if the BBMB were in a bar...

[Tzar]

me and damaja would get kicked out for fighting


your turn

[Mr Films]

I'd walk up to people right as they were in the middle of a conversation and pretend I knew what they're talking about.

[Kid Presentable]

I'd stay for an hour, then go home.

[Justin]

I'd play Pac-Man

[jackrock]

I wouldn't be invited.

[Kid Presentable]

I wouldn't be invited.
It's a bar for fuck's sake, you can just walk in.:mad:

[Justin]

I wouldn't be invited.

Bring some women or at least some pictures of women.

[Gareth]

i'd buy drinks for some of you.

[Kid Presentable]

i'd buy drinks for some of you.
I'll have a Guinness, ta mate.

[Gareth]

who are you?

[Ace42X]

... I'd be at home, FUCKING YOUR MUM!

nolled.

[Kid Presentable]

who are you?
Sorry, I was just ordering. What were you saying?

[Gareth]

get off my internet

[Kid Presentable]

I'm paying your wages.

[DustSucker]

I'd be lonely on a corner of the bar, drinking Jack Daniels until my liver explodes

[Calimero jr.]

I'd get absolutely wasted and shame myself...:o

[Randetica]

I'd be lonely on a corner of the bar, drinking Jack Daniels until my liver explodes


and i guess i had to be the dumbass who wipes you off the floor with my new shining mop

[Calimero jr.]

I'd get absolutely wasted and shame myself...:o

...and end up trying to kiss some of the girls....:rolleyes:

[AdRockGRL]

I think I'd be too far to get there in time.... what a pity! :)

[roosta]

seeing as though this is a ficticous hypothetical bar id be a 200 foot high robotic dinosaur who breathes fire.

[Ace42X]

seeing as though this is a ficticous hypothetical bar id be a 200 foot high robotic dinosaur who breathes fire.

Which is why you'd not get laid. See, art mirrors life.

[roosta]

Which is why you'd not get laid. See, art mirrors life.

i wouldn't get laid in the ficitious hypothetical bar? SHIT. FUCK.

WHY AM I SUCH A LOSER!!!!!!

[Ace42X]

WHY AM I SUCH A LOSER!!!!!!

id be a 200 foot high robotic dinosaur

Simple answer:
It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.

[miss soul fire]

I would drink everybody's drink and then giggle!:p

[Ace42X]

I would drink everybody's drink and then giggle!:p

You'd pass out if you drank mine. I am hardcore. At the bar, on the bus, in the sack.

[roosta]

Simple answer:
It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.

i dont follow you at all, but sure we'll leave it there.

[icy manipulator]

i'd challenge anyone to a vodka drinking contest, and i'd win:cool:

[Tzar]

I'd walk up to people right as they were in the middle of a conversation and pretend I knew what they're talking about.
hahaha i was thinking this as i was on my way to work. anyway, back to the thread...

heiress would pissed before anyone rocked up.

[Mot]

I would drink you all under the table...
believe that.

[DipDipDive]

ACE YOUR HUMOR IS SO HIGH BROW AND INTELLECTUAL!

I'd probably only talk to a handful of you unless I was pretty drunk.

[Planetary]

i'd bring a can of paint and a stencil to tag the building.

[Ace42X]

ACE YOUR HUMOR IS SO HIGH BROW AND INTELLECTUAL!

Yah yah, I own your very souls, I know. Fan messages on the back of a postcard to this PO box number, if you please.

[Qdrop]

You'd pass out if you drank mine. I am hardcore. At the bar, on the bus, in the sack.

and in your parents house, where you live....with no job.
playing video games and talking on the internet all day.


HARDCORE TO THE EXTREME!

[Ace42X]

That's funny, for some reason I'm starting to think of Ace as that "J.P." guy from "Grandma's Boy".

You can think whatever you want of me, doesn't change the fact that you are a bunch of lamers opining about a complete stranger with affected authority.

However, as I do not know who "J.P." is, having never seen "Grandma's boy" - I cannot comment on any similarities or otherwise.

[Qdrop]

That's funny, for some reason I'm starting to think of Ace as that "J.P." guy from "Grandma's Boy".

Hey Ace, Keanu wants his glasses back.

By the way, I would be working security for Bob, hoping for cast-offs.


i'm not even making this shit up.
for all his intellectual online pursuit, his brow-beating bravado, and claims of superiority....
the kid is literally 23 years old, lives with his parents, has no job...and is fuckin proud as hell of it.
he literally rationalizes the no job thing with this long drawn out diatribe attacking western values for making work too important and becoming a means with no end- while he tells his mum to get him another crumpet, but with less crust this time.

shit, he's actually on par to become the perfect Barfly...go ACE!

