How long until that gross midget from Austin Powers kills himself? [Archive]

The Notorious LOL

07-19-2006, 01:25 PM

he has no career, so I predict he will spiral downwards towards addiction and depression which will end in suicide.

The question is, when?

g-mile7

07-19-2006, 01:26 PM

as long as he is on film he will live forever.

Bob

07-19-2006, 01:26 PM

will live forever

Waus

07-19-2006, 01:27 PM

By "natural causes" I mean drug induced heart complications.

DustSucker

07-19-2006, 01:29 PM

a man with his head at pussy-hight is never depressed, especially not with these kind of temperatures* (y)

*mini-skirts

cookiepuss

07-19-2006, 02:04 PM

seriously though I've seen him in the accompanyment of some really fine lookin women. and he get invited to the playboy mansion alot. So I kinda don't think he'll be opting for death any time soon.

DIGI

07-19-2006, 02:05 PM

Hopefully long enough that network tv suits can get enough material to make a bitchin hour and a half made for tv movie about it.

Bob

07-19-2006, 02:07 PM

if i can just be serious for a moment, the "will live forever" option is majorly cracking me up for some reason

DIGI

07-19-2006, 02:13 PM

if i can just be serious for a moment, the "will live forever" option is majorly cracking me up for some reason

Actually, Gmile's post is cracking me up more than anything.

DipDipDive

07-19-2006, 02:21 PM

How long did it take for that midget from Hawaii Five-O to kill himself? Because that's what I would probably go by.

hardnox71

07-19-2006, 02:28 PM

How long did it take for that midget from Hawaii Five-O to kill himself? Because that's what I would probably go by.
There was no little person on Hawaii 5-0. The one you're talking about, DDD, is from Fantasy Island. Herve' Villachez. The one from Austin Powers is named Verne Troyer.

Don't ask. I have no idea why I know these names. :confused:

The Notorious LOL

07-19-2006, 02:32 PM

the thought came up when I thought about Tattoo from Fantasy Island, actually.

Gmiles post is gold.

DipDipDive

07-19-2006, 02:34 PM

Where in the fuck did I get Hawaii Five-O from?

Edit: There's a faux fantasy island midget in a commercial. That midget from Seinfeld is in to, too. Has anyone seen it? I can't remember what the commercial is for because I can't get over the fact that they would use a stand-in midget for a dead midget. How well do you think it would go over if they tried to pull something like that off with someone like, say, Princess Diana? Not cool. (n)

kleptomaniac

07-19-2006, 02:41 PM

will live forever! :D

he'll always be "mini-me" to me :)

muhahahaha!

drizl

07-19-2006, 03:38 PM

lol nice(y)

but really, theres nothing funny about midgets taking their lives...

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

g-mile7

07-19-2006, 03:41 PM

thank ya kindly people

Dorothy Wood

07-19-2006, 06:44 PM

if i can just be serious for a moment, the "will live forever" option is majorly cracking me up for some reason

it's the itallics.

Auton

07-19-2006, 07:02 PM

if i can just be serious for a moment, the "will live forever" option is majorly cracking me up for some reason

same here

07-19-2006, 09:43 PM

I guess it's easy to hang yourself if you're a small person. You could probably do it from your bed post or just about any piece of furniture. Just kick out that VHS tape from underneath you then *jerk*.

HotAndWet

07-20-2006, 12:57 AM

This thread has high LOL qualities!

paul jones

07-20-2006, 01:00 AM

I heard he can fit inside a vagina

jabumbo

07-20-2006, 01:23 AM

i never liked him in that movie. i always wanted to punt him like a football

ericlee

07-20-2006, 10:15 AM

you should know that he's found his niche in midget porn already. In fact, his Austin Powers name stayed with him and he named his member Mini Me.

jackrock

07-20-2006, 10:18 AM

As soon as he sees this thread he'll give up hope.

jabumbo

07-20-2006, 10:25 AM

why hasn't anyone else voted with me?

beastiegirrl101

07-20-2006, 10:33 AM

do you really think he gets any action?

g-mile7

07-20-2006, 10:34 AM

do you really think he gets any action?

If Andy Milnokis does then shit....ca$h is a $trong aphrodisac

ericlee

07-20-2006, 10:34 AM

So, uh, how exactly do you know this?

Hey eric man, I got this new midget pron video and the main star is that midget from Austin Powers. He doesn't have an acutal porn name but his dinky is named Mini Me. I got a case of beer in the fridge and we can sit in our boxers at my pad and watch it.

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The Notorious LOL

09-07-2006, 10:27 PM

I saw him on TV the other day

skra75

09-07-2006, 10:35 PM

i say a year tops. mad dog 20/20, everclear, liquid-g, coke, wet-joints, and oxycoton.