you can't rap...

[cookiepuss]

so this is kinda inspried from my post in the vegitarian hip hop thread. I give you a topic...you have to make up a rap involving or about that topic. anyone can throw out a subject matter, anyone can rap. winner gets a burger king crown that I covered with foil to make it shinny and it blocks gamma rays.


Topic: Earthworms

GO!

[ampm]

Earthworms, Class Annelida
Slithery and slimy like my ex-girl Anita
They have a clittelum for copulation
They're found under rocks all over the nation
They have no bones, invertebrates
With several hearts for several dates
Leeches are their cousin, but not slugs
They keep it underground just like Dig Dug

Word!

[cookiepuss]

that was excellent! lets try something harder.

Topic: Orange.

(ha-ha fuckers, nothing rhymes with orange so good luck!)

[ggirlballa]

(ha-ha fuckers, nothing rhymes with orange so good luck!)

porage if u twist it up

[ampm]

Oranges are citrus like tangerines
I like to squeeze them if you know what I mean
Put my bannana right in the middle
And go up and down like a bow on a fiddle

Word to Tropicana!

[DustSucker]

orange.. doorhinge?


ampm makes this shit look too easy (y)

[cookiepuss]

ampm makes this shit look too easy (y)

Goddamn he does dosen't he?

Alright. yeah I want to through Vegitarians out there as a topic too. that way I can participate...except I already know i can't rap. heh.

Yo yo yo! Jamba Juice is in da house!
I eat fresh you know it's no lie
I aint' never tasted a chicken thigh.
gimme a wheatgrass shot and a carrot smoothie,
'cause if you slinging meat I'll pull out my oozie.

werd.

[g-mile7]

Poarage, no, this girl is an orange so sweet/
Every time we eat seems like such a treat/
Greetings and salutations, Ima create this truth/
With two scoops of passion to make this juice/
What's loose Pumpkin? I want her but there are cowards/
Who Want to devour all of her potential power/
A tower of minerials critical to my health/
The best drink is made from her wealth/
Florida she stays but sometimes in the lands of Cali/
Man she inviting me for an evening in Maui/
Lush Viatimin C, she dining as the floor is stars ablazed/
Taste of the sweet nectar made of her Orange Chardonay/
Stay with me, Craoloya tried to scold her for being bright/
Night time style, as the tangerine queen stays singing light/
Why fight the style, it's like a basketball good for bank shots/
This is my ode to my Orange baby, good to the last drop/




edit* damn AMPM beat me to it. (and that smoothie oozie line genuis Cookie)

[cookiepuss]

edit* damn AMPM beat me to it. (and that smoothie oozie line genuis Cookie)

eh not really. I'll accept raps on the same topic matter from different members. battle it out, homie.

[g-mile7]

eh not really. I'll accept raps on the same topic matter from different members. battle it out, homie.


cool wasnt for nothing then'

[jlees_mcsd]

orange orange
the color of caution
orange orange
I see it too often
on the side of the road
barrels and pylons,
On November 15th
hunter's vest
Hey I got mine on.

[g-mile7]

Tasty (6-2-06)

Verse 1:

See, she is so tasty, luscious good/
Juicy cool this lovely substance smooth/
Bottle shaped figure that takes the shape/
Of any thing she’s placed in, her tasty make/
I can’t stay away from her as she’s exciting me/
Inviting me to bathe with her in a sea/
Of Vitamin C, her body’s the smoothest liquid/
Me and her can flow so I gots to mix it/
My secret weakness, my kryptonite/
So precise she is my crystal light/
Lemonade, heaven made the black man’s wine/
No meals complete without her smile that shines/
Icy, she’s so sweet my grandmamma said/
Bout this tropical punch lipped girl whose red/
This tasty girl I wish to swirl with my lips, hey/
This flavorful scarlet I speak about is Kool-Aid/



Topic: Kool-Aid

[hardnox71]

I don't know what you all are smoking but I want some!! You guys are cracking me up!!:D :D

[g-mile7]

I don't know what you all are smoking but I want some!! You guys are cracking me up!!:D :D


Only the best homie, only the best.:) (y)

[hardnox71]

Only the best homie, only the best.:) (y)
FedEx, homie, FedEx. :D

[g-mile7]

FedEx, homie, FedEx. :D


hahaha


since no one thorwing out topics heres another gem from the vaults:

Spanky (5-17-06)

When I tap that ass quik, aint no need to scream/
It's the mean green winding up his machine/
I call it the spank-a-delic robot, holding a slight pause/
When I make that ass fiya like a bottle of hot sauce/
YEA, look at that thing, looks like it needs a strap/
Betta yet, my hand mark will make that thing clap/
A Love tap, and that's saying it lightly/
Have you callin out Johnny like Keria Knightly/
Fight me, I like that, it makes the spanking great/
When I shake rattle and roll all that jelly you bake/
Break moves and shake you, Bonita Applebum of mine/
Behind lookin rightous waiten for the sun to shine/
SPANKiTY SPANK SPANK, yo ba dunk a dunk never lonely/
As I beat that back up like yo name was TOBY/
Only the G~mile could write something that is so Snooty/
But spankin that booty is every guys duty/

[hardnox71]

SPANKiTY SPANK SPANK, yo ba dunk a dunk never lonely/
As I beat that back up like yo name was TOBY/
Only the G~mile could write something that is so Snooty/
But spankin that booty is every guys duty/
Hello new sig.