[Tzar]

- rancid_beasties would be recommending people some good beers that the bar has.
- chewie would be signing autographs.
- every song that comes on over the P.A will spawn a debate.

[Qdrop]

i think everyone on this thread should get drunk before posting.

that should be the mandatory rule.

[Ace42X]

You can think whatever you want of me, doesn't change the fact that you are a lamer opining about a complete stranger with affected authority.

I am rubber you are glue. Well done, and so insightful... 10/10

[Planetary]

- every song that comes on over the P.A will spawn a debate.

ha

[Randetica]

q: shut up

me: get drunk

[Planetary]

q: shut up

me: get drunk.

[Ace42X]

And in that drink I'd suck you dry like a tipsy booze-leech.

[Qdrop]

are Ace and Cmute flirting?

[Tzar]

- qdrop and ace would be the second ones kicked out of the bar for fighting - ace will say something about q's misses.

- i would request q's mixtape be put on. i am trying my best not to kiss arse but i love it.

[Ace42X]

- qdrop and ace would be the second ones kicked out of the bar for fighting - ace will say something about q's misses.

I wouldn't. She would say something about how I can satisfy her in ways that his crack-raddled Danny Zuko-wannabe ass can't manage, and he'd try to reassert his failing masculinity by violence. The next day I'd buy out his printining company, forcing him onto the streets.

[Qdrop]

The next day I'd buy out his printining company, forcing him onto the streets.

DIRTY CAPITALIST!

[ms.peachy]

:D

I'd buy Ace a drink.

Seriously.
Oh, he'd let you. He's quite happy to drink on anyone else's dime.

[Qdrop]

Oh, he'd let you. He's quite happy to drink on anyone else's dime.

or LIVE on it.

[Ace42X]

Oh, he'd let you. He's quite happy to drink on anyone else's dime.

Hey, if we want to get into the cents and dimes of it, I totally paid my way when we met up. You're the one who said you'd buy *me* lunch afterall... There was no conditions on that. I'm not little Tommy Tucker. You didn't specify that you'd need a rodgering to balance that out.

[ms.peachy]

Hey, if we want to get into the cents and dimes of it, I totally paid my way when we met up. You're the one who said you'd buy *me* lunch afterall... There was no conditions on that. I'm not little Tommy Tucker. You didn't specify that you'd need a rodgering to balance that out.
I was happy to buy you lunch. We apparently have very different memories of the rest of that day, it would seem.

[Qdrop]

^this conversation has SO much potential.

[Ace42X]

I was happy to buy you lunch. We apparently have very different memories of the rest of that day, it would seem.

Fortunately, I have a diary entry to remind me of what actually occured, and if you want to accuse that of being biased, I have my friend's impartial account of what happened to fall back on.

My last drink-buying recollection is in the Ship inn, where I offered to buy the drinks. I also remember that it was YOU who went off in a hissy fit, preventing me from being able to buy any more beverages.

[ms.peachy]

Oh please. Your unbiased diary, and your friend (who seemed to barely know a thing about you, and left for half the time)?

I left because I had enough of being the butt of your little digs with your buddy, after I'd made the effort to come out there and treated you to lunch. I didn't expect anyone to kiss my feet with gratitude, but I did expect a little bit more civility. I finally thought to myself "You know what, I'm grown woman with a good full life, I don't need to hang around and take this crap from an ungrateful boy." Is that in your diary?

[abcdefz]

I'd probably be at the pool table, playing whoever else plays. And I'd wind up talking too loud, I'm sure.

[Ace42X]

Is that in your diary?

What is in my diary is that, if you recall, he didn't "leave for half the time" (where does THAT come from?), that I was polite and cordial to your rather dull banter. That I took your bizarrely pornographic conversation on the chin, despite it botherng other people in the family pub we were at, and endeavoured to show you the sceneic sites. I even bit my tongue and suggested you appeared younger than your actual age, if you remember, something totally agaisnt my ethos, and solely in an effort to make you feel comfortable drinking with people considerably younger than you.

You left at the FIRST real dig I made, and you did so by the rather childish (for a "grown woman") means of pretending to go to the toilet, then sending me a text message offering a parting shot, which neither bothereed me or my "absent" friend (who was wondering where you had skulked off to) as we settled down to an evening of drinking and jollity without the problem of having to babysit a hormonal tart.

