View Full Version : CONTEST!
avignon
07-31-2006, 04:48 AM
Who has recieved the DIRTIEST pm? You can paraphrase it or copy/paste it. Telling who sent it is optional.
Lex Diamonds
07-31-2006, 05:00 AM
Your stuff is gold, A+!
Not dirty but it gave me an ego-boner.
avignon
07-31-2006, 05:07 AM
Bet I can guess who sent that.
Lex Diamonds
07-31-2006, 05:07 AM
Go on.
avignon
07-31-2006, 05:09 AM
Ummmm....
QDrop!
Lex Diamonds
07-31-2006, 05:11 AM
Wow you got it! Me and Q secretly love each other and are constantly sending each other complimenting PMs.
avignon
07-31-2006, 05:13 AM
Well, duh. It's so obvious! Those little fake quips you make to each other on the board just to throw everyone off, it's so transparent.
Damn. I've deleted all my dirty pm's. By deleted I mean printed and papered the walls around my bed with them.
tracky
07-31-2006, 05:15 AM
Someone send me a dirty PM, stat
Planetary
07-31-2006, 05:17 AM
I'm gonna heat up this thread with a blast from the spice weasel. BAM!
this isnt very interesting or relevant to what you're looking for, but it made me laugh because it was over a debate about wether pro evo is better than fifa or not.
Dude, I really don't care whether one is better than the other,- you gotta to work with what you got, if you understand me
What pissed me off was you editing my words. Leave my words alone, they're mine and only I may fuck with them. Please don't do it again (I'm asking nicely).
tracky
07-31-2006, 05:17 AM
cock
fanny
dripping cunt
mud guck ick gross mold poopy hairy dregs barf and snot!
Not quite what I had in mind
Arrived within like 3 seconds of each other tho, so giving points for speed :D
avignon
07-31-2006, 05:19 AM
mine's dirtier!
Lex Diamonds
07-31-2006, 05:20 AM
Yeah but mine's sexier. (y)
avignon
07-31-2006, 05:23 AM
For your eyes only, baby.
Love you.
I can't show the picture though but if I did, I'd win hands down.
avignon
07-31-2006, 05:25 AM
I'm gonna heat up this thread with a blast from the spice weasel. BAM!
this isnt very interesting or relevant to what you're looking for, but it made me laugh because it was over a debate about wether pro evo is better than fifa or not.
That's kinda harsh and scary.
Planetary
07-31-2006, 05:28 AM
it just made me laugh, really. mainly the '(im asking nicely)' part.
i guess he just really loves fifa :confused:
GuzzO
07-31-2006, 06:02 AM
I bet this dude is a bipolar kid.
Loppfessor
07-31-2006, 06:03 AM
Meh I only have one "dirty" PM but it would be too much work to remove the names and picture....
B4BY 4NN
07-31-2006, 07:03 AM
When the boards were green, I think PJ sent me a message asking if my vagina avatar was actually my vagina.
tracky
07-31-2006, 07:30 AM
and was it?
B4BY 4NN
07-31-2006, 07:30 AM
and was it?
no.
tracky
07-31-2006, 07:31 AM
how disappointing
can you send me a picture of your vagina just so I can be sure?
monkey
07-31-2006, 07:33 AM
I have herpes by my mouth.
the scribe of the above message should raise his/her hand.
beastieangel01
07-31-2006, 10:23 AM
I erase all of mine usually. I don't think I've ever received a dirty message.
If anyone does now due to this post, I'll stab you in the jugular.
'Hello. I saw that you like humpin.' Well I'm a horny stud and I can show you how its done. PM me if you're interested.'
Pres Zount
07-31-2006, 04:18 PM
I only get idiotic ones.
zippo
07-31-2006, 08:12 PM
i love when the pm thingy pops up, who doesnt love when the pm thingy pops up!
avignon
07-31-2006, 10:24 PM
Oh come on! I KNOW many of you have some really dirty pm's to share (because I sent them).
TurdBerglar
07-31-2006, 10:25 PM
does a recording of a female boardmember masturbating count?
avignon
07-31-2006, 10:27 PM
Depends. Who is it?
kaiser soze
07-31-2006, 10:27 PM
how does this work?
