The Ass Thread

[Lex Diamonds]

The old one is gone so I thought I'd do the board a service and make a new one.

Post your butts, ladies! Unless you're.... scared?

[b i o n i c]

alexandra! show us your perfect globes of buttockery

[alexandra]

HAHAHAHHA SUCKERS :D

[na§tee]

how about the boys?
boys have asses too, ya know.

[wrongwayandugg]

alexandra! show us your perfect globes of buttockery

yeah. now. :p

[alexandra]

oh the effort

[Lex Diamonds]

This thread isn't just for Alexandra, every single female on the board needs to post a picture of their behind within 30 days or face a permanent ban.

[wrongwayandugg]

i'll post one.

[g-mile7]

Should be good to see if your thread works Pads.....times on the board are at an all time high in terms of rudeness':D

[Lex Diamonds]

i'll post one.
Back it up back it up!!!

[b i o n i c]

jesus is waiting, wrongway

[zorra_chiflada]

hahahhahaha

[TurdBerglar]

i bet you got a bit nervous

[zorra_chiflada]

i bet you got a bit nervous

i was actually expecting it. i'm disappointed in you.

[milleson]

^HAHAHA!

[QueenAdrock]

This is the worst ass thread ever. There isn't one damn butt in here. :mad:

And no, I'm not posting my booty up.

[zorra_chiflada]

yeah sanitary pads, you are the suck.

[Lex Diamonds]

:(

[Randetica]

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid210/pebed0c4e95e7dfa39e24b6d22935b021/edb242ab.jpg

i knew i didnt take it for nothing

the picture not its butt :mad:

[miss soul fire]

Happy??

http://www.lewiston.k12.id.us/staff/sbranting/burro.jpg

[b i o n i c]

damn you;re HOT!

[QueenAdrock]

I love your ass, Roby. (y)

[SobaViolence]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/SobaViolence/Picture201.jpg
good form
firm bum

[HEIRESS]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/HEIRESS/druuunnkkk.jpg

[yeah_whatever]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/SobaViolence/Picture201.jpg
good form
firm bum



yes sir! i agree!

[drizl]

hey!

[zorra_chiflada]

i bet padster is proud of this thread.

[HEIRESS]

GINGER McGINGERBREADERSON IS MY FRIEND!

[Waus]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/SobaViolence/Picture201.jpg


"Oh Iiiiii'm a lumberjack and I'm okaaayyy"

[Lex Diamonds]

i bet padster is proud of this thread.
Leave me alone! :(

(_(_)

[befsquire]

this thread should be stickied.

[kaiser soze]

GINGER McGINGERBREADERSON IS MY FRIEND!

thank you for liking ginger

[laurie_hammy]

Yet to see an Ass in this thread. I think myne was better even if it did have some bad asses on it, least it had asses :p

[Lex Diamonds]

Hey, it aint my fault all these bitchez is frigid.

Pimpin aint easy y'know.

[zorra_chiflada]

haha frigid. that's so grade 7.

[Lex Diamonds]

haha frigid. that's so grade 7.
Stop deriding my Ass Thread. As if the abject failure isn't punishment enough for my wicked chauvinist ways. :(

[zorra_chiflada]

totally

[laurie_hammy]

Ok enough talking. Lets make this ass thread a good one, starting with Zorra (!)

[Lex Diamonds]

Nah, zorra's too scared. She hasn't got the BALLS.

Not that I want to see balls.

[zorra_chiflada]

no. my ass is so good it would make the internet die. truth

[TAL]

The chat survived though.

[Randetica]

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid211/p14016209bbc5fbf04fd7494a772a1258/eda47c3c.jpg


now wank to my pampers ass or die tryin'!

[Lex Diamonds]

I'D HIT IT!!!!

[Randetica]

you better! :D

[Lex Diamonds]

BAM!
*hits it*

[Randetica]

ahhh uhhhh

hey!


that wasnt worth my armache :mad:

[Lex Diamonds]

It was worth mine. ;)

[Randetica]

LOL (y)or(n)or(y)or(n)

not sure yet

[Lex Diamonds]

Oi shutup you pussy'ole!

