jerk

[beastieangel01]

I hate feeling like a jerk.

:mad:

[abcdefz]

I feel like jerky. (y)

[QueenAdrock]

Lucas again? or something else?

[Waus]

I feel like jerky. (y)

I'm eating jerky. :cool:

[Echewta]

Tofurkey Jerky which is funny because Cosmo introduced it to me while on the way to go see BA01.

Hmmm.

[abcdefz]

I'm eating jerky. :cool:


Me, too, now.

Bonus points for having mesquite chicken wings in the work room, as well. I love being a carnivore. :)

Wow. This jerky package was not just expiration date-stamped, but also time stamped. It's best by 09:19 May 7, 2007.

[SobaViolence]

I hate feeling like a jerk.

:mad:

you're not a jerk.

i know jerks
i come from a long line of jerks
i am a jerk
you are not a jerk

sometimes jerks bring out our inner jerk, but that doesn't mean you are one. you have merely been pushed into the jerk corner.

[beastieangel01]

Lucas again? or something else?

that and other things. I went out to have fun last night, drink, and be merry.

It ended up a little different than I imagined. A friend cried due to someone I hung out with all night (that originally I thought was nice), then that person got kneed in the balls by my friends sister, Lucas called several times and apparently "needs to talk to me when I can fit it in my schedule," and I made a drunk dial to another friend and I really don't remember what I said exactly but I know it wasn't good (it wasn't mean just inappropriate).

It all made me feel like a jerk.

[bigblu89]

Good thing cell phones weren't cheap when I was younger.

I could just imagine the amount of drunk dialing I would do.

[beastiegirrl101]

that and other things. I went out to have fun last night, drink, and be merry.

It ended up a little different than I imagined. A friend cried due to someone I hung out with all night (that originally I thought was nice), then that person got kneed in the balls by my friends sister, Lucas called several times and apparently "needs to talk to me when I can fit it in my schedule," and I made a drunk dial to another friend and I really don't remember what I said exactly but I know it wasn't good (it wasn't mean just inappropriate).

It all made me feel like a jerk.

Wednesday is the new Friday.

[beastieangel01]

^ha! Yeah I was going to go out tonight too but I think I should perhaps back off considering my luck last night.

Good thing cell phones weren't cheap when I was younger.

I could just imagine the amount of drunk dialing I would do.

I actually don't do it as often, because I despise carrying a purse. But when I do, oh boy :(

[QueenAdrock]

I think I've started to drunk dial Crystal recently. I think it's partially because she's 3 hours behind me so I know calling her at 4:00 AM isn't *completely* inappropriate like that one time I called my friend in Maryland when I was in Canada, on a weeknight. Whoops.

[beastieangel01]

haha yeah! it seems you happen to call when I'm out and as I said I try not to carry a purse. One day though I'll intercept a drunk dial :)

[hpdrifter]

Oh man, I hate those post drunk, how-much-of-a-jackass-was-I-last-night?moments. Have some greasy food and hopefully it'll pass with your hangover.

[QueenAdrock]

Have some greasy food and hopefully it'll pass with your hangover.

Yeah, is there a reason why greasy food is so tempting when you're drunk? Or maybe that's just me.

[beastieangel01]

I ended the night by having a greasy Del Taco beef burrito though (y) and some cheese quesadilla.

I haven't eaten anything since though. I think there was enough beef in that burrito to keep me full for a week.

[skra75]

I made a drunk dial to another friend and I really don't remember what I said exactly but I know it wasn't good (it wasn't mean just inappropriate).
.


gotta watch out for the drunk dial.
look on the bright side, at least you didn't get into a fight or barf in someones car.

[QueenAdrock]

In 2000, my friend puked alcohol all over the inside of my other friend's boyfriend's car. Oh god, the smell! FOR MONTHS! Mind you, he was 18 at the time and had JUST bought a brand new 2000 Toyota Celica which he had been saving up for through all of high school. She said she'd give him car washes for free for the rest of the year, but never touched his car again.

I'd kill her, personally.

[adam_f]

:)

[beastieangel01]

gotta watch out for the drunk dial.
look on the bright side, at least you didn't get into a fight or barf in someones car.

I made the mistake of drinking 151 and jager. Strike 1 right there. But those were the only pre-gaming options available to me at the time.

And we almost did get in a fight, we just managed to run away quickly. The whole knee to the balls thing didn't hold over well with the foreigners, especially since the guys sister was there.

[beastieangel01]

:)


:mad:

[adam_f]

I remember the days when alcohol solved your problems.

[Waus]

I remember the days when alcohol solved your problems.

If the problem was "I need some alcohol!"

[adam_f]

Originally posted by Beck
If the problem was "I need some alcohol!"

Or if the problem was "I really need to swerve into the other lane and give that semi a lap dance"

[abcdefz]

Or if the problem was "I really need to swerve into the other lane and give that semi a lap dance"



^
genuinely funny (y)