PDA

View Full Version : I just saw a Hummer commercial...


QueenAdrock
07-30-2006, 08:54 PM
Where it had this mom go out and buy an H3 and it said "Get your girl on."

When the fuck did driving vehicles originally created for military purposes suddenly change to being "GIRLY"? I fucking hate these marketing pricks. (n)

like2_drink
07-30-2006, 08:57 PM
yeah one of them made me really dizzy:mad:

GetYourWarOn
07-30-2006, 08:58 PM
it would be a little more realistic if they showed some dead iraqi children in these ads.

like2_drink
07-30-2006, 08:59 PM
because so many of them are girly'n it up in H3's eh;)

ggirlballa
07-30-2006, 09:00 PM
it would be a little more realistic if they showed some dead iraqi children in these ads.

and most of florida underwater

Documad
07-30-2006, 09:01 PM
What I don't understand is their dealerships. They build this crazy road that looks like a sine wave made of large rocks and they strategically park Hummers on it -- apparently to show you how you can drive your Hummer up a rocky cliff. Where exactly am I going to encounter that kind of terrain in Minnesota? And why will I want to drive up it?

GetYourWarOn
07-30-2006, 09:02 PM
I fucking hate these marketing pricks. (n)


ugh. they're the worst. especially the ones who are like 22/23 and fresh out of college with their marketing degrees. they're all gung-ho about making a career for themselves in the world of advertising, comepletely oblivious to the fact that the rest of the world hates them...or maybe that was just my ex-gf? hmmm

ggirlballa
07-30-2006, 09:02 PM
because so many of them are girly'n it up in H3's eh;)


almost evertime i see a hummer a woman is driving it.

i think its a soccer mom car

once i was in Beverly Hills (i went there to see how big & pretty the houses were yes thats wack i know but it was a slow weekend) and i saw a mom driving her hummer while her daughter was on the sidewalk riding her bike & she was following her kid with her hummer.....wtf?:confused:

skra75
07-30-2006, 09:03 PM
yeah, the H3's a mess. the hummer began as an rather interesting utilitarian vehicle, not that I"d buy one, but I'm a big nerd about shit like that bc of my job.

like2_drink
07-30-2006, 09:06 PM
you definetly stumbled upon the pedophile of beverly hills, you know this, right?

ggirlballa
07-30-2006, 09:08 PM
you definetly stumbled upon the pedophile of beverly hills, you know this, right?


hahaha no it looked like her mom but hhmmm u never know:confused: :eek:

paul jones
07-30-2006, 09:27 PM
I just hate car commercials full stop.

Why do they always show the car on a mountain going around bendy roads with no other cars in sight?

like2_drink
07-30-2006, 09:29 PM
because it's a fuckin Xterra man!

jennyb
07-30-2006, 09:31 PM
Where it had this mom go out and buy an H3 and it said "Get your girl on."

Holy shit! I saw this one earlier today to. I was highly perplexed. :confused: Then I read the title of this thread and was like 'could it be?' Sho nuff! God I fuckin hate these things, they're all over LA.

paul jones
07-30-2006, 09:37 PM
are they called Hummers cos they Hum ?

like2_drink
07-30-2006, 09:40 PM
because of what you get if you drive one;)

SobaViolence
07-30-2006, 09:49 PM
Where it had this mom go out and buy an H3 and it said "Get your girl on."

When the fuck did driving vehicles originally created for military purposes suddenly change to being "GIRLY"? I fucking hate these marketing pricks. (n)

isn't it empowering that now females too can contribute to environmental degradation of the planet and needlessly show off their insecurities?


yay feminism!

ggirlballa
07-30-2006, 09:56 PM
God I fuckin hate these things, they're all over LA.

word


also how come in the commercials they always show the car driving without a driver!:eek:

like2_drink
07-30-2006, 09:58 PM
^ again, feminists

QueenAdrock
07-30-2006, 10:59 PM
isn't it empowering that now females too can contribute to environmental degradation of the planet and needlessly show off their insecurities?


yay feminism!

Ha, seriously. Plus, all the kids at school will respect your son if you drop him off at school in one of those. It just seems like they were preying on mothers' worries in THAT one. Want your kid to be accepted his first day of school? Well, you can do your part by buying a cool car! :rolleyes:

ericlee
07-30-2006, 11:03 PM
What I don't understand is their dealerships. They build this crazy road that looks like a sine wave made of large rocks and they strategically park Hummers on it -- apparently to show you how you can drive your Hummer up a rocky cliff. Where exactly am I going to encounter that kind of terrain in Minnesota? And why will I want to drive up it?

that's so true. It seems like people who buy hummers are the ones who never use it for it's purpose. Actually, they can't even handle off road. I've seen footage of one that was on a trail and it hit a rock that wasn't even big and the hummer was cruising slow and it broke the axel. Hummers are just a big massive gas guzzeling waste of space.

I've got an 04 Jeep Wrangler Sport. It's got a 4.0 6cyl which is good on gas and I do use it off road. I go hiking, camping and fishing in spots where normal cars can't go and I can guarentee that Hummers can't even go the places I go.

kaiser soze
07-30-2006, 11:19 PM
a dad just killed his kid with his hummer...accidentally

like2_drink
07-30-2006, 11:36 PM
^ like in the news?

or more of a " every 30 seconds a boy is killed by his dad running him over with his hummer "

jackrock
07-30-2006, 11:50 PM
I saw the one with the man. He's at the grocery store checkout, placeing his items on the belt. But he realizes that he bought lots of vegetables and fruit, but hardly any meat! So, to restore his manhood he rushes over the the hummer dealership and buys a hummer. whew!

btw Californians, your governer owns 8. "Help the environment" my ass!

jennyb
07-30-2006, 11:56 PM
btw Californians, your governer owns 8. "Help the environment" my ass!

pfff... yeah I know. My office is in this obnoxious neighborhood called Brentwood. I HATE THIS PLACE. Ok, sorry had to vent. ANyhoo, the 1st time I saw a hummer was one Arnold was driving down the street right by me. What a dork. Also, in that neighborhood are so many soccer moms that drive SUV's and sit at the Starbuck's all day while I'm working my ass off. They're just sipping coffee, going to the gym, picking up the kids and shit all in their SUV's. GRRRRR... yeah I have issues with them and their fake tits. Ooops, did I say that out loud? :o

Loppfessor
07-31-2006, 01:34 AM
it would be a little more realistic if they showed some dead iraqi children in these ads.


That's the stupidest shit I've read in months....for starters the miltary doesn't even use H3s

GuzzO
07-31-2006, 01:40 AM
I think this kind of commercials work only in Texas...
ahahahahahahah!!!!

Hey George...:cool: