FREE TOUCAN

[Lex Diamonds]

This is the Free ToucanSpam appeal. Anyone who wants Toucan to come back can vote here and give him their words of support.

[Randetica]

i like toucie cause toucie is okie (y)

[enree erzweglle]

See, here's the thing. I had a spat with TS. I forget what it was about. But he was mature about it and we figured it out over time. I don't remember the details, but I remember that it worked out and that that was cool. I know people who are 40 and who can't fix problems and just dismiss people--TS was pretty mature in the way he handled that in the long run.

I think TS thinks a lot and that he's a sensitive guy. There are times when right in the middle of people being pissy and trying to one-up each other with insults and their perceived-witty sarcasm and TS comes in and offers this sort of sweet insight into things and it's rare for someone who is <25 to take a chance and do that. :) I like that.

[alexandra]

this sounds like he's locked in a cage or something.

[jackrock]

EVERYBODY BUY FRUIT LOOPS, HE'S TRAPPED IN THE MAZE ON THE BACK OF THE BOX! FIND YOUR WAY THROUGH THE MAZE TO FREE HIM!

[Kid Presentable]

This poll owes me royalties. But yeah, free him.

[Kid Presentable]

Haha to the people who think any of the new breed give a shit about a stupid 'Echewta' option.

[Lex Diamonds]

Haha to the people who think any of the new breed give a shit about a stupid 'Echewta' option.
I thought the thread might get deleted if I didn't include it. Rules are rules.

[alexandra]

i always thought echewta was the "whatever dude" option.

[sercomdj01]

IS he banned? What for?

[g-mile7]

I'm suprised so many people voted yes, shows how people flip quickly. One minute they can't stand his antics the next they want him back.:confused:

[Kid Presentable]

i always thought echewta was the "whatever dude" option.
It's the 'let's cling to a joke 90% of us weren't in on, and 10% of us use to 'seperate' ourselves" option.

[Qdrop]

I'm suprised so many people voted yes, shows how people flip quickly. One minute they can't stand his antics the next they want him back.:confused:

noboby really ever wants anyone to leave...

even the ones they "hate".

people love to "hate" on the internet....

[Kid Presentable]

I'm suprised so many people voted yes, shows how people flip quickly. One minute they can't stand his antics the next they want him back.:confused:
He was an outlaw. A confusing one, but an outlaw regardless. People hated him so much, that when he was nice to me, I always wondered if he was mocking me in secret, or being genuine. You can't fake that kind of internet.

[Tzar]

wait, he was banned, wasn't he? :confused:

[Ace42X]

It's the 'let's cling to a joke 90% of us weren't in on, and 10% of us use to 'seperate' ourselves" option.

That is prolly one of the most accurate insights into board dynamics I have ever seen.

[g-mile7]

People really do take this board more serious then they let on. The fact that people can change their attitudes, or online persoans at the drop of a dime is scary. Bi polar is the word for this.

[Bob]

He was an outlaw. A confusing one, but an outlaw regardless. People hated him so much, that when he was nice to me, I always wondered if he was mocking me in secret, or being genuine. You can't fake that kind of internet.

he was the good cop and the bad cop all wrapped up in one

[Qdrop]

People really do take this board more serious then they let on. The fact that people can change their attitudes, or online persoans at the drop of a dime is scary. Bi polar is the word for this.

or make video disses?
;)

[g-mile7]

or make video disses?
;)


Least you know I'm not a fucking persona, mister bad guy;)

[jackrock]

hey hey! break it aaaap.

[Qdrop]

he was the good cop and the bad cop all wrapped up in one

whoa now...
let's not make a martyr out of the little fuck.

he was a stooge....a jester....the consumate jack-ass nerd, who's true personality just couldn't help but seep through no matter which of his latest "attitude costumes" he tried on.

but he was a DAMN good jester.
he had his value.

[Randetica]

i never had a problem with toucie
maybe cause i missed his cuntie era
no clue

[Dorothy Wood]

I don't remember anything about him.

as for the echewta option...it's not something calculated, so some of you should get over it. it was just a silly thing that we all did a few years ago. I can't remember how it even started. new people missed that time, but that doesn't mean everyone else has to stop doing it.

[beastiegirrl101]

TS called me fat once. Karma's a bitch.