I drop my computer in a mud puddle and try to send a pm with it?
avignon
07-31-2006, 10:28 PM
how does this work?
I drop my computer in a mud puddle and try to send a pm with it?
Good one! (y)
TurdBerglar
07-31-2006, 10:29 PM
Depends. Who is it?
someone that shall remain faceless
monkey
07-31-2006, 10:30 PM
someone that shall remain faceless
you dont have to show their face. just their name.
TurdBerglar
07-31-2006, 10:31 PM
HINT HINT HINT
avignon
07-31-2006, 10:31 PM
someone that shall remain faceless
How did you know she was a female then?
TurdBerglar
07-31-2006, 10:32 PM
it wasn't actually a pm
avignon
07-31-2006, 10:34 PM
HINT HINT HINT
It was Pauli! :eek:
monkey
07-31-2006, 10:35 PM
It was Pauli! :eek:
i have no face?
avignon
07-31-2006, 10:38 PM
i have no face?
You have a beautiful face, but I assume that Turd would have stripped it off of you with a rusty scalpel and worn it for a mask. So it wasn't you?
monkey
07-31-2006, 10:39 PM
unfortunately, no. ive yet to have my sex tape passed around.
DroppinScience
07-31-2006, 10:40 PM
This was sent more than a year back...
You're so cute...
I want to bite you. :o
Yeah, someone actually sent me that. :eek:
avignon
07-31-2006, 10:41 PM
So it was someone who has never posted a picture of her face on the board then?
DroppinScience
07-31-2006, 10:42 PM
Ooops. Nevermind, nothing to see here. Sorry, avignon. :o
avignon
07-31-2006, 10:43 PM
This was sent more than a year back...
Yeah, someone actually sent me that. :eek:
This has that weird Punch Drunk Love feel to it. I'm guessing Rosie Cotton sent it.
avignon
07-31-2006, 10:44 PM
Actually, she's posted her pics. But she was more in the background. And she's mysteriously disappeared (without a trace) since last year, too.
I was still guessing who sent Turd's dirty pm.
DroppinScience
07-31-2006, 10:45 PM
This has that weird Punch Drunk Love feel to it. I'm guessing Rosie Cotton sent it.
Pretty good guess, but nope. Wasn't her.
avignon
07-31-2006, 10:46 PM
Lindsay
DroppinScience
07-31-2006, 10:55 PM
Lindsay
It's nobody terribly obvious or "famous." She hasn't posted in over a year, but it's possible you may still remember her. She posted a bit during the first half of 2005. Another hint is she had an animated Conan O'Brien avatar, too.
It's nobody terribly obvious or "famous." She hasn't posted in over a year, but it's possible you may still remember her. She posted a bit during the first half of 2005. Another hint is she had an animated Conan O'Brien avatar, too.
Oops.
Well, I know who this is.
DroppinScience
07-31-2006, 11:00 PM
If anyone would know, it's you, TAL! ;)
zippo
07-31-2006, 11:07 PM
oh tal ;)
ggirlballa
07-31-2006, 11:20 PM
i think i would win if i posted wut kleptomaniac sent me
her saga of dirty stories always seems to surprise me everytime(y)
avignon
07-31-2006, 11:55 PM
go for it
ggirlballa
07-31-2006, 11:59 PM
go for it
i can't cuz i deleted it:o
but theres a link to her blog about it on Chicka's sig part 1 is dity & all of them are silly stupid stories but pretty funny
and there was this thread called the "Naked Mike D" thread
oh i still remember the day it was deleted & went WTF?!:mad:
QueenAdrock
08-01-2006, 12:04 AM
If anyone would know, it's you, TAL! ;)
WRONG. I know.
She wanted to, but I did. Who's laughing now. It's me. Ha. Hahaha. :cool:
jackrock
08-01-2006, 01:50 AM
I got one from Freebaser a while back, I think he was coming on to me.
Loppfessor
08-01-2006, 02:34 AM
does a recording of a female boardmember masturbating count?
No, only males......No wait! What???....I gotta go
Wow, she wrote this just for me!
YOU FUCKER! I'M IN LOVE WITH HER
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