[Randetica]

lol (y)

[TimDoolan]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060810/capt.491a665a909944198db7668c90385e1d.hollywood_co nversation_cadb102.jpg?x=274&y=345&sig=rw.zJnwTj4.bvz2_GY9lxg--

[Lex Diamonds]

Hot stuff! I'd give him one! Or two! LOL!!!

[HOTWIFE]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060810/capt.491a665a909944198db7668c90385e1d.hollywood_co nversation_cadb102.jpg?x=274&y=345&sig=rw.zJnwTj4.bvz2_GY9lxg--
ahahaha

[TurdBerglar]

this thread disappoints me severely


we only have one good ass in this thread. those grey pants are nice

[Randetica]

mercy.

[zorra_chiflada]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/suzy_h/21-07-06_1413.jpg

lol

[Randetica]

hhhhoooaawwwttz (y)

[TAL]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y167/TAL73/butt.jpg

[Randetica]

ass profile (y)

[milleson]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y23/milleson/100_0958-1.jpg

[TurdBerglar]

ask and i shall receive

[Lex Diamonds]

This is more like it! I never knew zorra was packin' heat like that. Back it up baby! Let's see some more of that fine applebottom! Hoo wee!

[/dickhead]

[P of R]

(y) This thread is turning alright.

[Dorothy Wood]

http://www.nuh.com.sg/healthinfo/images/dscf1473.jpg

[TurdBerglar]

This is more like it! I never knew zorra was packin' heat like that. Back it up baby! Let's see some more of that fine applebottom! Hoo wee!

[/dickhead]


before you know it she'll be posting pics piss drunk making out with one of her girlfriends

[zorra_chiflada]

This is more like it! I never knew zorra was packin' heat like that. Back it up baby! Let's see some more of that fine applebottom! Hoo wee!

[/dickhead]

:(

[milleson]

At least you got noticed.

[zorra_chiflada]

At least you got noticed.

yours is way better anyway (y)

[Chicka B]

With that big round butt of yours, I'd like to butter your muffin. I'm not bluffin, serve you on a platter like thanksgivin stuffin...stuffin boyee! To zorra.

When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung! To milleson.

That's a compliment. :p

[TAL]

Hey! What about me?

[Chicka B]

Hey! What about me?

I couldn't think of any more butt lyrics. :o But you know your ass is fine, so fine it deserves to be on this page too!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y167/TAL73/butt.jpg

Nice! :D

[g-mile7]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/suzy_h/21-07-06_1413.jpg

lol
Oh my!;) no need 2 lack confidence!

[mikizee]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/suzy_h/21-07-06_1413.jpg

lol


i would like to squeeze it.

[laurie_hammy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/suzy_h/21-07-06_1413.jpg

lol

NICE

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah, who knew zorra had back? Not me, I'll tell you that. Schwing! (y)

[zorra_chiflada]

do i type like someone who has a flat ass?

[Lex Diamonds]

No but you seem to hate all the other girls who post pictures of their nice asses. I figured it was jealousy.

[sjp]

[QUOTE=zorra_chiflada]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/suzy_h/21-07-06_1413.jpg


indeed that is quite nice

[SobaViolence]

Zorra's hot.
i called it!

you're all on notice.

[Lex Diamonds]

More ass!

[ggirlballa]

zorra tiene tremendo culo!:cool: (y)

[zorra_chiflada]

muchos gracias

[ggirlballa]

de nada

[Waus]

Milleson...that is a fantasmic ass.

You're hired.

[drizl]

zorras got booty. you need to make a booty shake gif

[Bitchamachacha]

I was hoping for some boy-thong action in here.

I'm highly disappointed.

[drizl]

if i had a thong, id sport it for you

[Waus]

I was hoping for some boy-thong action in here.

I'm highly disappointed.