[B4BY 4NN]

Orange is the color my mama said I was born
But yella said the fella, told me SIT IN THE SUN!

:rolleyes:

[g-mile7]

Hello new sig.


Finally!! Got tired of having myself being the only one to quote something witty I said ahaha:)

[cookiepuss]

ok rap about pandas now...pulease?

[g-mile7]

There once was A panada bear who sat in a tree/
Wondering what he could finally eat/
So he got a lil hungry/
Cried out his tummy/
And had him a jar of ukaliptist leaves.

[cookiepuss]

There once was A panada bear who sat in a tree/
Wondering what he could finally eat/
So he got a lil hungry/
Cried out his tummy/
And had him a jar of ukaliptist leaves.

er...limmerick/nusery rhymes don't count playa. hee heee. so cute though!(y)

[g-mile7]

ok then...

Well my lil white snow bunny, how are you this day/
Looking sharp baby girl with them peppermint fades/
Oh snow white you and me untie this evening/
Tonite I got something that we both should be eating/
Dreaming of your ukalyptist kiss, with a side order so cabana/
Banana republic style us together make a panada/
Bear do I dare say your looking so shiny and strong/
Makes it easier for me to rhyme the diamonds your on/
You sit on the side just watching for my plan/
Next to the sea shores of the lakes of ancient japan/
I love your food, Panada Express status, I love/
To go out with you when I am in need of some grub/
Sup with it then, black and white and lovely all over/
Is what we can be if you say baby love my aura/
A panada bear to me is not what I want to rap about easy/
Just you my white lady and me together is so easy.


(y)

[ampm]

Yo, this one goes out to cookiepuss aka sweet eyes. And to all my peoples in lock down.

Uh, turn the mic up. Louder. Louder. Ok, too loud. Perfect. Ok.

Panda bear straight outta China
Wearing that mask thinking that we won't find ya
You gotta wack name like Ching-a-linga-a-linga
Living large in the zoo, giving us the finga
Eating bamboo just like Boss Hog
You think you're all that, but you're just an oriental dog!

Huh, you don't stop!

[Lex Diamonds]

Panda-Themed Gangsta Rap

I'm the fly panda, pulp fiction like my name is Yolanda
So stay away from my hood like it's the same as Rwanda
I chew skunk for fun, but mostly bamboo
Mad cruel, runnin your funds, and don't say thankyou
I take every different drug in the jungle
And ride the Rainbow, like my name was Bungle
I'll take anybody steppin, I'm both black and white, G
You best bring a weapon if you have to fight me
I'm a bear with paws (pause), but yo I don't stop
So you're scared and pause, when I tote my Glock
Cuz I'm a gangsta panda, and I'll bang ya with mean shit
You seen it, when your mama ran for my penis
BIATCH

[cookiepuss]

:) you guys are awesome! <3

[Loppfessor]

This thread makes me want to live.....less


FYI there's a huge difference between writing lines that rhyme and knowing how to rap

[Lo_Lyfe]

ok rap about pandas now...pulease?

who's the fuckin creature that you know we hate?
black eyes, white face, won't pro-create
ling ling can suck my dinga-ling, yo fuck a panda
i'd rather catch cancer and be tony danza,
than give my endz to the wwf,
lick shots at them shits till there's none of em left,
I'm deaf to the pleas and my panda suit steez
mean lo_lyfe can also eat, shoot then leave..

[Bitchamachacha]

I'm the D to the I to the double Z L E

Dizzle, that's me!

[g-mile7]

This thread makes me want to live.....less


FYI there's a huge difference between writing lines that rhyme and knowing how to rap


I rap son(see I said son), and when I write I recite the lines as if I was making a song out of it. How bout you write something instead of criticsing people (whihc is easier to do on the side lines). No hate, just kind of annoyed (even though I dont think it was directed towards me).

[cookiepuss]

This thread makes me want to live.....less


FYI there's a huge difference between writing lines that rhyme and knowing how to rap

Right and that would be why this thread is called YOU CAN"T RAP.:rolleyes:

[zippo]

i dont know about that... as ive always said, Dr.Seuss could have been some strong competition...think about that

[jlees_mcsd]

I was browsing the history
in my pc
I saw a site I didn't
know so "click, click"
here we go
pandalist was the name xxx
was it's claim
I grilled my hubby WTF
ops my bad
it was my 14 year old son.

[Loppfessor]

I rap son(see I said son), and when I write I recite the lines as if I was making a song out of it. How bout you write something instead of criticsing people (whihc is easier to do on the side lines). No hate, just kind of annoyed (even though I dont think it was directed towards me).


I don't appreciate your over use of parenthesis