using air freshener as deodorant

[Bob]

yeah, don't do this, it makes you smell like a bathroom that you can only assume someone just took a big dump in.

[abcdefz]

I gotta remember to put on the black T-shirt then the deodorant, that's what I gotta do.

[Waus]

yeah, don't do this, it makes you smell like a bathroom that you can only assume someone just took a big dump in.

Hahah...I got this vision of a Ben Stiller comedy where he gets stuck in grandma's bathroom or something and realizes he smells bad...whatever, you get the idea.

Hilarity ensues.