PM me.



























j/k

[cosmo105]

do i type like someone who has a flat ass?
:(

[Auton]

http://www.richardbarclay.com/traveldiary/photos/extras/tumbleweed_parachilna.jpg

[HEIRESS]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/HEIRESS/bizzum.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/HEIRESS/bizzum2.jpg

[zorra_chiflada]

:(

butt i love your beeehind area! :o

haha
butt

[g-mile7]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/HEIRESS/bizzum.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/HEIRESS/bizzum2.jpg
I could palm that. And Zorra has always been the 1 of the foxiest here. I've always said this.

[zorra_chiflada]

i don't remember

[g-mile7]

i don't remember
I have...espically when U went through Ur blonde/Red lipstick pics I know I commented that it was hot.

[Auton]

creepy mc creeperson

[g-mile7]

dont' act leik u dont think so (n) id ride that shit till the cows come home

[zorra_chiflada]

haha, that's auton right?

[Auton]

just that last one, yeah

[g-mile7]

just that last one, yeah
eat $nackz and $hit on dat azz!

[drizl]

lol

[P of R]

Less talk, more arse.

[miss soul fire]

Only for a few days.:eek:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/sopadeletrinhas/bunda1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/sopadeletrinhas/bunda2.jpg

[P of R]

(y) (y)

[Waus]

:eek:

[Slimboy Fat]

Now that is a piece of ASS.(y)

[Lex Diamonds]

There's some phat asses in this thread.

HOO WEE

You ladies are teh sex. (y)

[mikizee]

dammit, i missed it!!!! show it again!!!!!!

[mickill]

http://www.sandiegojack.com/imglib/smack/man_butt.jpg

[Lex Diamonds]

Baby got back! (y)

I never knew you were so hot Mike! :eek:

[Bob]

Milleson...that is a fantasmic ass.

You're hired.

welcome to assco

[milleson]

Yay!

[zorra_chiflada]

milleson, i wanna slap your ass and drink beer and watch the game.

[TurdBerglar]

and i wanna see that

[befsquire]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/befsquire/bobbyjeans1.jpghttp://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/befsquire/7jeans2.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/befsquire/bobbyjeans2.jpghttp://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/befsquire/7jeans1.jpg

[spacemac9000]

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid211/p14016209bbc5fbf04fd7494a772a1258/eda47c3c.jpg


now wank to my pampers ass or die tryin'!



YOU DONT HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE!

:eek:

[Lex Diamonds]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/befsquire/bobbyjeans1.jpghttp://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/befsquire/7jeans2.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/befsquire/bobbyjeans2.jpghttp://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/befsquire/7jeans1.jpg
I like your jeans. (y)

MORE ASS!

[befsquire]

i gotta say, those jeans are badass. they were the last pair, and they happened to be my size. but they were over $300. and i wasn't going to try them on, but i had to know what $300 jeans felt like. then i loved them. i was gonna leave them in the dressing room, but decided to put them on hold and told the girl that i just didn't know if i was ready to spend over $300 on jeans. she said "oh, they're on sale. they're $155." all of a sudden, that sounded reasonable. sold!

hurts like a motherfucker when you pull them out of the dryer though.

[bigblu89]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/HEIRESS/bizzum.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/HEIRESS/bizzum2.jpg

Nice booty.

I like how you got the thumb marks on your back.

That's always a plus(y) .

[Helvete]

Yeah, because that's not creepy at all.

[Lex Diamonds]

Hey, this is an Ass Thread on an internet message board. How you goin' to NOT be creepy?

"LOOKS LIKE HEIRESS LIKES TAKING IT FROM BEHIND. YUP."

[bigblu89]

How do you compliment someone's ass without it sounding creepy?

[Lex Diamonds]

^ Yeah thaswhamsayin.

[icy manipulator]

easiest thing to do is just say FUCK OFF YOU ALIAS CUNT RASH YA

[skra75]

How do you compliment someone's ass without it sounding creepy?

?? huh? what did I miss. I was staring at Heiress's booty.

[Helvete]

How do you compliment someone's ass without it sounding creepy?
By not making it sound sexual and by not being married and with a kid!

[skra75]

ok, less arguing, more booty. please. why the hatin?

