I just trapped two spiders in my vacuum

[DandyFop]

And I'm trying to get them to interact.

Those are tough motherfuckers!

[Dorothy Wood]

eat them!

[SobaViolence]

fascist.
let my arachnids go!

[DandyFop]

blah, i hate them so much. I got bored after a while. They came across each other's paths a few times but nothing. They won't die and now I'm scared to empty it :(

[Dorothy Wood]

make sure they don't accidentally get into your vagina.

[Waus]

Bugs never fight when I'm watching.

it's like - -

"I swear to god you jerk ant I'm gonna eat you - ohshi - it's Matt. Play it cool."
"Doo do dooo...just...foraging for food. Maybe spinning a web, I dunno. Definitly not fighting."

[DandyFop]

I JUST FOUND AN EGG SAC GROOOOSSSSS BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[DandyFop]

Now there's a gnat in there but I think it's almost dead.

i'm evil

[Dorothy Wood]

wait, how are you seeing all this? are you inside the vacuum too?

[DandyFop]

It's a fancy see-through thing.

[DandyFop]

P.S. Guess what Eugene Mirman sent me the posters for his show and he totally sent it from his apartment and he has crappy handwriting lol lol

[Dorothy Wood]

omg omg omg

make sure you tell him that I love him.

[QueenAdrock]

You should probably go suck up something sharp for good measure too. Fuckin' spiders. (n)

[Bob]

i trapped a spider in a glass in my room. it did it to itself though, don't feel sorry for it. it crawled in of its own volition, i'm lucky i found it. i just put a book over the glass.

oh yeah and tell eugene mirman that i like him too. i don't love him, just like him