View Full Version : In the past 2 days I have consumed 3.5 L of Jell-o
jackrock
07-13-2006, 07:14 PM
My goal in doing this is to truly become what i eat.
Yes, you heard me, I am going to become the world's first gel boy. Prefferably cherry, but we'll see.
jabumbo
07-13-2006, 07:16 PM
i am the local jello fling champ
i challenge you to a duel
like2_drink
07-13-2006, 07:18 PM
i read this and enjoyed it. but couldn't fucking respond to it because i changed my name and it won't let me post anything:mad:
jell-o shooters = heaven
Chicka B
07-13-2006, 07:20 PM
Ewwwwww. That's awesome. :p BTW, once you reach your goal post pictures!
like2_drink
07-13-2006, 07:22 PM
i can't believe you " ew "'d for so long haha
will you keep yourself as a whole by living a life in a glass case?...of emotion:D
jackrock
07-13-2006, 07:26 PM
No, i hope to wobble around freely.
My hopes of becoming Cherry are quite slim unfortunatley. I am predicting i will become Lime, as that is most I have eaten.
As we speak I am chilling yet another batch. But this time, I am going big. Instead of a wussy 1 packet, I am going extremem with 2 packets at a time.
I repeat 2 PACKETS AT A TIME.
like2_drink
07-13-2006, 07:28 PM
*cowers a little*
Chicka B
07-13-2006, 07:29 PM
I like pudding.
jackrock
07-13-2006, 07:29 PM
I should come clean... by the end of today I will have consumed 3.5 Litres, not at the moment though. It will happen.
I need support.
Chicka B
07-13-2006, 07:31 PM
You're gonna have a jelly full of belly. I mean belly full of jelly, ewwwwww X10. :p
jabumbo
07-13-2006, 07:31 PM
will a dowel rod work?
jackrock
07-13-2006, 07:36 PM
Work for what?
Instead of being flesh and organs and feelings, my new body type will consist of: Energy (80 cal)
Protien (1.4 G)
Fat (0 G)
Carbohydrate (19 G)
With all the Energy and Carohydrates I will consist of i will be a Jelly ball of energy. With this i must use my powers, and come up with a trade mark move, take the kool-aid man for example, he can blast through walls like it's nobody's business. Any suggestions would be great.
jabumbo
07-13-2006, 07:43 PM
Work for what?
the support, obviously...
i figure if its good enough to hold up tomato plants, its good enough for you
jackrock
07-13-2006, 07:46 PM
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jackrock
07-13-2006, 07:47 PM
nah man, I broke a dowel rod in I.A this year, therefore it will not work. I need human support. Although I can feel my human emotions fading away already, it may help.
p.s. Lemon is in the works now.
jackrock
07-13-2006, 08:37 PM
Oh man, you guys only wsh you were me right now, cause this jello is delicious.
edit: Owe, my freaking tummy!
Dorothy Wood
07-13-2006, 08:59 PM
I ate too much jello when I was in 6th grade and I've never eaten it since.
kleptomaniac
07-13-2006, 09:03 PM
i'm kinda in a yogurt place right now.
like2_drink
07-13-2006, 10:00 PM
holy shit i'm so high
QueenAdrock
07-13-2006, 10:05 PM
haha, you canadians :o
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