[Kid Presentable]

People really do take this board more serious then they let on. The fact that people can change their attitudes, or online persoans at the drop of a dime is scary. Bi polar is the word for this.
I have no persona, or attitude. I take exception to things people present about themselves, and they react accordingly. But Toucan was hated so widely by such a vapid audience, that he couldn't help but gain some appeal from it.

[Kid Presentable]

new people missed that time, but that doesn't mean everyone else has to stop doing it.
My pointing out precisely how shit you and your 'quirky' presence are should be education enough for newcomers. Your male friends all look like paedophiles.

And beastiegrrl, you could never be rationalised as fat, which leads me to think the insult was based on somebody paying you something that wasn't a compliment. Toucs was a portly gent by the end of his tenure, but he knew it.

[hardnox71]

I used to like the guy until he started being a complete little prick. I forget what about but I remember he was being a real asshole and talking alot of shit. I remember telling him that I'm beginning to understand why no one likes him.

Fuck him. Let him ride. Ain't no love lost.

[Kid Presentable]

Least you know I'm not a fucking persona, mister bad guy;)
You're a persona to me. The guy who gets bent out of shape when I wind you up.(y)

[Kid Presentable]

I used to like the guy until he started being a complete little prick. I forget what about but I remember he was being a real asshole and talking alot of shit. I remember telling him that I'm beginning to understand why no one likes him.

Fuck him. Let him ride. Ain't no love lost.
Yeah, he ruled.

[Dorothy Wood]

My pointing out precisely how shit you and your 'quirky' presence are should be education enough for newcomers. Your male friends all look like paedophiles.




oh no!

[Randetica]

kid got his gun out

[Kid Presentable]

Heeeyyyyyyy. This is the Toucan thread.:cool:

[Kid Presentable]

oh no!
Yep, oh no indeed. Because you've laid it all out in front of me, and I want to send it back.

[g-mile7]

You're a persona to me. The guy who gets bent out of shape when I wind you up.(y)


Funny, I see you in the exact same light. That and being bipolar too, least I'm pretty on point and don't go at people I claim to be cool with and not want to cause any trouble with. But thank god for this board, or else people like you would have been on the chopping block on any other one.(y) Enjoy the fun while it last.

[Kid Presentable]

Funny, I see you in the exact same light. That and being bipolar too, least I'm pretty on point and don't go at people I claim to be cool with and not want to cause any trouble with. But thank god for this board, or else people like you would have been on the chopping block on any other one.(y) Enjoy the fun while it last.
Ha. You call that not taking this seriously? You always come off hurt. Maybe some moonlight slammed your face.

[g-mile7]

(y) Ha. You call that not taking this seriously? You always come off hurt. Maybe some moonlight slammed your face.



Your 25 years old and a recovering drug addict. Being hurt by you is impossible.(y) But then again maybe I'm joking? And it's lagoons son, lagoons not moonlight.

[Kid Presentable]

(y)



Your 25 years old and a recovering drug addict. Being hurt by you is impossible.(y) But then again maybe I'm joking? And it's lagoons son, lagoons not moonlight.
So you were bellyflopping with this chick? No wonder you're 'the gay rapper'.

[g-mile7]

So you were bellyflopping with this chick? No wonder you're 'the gay rapper'.


ooooo my feelins:(

[Dorothy Wood]

Yep, oh no indeed. Because you've laid it all out in front of me, and I want to send it back.

cool.

[g-mile7]

1. Why exactly was he banned?
2. I voted "no"...don't bring his ass back. He was a sarcastic little asshole and never could let shit go....he was worse than a female.


I voted Ectehwa since it was the only thing that resembles netural. To get back on topic, I don't know one minute he was alright then the next he flipped then the next he flipped. So unless he going settle down I don't know, it's hard to say he was a hard case to decide. And I don't think he got banned, if anything his alias was more bout starting shit with himself, then others.

[Kid Presentable]

I'm not lying.

[Dorothy Wood]

no, but you sure are boring.

[Kid Presentable]

no, but you sure are boring.
Haha. I haven't posted nearly the volume of mundane shit you have, for you to be able to make that assessment.

[Dorothy Wood]

ah, but see, I don't read what you have to say, so I'm not bothered.

[Kid Presentable]

Somebody once called you 'important'. I use the term like this: "Dorothy Wood is an IMPORTANT reminder of the dangers of being too liberal with praise.".

