Predict the future of BBMB: july 20,2007

[Qdrop]

July 20, 2007.

Predict the state of the board and it's members.

begin.

[Lo_Lyfe]

this thread has 6 replies.(n)

[icy manipulator]

more ppl will be having bitch fights about petty crap but besides that it'll be exactly the same

[Lindsey_1535]

I'll be turning 20!!! Holy OLD!

[Qdrop]

Sarky will have had relations with 25 new/differant men.... all of whom are either artists or play in a band. she will have met all of them while drunk.

fucktop will still have little to no grasp on the English language.

Comso will still be a cashier at that health food store.

Bob will have a 4.0GPA

Toucan will have left and come back 3 more times by then.

[Qdrop]

I'm joining the Army.
Forks will be fighting in Iran.

[ToucanSpam]

Toucan will have left and come back 3 more times by then.

I think it will be more like four or five.

[Qdrop]

this thread has 6 replies.(n)

i'd avoid the stock market if i were you....

[DipDipDive]

I'll be living with TNLOL. We still won't post pictures of us together.

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

the beastie boys will break up and shut the site down. most of us will become farmers.

[Bob]

i'll be divorced

[beastiegirrl101]

I'll be 27 and tan.

[Qdrop]

i'll be divorced

wouldn't that require talking to, dating, and marrying a woman first?

[Qdrop]

I'll be 27 and tan.

i'll be 29 and still rather pale.

[Bob]

wouldn't that require talking to, dating, and marrying a woman first?

it'll all happen pretty fast

[jabumbo]

i will not be in a another country because the people who pick the kids for studying abroad are all a bunch of bitches


so instead, i will just be complaining about what could have been and instead just spent all my free time playing some shitty 5 year old video game and yelling at people with hacks

[befsquire]

i will still be wickedly awesome, and ridiculously adorable. i'll probably look like i'm 28 or 29.

[Qdrop]

it'll all happen pretty fast

Sweeet....

you should be able to about 10-15 solid threads out of that.

i look forward to it.

[Whatitis]

I'll have a couple more posts that what I have now.

[Echewta]

This will be a picture of Cosmo/Boomn's wedding reception. Thats me in the corner. (http://www.timvp.com/space19991.jpg)

[cosmo105]

^losing your religion?

more like i'll still be a student, q. so yeah, probably still part-time wherever.

and we are so not getting married that fast. and, like, five of you would be invited. psha.

[jackrock]

I'll be taller, that's it.

[The Notorious LOL]

Qdrop will bring this thread back to the top

[Qdrop]

Qdrop will bring this thread back to the top
Dude...
good fuckin idea!

i'll make a note...

[SobaViolence]

I predict by this time next year I will have finally interfaced with a board member.

are you still going to Montreal?

[g-mile7]

Q will get massacred by me in a live argument. Real Talk.

[adam_f]

I'll be doing three years for illegal narcotics possession for the coke I'm holding for Beanie Sigel.

[beastieangel01]

Bob will have a girlfriend.

Cosmo and Boomin will still be a super couple.

Someone is going to get pregnant, not sure who, but a poster we're familiar enough with.

Someone will end a relationship.

Someone will take a poop (y)

[Qdrop]

Q will get massacred by me in a live argument. Real Talk.

that would require us having a live argument.

gotta say....i don't see that happening, man.

[kll]

KLL will become a nun.



I was married for 5 years, therefore I've had my 5 year run as a nun. Try again...

The board hasn't changed much in the 4+ years I've been here, so my prediction is that more trolls will arrive and more cool people will disappear, having moved beyond all this nonsense...

[g-mile7]

that would require us having a live argument.

gotta say....i don't see that happening, man.


They shook...cause aint no such thing as half-way crooks:)

I play chess with niggas lives you cant even play checkers with your balls

have a nice day

[tracky]

there will be more kids & teens than adults

[kll]

Sarky will have had relations with 25 new/differant men.... all of whom are either artists or play in a band. she will have met all of them while drunk.



i expected you to be more original than this...

[Dorothy Wood]

i expected you to be more original than this...

I didn't.

[g-mile7]

me either.

[SobaViolence]

yes! the 1st week of August!

well, i found a sweet hookah bar.

we could have a good puff of double apple
and converse in french.
and spend way too much money.
i love Montreal.

