hi guys i just talked to sarky's wife cort on the phone

[afronaut]

i talked to sarky too, but thats not as exciting as talking to cort. hi 5 guys, cmon! we phone did it. :-x!

[paul jones]

i talked to sarky too, but thats not as exciting as talking to cort. hi 5 guys, cmon! we phone did it. :-x!
I'll have to do that too

yeah,Sarky...phone number now !

[afronaut]

oh and ps me and sarky are getting married :o!!

[paul jones]

oh and ps me and sarky are getting married :o!!
can I be a bridesmaid?

[Dorothy Wood]

omg, that was totally private! :mad:

[Auton]

damn it

[QueenAdrock]

omg, that was totally private! :mad:


lover's quarrel <3<3

[na§tee]

did i miss a board "let's all ring each other!" moment?
fuck man. i've been moaning about this for years. (n)
i want another.
[but in about 5/6/7 hours].
man. i want to PHONE PEOPLE. I AM EUROPEAN AND THEREFORE MORE INTERESTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dorothy Wood]

Just check the bathroom walls in the Chicago and surrounding areas.

nice one, qdrop. harrrrrrh.

auton, why damn it?

nastee, you called me once when I was in college and left a message.

maybe I'll give people my home phone number and you can leave messages again. I WON'T ANSWER THOUGH, BECAUSE I KEEP THE RINGER OFF. :cool:

[na§tee]

dee, i remember that. but what i'm gurny about is that i have been hollering to have a repeat of said activities for agggeees. i mean, i was a mere teenager back then! i'm a WOO-MAN now, a full grown woman.

we should have a part 2. stick around.. at work at the moment. well, actually i'm leaving right noooowww. but i need to travel home, make tea and have, like, a drink. i'm scared, you know. we should recruit more people. i have FREE INTERNATIONAL CALLS YES I DO. i can call everyone!

[Dorothy Wood]

well the part where I won't answer the phone makes it less scary me thinks.

[Qdrop]

MEGA gay....

[Dorothy Wood]

what's so gay about a fake message board engagement?! :mad:

[afronaut]

fake?:(

[Dorothy Wood]

no, it's real. shhhhh

[beastieangel01]

you people call each other all you want. I actually got to hang with backwoods yesterday (!)

I think that makes me more of a nerd though. This is board member #98450983543 I've met so far. Just about.

[Dorothy Wood]

holy wow! is he very attractive? what happened? did you guys do it? omg.

[beastieangel01]

haha. Just drinks, and mexican food to sober up (y) I didn't go to sleep until around 3:30am though. It kind of hurts, considering I woke up only 3 hours later to come in to work.

Although I'm probably going to feel awkward for sharing, since you asked, yeah he's easy on the eyes.

I need to do phone calls more though. One day, when I have reception in my house :mad:

[DIGI]

Damn, shit's bout to get fucknasty.(y)

[Bob]

too many of you jerks live in the same vicinity. nobody interesting lives in new england

[DIGI]

Livin in New England is like a mouth full of sores, and mouth full of sores ain't no fun.:(

[DipDipDive]

too many of you jerks live in the same vicinity. nobody interesting lives in new england

Ladies love self deprication, Bob. Keep up the good work.

[Bob]

Livin in New England is like a mouth full of sores, and mouth full of sores ain't no fun.:(


haha

it's not so bad really. i like it here honestly. the weather can be maddening, but otherwise it's pretty cool

[Bob]

Ladies love self deprication, Bob. Keep up the good work.

i wasn't deprecating myself, i was deprecating all of you

[beastieangel01]

I keep reading that word and I think of defecating instead :(

edit: yeah, like Bob said. He beat me to posting the word first. Oh well. Poop!

[DipDipDive]

e-hookups and e-friends rule. Fuck anybody who says otherwise.

[DIGI]

i was defecating myself


sorry, i had to.

Shit, too slow.

[DipDipDive]

i wasn't deprecating myself, i was deprecating all of you

Go play polo and admire the spruces, you fucking New Englander hippy douche.

[DIGI]

nicely done.

[DIGI]

Bob's mom water broke at a polo match and instead of driving to the hospital, she gave birth to him into her obnoxiously large sunhat.

[Bob]

if i weren't wearing my finest tweed coat, i'd have half a mind to bloody your noses!

[Dorothy Wood]

bloodied tweed, that's the name of my new rock band!

thanks bobbin.

[DIGI]

Start throwin dem leather padded 'bows, Bob.

[Bob]

i say!

*monocle pops out*

[DIGI]

You mustn't be so surprised, Bob. That's you're eigth monocle today!

