When's the last time you farted in public?

[kll]

Describe the scenario in detail.

[HOTWIFE]

Never thank God. Actually, I don't fart. Ever.

[jabumbo]

about 6 hours ago on the bus

[paul jones]

I can't remember

[ericlee]

My farts are excusable because I always say excuse me afterwards. Actually, I don't remember the last time I did though but for some reason, whenever I go c.d. shopping, I always have gas so, I end up letting it rip and people always walk into it.

Old fart story: I was about 10 and was in the back of the bus sitting with my friend and I let a VERY deadly sbv. My friend instantly started gagging and said it smelled like kielbasa. All of the sudden you could see the green vapor reach its way to the front of the bus because all of the people in the seats in front of us started pulling down the windows. It even made its way to the busdriver because you could see her facial expression in her big mirror.

[TurdBerglar]

i fart in public at least a dozen times a day

[ms.peachy]

In a memorable sort of way that anyone noticed? I think I told this story here when it happened, but it's funny, so I'll tell it again: about a year ago I was on the bus and I had to fart really badly, but I held it in. When I got off the bus, I let the other people who had gotten off at the same stop get a ways ahead and looked around quickly to see if anyone els was around. The coast was clear (it seemed) so I totally let it rip, a long low rumbler, and said out loud something like "oooohh YEAH, baby." And I hear someone laughing. So I look behind me and there's this dude practically pissing himself. I was like "Oh... sorry, I thought I was alone..." and he says "Hey, sometimes you just gotta!" and carries on laughing. I was a bit :o .

In other fart news: Yesterday I was in the elevator of my building and this guy got on and he was looking at my daughter in the pram and he said "Aren't you a gorgeous little girl!" And she gave him a big grin and let loose a huge, giant, super-wet-sounding pants explosion. That's my girl!

[ggirlballa]

In a memorable sort of way that anyone noticed? I think I told this story here when it happened, but it's funny, so I'll tell it again: about a year ago I was on the bus and I had to fart really badly, but I held it in. When I got off the bus, I let the other people who had gotten off at the same stop get a ways ahead and looked around quickly to see if anyone els was around. The coast was clear (it seemed) so I totally let it rip, a long low rumbler, and said out loud something like "oooohh YEAH, baby." And I hear someone laughing. So I look behind me and there's this dude practically pissing himself. I was like "Oh... sorry, I thought I was alone..." and he says "Hey, sometimes you just gotta!" and carries on laughing. I was a bit :o .

In other fart news: Yesterday I was in the elevator of my building and this guy got on and he was looking at my daughter in the pram and he said "Aren't you a gorgeous little girl!" And she gave him a big grin and let loose a huge, giant, super-wet-sounding pants explosion. That's my girl!

hahaha that was hilarious

aww your babies first laugh now the public fart she seems very cute:D

[Loppfessor]

This morning at PT....when my buddy was holding my feet I kept letting em loose during sit-ups

[mikizee]

Me and the missus went to a wine region south of Adelaide, called McLaren Vale on the weekend. (Good wines). Anyhoo there's this little store that is in a couple of disused train carriages as a novelty, called the almond train. (they sell gourmet almonds). Me and her were the only customers in there and I really needed to fart, so instead of walking 2.5 metres to go outside I let it go there, taking a gamble that it wouldn't smell. Boy, was I wrong. It stunk out the whole damn train. And since me and the missus were the only customers in there (besides staff) it was pretty obvious who it was. The gf got pretty mad and we ran out of there.

I laughed myself silly for a good hour after.

[Praying Mantis]

usually quite afew times a day, hopefully, i'm in an elevator so all can share. Walking down the hallway...on another co-workers chair. Really fun when I have had good dinners.

[ScarySquirrel]

I usually make it a point not to let 'em rip in public. But, if I have to, the store I find most appropriate in gas relief is Best Buy, for some reason. Usually down some unoccupied aisle where nobody will notice... but I try to at least keep them silent anyway if at all possible.

Unless you count farting in public along with actually using public restrooms. 'Cause in there, I just kind of consider it a free for all. If I gotta go, I'm letting loose, that's what the bathrooms are for, man.

[beastieangel01]

it happens so often that I forget what the last time was. I think I was in the store with my girlfriend and I said "I need to toot," let it out, and kept browsing.

She says my farts smell like rotten broccoli.

This story is so incredibly attractive, I'm sure.

[marsdaddy]

Describe the scenario in detail.You first.

[kll]

You first.
I never answer my own questions - you should know this by now.

[beastiegirrl101]

I never answer my own questions - you should know this by now.

and why does a classy lady like you want people to answer a question such as this. You should know by now, we dont fart, or #2.

Pfff.

[kll]

Pfff.


That's a fart in public if I've ever seen one...


pfff back at ya...

[Rock]

I leave crop dusters all the time when out.

My favorite is at grocery stores. As I am in the middle of an aisle and i feel one coming, i look behind me to make sure there is someone entering the aisle and let it out slowly so it isn't one of those satisfying loud rippers. Then I make my way to the end of my aisle and turn and count to how many seconds I think it will take for the person behind me to walk into my funk and then I smile.

Or when I go to the mall. thats another great one. I try and time it right so that i can let it out in between the two sets of doors. and let it get trapped in there. Good times, good times.

As far as letting out rippers, I only do that when I'm out drinking with my friends (not co-workers). Like a couple of weeks ago, I was out and felt one coming and I knew it would be a 6.7 on the rectum scale. I asked my friend's sister to pull my finger, and BAM! The perfect sounding fart. That night I think I must have asked about 4 different people to pull my finger. And for some reason..none of them stank.

Farting in public is fine with me. As long as I am doing the farting.

[enree erzweglle]

I'm amazed at how many people Do That while they're exercising and they appear to be shameless about it. I was at one end of my gym for 60 minutes yesterday morning and could detect that That was happening for most of that time and it was coming from somewhere on the left side of the room. After I finished with that one machine, I moved to another one--one up-stink--and 20 minutes into using that one, I realized that it was the guy next to me who was to blame. He was grossly stinky, a repeat performer, and up close, those performances were audible.

[beastiegirrl101]

^speaking of working out...people fart in yoga ALL THE TIME, I guess because they are so relaxed.

[jabumbo]

i like to let out the slow multiple part ones when i am walking somewhere so that if someone is following me they get a stream of stink, not just a quick in and out wall

[QueenAdrock]

I was listening to my headphones on the plane. I was just thinking "Yo, Diana. It's cool. No one can hear it, the music's too loud." I was pretty drugged up at the time to control my anxiety, so I wasn't thinking right. So I went with it, and the guy next to me gave me a funny look. And then I started to laugh when I realized what I'd done. Then the guy gave me another funny look. I then decided to shut up.

[HOTWIFE]

you people disgust me

[Tzar]

I usually make it a point not to let 'em rip in public. But, if I have to, the store I find most appropriate in gas relief is Best Buy, for some reason. Usually down some unoccupied aisle where nobody will notice... but I try to at least keep them silent anyway if at all possible.

Unless you count farting in public along with actually using public restrooms. 'Cause in there, I just kind of consider it a free for all. If I gotta go, I'm letting loose, that's what the bathrooms are for, man.
this is what i do too (y) but i try not to fart unless it's virtually on it's way out.

[P of R]

I find this thread very amusing.

[B_Mackin']

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