[SobaViolence]

i just need an excuse.
its a 40$/2hr bus ride
and my brother lives there.

and the buses run hourly.

[DipDipDive]

SobaViolence will fall madly in love with a fine young American woman and learn the true meaning of committment through a long distance relationship.

Heiress will start making mad skrilla researching cancer and being all smart and shit.

Bef and Deaf will have a baby.

DandyFop will leave Utah and move to either California or Chile.

Bob will start writing for The Onion and see mad pussy thrown his way.

Prof Jim will return.

[SobaViolence]

is anything going on that week? I just booked it last minute for my b-day....and then I am headed to Amsterdam.

Have you been to the Jazz Fest there in February? I am going then too!

the montreal jazz festival happened recently...might be a different one, or i may be mistaken, but there is always something happening in a montreal summer.

DDD...if you set your expectations too high, you're prone to disappointment. and i don't have that much faith in myself.

[DipDipDive]

and i don't have that much faith in myself.

Why not?

[SobaViolence]

ba-zing. :)


DDD...i'm not sure if it's fear of committment or self-esteem problem or i just get bored if the girl isn't engaging...

i dunno. hangin' out in Montreal with Skye sounds like a good afternoon/evening. considering all you losers have already had sex/married and divorced/donated blood to each other, smoking and drinking over-priced beer sounds fun. and i've never met a BBmb member either.

[befsquire]

Bef and Deaf will have a baby.
no way. you realize you have cursed me, and if i end up pregnant, i hold you personally responsible. you will have to move here and take care of him/her while i'm at work. which of course ruins your prediction that you'll have moved in with moa cause i'm fairly certain he's not allowed to cross the state line into florida.

or, you can take it back and you and moa can have a kid instead.

[The Notorious LOL]

take that back right now :mad:

[roosta]

my replies, if any, will consist of nothing but full stops and commas.

[TAL]

I will be too busy cleaning my apartment to see what happens on the board that day.

[befsquire]

take that back right now :mad:
no fucking way. it's out there. can't unring the bell, etc., etc.

[The Notorious LOL]

okay then if that happens, you will get pregnant as well and have twins, whereas i will pay for an abortion and high fives will be exchanged.

[befsquire]

you've just bought yourself a set of quintuplets, motherfucker.

:mad:

[Mr Films]

I will have dated nine more Jewish girls.

[ampm]

I will become bigger than Q-drop, but not as big as Mickill.

[jennyb]

Cosmo and Boomin' will get married, we will all be invited, but only the Beastie Boys will show up.

^ now that's awesome! :D

I predict there will be a "Happy Birthday Lindsey" thread and a "Happy Birthday Utze" thread.

[QueenAdrock]

I predict that Qdrop will still be here, and he'll post a July 20, 2008 thread.

[befsquire]

Shut up. I'll be 22 in under a month. :eek: :eek: :eek:
you shut up. i'm 36. i'm adorable, but still, i'm 36.

[QueenAdrock]

Someone now needs to one-up Beth.

I'm lookin' at you, Chewy. You're the board grandpa, go shame her.

[Qdrop]

i expected you to be more original than this...

that's more of a rip on Sarky, than on me....

if that's all she shows us, that's all one can predict...

[Qdrop]

I predict that Qdrop will still be here, and he'll post a July 20, 2008 thread.

ooh ohh....
i'm writin that down too....

[Bob]

moa and DDD will have 8 babies...but they WON'T BE HER CHILDREN

DUN DUN DUNNNN

then moa will get explosive amnesia

[Qdrop]

then moa will get explosive amnesia

how does that work?

sounds cinematic.

[Bob]

these are the days of our lives, anything could happen

[Dorothy Wood]

that's more of a rip on Sarky, than on me....

if that's all she shows us, that's all one can predict...


jesus christ, you are so in love with me.

[Qdrop]

jesus christ, you are so in love with me.

no, you're in love with me.

the authorities have been alerted.

[Echewta]

Sorry Queen, I'm not as old as grandma beth.

[Dorothy Wood]

no, you're in love with me.



okay, but it's opposite day.

[Qdrop]

okay, but it's opposite day.

you win this round, sarky....

dammit...

[kll]

*snores*

[Qdrop]

*snores*

then log off...jesus.

go watch TV.

