gay stuff

[Dorothy Wood]

so, yesterday, my boss, who is gay, was talking about Market Days (street market in boys town with plants/veggies/crafts) coming up. and I had just dismantled the Gay Games display from the window the day before. and he says to me and my coworker, "did you girls ever think your lives would be this gay?" and we said, "ha ha, no", and my coworker started talking about how she gets invited to lesbian parties too (since our manager is a lesbian). because the gays love parties and themes and events.

it's all very fun though, there's always something to do. I haven't yet participated in any gay events, but I wish I could've at least seen cindi lauper at the gay games closing ceremonies. :(

anyway, hanging around homos is fun.

[Yeti]

anyway, hanging around homos is fun.

I would get tired of hearing about Judy Garland all the time.

[Dorothy Wood]

yeah, they don't really talk about judy garland.

[Yeti]

I was being a sarcastic joker. I bet they do talk about Cher all the time.

[beastiegirrl101]

you so work at GayMart

[skra75]

hanging around this message board is a gay event, every fucking time.

[Dorothy Wood]

I was being a sarcastic joker. I bet they do talk about Cher all the time.

well, actually the manager does. she loves cher. and karaoke.

[Yeti]

I just move to Texas and went out for a beer. I went in a bar down the road called The Spot. After taking two steps in, I realized it was a gay bar. But what the heck I thought-- I really want a drink.
When the gay waiter approached, he said to the me-- "What's the name of your penis?"

I said--- "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."

The gay waiter said-- "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called 'Nike,' for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his 'Snickers,' because 'It really Satisfies."

I looked dumbfounded so the bartender told me he will give him a second to think it over. I asked the guy sitting to my left, who was sipping on a beer, "Hey, what's the name of your penis?"

The man looked back and said with a smile, "TIMEX."

I asked--Why Timex?"

The fella proudly replied, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"

A little shaken, I turned to the guy on my right, who was drinking a fruity Margarita and asked, "So, what do you call your penis?"

The man turned to me and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is Job 1.' " Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"

Even more shaken, I had to think for a moment to come up with a name for my penis. Finally, I turned to the bartender and said-- "The name of my penis is 'Secret.' Now give me my beer."

The bartender poured me a beer, but with a puzzled look asked, "Why secret?"

I said, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"

[Documad]

I was being a sarcastic joker. I bet they do talk about Cher all the time.
ha ha.

No Cher but some Madonna.

[The Notorious LOL]

I prefer my homosexuals to act like humans but just prefer the company of men.


flamers annoy the fucking shit out of me.

[beastieangel01]

I remember going to a strange (stranger that is) gay mans house for a valentine's day party. Best party I've been to, ever.

I also had some alcohol, some malt beverage that is only sold in the south apparently. It tasted like grape sode and got me really buzzed. I wish I could remember the name. I want it again.

[Yeti]

I remember going to a strange (stranger that is) gay mans house for a valentine's day party. Best party I've been to, ever.

I also had some alcohol, some malt beverage that is only sold in the south apparently. It tasted like grape sode and got me really buzzed. I wish I could remember the name. I want it again.

This sounds like a scene from a David Lynch film.

[SobaViolence]

"Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"

aces

lmao(y)

[Waus]

This friend of a friend, I've never actually met him - was eating lunch at one of the dorms with some people.

He starts telling this story to them really really loudly, something like -

"So here I am balls-deep in this guy, and I go to give him the courtesy reacharound and he's got a hard-on! I said - 'What are you - gay!?!'"

Everyone in the room stares at him.

[hardnox71]

you so work at GayMart
For some reason they have alot of South Park shit in that store. I bought a bunch of South Park shot glasses there about six or seven years ago.

I always thought the name of the bar across the street was fucking disgusting: The Manhole. :eek:

[JimmyTheScumbag]

Remember the gay Simpsons epsisode with John Waters & the camp toy store?

I'm absubloutley convinced they got that from Uncle Fun on Belmont & Southport.

The owner has the mustache & the whole bit.

[beastieangel01]

p.s. I just wanted to mention that there was an actual sotre named GayMart here in San Diego. They went out of business, though.

