View Full Version : You know you're old when...
QueenAdrock
07-20-2006, 09:49 PM
you're eating alphabet soup and don't even THINK about writing out dirty words with the letters, you just scarf it down so you can get back to watching CNN.
I have disgraced my inner child. :(
hardnox71
07-21-2006, 01:33 PM
When the songs you hear on those late night 'not sold in stores' CD commercials are songs that you actually remember. And they're being hawked as 'classics'.
Ouch.
hardnox71
07-21-2006, 01:38 PM
a little kid calls you Mister. That happened to me last year and completely fucked me up.
abcdefz
07-21-2006, 01:40 PM
You start doing the daily crossword regularly. (y)
cosmo105
07-21-2006, 01:42 PM
you start getting unsweetened products because the regular one is just too sweet.
hardnox71
07-21-2006, 01:42 PM
you look forward to next week's episode of 60 Minutes or 48 Hours. :o
hardnox71
07-21-2006, 01:46 PM
you buy cereal based on how it tastes instead of the toy that's inside the box.
abcdefz
07-21-2006, 01:47 PM
...even college-age kids look like children.
you buy cereal based on how it tastes instead of the toy that's inside the box.
they don't even put toys in boxes anymore. i'm only 22, but i remember back in the day when you could get toys in every box. these days, you're lucky to get a "send in 3 proofs of purchase and get a crappy thing" box.
burbboi
07-21-2006, 02:14 PM
..when 'grunge' is considered 'retro'
hardnox71
07-21-2006, 03:13 PM
they don't even put toys in boxes anymore. i'm only 22, but i remember back in the day when you could get toys in every box. these days, you're lucky to get a "send in 3 proofs of purchase and get a crappy thing" box.
As of right now, you're right. But when I was 22, 13 years ago, they still had toys in the boxes and I was buying according to taste.
But now everything is 'proof of purchase.' And you always need to buy about $60 worth of product to get enough 'proofs of purchase' in order to send away for something that retails for about $2.99.:rolleyes:
Parkey
07-21-2006, 04:34 PM
When you're playing a video game against the kid next door and you find yourself shouting "which one am i, which one am i?!" then dying before he has chance to answer... (n)
Caribou
07-21-2006, 04:54 PM
When you start buying your clothes at the same stores as your parents.
ericlee
07-21-2006, 08:15 PM
I find out that I'm only four years younger than cmute:(
Drederick Tatum
07-21-2006, 08:29 PM
when you worry about how your lawn is looking.
ericlee
07-21-2006, 08:31 PM
when you have to lift your sac to scratch your knee.
Pootytang
07-21-2006, 08:43 PM
a little kid calls you Mister. That happened to me last year and completely fucked me up.
What is really fucked up is when a young adult calls you mister. It has been happening to me alot lately. I'm so old that I fart dust.
fucktopgirl
07-21-2006, 09:08 PM
I'm so old that I fart dust.
hehehe fuck yea, got get a muffler replacement!
QueenAdrock
07-22-2006, 12:27 AM
Z104? Where do you live Faith?
Although that's probably fairly common.
milleson
07-22-2006, 06:40 AM
You have to have someone wake you up in order to catch the musical guests on late night television.
Knuckles
07-22-2006, 08:00 AM
you hunt down the loud house party in your neighborhood and threaten to call the cops.
damn, it wasn't that long ago I would of just gone over and joined the festivities... :(
I'm older than Knuckles and I'm gonna have the loudest party in the neighborhood tonight :D
Randetica
07-22-2006, 09:21 AM
rawk on
well i stopped eating sour candy..
QueenAdrock
07-24-2006, 02:23 AM
Oh, so it WAS the same Z104. I listened to it back in '96 when all that stuff came out, too. That station is now pretty much alternative rock after they figured out they don't make much money off of playing Timberlake 24/7. Weird.
Thundercracker
07-24-2006, 04:48 AM
when you start to wake up every day at 5 a.m. for no apparent reason.
Loppfessor
07-24-2006, 05:16 AM
I started to feel old when I stopped liking 90% of all new music
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