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adam_f
08-01-2006, 01:13 PM
It was in the middle of the road. I slowed down. It didn't move. I did.

It was assisted suicide.
Qdrop
08-01-2006, 01:17 PM
nah, that's just manslaughter....

you'll get 5-10 years max.


i'd call Beth if i were you....
TurdBerglar
08-01-2006, 01:18 PM
we caught a chipmunk once(not really. it was just stuck in a box). we put it in a hamster ball. it died after we forgot about it. it baked in the greenhouse like hamster ball.
Bob
08-01-2006, 01:18 PM
the dumb thing has no survival instinct, you can only feel so sorry for it
adam_f
08-01-2006, 01:20 PM
I'm hoping the family tries to gun me down because a chipmunk with a gun would be so adorable.
Qdrop
08-01-2006, 01:26 PM
ALVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINN!!!!
adam_f
08-01-2006, 01:29 PM
Who were the other two?
burbboi
08-01-2006, 01:36 PM
SIIIIIIMOOOOON....THEOOOODOOOOORE!
adam_f
08-01-2006, 01:37 PM
Oh, those fags.
SobaViolence
08-01-2006, 04:42 PM
Dave: the ultimate child chipmunk molester
Dorothy Wood
08-01-2006, 04:44 PM
I HATE THIS THREAD :mad:
like2_drink
08-01-2006, 04:50 PM
WALK AWAY DOROTHY!

did you even feel the slightest bump after hitting it?
abcdefz
08-01-2006, 04:52 PM
It was in the middle of the road. I slowed down. It didn't move. I did.

It was assisted suicide.



...that was probably the chipmunk you blinded in one eye the week before.

Did he leave a note?
kaiser soze
08-01-2006, 08:07 PM
maybe it had SARS
QueenAdrock
08-01-2006, 09:12 PM
I hit a bird a few weeks ago when I was driving. Smacked right into my windshield and rolled over my roof. Motherfucker just flew right into it though. :(

Oh yeah, I also hit a bunny once when it was dark and foggy out and I saw something jump out in front of me and I tried to swerve just as he decided to turn around and hop back, the same way I was swerving. I hate when it's that awkward which-way-is-it-going thing, and they're thinking the same thing and then you end up killing it. I felt really awful. (n)
adam_f
08-02-2006, 07:55 AM
I drove past the chipmunk this morning. Looks like it had a hysterectomy.
abcdefz
08-02-2006, 08:17 AM
I've only ran over one animal in my life. Churned me guts, it did.
Loppfessor
08-02-2006, 08:18 AM
http://smokinshirts.com/product_info.php?cPath=38&products_id=300

That shirt says it all