I was forced to smell my boss's poo.

[Pres Zount]

Forced.


He didn't flush OR wash his hands, he left a big dreadnaught in the bowl and it stank like a dirty toilet. He also smiled and said "howya goin smokin' joe" to me as he fled.

This should also be the "Welcome back Pres" thread that you guys were going to start.

So, what's been happening?

[Loppfessor]

That's pretty sick dude...

[avignon]

I'd quit.

PS please don't tell me you work with food.

[GuzzO]

Do you need a medical assitance?

[Pres Zount]

I work at a "hardware" store.

It may have been hard wares, it may not have been.

[Thundercracker]

was that before or after your co-workers gave you a swirly and a wedgy and took your lunch money?

[Pres Zount]

It was before I killed again and after I cleaned up your parents.

[Loppfessor]

It was before I killed again and after I cleaned up your parents.


Is it cus he sold you some pubes??

[GuzzO]

You must call your syndicate...
It's against the human rights...
The ONU must be informed to!