[Qdrop]

oh this is epic.

[ms.peachy]

Mmm hmmm.

[Qdrop]

if i were with a bunch of buds....then the typical loud-mouth drunkeness would ensue...

but when i go with just Jenny or one friend...i invariabley get sucked into watching whatever sport is on the television.
there is just something so soothing about sitting a bar stool, elbows on the bar, drinking a beer, watching a sport, any sport on the TV.
heaven.

[Rock]

I would show up late. Chug a lot of rum and coke to try and catch up. Get really drunk and make a fool out of myself and leave early because I am too drunk.

[milleson]

Besides being Bob's security, I would play darts. I love darts.

Ooh, I wanna play too.

[abcdefz]

I would show up late. Chug a lot of rum and coke to try and catch up. Get really drunk and make a fool out of myself and leave early because I am too drunk.


Do we get to meet the wife?

[Bob]

i'd probably not talk to anybody until i got properly drunk. then i'd be funny for a while. then somebody would innocently say something meant as a good natured ribbing, but i'd be drunk and take it the wrong way and flip out and make everything awkward, i do that sometimes, i don't know why.

[Qdrop]

i'd probably not talk to anybody until i got properly drunk. then i'd be funny for a while. then somebody would innocently say something meant as a good natured ribbing, but i'd be drunk and take it the wrong way and flip out and make everything awkward, i do that sometimes, i don't know why.
i cannot imagine you angry.

i really can't.

[DustSucker]

When I'm drunk in a conversation, *out of the blue I'll just say something that totally doesn't fit the picture and continue on asking myself why that sentence popped out of my mouth, looping the situation to the '*'

:D

[Bob]

i cannot imagine you angry.

i really can't.

it catches people off guard. it's only happened in public twice (drunk both times), i don't even remember what i was mad about. some stupid petty shit that didn't deserve yelling over. it doesn't happen often, i'm usually pretty mellow, but people don't know how to react to it. i kid a lot, so they think i'm kidding at first. i'm not even sure myself, at first. i dunno. not something i'm proud of.

YOU FAGGOT

[The Notorious LOL]

Id probably say what up to Bob and head to a different bar.

[beastieangel01]

I'd get absolutely wasted and shame myself...:o

same goes for me.

I'd probably end up making someone sing to a song with me, as if it were karaoke, even though it wouldn't be karaoke night.

[Bob]

Id probably say what up to Bob and head to a different bar.

"what up"?! what the fuck is that supposed to mean? go away i don't like you anymore

[Lindsey_1535]

Id be a bit more drunk

[cosmo105]

oooh ooh could i be the bartender? i'd do tricks and light the bar on fire and when Steely Dan came on i'd sing along to it on the bar and involve the whole crowd!!

and i'll help you with your life problems and shit too. where everybody knows your naaaame...

[wanton wench]

i would drink way too much guinness and tell all my sick jokes untill someone laughed. i would play pool and occasionally step outside for a minute ;)

[Dorothy Wood]

I'd kiss the cute ones.

[The Notorious LOL]

"what up"?! what the fuck is that supposed to mean? go away i don't like you anymore



sorry I would say "greetings, Robert!"

[Rock]

Do we get to meet the wife?
Sure. But its not like any of this is going to happen. And if it really did happen. I mos eisley wouldn't go.

[kll]

I mos eisley wouldn't go.

hahahahha... nerd! nerd! nerd!!! :p

[cookiepuss]

I'd be bartending, dazlin ya'll with my professional mixology skill and gettin ya shit faced drunk.(y)

[TAL]

I'd be drinking rum&coke's with kll.

[kll]

absolutely

[Planetary]

the cubicles better have good paper

[QueenAdrock]

I'd get drunk and grab Crystal's boobs, because I've seen her and her friends drunk and that seems like an acceptable thing to do so I'd totally go for it. Then I'd go off and drunkenly dance with Droppin' and then pass out and hit my head on something and make him worry like that last time.


:cool:

[jabumbo]

i would lose all my money to atoz playing pool until i got drunk enough to play well enough to beat him.

then i would pretend to pass out on the floor so i could look up kll's skirt

[Qdrop]

i'd get along with everyone and be funny and entertaining....

and everyone wouldn't believe that I'm Qdrop.

[cookiepuss]

i would lose all my money to atoz playing pool until i got drunk enough to play well enough to beat him.

then i would pretend to pass out on the floor so i could look up kll's skirt


i WOULD GIVE YOU ALL YOUR DRINKS FOR FREE.:cool: but just you. everyone else pays. heh.

