans for another baby were already in the works.

"Obviously I'm in a race to have another, but I don't want to do it while on tour," she told the magazine. "But I can't wait to get pregnant again. It's so fun and consuming and romantic."

There's no word on whether Stefani's gestation period will in any way interfere with previously announced plans to reunite with No Doubt later this year. The Orange County, California-bred group has announced plans to release a new album and had been expected to begin recording sometime this year.

The 38-year-old platinum-haired songbird tied the knot with the 40-year-old former Bush frontman in London in September 2002. The duo has one child together, son Kinsgston James McGregor Rossdale, who formally enters his terrible twos on May 26.

Rossdale also has a 18-year-old daughter, Daisy Lowe, whom he discovered was his back in 2004.

Of his latest grandchild, Douglas Rossdale told People that Kingston was "a great lad."

"And we are very much looking forward to another grandchild."

[abcdefz]

Daniel Day-Lewis dedicated his SAG award (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY0fPhgLAcM) to Ledger.

[cookiepuss]

Daniel Day-Lewis dedicated his SAG award (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY0fPhgLAcM) to Ledger.

and Cate Blanchet also said some nice things about Heath in her acceptance speech as well I beleive.

[abcdefz]

Daniel seems to be on something of a campaign, though.

Maybe he wants to be Joker in #3.

[hpdrifter]

I didn't know about Gwen's new baby! How do you have the scoop before the msn or msnbc.com gossip mavens?

[abcdefz]

More Britney:

From CNN: (http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/01/31/britney.spears/index.html)

Huge police operation takes Spears from home to hospital

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- A police motorcade the length of a football field escorted troubled pop star Britney Spears to a
Los Angeles hospital early Thursday to get her some help, a law-enforcement official told CNN.

This is the second hospital visit for Spears this month, coming after her psychologist called the police, according to the
Los Angeles Times.

She was removed from her home for a "mental evaluation hold," according to the L.A. Times.

The North Hollywood Police Department sent about eight officers to Spears' hilltop house in Studio City, California, about 12:55 a.m.
Thursday, according to the law enforcement official, who asked not to be identified because he's not authorized to comment
publicly.

The group at Spears' house included plainclothes officers, motorcycle police, ambulance crews and some police "brass," the
official said.

It took the better part of the day to arrange the transport plan, the officer said.

[hpdrifter]

a-z beat me to it

I read an article that said she hadn't slept since Saturday. Lots of drugs + no sleep sure does explain a lot.

[abcdefz]

...and a bunch of laxatives, I read.

I'd assume this is her way of dieting. Speed + laxatives.

[abcdefz]

Looks like Michael Jackson wasn't the sperm donor. (http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/31/jacko-hides-face-kids-drop-masks/)


TMZ is fun!

I'm going to hell for this. :(

[kll]

who is the cretin on the right?

[abcdefz]

They're both his kids. Prince Michael, I do believe.

[cookiepuss]

Rugmunchers: Paris and Elisha Cuthbert


Having banged virtually every dude in LA and NYC, Paris Hilton was forced to switch up teams this week. Witnesses told Us Weekly that Paris and homegirl Elisha Cuthbert were “all over each other and making out” at NYC’s Tenjune club Tuesday night.

“Who knew?” says the source of the unlikely pairing.

Hilton, 26, and Cuthbert, 25 (who costarred in 2005’s House of Wax), didn’t arrive at Tenjune together. Hilton was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets. “It’s Paris,” says the source. “She loves putting on a show.”

Elisha’s rep denied the make out happened. Sure, whatev.
http://www.celebwarship.com/wp/?p=7837




I'm most excited about the posibility of Elisha being a lesbian. Now I'll feel validated when I go down on her in my bi-curious fantasies.

[cookiepuss]

Whoa, Eva Mendes Abuses Substances


but she's not going to waste time with having a public meltdown or shaving her head, she's checked into rehab. good for her!


Eva Mendes checked herself into the Cirque Lodge rehab facility in Utah to fight a substance abuse problem.

Eva has been at Cirque for several weeks.

Her rep tells TMZ “Eva has been working hard for the past year and made a positive decision to take some much-needed time off to proactively attend to some personal issues that, while not critical, she felt deserved some outside professional support. Out of respect for Eva’s privacy, we do not wish to discuss further details.”

Woah, that was totally unexpected.

[hpdrifter]

Wow. That's totally out of left field. Does she have a movie to promote or something?

