View Full Version : I bought a pack of delicious winstons
The Notorious LOL
07-27-2006, 12:45 PM
but I havent smoked one. I sure want to though, but i dont think i will.
:mad:
beastiegirrl101
07-27-2006, 12:49 PM
my 28 year old friend Mike died last August because they found a spot on his lung. Then he kept fainting at shows...he was in a band. He smoked Winstons.
Don't smoke them.
Notorious, you may want to look at the My New Neighbor thread.
Someone kept making me rollups the other night and now i have a fucking awful cough.
Golden virginia, innit?
ericlee
07-27-2006, 12:57 PM
if you get to the point where you need an electrolarynx, can you please record youself saying, "Long live Gorf, I am the Gorfian Empire" and send it to me?
The Notorious LOL
07-27-2006, 01:01 PM
my 28 year old friend Mike died last August because they found a spot on his lung. Then he kept fainting at shows...he was in a band. He smoked Winstons.
Don't smoke them.
he died because of the spot on his lung, or is that just coincedence?
the pack is just chillin in my pocket. Im getting Zyban tomorrow because this gum shit is getting old.
g-mile7
07-27-2006, 01:05 PM
I have never smoked a cigrette(this is true), and hopefully never will. Never saw the value of them really, but thats just an outsiders perspective obviosuly.
skra75
07-27-2006, 01:05 PM
but I havent smoked one. I sure want to though, but i dont think i will.
:mad:
Did you read "My friend Leonard" by James Frey? He does this with a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20, he keeps it for the whole book as a test of willpower.
But then, he probably made it up.
Randetica
07-27-2006, 01:09 PM
I have never smoked a cigrette(this is true), and hopefully never will. Never saw the value of them really, but thats just an outsiders perspective obviosuly.
same here
Extra Cheese
07-27-2006, 01:10 PM
winstons
g-mile7
07-27-2006, 01:11 PM
same here
*gives Randetica dap*
ericlee
07-27-2006, 01:11 PM
I have never smoked a cigrette(this is true), and hopefully never will. Never saw the value of them really, but thats just an outsiders perspective obviosuly.
because they make people look cool and fortunatly, you already look cool without them.
I'm jealous. *lights up Virginia Slim 120*:mad:
beastiegirrl101
07-27-2006, 01:12 PM
he died because of the spot on his lung, or is that just coincedence?
the pack is just chillin in my pocket. Im getting Zyban tomorrow because this gum shit is getting old.
the spot on his lung was due to the fact that he smoked a lot, because he was so young the cancer was really aggressive and spread, he died 3 months after they found the spot.
I am sure DDD wants you around for a while.
beastieangel01
07-27-2006, 01:17 PM
will power ! hang in there.
I never was a regular smoker. I've had maybe four cigs ever in my life, and always when drinking. It's nice to have an oral fixation though sometimes. That's the only thing that gets me about them. Especially if you had too much to drink but still want something, and they are right there. Meh.
mickill
07-27-2006, 01:21 PM
You should smoke them. Think of all those delicious tobacco fumes filling your mouth like a Vietnamese transvestite prostitute grinding your face on a hot night in a hostel in Thanh Binh. Allow the velvet neurotoxins to gently soak into your tongue like the sex juices from the thighs of a menstruating stripper at a back alley strip club in Ho Chi Minh City called The Papaya Cave. Suck on that sweet butt like a European stock broker away on business in Hanoi at his absolute loneliest. Do what feels good to you. Live. Smoke.
The Notorious LOL
07-27-2006, 01:22 PM
:mad:
g-mile7
07-27-2006, 01:25 PM
You should smoke them. Think of all those delicious tobacco fumes filling your mouth like a Vietnamese transvestite prostitute grinding your face on a hot night in a hostel in Thanh Binh. Allow the velvet neurotoxins to gently soak into your tongue like the sex juices from the thighs of a menstruating stripper at a back alley strip club in Ho Chi Minh City called The Papaya Cave. Suck on that sweet butt like a European stock broker away on business in Hanoi at his absolute loneliest. Do what feels good to you. Live. Smoke.
Fucking nasty :(
g-mile7
07-27-2006, 01:26 PM
because they make people look cool and fortunatly, you already look cool without them.
I'm jealous. *lights up Virginia Slim 120*:mad:
You've seen the pictures :)
The Notorious LOL
07-27-2006, 01:54 PM
Im still debating smoking one of these bitches.
Don't do it. You have been successful for at least a week.
The Notorious LOL
07-27-2006, 01:58 PM
three, actually.
g-mile7
07-27-2006, 01:58 PM
three, actually.
Keep it up.
Even better--don't do it.
mickill
07-27-2006, 02:01 PM
Do it, man.
Let that slender little harlot ejaculate sweet lovesmoke down your throat.
JimmyTheScumbag
07-27-2006, 02:19 PM
Allow the velvet neurotoxins to gently soak into your tongue like the sex juices from the thighs of a menstruating stripper at a back alley strip club in Ho Chi Minh City called The Papaya Cave.
YAY! New signature.
hardnox71
07-27-2006, 02:25 PM
You should smoke them. Think of all those delicious tobacco fumes filling your mouth like a Vietnamese transvestite prostitute grinding your face on a hot night in a hostel in Thanh Binh. Allow the velvet neurotoxins to gently soak into your tongue like the sex juices from the thighs of a menstruating stripper at a back alley strip club in Ho Chi Minh City called The Papaya Cave. Suck on that sweet butt like a European stock broker away on business in Hanoi at his absolute loneliest. Do what feels good to you. Live. Smoke.
Best-post-ever nominee.
I started smoking about '96, maybe '97. I started pretty late by all accounts (I was about 25). I used to just smoke on the weekends when I went out drinking with friends and when I got home, the pack would sit on my dresser all week until I went out again. Then little by little I started have one here and one there. Something would happen and 'OMG, I'm stressing!! I need a square.' All kinds of excuses. Next thing I know, I smoking all the time. I've never been heavy though. At my worst I might do half a pack a day.
The Notorious LOL
07-27-2006, 02:36 PM
whenever people ask me to borrow a square I say "I dont got any squares...just these round things"
mickill
07-27-2006, 02:36 PM
I'm being serious as a heart attack here.
mickill
07-27-2006, 02:37 PM
Smoke that little white pygmy phallus as though it were dispensing the nectar of life, like Hercules suckling from the golden teat of Alcmene. You have the nipple of immortality in your hands, man. Smoke. Suckle. Be merry.
g-mile7
07-27-2006, 02:38 PM
Smoke that little white pygmy phallus as though it were dispensing the nectar of life, like Hercules suckling from the golden teat of Alcmene. You have the nipple of immortality in your hands, man. Smoke. Suckle. Be merry.
HAHAHHA
The Notorious LOL
07-27-2006, 03:46 PM
took four drags, tasted like crap...put it out, gave away the pack.
Bad idea I suppose, but Im not gonna beat myself up over it. If anything its a reminder of why I quit but it could have just as easily backfired on me.
ericlee
07-27-2006, 03:47 PM
whenever people ask me to borrow a square I say "I dont got any squares...just these round things"
Start calling them cylinders.
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