DRUNK THREAD!

[QueenAdrock]

okay so i never made one before, and here I am! 3 buttery nipples, 1 jager shot, 1 kamikaze, 3 whiskey shots, 1 beer later! WOO!

i AM teh lush! eITHER way, I totally verbally molested droppin' and now i'm slightly embarrassed. ONLY slightly. :o

Tonight was fun.(y)

[ggirlballa]

nice(y) i had 4 cups of water !!!!





woo!! thats right u heard right i said 4 cups of water:eek:


yea!!! i'm wasted!!!!!!!!!

[ericlee]

yeppers, 3 glasses of my hooch and I can't rememered what I'm typing but yeppers.

I'm fnuckinog drunk.

*makes note to self*

bakers yeast in mass quantities=poots in mass quantities

[The Notorious LOL]

I have never understood the spelling errors people make when drunk on the internet.


Like, how severe some of them are I would have to be half a shot away from a coma to fuck up to the extent where Im typing like "HAYESY GUYSZZ I AMME DRUNDKKDK! D:D!!".

[QueenAdrock]

not only that, it was a sex toy party tonight at my friends house! high five!

they have really innovative, interesting stuff. i told myself i wouldn't buy anything but then i was like. shit. that stuff is to o awesome to pass by!! my friend who hosted the party gets 10% of the profits, too.

[QueenAdrock]

i don't make spelling errors. just i type too fast and i'm not interested in pressing backspace to make them two words, most of the time.

or i press shift when i shouldn't. either way, i couldn't be arsed right now. cuz you know. drunk.

[The Notorious LOL]

I wasnt referring to you personally or anyone in this thread. But seriously, how many fucking times on this board is there some post where the person has so many fuckups in their typing it would have required them to pass out on the keyboard in the midst of typing. Like, the Q key getting hit when you mean to type N and shit.

[QueenAdrock]

rofelemayo!111

yeah, i getcha. i'm still anal when drunk, most of the time.

i'm so nerdy.

[ggirlballa]

not only that, it was a sex toy party tonight at my friends house! high five!

they have really innovative, interesting stuff. i told myself i wouldn't buy anything but then i was like. shit. that stuff is to o awesome to pass by!! my friend who hosted the party gets 10% of the profits, too.

damn remember the innocent days of tupperware parties! :eek:

[ericlee]

I just type wht's on my mind when drunk. The fact that I listen to music that's made for drunkedness/potedness somewhat carries me away and I don't really pay attention to my typing. I think i do agood job about it though.

[QueenAdrock]

I gotta edit out a lot what's on my mind when i'm drunk because a lot of it is inappropriate :(

[synch]

Hangover posts are nasty too.

You type very slowly and turn the brightness of your screen way down.

[befsquire]

dr deaf is in rare form right now.

he fell asleep in the chair on the porch with a half full beer. i asked if he wanted to go inside and he said "in a minute." so then he ends up spilling the beer and wakes up when he hears it hit the ground. his excuse? he was "hoodwinked." "baby, you know i was startled by a bunch of motherfuckers that came up on me." yeah. a whole bunch of motherfuckers came out of nowhere, climbed something to get to our second floor balcony, tipped the beer that was in his hand and then jumped to safety without me ever seeing them. those are some stealthy motherfuckers.

[synch]

It's not the drinking... it's the lying that really hurts... :(

[alexandra]

^ :)

[QueenAdrock]

I'm actually not too bad! I have a little hangover, my head's hurting. My tummy's fine, but my throat hurts! My throat always hurts after a night of drinking, because I get pretty loud and yelly when I'm drunk. I strained my vocal chords. Bleh.

I'm also up before twelve! :cool:

[like2_drink]

where was this thing last night when i needed it:p

i hadn't drank in like 3 weeks due to antibiotics and beeing away.

first time i switched back to liquor in months befor that

bit over a pint of rum had me goin(y)

[Lex Diamonds]

I hate drunk threads.

[QueenAdrock]

This thread came about around 3 AM, EST. I hadn't really drank since I went to Canada last month, so I think I overdrank. I forget that if I don't drink for a while, my resistance goes down. :o

[like2_drink]

^ it's wild how that happens eh

i'm back down to a pack of coldshots or a pint getting me drunk..i don't mind it cause it's so much cheaper on my wallet:D

[Lex Diamonds]

I had half a litre of vodka and 8 cans of beer last night. It's now 10pm and the hangover's still going strong. But fuck it, that's life.

[paul jones]

I wanna bum nastee

[Dr Deaf]

dr deaf is in rare form right now.

he fell asleep in the chair on the porch with a half full beer. i asked if he wanted to go inside and he said "in a minute." so then he ends up spilling the beer and wakes up when he hears it hit the ground. his excuse? he was "hoodwinked." "baby, you know i was startled by a bunch of motherfuckers that came up on me." yeah. a whole bunch of motherfuckers came out of nowhere, climbed something to get to our second floor balcony, tipped the beer that was in his hand and then jumped to safety without me ever seeing them. those are some stealthy motherfuckers.


it must have been related to that reoccuring dream i have about people scaling the wall and pilfering our plants and $5 chairs.

:o

[beastieangel01]

dr deaf is in rare form right now.

he fell asleep in the chair on the porch with a half full beer. i asked if he wanted to go inside and he said "in a minute." so then he ends up spilling the beer and wakes up when he hears it hit the ground. his excuse? he was "hoodwinked." "baby, you know i was startled by a bunch of motherfuckers that came up on me." yeah. a whole bunch of motherfuckers came out of nowhere, climbed something to get to our second floor balcony, tipped the beer that was in his hand and then jumped to safety without me ever seeing them. those are some stealthy motherfuckers.

haha! that's awesome.

[Thundercracker]

i had 2 shots of jack, 1 jameson, 3 finlandia, 1 sake and about 2 litres of heineken...

and the best part?
i didn't have to drive home! :D
it's important to have friends u can count on.. (y)