[Kid Presentable]

ah, but see, I don't read what you have to say, so I'm not bothered.
You've been reading so far, twit.

[Documad]

What happened to him? I haven't been paying much attention lately. I thought he just got sick of his large post count and got an alias to start over. :confused:

I will vote "yes" even though back when I used the ignore function, he was on it for a while. But I'd rather have everyone around working out their things in public. He is his own worst enemy sometimes and that used to be frustrating to watch.

Funny thing is that I thought about him this weekend. I was reading a book about something and I am even more sure that I completely disagree with what he posted about it ages ago in the political section, and now I want to fight with him and/or figure out why he disagrees with me.

[g-mile7]

What happened to him? I haven't been paying much attention lately. I thought he just got sick of his large post count and got an alias to start over. :confused:

I will vote "yes" even though back when I used the ignore function, he was on it for a while. But I'd rather have everyone around working out their things in public. He is his own worst enemy sometimes and that used to be frustrating to watch. Funny thing is that I thought about him this weekend. I was reading a book about something and I am even more sure that I completely disagree with what he posted about it ages ago in the political section, and now I want to fight with him and/or figure out why he disagrees with me.


(!) truth

[Kid Presentable]

I seriously thought he was mickill. And he/they even hinted at it once.

[hardnox71]

2. I voted "no"...don't bring his ass back. He was a sarcastic little asshole and never could let shit go....he was worse than a female.
HAHAHAHA!! :D :D

[Dorothy Wood]

Somebody once called you 'important'. I use the term like this: "Dorothy Wood is an IMPORTANT reminder of the dangers of being too liberal with praise.".



You've been reading so far, twit.


DOUBLE ZING!


I meant that I don't normally pay attention to you. even your insults are boring.

[Kid Presentable]

DOUBLE ZING!


I meant that I don't normally pay attention to you. even your insults are boring.
By attention, you mean the slathering praise heaped over your atrocious contributions? Good.

[Planetary]

i always thought echewta was the "whatever dude" option.

me too

[Qdrop]

Kid, Dorthy...

let me settle this...

Kid is fuckin cool.

Dorthy is a fuckin twit.




there, let's move on.






i'm not lying.

[Dorothy Wood]

By attention, you mean the slathering praise heaped over your atrocious contributions? Good.


what? that doesn't even make sense. I'm done with this.

[Dorothy Wood]

oh, thank god the sheriff is here!

[Qdrop]

Ok sarky. you win.
you're very very smart.

[jackrock]

Quit fighting, you're ruining lunch time for all of us :(

[Ace42X]

It's making my stomach rumble. Thank god I have ample reading material in the downstairs lav...

[Kid Presentable]

Kid, Dorthy...

let me settle this...

Kid is fuckin cool.

Dorthy is a fuckin twit.




there, let's move on.






i'm not lying.
Lots and lots of people disagree with you, all the time. Just sayin.

[Qdrop]

Lots and lots of people disagree with you, all the time. Just sayin.

you're not lying.

[Kid Presentable]

Actually this is like WWE. Relying on old ideas to generate page-volume. Toucanspam, a movie, Nuzz's workplace and a 'Should I go?'.

[jackrock]

What about lunch?

Where's freebasser? :(

[alexandra]

yeah, lunch!

[Funkyfreshgrape]

i never talked to Toucan! So i don't care about this!

[enree erzweglle]

I seriously thought he was mickill. And he/they even hinted at it once.Which would make some sense given an argument that TS had with me about mickill and given the aliases thing, that argument must have made someone thrilled. I was never entirely sure about mickill's aliases even though he told me lots of times that he wasn't one or didn't use one. Life is very weird for some people. The thing is that I get happy when I watch interesting weather come in; for some of you, you've got to get happy by watching people get confused over aliases or by watching others develop friendships with people who are actually other people. That is just too odd to me and I think I'd be worried about myself if I needed to do stuff like that to get to being happy. Weird.

[g-mile7]

Which would make some sense given an argument that TS had with me about mickill and given the aliases thing, that argument must have made someone thrilled. I was never entirely sure about mickill's aliases even though he told me lots of times that he wasn't one or didn't use one. Life is very weird for some people. The thing is that I get happy when I watch interesting weather come in; for some of you, you've got to get happy by watching people get confused over aliases or by watching others develop friendships with people who are actually other people. That is just too odd to me and I think I'd be worried about myself if I needed to do stuff like that to get to being happy. Weird.


