name my business

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm trying to think of names for my art business.

you can vote, or come up with your own. please keep the joke ideas to a minimum.

[The Notorious LOL]

name your bidness

[The Notorious LOL]

WHO ARTED?


LOL!

[Dorothy Wood]

I SAID KEEP THE JOKE IDEAS TO A MINIMUM, YOU ASS BUTT

[Bob]

the art knockers

[The Notorious LOL]

I SAID KEEP THE JOKE IDEAS TO A MINIMUM, YOU ASS BUTT



that wasnt a joke :( some dirtball in my apartment has a bumper sticker that says "Who Arted?"

[Dorothy Wood]

my friend has a hat that says, "hoof arted?" it's funnier than it sounds.

[The Notorious LOL]

I bet he has a beard and wears track jackets and loves PBR too.

[paul jones]

What about GARFUNKEL ?

like in Art Garfunkel

[Dorothy Wood]

no beard, no track jackets. not sure about the beer.

[Dorothy Wood]

you people are worthless

[kaiser soze]

what kind of business is this?

a brothel?

just kidding! but that would be cool...you could be Madame Wood

[Bob]

what kind of business is this?

a brothel?

just kidding! but that would be cool...you could be Madame Wood

nine, it would take nine words of reading starting from the beginning of the thread to answer that question

[DipDipDive]

chiaroscuro.

Or royal jelly. I like that.

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm thinking George and Edie.

[Bob]

it's all good...keep it real; carpe diem

that should be the name of the store

[Dorothy Wood]

I didn't mean for this poll to be anonymous. :(

[DipDipDive]

What kind of bidness are you conducting, exactly? Are you gonna be doing commissioned work for people, just selling your shit, what?

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm just going to try to sell some shit on this new site called etsy. it's like ebay, but with all handmade stuff. pretty neat. there's some crap art on there, so I figure I can be a star.

[Bob]

i voted for royal jelly because i thought it was a futurama reference. i think it's a dumb name for an art store though

[na§tee]

either royal jelly or george. george is totally the best though.
imagine when you pick up the phone in your, uh, office.. "hello, george!" and the jolly japes you will no doubt encounter with this greeting.
i would certainly remember george more than anything, even if i had seen it only once.

[DipDipDive]

I'm just going to try to sell some shit on this new site called etsy. it's like ebay, but with all handmade stuff. pretty neat. there's some crap art on there, so I figure I can be a star.

Rad. (y)

[Dorothy Wood]

yeah, for my first try, I think I'll go with George.

oh, but keep giving me ideas please. I may change it.

[Funkyfreshgrape]

i picked royal jelly!

[Dorothy Wood]

oh, george is taken. duh.

[Bob]

yeah, for my first try, I think I'll go with George.

oh, but keep giving me ideas please. I may change it.

but think of all the abbott and costello situations you'd get into.

"hello, george, this is dorothy"

"my name's not george"

"no i'm george"

"i thought you were dorothy"

"no we're george, i'm dorothy"

"no, i'm not george"

and so on

[Dorothy Wood]

actually Dorothy Wood isn't a bad name. too bad I picked it for this crap heap.

maybe Edith George

[Bob]

you should call it "third base!"

[Bob]

what's the name of the guy who arted?

[DipDipDive]

girls kiss boys

[DipDipDive]

^ Actually nevermind. That may offend the gays in the art community.

[Bob]

gore vidal kisses boys

[Dorothy Wood]

how about Poop Parade?

one time, after I pooped a bunch of little poops, I said outloud, "poop parade" quietly, but cordo happened to be passing by and she said, "DID YOU JUST SAY POOP PARADE?! HA HAHAHAHA!" and I said, "YEAH WHAT OF IT?!"

:o

[DipDipDive]

CATASTROPHIC POOP

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[Echewta]

Leroy Jenkins

Sarky N' Hutch

Cortable Collectables

The Monkey's Chimney

Fantabulous

K00L WAREZ

[The Notorious LOL]

Artsy Fartsy!

[Bob]

the art store

[beastiegirrl101]

I think we should meet at the Devotchka band. Seems fitting.

[Echewta]

The Bear Hug

[beastiegirrl101]

jorge

[Dorothy Wood]

I made it EdithGeorge okay!

edithgeorge.etsy.com

[Waus]

Royal Jelly!:mad:

[beastiegirrl101]

robots!

[Dorothy Wood]

stupid pixelization

[Funkyfreshgrape]

oh, george is taken. duh.
this is dumb.

[Waus]

You need a banner or anything?

[Dorothy Wood]

yes, I need a banner. I just made it brown for now.

[Echewta]

The Brown Banner

[Dorothy Wood]

that's actually not so bad. cordo and I are starting a vintage clothing business soon. that may work.