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skra75
08-02-2006, 07:53 PM
So, I have plans on doing something decent during the day, such as going to a museum or such. Perhaps the park or beach...I don't know. Going out with my little brother and my crew Saturday night though. Your suggestions for nightlife are appreciated. Kindly, me
DipDipDive
08-02-2006, 07:54 PM
Furry fetish acts always go over well.
DipDipDive
08-02-2006, 08:03 PM
Oh I didn't realize this was gonna be a poll. What a hilarious turn of internet events!
drizl
08-02-2006, 08:06 PM
of course bacci balls. fuck n a
QueenAdrock
08-02-2006, 08:09 PM
Drink with your crew, then a strip club! DO IT MANG!
HEIRESS
08-02-2006, 08:11 PM
floozies, boozies, jacuzzis
DipDipDive
08-02-2006, 08:13 PM
I've only been to one strip club in my life and it totally blew because the dancers were all gross and the dudes watching them were creepy faux thug perverts. I want to go to a real classy strip club sometime, the kind of joint where it's NOT all blacklit to keep you from seeing the sluts' cold sores and c-section scars.
skra75
08-02-2006, 08:14 PM
"WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE.....CHASTITY!"
DipDipDive
08-02-2006, 08:20 PM
I can't understand how a total stranger shimmying her birth canal in your face could possibly be considered sexy. Boobs are real neat though.
skra75
08-02-2006, 08:25 PM
I can't understand how a total stranger shimmying her birth canal in your face could possibly be considered sexy. Boobs are real neat though.

nah, see, you've got the wrong attitude.
you should have said, "I can't understand how going to a place where hot total strangers get naked and you lose 120 dollars and you go home all drunk by yourself smelling like imitation Charlie perfume is fun".
HEIRESS
08-02-2006, 08:32 PM
in Canada they pour hot wax on their vags and let you pull it off!
SobaViolence
08-02-2006, 08:33 PM
^complete fact.
DipDipDive
08-02-2006, 08:34 PM
in Canada they pour hot wax on their vags and let you pull it off!

Christ. Those girls better get crazy paid.
King PSYZ
08-03-2006, 07:38 AM
whoas
Loppfessor
08-03-2006, 07:41 AM
Dive Bars!!!!
Lex Diamonds
08-03-2006, 07:44 AM
Where's the whisky, coke and hookers option?
Randetica
08-03-2006, 07:46 AM
birth canals are neat too (y)


and stop to age so fast!
i cant keep up
beastieangel01
08-03-2006, 09:53 AM
you mean shenanigans ?
hpdrifter
08-03-2006, 10:32 AM
I did the club thing on my birthday. My friend bought me and my sister a bottle of Dom Perignon. It was yummy. My other friend bought two bottles of Veurve Cliquot. Good times were had by all.
beastiegirrl101
08-03-2006, 10:33 AM
Veurve Cliquot.

yellow label? YUM! Nice friends you got there...


DIVE BARS are the way to go skra, cheap beer, cheap women!
kaiser soze
08-03-2006, 10:34 AM
I never equated that dive bars = nice girls

easy? yes

nice? no
skra75
08-03-2006, 02:33 PM
yeah so I'm not sure what I'll be doing that evening. I think I may end up going the dive bar route, mm, perhaps a few.

My brother knows people who know people who own clubs so I may be able to get into some nice places for cheap or free. kinda in the mood for that sort of thing too.

bottom line, i'm very confused. still keeping the strip club option in my back pocket.
beastieangel01
08-03-2006, 03:15 PM
if all else fails: go see some titties.

That's an excellent policy for anyone, be it for a birthday or every day, I think.
QueenAdrock
08-03-2006, 04:57 PM
you mean shenanigans ?

Stop saying shenanigans! (y)
beastieangel01
08-03-2006, 05:00 PM
I swear to god I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans!
skra75
08-03-2006, 09:10 PM
nah, you don't own a gun, you wouldn't know.

OK, so, it seems I"m going canoeing with him during the day. I'm rather pleased as I enjoy drifting down a river in a canoe, like nothing else.

The evening sounds like dive bars at this point actually. the H is O!
King PSYZ
08-04-2006, 08:32 AM
Hey QDrop, what's the name of that place you like to go to with the hot wings and all the shit on the walls?