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P of R
07-13-2006, 12:01 PM
The word.
Discuss.
The word "sausage" really messes up my daily conversations. I can't tell you how many times I've needed some tartar sauce, only to lean over and ask for some "sauce-age" and get a spicy hot dog slammed on my plate.
abcdefz
07-13-2006, 12:06 PM
What's the quote? Something like "Two things you don't want to see get made are sausages and laws."
P of R
07-13-2006, 12:10 PM
It's like the most vulgar word in the English language in my opinion.
beastiegirrl101
07-13-2006, 12:12 PM
It's like the most vulgar word in the English language in my opinion.
but it's so fun to say!
QueenAdrock
07-13-2006, 12:12 PM
Yeah, sausage is a pretty gross word. I also hate the word "bulb". Don't ask why.
Did anyone else here see that Kids in the Hall sketch about the sausages? It was gold.(y)
P of R
07-13-2006, 12:14 PM
Yeah, sausage is a pretty gross word. I also hate the word "bulb". Don't ask why.
Did anyone else here see that Kids in the Hall sketch about the sausages? It was gold.(y)
It sounds very familiar. Tell me more about the sketch.
beastiegirrl101
07-13-2006, 12:15 PM
I hate the word "loaf" freaks me out.
like2_drink
07-13-2006, 12:16 PM
i don't see why people compare sausages to dicks, it's short, awkwardly shaped and quite thin in comparisson
:confused:
Randetica
07-13-2006, 12:17 PM
had my last sausage over 7 years ago
only if you dont count padster's sausage of course
I hate the word "loaf" freaks me out.
NO LOAFING! (http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/6175/86a4bb.png)
QueenAdrock
07-13-2006, 12:18 PM
It sounds very familiar. Tell me more about the sketch.
It was with Scott and Bruce. Scott was sitting in the kitchen and screaming "I WANT SAUSAGES! I WANT SAUSAGES!" Bruce went to work at a sausage factory, where he was stealing sausages for Scott. I haven't seen it in a while, though. I remember a side love story where Bruce falls in love with another factory worker. And they searched all the workers to make sure they weren't stealing sausages when they got off work.
Why does "stealing sausages" sound like a double entendre so much.
QueenAdrock
07-13-2006, 12:23 PM
There was someone I knew that couldn't STAND the word mayonaisse. Like if you said the word to her, she'd scream and cover her ears. Weird-ass shit, man.
like2_drink
07-13-2006, 12:25 PM
because it was first said by a slut theif and noone knew how to take it.
true story
abcdefz
07-13-2006, 12:31 PM
i don't see why people compare sausages to dicks, it's short, awkwardly shaped and quite thin in comparisson
:confused:
Sausage comes in all sizes. See also: Hickory Farms.
beastiegirrl101
07-13-2006, 01:16 PM
NO LOAFING! (http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/6175/86a4bb.png)
does this count as you flirting e-boyfriend?
my brother hates the word moist.
QueenAdrock
07-13-2006, 01:21 PM
Which word is worse, moist or used?
P of R
07-13-2006, 02:16 PM
It was with Scott and Bruce. Scott was sitting in the kitchen and screaming "I WANT SAUSAGES! I WANT SAUSAGES!" Bruce went to work at a sausage factory, where he was stealing sausages for Scott. I haven't seen it in a while, though. I remember a side love story where Bruce falls in love with another factory worker. And they searched all the workers to make sure they weren't stealing sausages when they got off work.
Hahaha, I miss that show. (y)
Which word is worse, moist or used?
Wasn't that one of the "men respond differently than women" questions from some survey?
I say used.
ScarySquirrel
07-13-2006, 04:03 PM
The real question/problem here is... patties or links?
I say links.
The Notorious LOL
07-13-2006, 04:44 PM
I hate the word snacks
SNAAAAAAAACKS :mad: (n) $&*%&*(!! :mad:
QueenAdrock
07-13-2006, 06:01 PM
It's even worse when they say Snax. Like that Snax to go bullshit from Frito-Lay. It's not cute when you change "cks" to "x". It's pics, snacks, and secks goddammit.
Otis Driftwood
07-14-2006, 02:21 AM
Literal german translation:
Pig
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Say (imperative!)
So there...
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