Share stories about the latest bathroom graffiti you've seen

[ericlee]

I was in an airport bathroom stall and I'm taking a leak and I look over to see "All your base are belong to us" written. There was an arrow pointing to it with "We own Iraq and soon we'll own Iran too, sand nigger" and then I saw another arrow pointing to it that read, "quit stealing our jobs you filthy wetbacks".

Obviously, I'm the only one who got it.

[Schmeltz]

I can't think of any I've seen recently, but one time I saw a nicely sketched pink heart in which were contained the words "Fuck all y'all." It was my favourite graffito ever.

[beastiegirrl101]

"in the end it will all be so simple"

I was drunk and it spoke volumes to me...so much so that I took a pic that is now the background of my cell.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y296/Nata101/goldstar.jpg

[beastieangel01]

I drew a picture on the wall and someone added to it and then a few days later someone added on top of the addition.

[ericlee]

I can't even begin to count how many times I've seen the old, "no need to wipe the seat cause my crabs can jump 40 feet", or the "sitting here all broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted".

[beastiegirrl101]

"if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie"

[Rock]

Teh posted a great graffiti link the other day. not much bafroom stuff in there but its worth a peep by your peepers peeples. http://www.picturesofwalls.com/

[Teh]

The best one i've seen was on a condom machine in a public toilet. It had the british standard logo on it and someone had written next to it "So was the titanic".

boom

[ericlee]

Sitting here in a shit smelled vapor
Looked around to notice some dickhead stole the paper
My date is waiting so I should not linger
Look out asshole, here comes my finger.


I wrote one in a porta john when I was in the army. It's when they came up with the "Army of One" motto so, I drew a huge hand giving the bird with a helmet on the middle finger and wrote, "An Army of One"

[ggirlballa]

the bathroom at my middle school had tons of boring tags but heres one that i remember

" vanessa is a bitch"

"which one?"

"the 7th grader"

"oh yea she is"

and plenty of "i love _" blah blah

and plenty of "_ is gay"

i remember opening up a text book with a huge sketch of a dick and this guy signed this other guy's yearbook with a sketch of a dildo.:eek: :p

also i saw once "i love oscar"

so then i wrote "he's gay sorry sweetie"

[Yeti]

I always remember the one above a urinal at the Palm Beach Kennel Club. I would play hold 'em in the poker room.

It was right above the urinal and it said--the joke is in your hand.
Last time I went they had painted over it but it still makes me chuckle.

[ampm]

I wrote "Q-drop likes boys" on the wall in my high school. I had a delivery there and needed to take a leak. So I thought, what the hell.

[ericlee]

I always remember the one above a urinal at the Palm Beach Kennel Club. I would play hold 'em in the poker room.

It was right above the urinal and it said--the joke is in your hand.
Last time I went they had painted over it but it still makes me chuckle.

They've got that one in my work porta john. It says, "why you lookin' here for the joke, it's in your hand".

It's also got the old "look left and look right on each wall.

[QueenAdrock]

One thing I loved about Edmonton was all the stencils it had randomly around the city, it was really cool. Just randomly placed and sometimes overlooked if you're not specifically looking for it.

But yeah, not too much bathroom graffiti around me, except there are intricately written stories in the bathroom stalls in DC at one beer place I go to. A whole long story about how some girl got the better of her, actually it was pretty interesting to read so I stayed there for like 10 minutes and let the line outside the stall wait.(y)

[jennyb]

I think the only bathroom graffiti I've ever seen is the likes of...

"Fuck Off"

then

"Fuck You"

then

"You're a SLUT"

etc...

maybe there's a "John is hot" thrown in there somewhere

No wait! In high school once I did read on the stall someone actually wrote "'my boyfriend's name' has a nice ass" funny, this thread as I typed made me remember that. I just peed and was all, yeah... I know. :cool:

[ericlee]

has anyone been in a stall taking a shit and looked over to see, "hot sweaty man sex" with such and such date and time and it happens to be the same date and time that you're in the stall?

Talk about punching yourself in the gut to finish the job and getting the hell outta there.

[Yeti]

Hey ericlee, to get off the subject for a moment......I was watching the local Amarillo news and the kicker story before signoff was about a pig calling contest in Port Clinton Ohio. I thought of you and what your call would be.

[ericlee]

Hey ericlee, to get off the subject for a moment......I was watching the local Amarillo news and the kicker story before signoff was about a pig calling contest in Port Clinton Ohio. I thought of you and what your call would be.

damn, I've never heard of that. It must be new, I'm going home in August so, it looks like I'll have to regulate. Pig calling contest? There isn't even any pigs there haha.

lemme see, "I'm smoking a huge doobie and I'm fuckin' wasted and driving and I fucked officer Hickman's k-9"

Yep, that should get those piggies squeeling my way.

[Yeti]

damn, I've never heard of that. It must be new, I'm going home in August so, it looks like I'll have to regulate. Pig calling contest? There isn't even any pigs there haha.

lemme see, "I'm smoking a huge doobie and I'm fuckin' wasted and driving and I fucked officer Hickman's k-9"

Yep, that should get those piggies squeeling my way.

Ha! I was also surprised because Port Clinton is almost on Lake Erie. Those people were sewwwwwweeeeeeeing it up in coveralls and work boots.

[ericlee]

Ha! I was surprised to because Port Clinton is almost on Lake Erie. They people were sewwwwwweeeeeeeing it up in coveralls and work boots.

yeah, it might be something spurred up by those damn Oak Harborins who live so close.

It's all good, they don't have a beach so they use ours. It looks like I'm gonna have to get tanked and drive by the beach and yell, "I shit in that water" again.

Fuckers are trying to redneckize ole P.C.

[Yeti]

I don't eat pig. Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.