"Ahoy-hoy"

[Axl Z]

"Could you show me where i might find the Burns-O's"

[Dr Deaf]

haha.

burns: "i ventured in for some milk, when the door slammed shut behind me"
shop keep: "yeah those dairy coolers are death traps"

[The Notorious LOL]

"I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?"

[Bob]

"hahahahahaha...he butchered that cat like a hog! hahahaha...LIKE A HOG!"

[The Notorious LOL]

"My name is Mister.....Snrub....yes, that'll do!"

[Bob]

i like the way ssnnrub thinks!

[hitmonlee]

look smithers, gabbo is coming!

[jackrock]

Are they saying boo? or boo-urns?

[QueenAdrock]

...I was saying boo-urns


"Mmm...hmm...what? How dare you disturb me during nap time!"
"Mr. Burns, we're from the Nuclear Regulatory Commission. This is a surprise test of worker competence."
"There must be some mistake. We, er, we make cookies here: Mr. Burns' Olde-Fashioned Good-Time Extra-Chewy --"
"Get the axe."

[The Notorious LOL]

I'm looking for something in an attack dog. One who likes the sweet gamey tang of human flesh. Hmmm, why here's the fellow ... Wiry, fast, firm, proud buttocks. Reminds me of me.

[hitmonlee]

ree... sy... kling?

[The Notorious LOL]

cat-sup.....ketch-up......cat-sup.....ketch-up

[blahblah4898]

Help! The goggles do nothing!

[The Notorious LOL]

thats not burns, douchebag. way to fuck up the whole thread.

[blahblah4898]

this is me totally not caring

besides i wasn't really paying attention to the theme, i was just bored

[Loppfessor]

“Cap Hanson! Hornus Wagner! Mordecai “Three Finger” Brown!...”

……

“Then find me some good players, some living players!”

[GuzzO]

Whot?

[Axl Z]

"excellent"



(lame quote i know!) :p

[Echewta]

Family, religion, friends.. these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

[Bob]

i haven't felt this good since my last bowling!