[beastieangel01]

i'd get along with everyone and be funny and entertaining....

and everyone wouldn't believe that I'm Qdrop.

I always got that impression off of you. I think here you are a lot more upfront and bring in more, controversy, then you ever would in a setting that's meant for a good time.

Which is just fine and a good way to do it.

[b-grrrlie]

I'd be playing records in the corner. Just my favourites, wouldn't give a shit what you'd wanna hear (but you'll all love the stuff I'm playing, except q).

[jackrock]

Actually, I'd be the one waiting outside the doors for someone to grab a fake ID for me.

[kll]

fuck the bar, let's all go to Q's house, so I can steal his lawn gnome...

[abcdefz]

I can't BELIEVE I missed that shot!


That's the game. That's the game. I can tell. That's the game.

[jabumbo]

I can't BELIEVE I missed that shot!


That's the game. That's the game. I can tell. That's the game.


you owe me fifty bucks man, and you better pay up or i'll get the polish mafia after you :mad:

[P of R]

I'd look into the bar and then proceed to walk right past it.

[befsquire]

i'd be making out with bobby in the corner.

[QueenAdrock]

i'd be making out with bobby in the corner.
(y) wooo join the party

[Tzar]

ok so we got a couple of bartenders..

- at one point in the night, kid p will suddenly appear behind the bar, drunk, and telling all the bartenders "let me show you how we do this shit, alright".

- people who said they wouldn't come would end up coming

- every drunk guy would be hitting on krystal

[befsquire]

I think Beth and Bobby could out drink all of us....
i'm not sure whether that's true, but we have been practicing.

[cookiepuss]

That's funny, for some reason I'm starting to think of Ace as that "J.P." guy from "Grandma's Boy".


I AM A ROBOT. IHAVE A ROBOT VAGINA.

you just got a free drink from bartender cookiepuss.;)

[ggirlballa]

i would be with all the other minor BBMB'ers asking the older BBMB'ers to buy us drinks(y)

[jabumbo]

Hell Yeah!

Buttery nipple please.:cool:


your going to waste a free drink on that shit?

[Justin]

Just stay away from my fucking pac-man arcade game

[ericlee]

this had better be an open jam bar or kareoke at least.

Beer bong contests.. I could easily beat anyone here. Never underestimate my unquenchable thirst for booze.

[B4BY 4NN]

Norcen and I would pester b-girrrlie into playing THE CLASH and PiL over-and-over again until she'd tell us to "sod off" or something of the like. :) Then I'd threaten to file for custody of her cats.

Miho` and I would talk about various anime and Japanese music whilst shouting out Japanese phrases said in a bad American/..? (I forget where he lives) accent. We'd cosplay as our favorite characters/artists and ask Cosmo to join our PGSM LIVE-ACTION tribute band.

Jabumbo would share with me his epic Tetris maneuvers.

I'd tell BA01 she has really nice shoes.

HotAndWet would sneak me liquor because I'm not 21, and we'd recite old SNL episodes verbatim.

Hopefully by that time, I'd be falling and crawling over (in a drunken stupor) to Paul Jones interrogating him about his meeting Mick Jones, bis, etc., and if he thinks, someday, they'd be willing to sign my breasts.

And probably, toward the end of the night, I'd ask g~mile to sleep with me.

[QueenAdrock]

i would be with all the other minor BBMB'ers asking the older BBMB'ers to buy us drinks(y)

I now know who I'd be. I'd be the one sharing the gloriousness of being over 21 by sneaking alcohol to the minors. Hell, I do it all the time because I know how frustrating it was to be under 21 and thirsty.

[QueenAdrock]

your going to waste a free drink on that shit?

I like buttery nipples because you can drink and drink and drink and not even realize you're taking in alcohol till 9 shots later and you're half-naked and dancing on the bar. :cool:

[ggirlballa]

I now know who I'd be. I'd be the one sharing the gloriousness of being over 21 by sneaking alcohol to the minors. Hell, I do it all the time because I know how frustrating it was to be under 21 and thirsty.

thank you(y)

you're paying for them too(y) :D

[QueenAdrock]

AW HELL NO. YOU LOST YOUR CHANCE! :mad:

[ggirlballa]

AW HELL NO. YOU LOST YOUR CHANCE! :mad:

fuck!:mad:




ok, ok ,ok i'll just try to grab a drink while the bartender isn't looking:p

[jackrock]

Originally Posted by QueenAdrock
I now know who I'd be. I'd be the one sharing the gloriousness of being over 21 by sneaking alcohol to the minors. Hell, I do it all the time because I know how frustrating it was to be under 21 and thirsty.
i'd pay for it, plus a tip.