[cookiepuss]

Attention Los Angeles County Gas Stations and 24 Hour Drug Stores: Britney Has Been Released From The Psych Ward.

so she'll probably be showing up to use the bathroom and steal a lighter or two between 11:59 p.m. and 4:20 a.m. tonight/tomorrow :rolleyes:

Spears released from LA hospital

By RAQUEL MARIA DILLON, For The Associated Press 48 minutes ago

Britney Spears was quietly released Wednesday from a hospital where she had been undergoing a psychiatric evaluation, a police official said.

"It occurred without any law enforcement intervention, and for the public that's a good thing," said Capt. Sharyn Buck, commander of the North Hollywood police station, which covers the area of Spears' home.

The troubled singer was hospitalized early on Jan. 31, taken by ambulance under an extensive police escort to a psychiatric facility at UCLA Medical Center.

A Superior Court commissioner subsequently placed Spears and her estate under temporary conservatorship, which expires Feb. 14. Her father, James, was named conservator of Spears, and he and an attorney were made co-conservators of the estate.

Spears, who is in a child custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline, was also briefly hospitalized earlier in January after police were called to her home when she refused to return her sons to a Federline bodyguard after a visit. That trip to the hospital occurred amid a swarm of paparazzi.

Spears has since lost all visitation rights.

oh man I thought they were going to keep her 14 days? For the love of god, this woman needs to be forced into seclusion until she can get her ever-lovin' shit together! Why the hell did they let her go?

[Randetica]

Why the hell did they let her go?

they cant take her bullshit anymore so they let her go and wait till she does some suiciding, problem solved.

[abcdefz]

Kirsten's turn.

From people.com (a CNN link sent me there, so don't give me any shit):


Kirsten Dunst Enters Rehab
UpdatePosted Thursday February 07, 2008 01:50 PM EST

Kirsten Dunst has entered rehab, a source close to the actress confirms to PEOPLE.

The Spider-Man star is being treated at the exclusive Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah, the same facility where Lindsay
Lohan spent nearly two months and where Eva Mendes recently checked in, according to the source.

"She's not doing well," the source says. "People were pushing her to go in there but there was no intervention… She has been
partying hard for a while and I'm sure the Heath Ledger thing put people over the edge."

Adds the source, "She’s been crying a lot lately, a lot built up. …Everybody hits that bottom where you feel [so] scared that
that one heavy night of partying can really wake you up. It's good she's getting herself help."

Dunst, 25, who is a regular on the party scene in Los Angeles, was recently seen partying at the Sundance Film Festival where
she hung out with Josh Hartnett at Hyde Lounge. Despite reports of erratic behavior at the festival, sources say Dunst was
just displaying her usual "care free party girl antics."

"She was in a big group of friends and they were dancing their asses off by their table. They looked like they were having a
great time and they were getting pretty crazy," said a source at the time.

However, the following day Dunst failed show up to her own Glamour magazine party. A source at the time said the actress
"wasn’t feeling well."

A rep for Dunst could not be reached for comment.

The actress's stay in rehab was first reported by Star magazine.

[cookiepuss]

^thanks a-z. I hope Kittenteeth (http://rosasacidas.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/teeth-kirsten-dunst-400a0718071.jpg) gets well soon.





No Wino at the Grammys

Homegirl was straight up denied a visa, yo. maybe she should just focus on rehab for now.

Amy Winehouse's request for visa denied

13 minutes ago

Amy Winehouse will not be performing at this year's Grammy Awards because her request for a visa has been turned down by the U.S. Embassy, her publicist said Thursday.

"Amy has been progressing well since entering a rehabilitation clinic two weeks ago and although disappointed with the decision has accepted the ruling and will be concentrating on her recovery," the Outside Organization, which counts the troubled retro-soul sensation among its clients, said in an e-mail.

The statement didn't say why her application had been rejected.

The U.S. Embassy in London declined to comment late Thursday. No one answered the phone at the Outside Organization.

The Outside Organization said in the e-mail that Winehouse — who shot to fame with the autobiographical single "Rehab" — was disappointed but had been treated well by embassy staff.

The 24-year-old singer and her acclaimed "Back to Black" album are nominated in six categories at the Grammy Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday.

Her potent blend of blues, jazz, pop and soul has won praise from critics and fans, but Winehouse has become as famous for her chaotic personal life as for her music.

Since the album's U.S. release last year, she has canceled a slew of appearances amid reports of drug use.

Last month, The Sun newspaper ran still images from a video that it claimed showed Winehouse inhaling fumes from a small pipe. The images were said to have been filmed during a party at her London home.

Shortly thereafter, Winehouse entered a London rehabilitation center, and has been questioned by police.