[Lex Diamonds]

More ass plz.

[zorra_chiflada]

LOL

[bigblu89]

By not making it sound sexual and by not being married and with a kid!

I call them thumb marks. I don't think they have an official name, so that's what I call them.

It's not like I said "That's where I'd put my thumbs if I were banging you from behind."

Mainly because I prefer putting my hands on a girls thighs when I'm banging them from behind.

[Lex Diamonds]

More ass plz.
*ahem*

[paul jones]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/HEIRESS/bizzum.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/HEIRESS/bizzum2.jpg
That's a beauty!(y)

[Planetary]

That's a beauty!(y)

crickey!

[SandyLove]

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k7/sunsun_05/31.jpg

I thought i'd be a good sport!

[zorra_chiflada]

i'm drunk and think this is a good idea

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/suzy_h/09-10-06_1112.jpg

[icy manipulator]

i see a vpl :eek:

[zorra_chiflada]

sorry. :( i hate gstrings though, they are satan's creation

[Freebasser]

Zorra's becoming such a hypocritical slag :(

[icy manipulator]

go commando and edit that photo then

[zorra_chiflada]

i hate myself for so many reasons

[Mot]

i'm drunk and think this is a good idea

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/suzy_h/09-10-06_1112.jpg

good god...

[b i o n i c]

damn zorra **sizzzzzzzle**

[TurdBerglar]

christ all mighty zorra


i bet when you sit next to people on the bus your ass spills over into their seat forcing them to scrunch up against the window(y)

[Lex Diamonds]

christ all mighty zorra


i bet when you sit next to people on the bus your ass spills over into their seat forcing them to scrunch up against the window(y)
Aw, shucks. You sure know how to make a girl feel wanted.



ps
Does anyone in the real world actually say "aw shucks" anymore?

[beastiegirrl101]

let me just say...that I love that Zorra has posted in this thread.

[TurdBerglar]

POSTED TWICE EVEN

[b-grrrlie]

i'm drunk and think this is a good idea

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/suzy_h/09-10-06_1112.jpg
Damn, woman!

[beastiegirrl101]

POSTED TWICE EVEN

my ass isnt even in here!

[TurdBerglar]

well get to it

[beastiegirrl101]

well get to it

I'll work on that for you this weekend Turd.

[TurdBerglar]

make it extra slutty

[beastiegirrl101]

make it extra slutty

like with some muffin top?

[TurdBerglar]

i said slutty not hoochiesque

[beastiegirrl101]

i said slutty not hoochiesque

explain the difference between a slut and a hoochie then.


um, does having a tramp stamp count?

[TurdBerglar]

tramp stamp is more towards the slutty side and a slut would be too proud to show her muffin top

[SandyLove]

Nice butt Zorra!

[zorra_chiflada]

let me just say...that I love that Zorra has posted in this thread.

is that because

Zorra's becoming such a hypocritical slag

?

[TimDoolan]

God bless ass pants. Winters would be so terrible without them.

[Bob]

i'm drunk and i think that's a good idea too

[beastiegirrl101]

is that because



?

no, but I knew that you were think that.

[zorra_chiflada]

joe thinks i am. minus the slag bit. i hope.

[g-mile7]

wow(!) (!) (!)

[Otis the Drunk]

What is a Ga-Donk-a-Donk?

[Slimboy Fat]

i'm drunk and think this is a good idea

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/suzy_h/09-10-06_1112.jpg

I can't actually think of a situation where this would be a bad idea.

[skra75]

look at the waist, it's small, then padow. 10.

[Big Gus]

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k155/morggs/Limerick/Dscf0289a.jpg

A couple of my friends "tails"...

[skra75]

that sore on the one girl's arm is kinda creeping me out. :(

[Echewta]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i292/Echewta/MVC-037S.jpg

[Big Gus]

Ahah!

[Lex Diamonds]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i292/Echewta/MVC-037S.jpg
HOT DAYUM! HOO-WEE! BACKITUP BACKITUUUUP!