[ggirlballa]

i'd pay for it, plus a tip.

yea see jackrock ain't as much of a cheap-ass as i am.:o

[b-grrrlie]

Norcen and I would pester b-girrrlie into playing THE CLASH and PiL over-and-over again until she'd tell us to "sod off" or something of the like. :) Then I'd threaten to file for custody of her cats.
Clash will be played. Oh yeah Clash will be played....



Drive to the forest in a Japanese car... the cassette played poptones

[QueenAdrock]

I recently got introduced to them by a certain unnamed board member. I like them.

[Tzar]

i would, no doubt, would be going up to g-mile and grab him around the shoulders and scream "this is my mannnn!"

then i'd do the same to kid p. and to rancid. and to icy. and to... synch and to

PAUL JONES! YES!

[Ace42X]

If Ace can keep a "diary" then I can have a buttery nipple.

I keep my more impressive bogeys in it. As well as photos of my bowel movements.

[icy manipulator]

i'd be slanging pills outside to put the non drinkers into having a good time. and going up to tzar every 10 secs and saying ' what r u doing u leh?'

and someone best shout me me 100 grams of straight Stoli

[Lex Diamonds]

It depends what kind of bar it is. If it was a relaxed sort of place (like this board) then I'd probably put some Bob Marley/Stone Roses on the jukebox and kick back with a glass of whisky and a blunt. (y)

[Kid Presentable]

It depends what kind of bar it is. If it was a relaxed sort of place (like this board) then I'd probably put some Bob Marley/Stone Roses on the jukebox and kick back with a glass of whisky and a blunt. (y)
Padster wins the venue. Otherwise it would be some wank-fest of a place, filled with drama.

[iceygirl]

i would walk in quietly, sit down and start drinking and chatting with whoever happend to be sitting next to me, become the life of the party in less than an hour after arriving, and then disappear mysteriously about 3 hours later.

[Lo_Lyfe]

^^^all you fukkin herbs think you the life of the party. i bet you all satnd around lookin like you gon cry, and dont say shit to each other.

[like2_drink]

i'd get there, drink some drinks, maybe win a few drinkin contests, maybe not, and then get music goin(y)

[kll]

^^^all you fukkin herbs think you the life of the party. i bet you all satnd around lookin like you gon cry, and dont say shit to each other.
considering many of us have already met up in real life, i don't think there would be a problem with not talking to each other. i do not see how any of the people i have met in person would ever be the life of the party though. :)

[cosmo105]

if it was a bowling alley, though...

[beastiegirrl101]

Beer bong contests.. I could easily beat anyone here. Never underestimate my unquenchable thirst for booze.

you got a challenge Mr. but you're going to loose to a girl.

[paul jones]

I would be getting drunk and looking at tits

[like2_drink]

(y)

george thoroughgood would be played. no better drunk dancing music then george thoroughgood.

[DustSucker]

drunk dancing
I'm all for it! (y)

[SobaViolence]

i'd grab Boomin's ass
then proceed to a booth and drink by myself, drunkenly watching you fools goof around.

but secretly want people to sit down and talk shit with me.

[jabumbo]

i'd grab Boomin's ass
then proceed to a booth and drink by myself, drunkenly watching you fools goof around.

but secretly want people to sit down and talk shit with me.


you would be the guy that everyone would take turns asking favors of. you would have to have a body guard standing on the outside of your seat so that nobody could really see you when you were talking unless they were in the booth with you.

[HEIRESS]

I'd laugh and swear alot

maybe once in awhile say something funny, who knows eh?

[zorra_chiflada]

all the boys would follow heiress around and ask her out.

[Tzar]

yeah, i can see that happening.

- when everyone gets home, they'll come online and make threads about how drunk they are.

[zorra_chiflada]

i'd probably embarrass joe really bad by being loud and telling dirty jokes and sharing dumb anecdotes, and maybe stumbling a bit.

[Kid Presentable]

Other people would later post about my appalling dance technique.
The 'Seizure in a Suit of Armour' dance is just ahead of it's time, I'm afraid.:(

[zorra_chiflada]

ahem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy4bJxIdT4U

[Chicka B]

I'd get drunk off 20 kiddie cocktails then start dancing and stripping on a table, hopefully somebody would stop me! :o

[Kid Presentable]

lol

the children of my children will appreciate my dance legacy though :D
and, who knows, my knight in seizure-dance armour might be there?
DO THE 'SNAIL ON A RAILROAD'!!!

