butts!

[The Notorious LOL]

(y) ;)

[beastiegirrl101]

so you smoked the whole pack?

[The Notorious LOL]

so you smoked the whole pack?



:confused:


I was talking about butts, like the parts of our bodies we sit upon.



butts! ;)(y)

[Waus]

I was hanging out with this guy, playing hackysack. These girls come sit behind him and joke around "Nice view from down here!" (they were sitting on a curb)

He looks behind him and says -

"What if I didn't have a butt? I would have been really offended by that."

[ericlee]

I had a neighbor with the last name of Butts.

Her pops name was Henry. If they would have named him Harry, I could imagine his parents had premeditated hate for him.

[SobaViolence]

my friend's dad's name is Neil.


last name?


Downs.





i didn't get it until high school.
LOL.

[enree erzweglle]

Yesterday, I saw a woman who had two butts. She had the normal butt. And then she had another one forming above the normal one. The second butt happened because her low-riding and very, very tight jeans gathered a whole bunch of low-waistline fat together and creased it, and that created [the illusion of] that second butt. Thanks to her very, tight and very, very short top, you could see that second butt easily and it was sweaty and gross but also mesmerizing.

[DipDipDive]

Yesterday, I saw a woman who had two butts. She had the normal butt. And then she had another one forming above the normal one. The second butt happened because her low-riding and very, very tight jeans gathered a whole bunch of low-waistline fat together and creased it, and that created [the illusion of] that second butt. Thanks to her very, tight and very, very short top, you could see that second butt easily and it was sweaty and gross but also mesmerizing.

MUFFIN TOPS!!!

[HOTWIFE]

Yesterday, I saw a woman who had two butts. She had the normal butt. And then she had another one forming above the normal one. The second butt happened because her low-riding and very, very tight jeans gathered a whole bunch of low-waistline fat together and creased it, and that created [the illusion of] that second butt. Thanks to her very, tight and very, very short top, you could see that second butt easily and it was sweaty and gross but also mesmerizing.
Lord do I hate when girls do this. They wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small for what?! So they can say they're 2 sizes smaller than what they really are? Cuz they're crazy if they think it looks good. One day I'm going to tell one of them how I feel about this. One day.

[enree erzweglle]

MUFFIN TOPS!!!It was more than that or rather, it was different. The muffin tops thing, I've seen. That's sort of a general spilling over of fat at the waist because the low-riders are too low and tight. This was something else altogether.

I was in line behind her at the grocery store and when she was in the lane I'd watch people approach her, see it, and then see it again. :)

[drizl]

I had a neighbor with the last name of Butts.

Her pops name was Henry. If they would have named him Harry, I could imagine his parents had premeditated hate for him.


theres a realestate agent around here whose name is sheila butt. a few years back we stole all her name signs and hung them all on my old apartment wall. there was like 30 of them or something outrageous like that. made for a good wall. everyone wondered who the fuck was sheila butt.



ghet-to boot-A!!! YEAAYYAAAAAA!

[The Notorious LOL]

theres a real estate agent where I grew up named Dick Weenas.

[HEIRESS]

client came in today by the name of L. Faggetter

no lies!