[Pootytang]

You could hang around w/ Lance Bass of Insync. He came out the closet yesterday or the day before.

[bigblu89]

I have about 10-15 female friends.

Every female friend I have is either married or a lesbian.

And only 2 of them are married.

[hardnox71]

Remember the gay Simpsons epsisode with John Waters & the camp toy store?

I'm absubloutley convinced they got that from Uncle Fun on Belmont & Southport.

The owner has the mustache & the whole bit.
I LOVE UNCLE FUN!!!! I'm like a little kid when I go into that place. Everything is so much fun. I remember I bought a beer can there that shocks the living shit out of you when you pick it up off the table. :D Good times at work until I almost got fired 'cause my boss got pissed. This was about eight years ago. I also bought a lighter that does the same thing.

Uncle Fun. Good stuff. (y)

[Dorothy Wood]

For some reason they have alot of South Park shit in that store. I bought a bunch of South Park shot glasses there about six or seven years ago.

I always thought the name of the bar across the street was fucking disgusting: The Manhole. :eek:


it's not called the manhole anymore, now it's called Hydrate. it's all fancy and stuff.

and, no, I don't work at GayMart. hmph!

[Bob]

what are the gay games?

[hardnox71]

what are the gay games?
The Gay Olympics. There just had them here in Chicago for the last, like, eight or nine days. Supposedly it is a really big deal but to be honest, I've never even heard of the Gay Games until about a month and half ago and I think I wouldn't have heard of them then if they weren't being held here.

[Dorothy Wood]

This friend of a friend, I've never actually met him - was eating lunch at one of the dorms with some people.

He starts telling this story to them really really loudly, something like -

"So here I am balls-deep in this guy, and I go to give him the courtesy reacharound and he's got a hard-on! I said - 'What are you - gay!?!'"

Everyone in the room stares at him.

oh! my friends and I used to tell this sort of joke in college, cordo and I have recently tried to bring it back. although when you're a girl, you have to say,

"okay okay, I'm going to tell this joke, but you have to imagine I'm a boy, okay? I'm a boy, I'm a boy....so uh, the other day, I'm fuckin this guy in the ass, he reaches around and grabs my balls and I say, 'what're you a fag?!'"

and then people are like, "huh?" and you have to say, "I'm a boy, remember!" and then it's confusing and double funny, if people are good sports.

[skra75]

"So here I am balls-deep in this guy, and I go to give him the courtesy reacharound and he's got a hard-on! I said - 'What are you - gay!?!'"

LOL "balls-deep"

[JimmyTheScumbag]

I LOVE UNCLE FUN!!!! I'm like a little kid when I go into that place. Everything is so much fun. I remember I bought a beer can there that shocks the living shit out of you when you pick it up off that table. :D Good times at work until I almost got fired 'cause by boss pissed. This was about eight years ago. I also bought a lighter that does the same thing.

Uncle Fun. Good stuff. (y)

You know how I know your gay? Because you shop at Uncle Fun.
We used to get baked and go into that joint all the time. The shock lighter is also highly recommended.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by hardnox71
The Gay Olympics. There just had them here in Chicago for the last, like, eight or nine days. It is a really big deal to me personally because I've competed every year since 1998. I was so excited that they were held in Chicago, because it's not a far power walk from my home-o!

Probably what you really meant to write.

[hardnox71]

You know how I know your gay? Because you shop at Uncle Fun.
Are you fucking with me or do I have to start with you, too?

[JimmyTheScumbag]

*shocks hardnox

[hardnox71]

Probably what you really meant to write.
Good to know you alive and well, adam. Although I am pretty pissed that you just outed me, but, Oh Well. Whaddya gonna do?

Howya been?

[hardnox71]

*shocks hardnox
OUCH!!

GOTDAMMIT, JIMMY!!

[Bob]

guys, cool it with the gay!

[hardnox71]

guys, cool it with the gay!
But it's a gay thread.

[Yeti]

But it's a gay thread.
Ha, it reminds me of the homo room that Howard Stern takes guests into on his show. One of the most hysterical was when he took William Shatner down in the homo room and Shatner played along. Funny stuff I say.