my right arm hurts

[zorra_chiflada]

look at this fucking slice of gold thread right here.

yeah, my right arm hurts. from mouse usage.

[b i o n i c]

i speet on zees thred. *pah-tooey*

[kleptomaniac]

my right hip was hurting earlier today but it feels better now :)

[zorra_chiflada]

i'm gonna give this one five stars

[TAL]

Hi Susan. You made a thread with letters and words. Some sentences too.

(y)

[GetYourWarOn]

yeah i'll say it. best thread ever.

[b i o n i c]

it would be a more exciting thread if your left arm hurt. youd get at least 15 heart attack posts and a few awkward lefty masterbation stories.

[zorra_chiflada]

welp, someone had to do it. that someone is me

[TurdBerglar]

i ran out of facial cleanser so now my face is coated in a thin layer of coagulated sebum that smells like frying butter

[zorra_chiflada]

i ran out of facial cleanser so now my face is coated in a thin layer of coagulated sebum that smells like frying butter

you should make a business out of it. get rich. you can be like a face gunk tycoon.

[TurdBerglar]

i prefer to call it face goo

[zorra_chiflada]

wow, just thinking about it is giving me that pukey feeling, like in the back of my throat.

[DipDipDive]

zorra, you should go take a look at my thread entitled SHIT. and get a load of how fashionable an arm injury can be.

[TurdBerglar]

when i've been out riding and sweating it mixes with the salt and tastes like popcorn

[b i o n i c]

make some kettle popcorn and put your face in the pot as it simmers, pop in a dvd and let the heat melt it away before you enjoy your nice natural snack

[TurdBerglar]

i bet that would really clear my pores out(y)

[b i o n i c]

it would at least taste more like popcorn the 2nd time out

[paul jones]

I bet Shakespere used to get arm cramp with that constant dipping his feather in the ink pot

[zorra_chiflada]

hah

[b i o n i c]

what a perv, that shakepere

[paul jones]

what a perv, that shakepere
yeah. I bet he wished he was alive today.He'd be so rich he'd probably spend all the time on a big yacht surrounded by bikini clad wenches

[b i o n i c]

he'd still be dipping his feather all day long i bet

[jabumbo]

zorra's arm really hurts because i injured my arm and needed some assistance

[TurdBerglar]

hahahaha

[b i o n i c]

zorra just got kicked in the pants

[zorra_chiflada]

stop soiling everythink bumbo

[TurdBerglar]

yeah direct it towards her face. not everywhere else

[jabumbo]

stop soiling everythink bumbo


how am i soiling anything?

[b i o n i c]

because zorra got kicked in the pants so hard you shat yourself

[ericlee]

my right arm hurts when it should be my left. Don't they make left handed meeces? I've never seen one. It's a righty communist plot I tell ya.

[drizl]

se·bum ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sbm)
n.
The semifluid secretion of the sebaceous glands, consisting chiefly of fat, keratin, and cellular material





shit thats fucking gross

mutherfucker goddamnit

[TurdBerglar]

and everyone is covered in it in some degree!

[Yeti]

zorra's arm hurts and your worried about semen on your face.

[TurdBerglar]

i'll put semen on your face, fucker!


oh wait. no i won't

[Yeti]

i'll put semen on your face, fucker!


oh wait. no i won't

Are you Lance?

[b i o n i c]

i think turds got a crusty popcorn sebum hole or two

[TurdBerglar]

stop talking about my lance