[kll]

then log off...jesus.

go watch TV.


i can't.



perform for me, damn it

[monkey]

my best friend will just have gotten married and i will still be crying like a little old lady about my friend.

[IDIOTSVILLE]

It will be one day after my birthday :eek:

[befsquire]

Sorry Queen, I'm not as old as grandma beth.
you wish you were my age.

and stop calling me grandma. i told you when the divorce was final that you are no longer to call me anything other than "beth" and you agreed. do you want to have to give me the house back?

[ampm]

My great gram has less wrinkles on her hands than Bethsquire does.

[ericlee]

There will be revolutionary band from the musicians here.

The guitarists will include me, Boomin, Knucks, Planetary and I'll be damned if I can't remember anyone else who plays guitar from here.

The bassist lineup will be Alexandria, Freebasser, Tzar(you'd better get that bass man), Paul Jones.

Are there any drummers here? As of now, it will just be a wall of guitar and bass. Enough to crinkle the drywall off your walls.

Sorry, we won't have enough time to post because we'd be too busy going on Tibet tours and nationwide as an opening act for the Beasties.:D

[alexandra]

The guitarists will include me, Boomin, Knucks, Planetary and I'll be damned if I can't remember anyone else who plays guitar from here.
rancid :)

and a lot of other people i'm sure...

i know someone here who's a drummer, but i forgot who. :=/

[zippo]

i will be an expert on the media,and have much more contacts than i thuoght i would so soon, and ill be living with my boyfriend, ill be alright

[jabumbo]

i will have punched adam_f in the jaw for no particular reason

[b-grrrlie]

I will still be writing in purple, and posting pictures of flowers.

Oh yeah and I might have kissed someone by then.

[jlees_mcsd]

I predict that that ww3 will be in full swing and none of us will be allowed to use our pc's anymore and that world will be a shit hole and we will all remember the goofy, funny, and sometimes serious things said on this board to help us trudge through life. J/K

We will all be here wondering how we wasted a year posting here. (y)

[like2_drink]

i'll have probly changed my name because it's a bad representation of myself

i'll continue to learn even bigger words then representation:rolleyes:

hopefully meet or at least interact with a certain few of you outside of this board

IT'S GONNA BE INSANITY

[kleptomaniac]

i'll still be here. you can count on that. (y)

[Chicka B]

i'll still be here. you can count on that. (y)

Yep me too, I aint leavin any time soon.

[jabumbo]

i will have tried to meet up with kleptomaniac, but when i arrived, her father kicked my ass and i ended up with a busted lip and a shattered pelvis

[ggirlballa]

hahaha^

i would want to meet in person my BBMB buddies like Chicka B, Klepto, FunkyFresh, and others

i will be here though

[Chicka B]

Haha! :D

[kleptomaniac]

i will have tried to meet up with kleptomaniac, but when i arrived, her father kicked my ass and i ended up with a busted lip and a shattered pelvis

sorry my dad went all jackie chan on your ass :S




i'll send you a 'get well soon' card! :)

[Randetica]

i couldnt wait 5 more days
sorry guys but you know the pressure and stuff..

[SB00774]

No one predicted me :mad:

[kleptomaniac]

i'll still be here. you can count on that. (y)

i'll still be here in five days. (y)

[kll]

i was right. more trolls have arrived and more cool people left.

[Bob]

lol i'm still a virgin

all my friends are lesbians

actually they're more like acquaintances

i'm so lame!

[Bob]

i'm never gonna lose it

i'm so damn lame

so lame

soooooooo lame

so lame

[Bob]

so lame

[insertnamehere]

it's ok bob, i'm lame too.

tonight i was talking to an old friend, er, aquaintence from highschool on aim, and said something to her like "yeah i dont really do the whole drinking/partying college thing" and she said "you are such a loser" and stopped talking to me. :confused:

i think its important to mention that she's the one that initiated talking to me after all these years

[kll]

it's ok bob, i'm lame too.

tonight i was talking to an old friend, er, aquaintence from highschool on aim, and said something to her like "yeah i dont really do the whole drinking/partying college thing" and she said "you are such a loser" and stopped talking to me. :confused:

i think its important to mention that she's the one that initiated talking to me after all these years

to keep in line with bob's topic ... lemme guess...

she's a lesbian, right?