[beastiegirrl101]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i292/Echewta/MVC-037S.jpg

what section of JC Penny was that in?

[Echewta]

Kitchen appliances.

[skra75]

classic. I've been swept away to 2000.

[beastieangel01]

I wish I had an ass

of both the zorra and chew chew nature.

[Loppfessor]

Dear Zorra,

Marry me.



Love, Lopp

[Lex Diamonds]

No one liked zorra before they saw her ass, now she's getting proposals! LOL!

[zorra_chiflada]

No one liked zorra before they saw her ass, now she's getting proposals! LOL!

that is very true.

[g-mile7]

We became cool/nice off mIRC, way before I saw what she was working with. Your a pretty girl Zorra and the attitude/persona is now catching up to it. Thats why Im being nice.

[Loppfessor]

Hey now damnit I"ve always been nice to Zorra!

[Drederick Tatum]

this thread is all talk.

[Kid Presentable]

I was never nice to zorra.

[zorra_chiflada]

i was pretty much picked on for being an "ugly hairy lesbian" by a lot of the guys on here before. don't pretend you liked me.

[jabumbo]

oh, i did

*licks lips*

[hitmonlee]

my ass leaving the room

XTREEEEM CLOSE UP

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/hitmonlee/hml/IMAGE0.jpg

[befsquire]

No one liked zorra before they saw her ass, now she's getting proposals! LOL!
*note: men do not necessarily like a woman they want to have sex with. sometimes they do like the woman, sometimes it's just about the sex.

is she a hypocrite? yes. but in the immortal words of skinnybutphat, compliments are the crack cocaine of sureshots. who doesn't want to hear something complimentary? i love being complimented, though i don't really appreciate it when it comes from an inmate since they're mostly looking at other dudes day in and day out.

[zorra_chiflada]

*note: men do not necessarily like a woman they want to have sex with. sometimes they do like the woman, sometimes it's just about the sex.

is she a hypocrite? yes. but in the immortal words of skinnybutphat, compliments are the crack cocaine of sureshots. who doesn't want to hear something complimentary? i love being complimented, though i don't really appreciate it when it comes from an inmate since they're mostly looking at other dudes day in and day out.

i would have prefered people to say nice things about me and my posts but pah whatever. i guess i'm just not all that great a person

[befsquire]

meh. if i thought anyone would compliment me, i'd post a photo. but only gmile would respond so that i won't feel bad when everyone acts like they never saw it and then i start feeling old.

i don't ever expect a compliment on the words in my posts, since they're generally not compelling.

[g-mile7]

meh. if i thought anyone would compliment me, i'd post a photo. but only gmile would respond so that i won't feel bad when everyone acts like they never saw it and then i start feeling old.

hahaha and you deserve it :) besides the good Dr is the most important member to comment you (and vice versa)!I wish I had the patience to look up the ones I did 4 Z' in the fam LP I know I did espically the blonde/red lipstick era pic she had.

[g-mile7]

this thread is all talk.
Well these jealous bastards dont want me to post/want to be sexist and just expect girls to.

Yep

[Loppfessor]

i was pretty much picked on for being an "ugly hairy lesbian" by a lot of the guys on here before. don't pretend you liked me.


Is that directed at me?? Cus I sure don't recall ever calling you that. Meanwhile I usually try to keep track of the people I am mean to and you never seemed to be on that list....anyway I will say that you shouldn't post booty pics on the internet and then get mad when people comment

[zorra_chiflada]

Is that directed at me?? Cus I sure don't recall ever calling you that. Meanwhile I usually try to keep track of the people I am mean to and you never seemed to be on that list....anyway I will say that you shouldn't post booty pics on the internet and then get mad when people comment

i'm not mad at all, i'm just concurring with the padsters comment.

[Kid Presentable]

*note: men do not necessarily like a woman they want to have sex with. sometimes they do like the woman, sometimes it's just about the sex.

is she a hypocrite? yes. but in the immortal words of skinnybutphat, compliments are the crack cocaine of sureshots. who doesn't want to hear something complimentary? i love being complimented, though i don't really appreciate it when it comes from an inmate since they're mostly looking at other dudes day in and day out.
Yo beth, I put you up in the hot older women thread (all respect to the Doctor).

