Somebody help me!!!

[hardnox71]

They say the first step is admitting you have a problem, right?

Well, OK. I've got a problem.

I've eaten two pints of Ben & Jerry's and one pint of Haagen-Dazs today already.

And it's not even noon yet.

I just can't fucking stop. I'm not trying to be funny. I'm serious. I can't stop eating this shit. As soon as I finish one I run out and get another one. And this shit ain't cheap.

[beastiegirrl101]

carmex puts broken pieces of glass and plastic in their chapstick so you get addicted...not sure how that works. :confused:

Somone posted a website about people atticted to chapstick before...


B&J is bad news...espicially in this weather. My advice, dont have it in the house and you wont eat it.

[B4BY 4NN]

Uh-oh...

Just wait until you discover their new, bottled shakes.


I hate ice cream, but oh they're paradise!

[Echewta]

Do you really want your stomach to look like mine? Put down the ice cream.

[abcdefz]

"Joel...! Just... get off the babysitter!"

[enree erzweglle]

There's a Ben & Jerry's about a block from my house and I bought a scoop of some sort of oatmeal cookie flavored ice cream for a friend who loves ice cream AND cookies and I tasted that stuff and it felt like I was eating cold & lumpy brown sugar.

I'm not a big ice cream person and stuff like that is probably why. Ice cream could sit in my fridge for eons and I wouldn't look twice. Shortbread cookies, on the other hand, and I'd maybe be making a similar post. I just don't buy them.

[like2_drink]

Just wait until you discover their new, bottled shakes.


do tell


kal, you know of those 900lbs people that can't get out of their beds?



how do you think they started out?..put the spoon down:cool:

[hardnox71]

Uh-oh...

Just wait until you discover their new, bottled shakes.

I just did!!!! Yesterday!!! I bought two of them. Chocolate Fudge Brownie, which was pretty fucking nasty. And really thick. It was like trying to drink an actual chocolate fudge brownie. And I had the Cherry Garcia shake along with my Cherry Garcia ice cream.:D

[wanton wench]

mmmmmmmmmmmm cherry garcia is my favorite.
damn you! now ima have to go buy some.


have you ever tried caramel sutra???

[hardnox71]

1. Somone posted a website about people atticted to chapstick before...

2. B&J is bad news...espicially in this weather. My advice, dont have it in the house and you wont eat it.
1. I've heard of this before. (Hey, if you get addicted to Chap-Stick, does that make you a chaphead?):D :D :D

2. You can't be serious? The shit never makes it to my house.

[hardnox71]

mmmmmmmmmmmm cherry garcia is my favorite.
damn you! now ima have to go buy some.


have you ever tried caramel sutra???
No, not yet. I've seen it but I always skip because I'm not big on caramel. Black and Tan is pretty good. I've also been eating alot of Haagen-Dazs raspberry sorbet and banana split flavors. Had banana split this morning for breakfast.

[zippo]

carmex puts broken pieces of glass and plastic in their chapstick so you get addicted...not sure how that works. :confused:

Somone posted a website about people atticted to chapstick before...

HAHAHA this is real funny to me because i remember in elementary school we got chapsticks banned from the school cuz we would bring them in and use them so much during class, and i was one of the ones to blame, we even would get them taken away by teachers HAHA! they were like litle devils in our hands to them

[hardnox71]

I didn't think dudes binged on sweet stuff.
Men and women eat the exact same shit but just for different reasons. A woman will eat three pints of ice cream in two hours because her boyfriend just broke up with her. I'll eat three pints of ice cream in two hours just because I like how the shit tastes.

[adam_f]

This reminds me of the time when I only ate mad cow.

[hardnox71]

I've had upset cow a couple of times and I had irritated cow once while driving through Texas but I've never had tried the mad cow.

How does it taste?

[TurdBerglar]

tastes like rabies but spicier

[hardnox71]

Mmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmm!!!!

Now that sounds like some good eatin'!