Her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, is in jail awaiting trial on charges of assault and lying to police.

Winehouse and Fielder-Civil ran into trouble in October when they were arrested in Bergen, Norway, on charges of marijuana possession. They were released after paying fines of $715 each.

Her lawyer later said Winehouse was appealing the fine because she didn't understand that under Norwegian law, accepting a fine is the same as pleading guilty, which could have serious consequences when she was seeking to enter the U.S.

[b i o n i c]

its probably better for her.

did anyone see this performance? slurring out of her mind
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dewtCShee04&feature=related

this makes me feel really sorry for her, look at the poor girl:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nUaN2xtU9sg&feature=related

[kll]

they maxed out on the quota for loons in the zip code she applied for...

[hitmonlee]

heath's getting buried today :(

[abcdefz]

Perth?

[cookiepuss]

No Wino at the Grammys

Homegirl was straight up denied a visa, yo. maybe she should just focus on rehab for now.

update: they gonna hook her up via satellite. performance back on.

[cookiepuss]

Natalie Cole Ain't Impressed With Wino's Grammy Wins

Dissssss. if Nat weren't a recoverd addict herself I'd think she was a real bitch. but since she is I kinda have to go "meh, maybe she has a point" about what she said...


After Natalie Cole presented the Grammy for Record of the Year to Amy Winehouse, she bad-mouthed Wino to the media. Speaking at a Grammy after-party, Natalie said she was disappointed the record industry chooses to praise Amy for her work, despite her drug and alcohol problems.

“I’m going on record as an artist who is able to critique [Amy Winehouse],” Natalie Cole (a recovering drug addict herself) told reporters at a post-Grammys bash Sunday. “I think she has a great talent, but I don’t agree with the Grammys giving her those nods. I think it sends the wrong message, that even in the midst of her stupor of drugs she can get nominated for all these awards.

“It’s a slap in the face to musicians and artists who work very hard that they turn around and give it to someone who really obviously doesn’t have a grasp of what she has. I’ve been in this business over 25 years and I sacrificed five years of my own life on drugs and almost lost my life because of it.

“So I take great offence to almost see someone getting glory out of being in the position that they’re in, she needs to get her life together and embrace her craft, she will lose it if she doesn’t get it together.”

Wino was in a drug stupor, last week, Natalie. Get your facts straight; she’s totes clean and sober, hater.

[Randetica]

she didnt get grammys for taking drugs but for being a talented motherfucker

[cookiepuss]

Uh, Aretha Upset About Beyonce's Grammy Intro of Tina

Franklin slams Beyonce Grammy intro

Wed Feb 13, 2:33 AM ET

When Aretha Franklin is unhappy, she does not mince words. On Tuesday, the longtime Queen of Soul slammed Beyonce Knowles' intro to Tina Turner at Sunday's Grammy Awards, in which Knowles called Turner, not Franklin, "the queen."

"I am not sure of whose toes I may have stepped on or whose ego I may have bruised between the Grammy writers and Beyonce," Franklin said in a statement issued by her publicist. "However, I dismissed it as a cheap shot for controversy."

E-mails to Knowles' publicist Yvette Noel-Schure and calls and e-mails to Recording Academy spokeswomen Jaime Sarachit and Barb Deghan were not immediately returned.

In the first few seconds of Knowles' intro to Turner's performance, she name-dropped Franklin and a long list of famed female singers. Then the "Crazy in Love" chanteuse focused on Turner.

"There is one legend who has the essence of all of those things: the glamour, the soul, the passion, the strength, the talent," said Knowles, strutting in hot pants. "Ladies and gentlemen. Stand on your feet and give it up for the queen."

At a party later that night, Knowles called Turner her "ultimate icon."

Still, Franklin ended her brief criticism on a gracious note, thanking the Grammys and the voting academy and saying, "love to Beyonce anyway."

Known for such hits as "Respect" and "Chain of Fools," Franklin tied with the Clark Sisters for best gospel performance trophy for her duet "Never Gonna Break My Faith" with Mary J. Blige.



:rolleyes: seriously Aretha. shut up. Tina is awesome too and she deserved the ackalades every bit as much as you do. She had to put up with Ike afterall.

what's the deal with these uppity soul bitches?

[Yeti]

James Brown is the Godfather of soul....Elvis is the King and Aretha is the Queen of soul. Tina has been dubbed the Queen of Rock n' Roll.

Just check wiki.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tina_Turner

[cookiepuss]

Breaking News: Swayze Has Five Weeks To Live???????