[insertnamehere]

to keep in line with bob's topic ... lemme guess...

she's a lesbian, right?

great scott! that must be it. that's why she started talking to me in the first place!

[Bob]

i live in such a gay neighborhood, it's the san francisco of boston

it's like, i'm questioning everybody's sexuality except my own

i went to a party today, i was the only guy there, there were maybe 10-12 girls and a lot of booze. generally pretty good odds for a shy guy except at least half of them were gay and most of the rest were straight with boyfriends, i dunno where i stood with the rest of 'em. towards the end of the night they all left for a dance club, i cut my losses and declined, i wasn't sure what to do with that

i dunno, it's not that i'm homophobic, i'm not at all, i get along strangely well with lesbians, it's just that i'm a 23 year old virgin and i reallllly need someone to stick my dick in, that's all

i'm getting tired of this, law school is not what a guy in my position needs, i'm beginning to think

[insertnamehere]

it's just that i'm a 23 year old virgin and i reallllly need someone to stick my dick in, that's all


lolz. that's the kind of honesty i love.

[kll]

great scott! that must be it. that's why she started talking to me in the first place!


it makes sense... the party that bob was at involved drinking with lesbians - you don't drink = her not talking to you.


she just viewed you as a piece of meat. solved.

[insertnamehere]

so lesbians all like to drink, and lesbians dont like me or bob, and thus, bob and i are bad at grocery shopping. probably because we dont have girlfriends to make up grocery lists for us. damn lesbians.

[Bob]

no no, lesbians like me

lesbians loovvvve me

just not in that way

[kll]

that's a brilliant idea for a website... make up grocery lists for people who can't think of what to eat (OR don't have girlfriends - lesbian or not)...







p.s. bob, take the hint... INH is offering her services...

[insertnamehere]

wait, what? i recomend campbels callned spandlahldknfoqineoihdkgflqkaed

my brain -> fingers communication got a bit fucked up there so i went with it. campbell's canned spaghetti.

[Bob]

so...you don't want to have sex with me?

WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME????

COME ON

[insertnamehere]

i'm doing you a favor. i'm very needy. trust me, you don't want any. me being celebrate would be like a community service.

[kll]

hahaha...


she used the ol' "it's not you. it's me." on ya.

[insertnamehere]

haha, oh my. that's not what i was trying to do at all.

come to think of it, i dont know how this topic of conversation started. as is the usual case, i have no idea whats going on.

[Bob]

well...to be honest, that's a step forward in my sex life

so thank you

[insertnamehere]

awww, i was your first "it's not you, it's me" :o

[paul jones]

this is a bit of an old thread(y)

[insertnamehere]

it's not the 20th yet?

oh this started in 2006, i'll be damned

[ericlee]

so lame

Did ya ever think that song was about you?

[Bob]

so many songs

[b-grrrlie]

I will still be writing in purple, and posting pictures of flowers.

Oh yeah and I might have kissed someone by then.
(y) :D (y)

[befsquire]

i do not have a baby, nor am i pregnant. there have been a few nights when bobby was drunk though, and thought he wanted his own child. he just wants to dress a kid up in ninja suits and send it off to school on a dirt bike.

[kleptomaniac]

on july 20, 2007, i'm gonna be 17 years and one month old! :cool:(y)

[mp-seventythree]

I'll come back for maybe one post then leave again and carry on renovating my house.

[jabumbo]

i will have punched adam_f in the jaw for no particular reason



where did i go wrong?

[marsdaddy]

I can't predict the future, but I wasn't here 7/20/06.

[Tzar]

krystal got one right; "someone will end a relationship" i think is what it said.

[QueenAdrock]

I'll be in North Carolina visiting my parents but probably find some way to come and check up on the board. Or not, it depends how bored I am.

[insertnamehere]

Where in NC will you be, out of curiosity?

[QueenAdrock]

New Bern, it's on the east coast

[Dorothy Wood]

ha! I did not have 25 men in the past year! only 5! and one of them was neither an artist, nor a musician. and the one I'm with now has lasted almost 4 months, and I met him when I was sober and crabby. he thought I was a total bitch. I was just salty because I wanted to go to a party at the real world house and we all went to a jock bar instead. I'm still salty about it actually.

[TAL]

People, today is the day!

I will be too busy cleaning my apartment to see what happens on the board that day.

I was correct after all.

*goes back to cleaning*