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Echewta
08-02-2006, 01:03 PM
:confused:
hardnox71
08-02-2006, 01:07 PM
So are you saying that Jesus is your pimp?
abcdefz
08-02-2006, 01:16 PM
He's been reading The Da Vinci Code on Mugwump jizzum again.
Lex Diamonds
08-02-2006, 01:22 PM
So are you saying that Jesus is your pimp?
Now there's an idea for a T-shirt!
GetYourWarOn
08-02-2006, 01:44 PM
i know its still early, but i'm gonna go ahead and call this thread of the day.
alexandra
08-02-2006, 01:48 PM
i know it's time for me to go to beastie general when people start talking about jesus...
b i o n i c
08-02-2006, 01:49 PM
jesus knows judo, be nice.
wrongwayandugg
08-02-2006, 01:52 PM
jesus knows judo, be nice.
:eek:

who be feeding you this stuff?

:confused:
b i o n i c
08-02-2006, 01:56 PM
a bush burst into flames on my way in to work and told me. it may just be the heat
Bob
08-02-2006, 01:59 PM
ain't nobody gettin' in between me and my love for jesus

*snaps angrily*
kaiser soze
08-02-2006, 02:02 PM
jesus is dope
Lex Diamonds
08-02-2006, 02:06 PM
http://prodtn.cafepress.com/3/20086853_F_tn.jpg
wrongwayandugg
08-02-2006, 02:23 PM
jesus is dope

the dope you don't want to smoke.
Echewta
08-02-2006, 02:27 PM
I just read Pauli's thread this way at first. Thats all. Not making fun of what people believe in though I know I'm right and everyone else is wrong.
b i o n i c
08-02-2006, 02:31 PM
jesus hates it when god drinks
kaiser soze
08-02-2006, 02:32 PM
no, your wrong

I will dominate you with my poodle of love-death
wrongwayandugg
08-02-2006, 02:33 PM
jesus hates it when god drinks

the burning bush again??
beastieangel01
08-02-2006, 02:51 PM
I danced on a pole once for Jesus
b i o n i c
08-02-2006, 02:55 PM
jesus is a good tipper. gold coins in your thong are a little awkward, no?
kaiser soze
08-02-2006, 02:55 PM
jesus likes bazookas
wrongwayandugg
08-02-2006, 03:04 PM
hold the fuck up, yall. we are discussing ray allen's character in he got game, are we not? da spike lee joint.
fucktopgirl
08-02-2006, 03:12 PM
Jesus like to snort cocain on mother theresa ass, up there in paradise!
wrongwayandugg
08-02-2006, 03:13 PM
Jesus like to snort cocain on mother theresa ass, up there in paradise!

i take it we are talking about ray allen's character then. good. he's christlike.
fucktopgirl
08-02-2006, 03:19 PM
is ray alllen is an alias for jesus the fuck christ?
kaiser soze
08-02-2006, 03:27 PM
is ray alllen is an alias for jesus the fuck christ?

yeah!

whatever she said!
Whatitis
08-02-2006, 03:35 PM
Jesus works for me. I give him a check every two weeks.
kaiser soze
08-02-2006, 03:50 PM
he's cheap
Whatitis
08-02-2006, 05:06 PM
$10.00/hour and he works his ass off.
steve-onpoint
08-02-2006, 05:17 PM
Wipe the cold out my eye. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf3SSV13DXk&NR)
SobaViolence
08-02-2006, 05:19 PM
i like jesus.

it's those Peter and Paul bastards i got beef wif...