:eek:oh. man. I hope it's not true. but it's good gossip.;)

According to various unconfirmed reports, Patrick Swayze has pancreatic cancer, and has only five weeks to live. The actor reportedly traveled to Stanford’s cancer center over the past month for chemotherapy.

He received three doses of chemotherapy and the tumour shrank but it was less than his doctors had hoped for.

“He was told he could have two more treatments, but his cancer was not responding.
“In short: they held out little hope for a cure.”

He is said to have lost more than 20 pounds in the past few weeks and is restricted to a liquid diet because he has trouble keeping down solid food.

This information comes via the National Enquirer, so there’s really no telling how accurate it is. As of this afternoon, Patrick’s rep has yet to issue a statement regarding the rumor.

[MC Moot]

When I saw "The Outsiders" I wanted him to be my big brother...booze is serious buisness...:(


I wonder if the Paul Newman sugery stuff is true...

[abcdefz]

That's too bad.

I wish he'd gotten better roles. I think there might've been an actual actor in there.

[saz]

looks like his publicist (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/05/patrick-swayze-has-5-week_n_89991.html) has confirmed it as well. :(

[cookiepuss]

Looks like the Swayze rumor might be true after all...it's just been reported by Reuters.
:(


edit: oh thanks Sazi. you beat me to it.

poor swayze.

[cookiepuss]

in other news health related....

Gnarls Barkley Wants To Give You A Seizure

and that's why you won't see their new video on MTV....

New Gnarls Barkley video too crazy for MTV

03/05/2008 4:00 AM, Reuters
Jonathan Cohen

The video for Gnarls Barkley's new single, "Run," may feature a cameo from Justin Timberlake, but it's still not quite ready to air on MTV.

That's because of its strobe effects, which caused the clip to fail the Harding Test -- guidelines established to prevent TV images from triggering epileptic seizures.

However, the video is available on various online outlets, and Gnarls Barkley member Danger Mouse was hopeful the situation could be resolved shortly.

"I don't know exactly what's going on, but we're having issues. I think (the video) is cool. It works for me. But I'm not necessarily that easily seasick," he told Billboard.com. "We can't predict how people are going to interpret it."

"Run" centers around the fictional public access TV show "City Vibin"' and is set in the early '90s. Timberlake appears as the host of the program, on which Danger Mouse and fellow Gnarls Barkley principal Cee-Lo then perform the track.

With its new album, "The Odd Couple," nearing its April 8 release date, Gnarls Barkley are about to shoot a video for the second single, "Who's Gonna Save My Soul."

The group is also rehearsing for summer tour dates, which include a July 27 show at Los Angeles' Hollywood Bowl and both U.S. and European festivals.

"We didn't plan last time to do a whole bunch, and we don't plan to do a whole bunch this time, but you just never know how it's going to feel until you go out there," Danger Mouse said.

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Actress from 'Gilligan's Island' serving probation under plea

DRIGGS, Idaho (AP) -- Dawn Wells, who played Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island," is serving six months' unsupervised probation after allegedly being caught with marijuana in her car.

She was sentenced February 29 to five days in jail, fined $410.50 and placed on probation after pleading guilty to one count of reckless driving.

Under a plea agreement, three misdemeanor counts -- driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance -- were dropped.

On October 18, Teton County sheriff's Deputy Joseph Gutierrez arrested Wells as she was driving home from a surprise birthday party that was held for her.

According to the sheriff's office report, Gutierrez pulled Wells over after noticing her swerve and repeatedly speed up and slow down. When Gutierrez asked about a marijuana smell, Wells said she'd just given a ride to three hitchhikers and had dropped them off when they began smoking something. Gutierrez found half-smoked joints and two small cases used to store marijuana. Watch 'Mary Ann' busted on 'Mary Jane' charges »


The 69-year-old Wells, founder of the Idaho Film and Television Institute and organizer of the region's annual family movie festival called the Spud Fest, then failed a sobriety test.

Wells' lawyer, Ron Swafford, said that a friend of Wells testified he'd left a small amount of marijuana in the vehicle after using it that day, and that Wells was unaware of it. Swafford also said several witnesses were prepared to testify that Wells had very little to drink at the party and was not intoxicated when she left. He said she was swerving on the road because she was trying to find the heater controls in her new car.

[cookiepuss]

^ haa haa. yeah that's a good story.

esp. since Marrianne was always considered the "innocent good-girl" on Gilligan's.

and I love how she tried to blame it on a bunch of hitchhikers she picked up. lol. nice try. ALMOST beleiveable.:rolleyes:

[abcdefz]

Gilligan was busted for pot, too.

That must've been a fun set, back in the day.

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