[ggirlballa]

I'd get drunk off 20 kiddie cocktails then start dancing and stripping on a table, hopefully somebody would stop me! :o

i'll be there but secretly taking pics of you doing embarassing stuff & post it here.:D

[Kid Presentable]

My girl always tells me off for humping the corner of the wardrobe.

[Kid Presentable]

My signature move is the bend n' snap. But only on podiums. And only when heavily intoxicated.
Mine is the 'HUMP AND SMILE'.

[Kid Presentable]

is 'reckon' and aussie thing? it just sounds so bogan
I reckon it is.

[tracky]

fully

[Tzar]

i haven't heard 'rate' used that way. i hear "oh fully sick" and "fucking mad" and *insert-wog-saying-here* alot though.

[tracky]

Fully sik and Turbo mate

Funniest thing I've read all day. Yeah I'm easily amused :p

Occasionally I hear my next door neighbours talking about their fully sik ideas for their turbo cars when i'm outside having a smoke. But I reckon they're pretty much all talk. I heard the kid arguing with his mum the other day, "you're not getting a fast turbo car" "but mum it's only like 2 litres, that's smaller than your engine. yours is like 4 litres (lies cause I know what they drive) so it's not a fast car!" "i don't care blah blah blah" at this point I'd had my amusement and tuned out.

i say rate occasionally, but more so in the traditional sense, like I'd say "I rate that pizza pretty highly" or "I just refinanced with a 7% fixed rate loan"

[Tzar]

*ahem*

no wog bashing here please.
wasn't bashing wogs. you should see my last name ;) or my full name for that matter.

[Gareth]

turbo...hahahahahah

[Lex Diamonds]

is 'reckon' an aussie thing?
No, it's English. But those convicts stole it like they stole our apples and loaves of bread.

[Lex Diamonds]

'I rate that shirt'...is that a Sydney thing? Or a Perth thing? Or just a nation-wide dopey thing to say?
That's English as well! Stop trying to steal all our sayings!

[Planetary]

totally.


another thing...the term 'rate'...as in 'I rate that shirt'...is that a Sydney thing? Or a Perth thing? Or just a nation-wide dopey thing to say?

stop putting ideas in their head! they're going to want it now!

fuck's sake.

i do not rate that post at all...

[sercomdj01]

I'd get drunk, stip off and get a blow job off the bar maid in the disabled toilets.













































Though it'll probably be the fat barmaid who looks like a man :(























yeah, thats q-drop :(

[SobaViolence]

you would be the guy that everyone would take turns asking favors of. you would have to have a body guard standing on the outside of your seat so that nobody could really see you when you were talking unless they were in the booth with you.

Bosco is a nice guy if you don't get to know him...

[icy manipulator]

i haven't heard 'rate' used that way. i hear "oh fully sick" and "fucking mad" and *insert-wog-saying-here* alot though.
"what are you doin u leh?" we use that all the time, although with what's happening in the world atm its prolly not the best thing to say

"sick mate sick, subwoofer "

i have to watch the Fat Pizza movie again now :cool:

[skra75]

easy.
I'd karaoke to The Smiths in the biggest, gayest Morrissey voice I could sing. I'd swing the mic-cord around and everything. Then' I'd head to the bar and do shots of Jagermiester out of a stripper's navel with LOL until I blacked out.

[Tzar]

if your ex rocks up, she ain't gonna get let in.

[skra75]

if your ex rocks up, she ain't gonna get let in.


LOL(y)

[like2_drink]

nastee would be booted for not beeing a regular:rolleyes:

[Lex Diamonds]

nastee would be booted for not beeing a regular:rolleyes:
DroppinScience wouldn't.

[alexandra]

I'd get drunk off 20 kiddie cocktails then start dancing and stripping on a table, hopefully somebody would stop me! :o
hahaha i'd shout stuff like SHAKE THAT HEALTHY BUTT and most definitely take pictures. and i'm pretty sure us "girls under 18" would come up with some crazy shit.

[na§tee]

nastee would be booted for not beeing a regular:rolleyes:
pardane?! not a regular?
i'd be down there with a 6pack of magners, son.

[Lex Diamonds]

She's talkin bout your gaybar thread, homo!

[na§tee]

oh, right! haha. i get it.
i obviously need some coffee.