[Bob]

You mustn't be so surprised, Bob. That's you're eigth monocle today!

i must remember to send manuel down to the monoclist for another set

[beastiegirrl101]

someone leave me a message. I need a good laugh...NO FARTING!

[beastieangel01]

I think it'd be fun to have people leave me farting in the phone messages. I'd rate them each on a scale of 1-10 and the winner would get a cookie.

[na§tee]

i'm here. let's do it. phone numbers!
[i would technically have to go offline to phone them since i'm still on shatty dial up but i can easily come back on]
bring it, bitchez.

[beastieangel01]

Claire, it'd be an honor if you tooted in to the phone for me.

:D

[na§tee]

omg! i think i might implode if you actually picked up though, for realz. can i leave a message or something? omg! i need guarantees! i am so so shy.
/is actually getting excited and jumping about.

[Bob]

does anyone want to leave me voicemails? i'm totally not picking up the phone because i hate the things, but i'll listen to your messages and never call you back

[beastiegirrl101]

does anyone want to leave me voicemails? i'm totally not picking up the phone because i hate the things, but i'll listen to your messages and never call you back


that's what I'm sayin....but I wouldnt know what to say. We need a standard message.

[beastieangel01]

I'll leave voice mails if one is left in exchange?

I'm at work though. Anyone who wants to do this though PM me and I'll probably drunk dial you later tonight (y)

[beastiegirrl101]

my phone is off while I am at work....so those of you who have my digits...go to town. I'll laugh at you later.

[na§tee]

digits; bring it.

omg c, i just left you a message. i didn't know you were positively at work though so i was all almost having a heartattack waiting for you to pick up or not. that's why i sound really breathless! i sound like such a fanny. my flatmate scott did a brilliant glaswegian accent from an irn-bru advert we have down here for you though. wooh. god. feels like i've done a marathon.

[na§tee]

nat, sarks; you gots 'em.
i do sound like such a fool though. i get so excited. you all have examples of pure glaswegian accents as acted by my flatmate scott though. he's the dude in lots of sureshots that has an "emo combover". yeah man, whatever!
i would give you my #s if i could guarantee the answermachine would work. in fact it should go straight to it cos i'm online. or you can have my mobile. whatevs. i'm coooool.

[Dorothy Wood]

yay! Ima listen to it again. yay!

[beastiegirrl101]

you say 'em' intead of um. <3

best message ever....yay Scott! I dont have to pay to listen to it...haha...omg, loves it. and scott is right I have no clue what you guys are talking about...;)

[steve-onpoint]

6 voicemails!?

[Bob]

well....

[na§tee]

haha.
man, i wish i had said something more eloquent to you guys now. i wanna do it again! but i gotta wait another 5/6 years to do it again, heh.
how curious you couldn't understand.. i trust that was the scott impressions [he did highland accents for nat cos he was showing off] and not my fine self ;)

[beastiegirrl101]

haha.
man, i wish i had said something more eloquent to you guys now. i wanna do it again! but i gotta wait another 5/6 years to do it again, heh.
how curious you couldn't understand.. i trust that was the scott impressions [he did highland accents for nat cos he was showing off] and not my fine self ;)

from what I understood he was talking about Cops and there was a lot of giggling and the TV was on...

[na§tee]

oh norcen, you should. i left cmute a message too. it's whoring claire's voice out day. my calls are free. all you have to do is state what country you are in, give yr number, guarantee non embarassing picking up and BAM!

[na§tee]

you all have such cool voices. it's so weird hearing american accents. you're all from movies.
your answer machine messages are so polite! here, you'd be lucky to get a "hey, it's x. i might call you back if i can be bothered, but i probably can't. have a super shit day!"

norcen, do you work there?
our flat is #1 at prank calls. omg. if i had a recording implement i so would.
my flatmate once called the army recruitment line.. on the adverts here it says "99.9% need not apply".. and she called saying "well, em, i'm sorta put off by the 99.9% need not apply [which is obviously to promote it as sort of an elite place to go and of course not real].. i mean, if that was the case surely only x people in britain would be allowed into the army? i have great credentials..." it was hilarious. i think you had to be there. she is an actress after all.

[na§tee]

aw, it dried up :(

thanks cmute! hey, what can i say? it's natural.

[na§tee]

imma go to bed soon (nearly 12.30 am and i have a hen night murder mystery tomorrow - my character is monica lewinsky, wooh!) so if there any last requests, i'll be happy to oblige. :).

[Auton]

auton, why damn it?

oh i was acting sad like you were getting married or something. i was being silly.