Odd to me to Miss.

[Lex Diamonds]

I wrote a verse in honour of Toucan:

'86 was the year that it started
Toucan hit the states, and the hood got to poppin'
Back then, you had to catch it with narcotics
Without a doubt, Canada had the hardest projects
Nowadays, if a nigga say you fat then
You be sitting in the country, with like 3 or 4 bans and
Young when started, but he had a talent
To get his ass dunked, cuz he took it as a challenge
The older niggas gave him much as he could handle
Cop the eagle, started jackin' with the green new balance shit
He feelin' clean, he was only nineteen
With the heavy starch, on his bugle boy jeans
My name's spelled right on my four finger ring
It was dirt then, cuz mcgirt you ain't seen

[Drederick Tatum]

I was against the 'Echewta' option right from the start. 'More Songs By Sting' was much more applicable.

[jackrock]

Has anyone figured out this maze yet?

[Kid Presentable]

Neither mickill nor Toucan have posted recently. But mickill carries an awful lot of credibility to ever be an alias poster, IMO.

[Lex Diamonds]

Neither mickill nor Toucan have posted recently. But mickill carries an awful lot of credibility to ever be an alias poster, IMO.
Yeah but how has he gained this credibility? By messing about on the internet. I mean, credibility on a message board doesn't mean you're above doing stupid shit on the internet for fun.

I'd say he's as likely, if not more, to create an alias, and I know he's had a hand in multiple-user aliases in the past.

IMO, just sayin, etc.

[jackrock]

Yeah, like pictures of his kid

[Kid Presentable]

Yeah but how has he gained this credibility? By messing about on the internet. I mean, credibility on a message board doesn't mean you're above doing stupid shit on the internet for fun.

I'd say he's as likely, if not more, to create an alias, and I know he's had a hand in multiple-user aliases in the past.

IMO, just sayin, etc.
Which multiple-user ones?

[g-mile7]

they are two diffrent people, end of story...if anything Mickill just playing off the fact that people think he is Toucans or vice versas alias. They are two diffrent people end of story.

[Kid Presentable]

Toucan and cosmo both used the Kirby 'achoo' avy.

[SobaViolence]

all this shit recently has made me wonder, if even briefly, how i'm perceived on this board.

anyhoo, toucan is alright.
i'd let him back.

[Lex Diamonds]

Which multiple-user ones?
Can't remember but I seem to remember him being in with cosmo and all those other smelly nerds when they made aliases.

[cosmo105]

oh come on. jesus. i always gave that kid shit and you guys know it. he hated my ass. besides, i've never used an alias, except for the stupid ones like BEAR! and crap. jeez.

[g-mile7]

oh come on. jesus. i always gave that kid shit and you guys know it. he hated my ass. besides, i've never used an alias, except for the stupid ones like BEAR! and crap. jeez.


This is true, although he did go through times that he loved you too. He was an intresting head-case.

[cosmo105]

that was the weird part. half the time he'd be saying "cosmo is the great blah blah queen of internet etc." and the other half, i'd say one little thing making fun of him, and it'd be fuck you bitch i'll kill you and your whole family etc.

[DIGI]

i'd say one little thing making fun of him, and it'd be fuck you bitch i'll kill you and your whole family etc.


REKONIZE, BITCH!

[jlees_mcsd]

EVERYBODY BUY FRUIT LOOPS, HE'S TRAPPED IN THE MAZE ON THE BACK OF THE BOX! FIND YOUR WAY THROUGH THE MAZE TO FREE HIM!
OMG you are crackin' me up!

Even though I had a rocky start with TS I can handle having him back.

[g-mile7]

that was the weird part. half the time he'd be saying "cosmo is the great blah blah queen of internet etc." and the other half, i'd say one little thing making fun of him, and it'd be fuck you bitch i'll kill you and your whole family etc.


All I know is he went crazy when I said a woman should be able to do a beauty padgent without being called this and that, and he flipped out on me, sent me an instant message trying to get all tough guy "why you talking shit bout me, you have no right to say women blah" and then run off crying when I put him in his place "yea your a tough guy your lucky I gotta go" "yea thats right keep talking"

Im postive someone either:

a-hacked his account
b-logged on under it (a friend, relative, Jenny of Jenny Craig fame)

no one is that bipoalr even online.