[Mr Films]

zorra's ass is to ass thread as heiress/beastieangel01 tits are to boobies thread.

[Loppfessor]

Yo beth, I put you up in the hot older women thread (all respect to the Doctor).


aka MILF....

[TurdBerglar]

i was pretty much picked on for being an "ugly hairy lesbian" by a lot of the guys on here before. don't pretend you liked me.


hey

i still do!

[zorra_chiflada]

hey

i still do!

but i know that you don't mean it :(
it's just not the same

[HEIRESS]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/HEIRESS/shat/unfsunf.jpg

if my ghetto thigh status was ever in doubt, though my friend does have chicken legs so you cant compare outright

errr :/

[g-mile7]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/HEIRESS/shat/unfsunf.jpg

if my ghetto thigh status was ever in doubt, though my friend does have chicken legs so you cant compare outright

errr :/
tha definition of ba-da-a-dunk. Even ladies like junk in the trunk 4 men and women...my last girlfriend embrassed me by grabbing mine, gotta say I wasnt much of an ass grabber in public...thought of it as rude even if it was done to me.

[skra75]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/HEIRESS/shat/unfsunf.jpg

if my ghetto thigh status was ever in doubt, though my friend does have chicken legs so you cant compare outright

errr :/

ba-d.dunka-dunk
chicken legs tahahahh I like her expression, she has a 'nigga please' look on her face.
the courdoury is a nice plus as well.

[skra75]

I wish I had an ass

lol :confused:

[icy manipulator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/HEIRESS/shat/unfsunf.jpg

if my ghetto thigh status was ever in doubt, though my friend does have chicken legs so you cant compare outright

errr :/
just purely delightful

[Waus]

zorra's ass is to ass thread as heiress/beastieangel01 tits are to boobies thread.

Now I finally know the answer to that one off the SAT test. Dammit.

[beastieangel01]

lol :confused:

I don't have one. I mean I do I guess, I have to do my business and all. But I wish I had a nice one. That or I hang out too much with my best friend who basically has one of the nicest asses ever.

[skra75]

I don't have one. I mean I do I guess, I have to do my business and all. But I wish I had a nice one. That or I hang out too much with my best friend who basically has one of the nicest asses ever.

:rolleyes:

[beastieangel01]

:mad:

[Loppfessor]

:confused:

[Jhundreds]

where is this thread going.....

[b i o n i c]

too much talky not enough coolie

[g-mile7]

Double Standard??My ass.....lets go ladies.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/greenemile69/Oct-Nov2006043.jpg

[Auton]

oh, you piece of shit (n) i never wanted to see that

[g-mile7]

oh, you piece of shit (n) i never wanted to see that


Saw it last nite son:o


homophobic

[beastieangel01]

Saw it last nite son:o


homophobic

AHAHAHAHAHA

[insertnamehere]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c23/rahobbs/bum.jpg

I'm finding it hard to take a picture of my own rear end.

[synch]

Nice bump!

(pun intended)

[mikizee]

Yeah thats a nice ass.

Nice legs too.

[Randetica]

yes (y)

i wish i had a round ass

[Otis Driftwood]

I never though you had a flat ass ass... :(

[Randetica]

i have a wide screen

[Otis Driftwood]

BLOCK MY VISION! :rolleyes:

[Randetica]

stop annoying yourself with your own comments!

never had much ass not even when i was around 200 pounds
but im working to get it round/er

cant complain about tits lack though

[Otis Driftwood]

Stop forcing me to repeat myself and turn around around you scrawny ass lass.

