why can't assassing go after the RIGHT people?

[Qdrop]

"Paris Hilton continues to hold forth on her favorite topic: Paris Hilton.

“There's nobody in the world like me,” the partying heiress told the Times of London. “I think every decade has an iconic blonde — like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana — and right now, I'm that icon.”

She didn’t stop there. “There's a lot of heiresses out there, and I don't see any of them doing what I've done,” she continued,” she said. “I have so many projects — bags, fragrances, make-up. I go round the world every three days, designing and personally approving it all. I've got movies to make, a tour, TV shows. Every day of my life is scheduled until the end of 2007.”



somebody kill her.

[Qdrop]

yeah, i meant ASSASSINS

[kaiser soze]

Paris has a nice ass

[Qdrop]

were is your people's sense of outrage?


you enablers....

[Otis Driftwood]

So she's basically telling us she's pulling her own weight while still leeching her old man?

[Tzar]

"There's a lot of heiresses out there, and I don't see any of them doing what I've done"

like sucking cock on film? she's an almighty dipshit

[Bob]

you'd think the terrorists would notice her. she's pretty much the embodiment of everything they hate about america.

[Bob]

come to think of it, she embodies everything that I hate about america

[Qdrop]

Bob gets it.

[Qdrop]

He does? So the " I never get any action" is just an act to lure in unsuspecting co-eds? Clever, Bob. Very clever.

you are never funny.
never.

[cookiepuss]

Paris has a nice ass

oh please.:rolleyes: SHE HAS NO ASS AT ALL.

[g-mile7]

Kill her no...rob her yes. But kill her no.

[beastieangel01]

you'd think the terrorists would notice her. she's pretty much the embodiment of everything they hate about america.
yes please. we should write them a letter about her. maybe they'll take care of it.

[Bob]

yes please. we should write them a letter about her. maybe they'll take care of it.

they're probably smart enough to realize that nobody would care if she was gone. they're after targets of importance, after all...

i missed tzar's post. that sex tape is pretty much the only reason she's famous, isn't it? i'd never heard of her before that.

[cookiepuss]

it's not even a good sex tape. she's fucking lazy in bed.

[g-mile7]

it's not even a good sex tape. she's fucking lazy in bed.


hahahaha

[hardnox71]

What I can't believe is that she actually had the nerve to mention herself in the same sentece as Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana. I mean, Marilyn was a flake but she undeniably had sex appeal, of which, in my eyes, Paris has none. Princess Diana is famous for marrying a prince and nothing more but she used her celebrity and money to push various causes. That endeared to the world.

Paris Hilton has got alot of nerve. She is a dizzy, flaky butt ugly skank.

[roosta]

Big L will never make another album yet Ja Rule can continue to exist on this planet. Everything is wrong.

[QueenAdrock]

I don't want to kill her, but I think it would do her some good to spend some time in my basement.

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!

:mad:

[cookiepuss]

heh..you guys might be interested int he rest of her interview...lots of laughs...

"I was having dinner with my grandfather last week," shares the multitasking minx, "and he said, 'You work harder than any CEO I know.'"

Still, Paris does have plans to slow down -- and water down the gene pool -- in the next few years: "I definitely want to have children at 30."

(Apropos of nothing, paparazzi captured her fetching her lost pet ferret from behind some garbage cans this weekend. Sighed Paris' lately little-seen pup Tinkerbell, "I know just how you feel, buddy.")

And what of those recent tales of catfights and dance-offs with Lindsay Lohan over the affections of Hilton's moneybags Hellenic hottie ex, Stavros Niarchos, whom she was spotted with last week? All lies, she says.

"That was crap. She's never even hung out with Stavros," pooh-poohs Paris, before twisting the knife, "He thinks she's pathetic."

Hilton, who was snapped on Sunday sharing a smooch with oily oil heir Brandon Davis, whose videotaped verbal assault on Lohan allegedly prompted his recent stay in rehab, says she's in the same predicament as another seemingly harebrained peer.

"I read these stories about me starting fights and saying stupid stuff. I've become a cartoon. Nobody seems to get that how I am on 'The Simple Life' is a character," she complains. "I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blonds."

It's enough to cause Paris to lament, "Sometimes I feel like the media uses me as a punchbag," which she says is, like, totally "lame."

But she's not going to let those negative nellies spoil her sense of entitlement, er, accomplishment: " ... I love my job, and I think I've earned the right to be happy now. God gives you good karma if you work hard and play nice."

Besides, declares Paris, as she once again dares the universe to give her a smack-down in 2017, when she hits the big 3-6, "At least I'll always be remembered."

[hpdrifter]

I am so with Bob on this. She represents so much of what I loathe about the world these days. And I am actually bitter that she's polluting the style and music and general zeitgeist of an era which will, for better or worse, be my glory days (my 20s).

She's like a time capsule. In 20 years, when VH1 does "I Love the aughts" her image will bring back this ridiculously ego-centric, shallow, stupid, and pink time.

Sort of like when you walk into a sporting goods store and the smell reminds you of gym class.

[cookiepuss]

paris: ""I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb."


Jessica isn't playing dumb Paris, and neither are you.:rolleyes:

[Miho Mingu]

I find completely ignoring her works, like all the other airheaded celebrities. Spoiled rich girls are locust.

[jackrock]

somebody kill her.
Her along with anyone who has ever intentionally litened to one of her songs. :mad:

[Tzar]

the sad thing is it's the girls, probably younger than 18, that looking up to her. (n) i don't know any 18+ year old chicks that look up to her - they'd rather slap her in the face for being a slapper.

[zorra_chiflada]

It also credits Paris with generating a kind of body confidence amongst the small-breasted and the young:


but not the full figured and mature?

[QueenAdrock]

No. They miss out. Phew.


I think Tzar's right...who didn't have a ho phase when they were younger?

Me. I shopped at Pacsun and hated authority.

[ggirlballa]

kidnapp her & leave her in the ghetto with her high priced clothes


.......the rest will play on by itself

[ggirlballa]

the sad thing is it's the girls, probably younger than 18, that looking up to her. (n) i don't know any 18+ year old chicks that look up to her - they'd rather slap her in the face for being a slapper.

i don't look up to her at all and most of my school doesn't eithier but last year i met these 2 girls who adored her bought her perfume & even said "thats hot" and looked up to her. i felt sad for those 2 they were nice girls & smart but immatated paris a lot.(n)