Waus
07-31-2006, 01:36 PM
This idiot that's through the wall behind me at work spends all day calling places about various home projects. I swear. I started bringing headphones to work just to drown him out.
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Rick Dander here - just checking up on the status of my lawnmower! The last time I called you you were still sharpening the blades and...
Rick Dander here! I was wondering how much you charged for your coffee tables here. Yes? Is that with lacquer?
Rick Dander from the office, I was just calling about your linoleum installation procedure. Does that come with insurance for the individual tiles, or if they crack do I have to replace them from my own budget?
Hi there! Rick Dander, I saw that you had an ad in the paper for a chest-of-drawers and...oh really? Well yes, I am a bit of a handyman, but I'd really...
(etc.)
My introduction into office life made Dilbert less funny.
<name changed to protect the stupid>
Rick Dander here - just checking up on the status of my lawnmower! The last time I called you you were still sharpening the blades and...
Rick Dander here! I was wondering how much you charged for your coffee tables here. Yes? Is that with lacquer?
Rick Dander from the office, I was just calling about your linoleum installation procedure. Does that come with insurance for the individual tiles, or if they crack do I have to replace them from my own budget?
Hi there! Rick Dander, I saw that you had an ad in the paper for a chest-of-drawers and...oh really? Well yes, I am a bit of a handyman, but I'd really...
(etc.)
My introduction into office life made Dilbert less funny.