[Randetica]

you just owned me in a language i dont understand! or maybe you didnt

well insert has some good assage

and i wish i had a round one asswell

[g-mile7]

hahaha this thread is good times....I still nominate Zorra for the win though(y)

[insertnamehere]

i'm gonna have to work on taking a more complimentary picture so that i have a chance of competing with zorra. i was once told by someone that i have the best ass they've ever seen in real life.

i was told by someone else that i had "an ass of glory"

the last one kinda creeped me out.

it's friggin huge, i promise you

[g-mile7]

hahahaha at the "ass of glory"....did this person also like to dress up when playing Dungeons and Dragons?? Thats hillarious and something I wish I could say.(y)

[-T-]

hahahaha

[Otis Driftwood]

Ass +4, +5 vs cross-dressers, lol!

[insertnamehere]

THANKS A FUCKING LOT YOU TWO!!!

I just laughed till i snorted. I was also eating muffin. Consequently, I now have muffin particles in my nasal passages.

He was really nerdy. Actually I don't know how much I trust his opinion, because he also said I was the perfect woman. He was basically confessing to me how he had a crush on me all through high school. I never really talked to him again after the ass of glory thing.

He also tried to put his hand on my thigh once in precal.

I've got thick thighs. Some people like it, some people don't, I'm cool with them. I'd look oddly disproportionate if I didn't, and i figure they probably feel nicer wrapped around someone than bony sticks. Yeah, I was a little over endowed in the hips/ass/thigh area. But I have no boobs to speak of. The only real disadvantage to my situation is when I'm trying to fit sideways through a narrow space.

[-T-]

The only real disadvantage to my situation is when I'm trying to fit sideways through a narrow space.

Nice(y)

New sig. material, don't be creeped out.:D

[insertnamehere]

On a related note, I discourage trying to balance on a wobbly chair with your pants around your shins.

[NoLayupRule]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44028000/jpg/_44028927_rice_203_afp.jpg

[beastieangel01]

^lol

too many burritos.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/209/550631477_e07aa9839b_o.jpg

[P of R]

I wouldn't say too many. Nice behind you've got there, Crys. (y)

[TurdBerglar]

i like burritos

[faz]

On a related note, I discourage trying to balance on a wobbly chair with your pants around your shins.

That's hot.

[BBboy20]

^lol

too many burritos.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/209/550631477_e07aa9839b_o.jpgAre women that unsecured with their buttocks?

[b i o n i c]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/209/550631477_e07aa9839b_o.jpg

GOTTTT-DAMMMM. that just needed to be seen again.

[BBboy20]

That's hot.That's dangerous.

I did notice something:

1.I wish I had an ass

2.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/209/550631477_e07aa9839b_o.jpg

Sarcasm or no self-esteem, you be the judge.

[Randetica]

haha yeah i remememmbered her saying that she has no ass, was like yay not even she has a perfect body and now this!

*mad ass grab* :mad:

[TAL]

Many things can happen in 10 months that'll alter one's body.

[beastieangel01]

yeah I was about to say I gained a good 15 pounds so, voila.

it comes with other not so awesome things, like a less toned stomach. so give and take or whatever.

[BBboy20]

Wait, 10 months ago? Oh snap. O_o

yeah I was about to say I gained a good 15 pounds so, voila.

it comes with other not so awesome things, like a less toned stomach. so give and take or whatever.You should be at least glad most of it went into a area black dudes can appreciate. :)

[P of R]

yeah I was about to say I gained a good 15 pounds so, voila.

it comes with other not so awesome things, like a less toned stomach. so give and take or whatever.

Toned stomachs are very overrated IMO.

[BBboy20]

Toned stomachs are very overrated IMO.Still, it's at least healthier then a few excess percentage of fat.

[ericlee]

http://modblog.bmezine.com/wp-content/uploads/200707141310-pix1.jpg

[Lex Diamonds]

Don't you mean "in their right cheek"?


HOHO SNAP!!!1

[Junker]

GOTTTT-DAMMMM. that just needed to be seen again.

^lol

too many burritos.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/209/550631477_e07aa9839b_o.jpg

(y)(y)(y)(y)

[TurdBerglar]

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/11/1120_kim_kardashian_shopping_03.jpg

[Yetra Flam]

yeah, doesn't count

[TurdBerglar]

if it doesn't count then why can't i stop looking at it