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iceygirl
08-02-2006, 08:04 PM
like dear abby, but me instead.
zorra_chiflada
08-02-2006, 08:05 PM
dear iceygirl, i like you a lot.
drizl
08-02-2006, 08:05 PM
that kitty makes me giggly
iceygirl
08-02-2006, 08:06 PM
dear iceygirl, i like you a lot.


dear zorra,
:)
xoxox,
iceygirl
TAL
08-02-2006, 08:06 PM
Who's Abby?
drizl
08-02-2006, 08:07 PM
that jewish women in adam sandlers gay song about hannakaaaaa
iceygirl
08-02-2006, 08:07 PM
crap.
drizl
08-02-2006, 08:12 PM
hurry wipe it
TAL
08-02-2006, 08:17 PM
that jewish women in adam sandlers gay song about hannakaaaaa
Haven't heard it.
milleson
08-02-2006, 08:20 PM
Dear iceygirl,

Is it proper to give the mother a gift, for her and not the baby, after she gives birth?
iceygirl
08-02-2006, 08:21 PM
its just like you write me some question or problem you are having or something you are just pondering, and i will advise you on how to handle the problem, enlighten you on something, or tell you how stupid you are.

sidenote: dear abby is a well known column run in most newspapers in the states.
iceygirl
08-02-2006, 08:22 PM
Dear iceygirl,

Is it proper to give the mother a gift, for her and not the baby, after she gives birth?

probably not proper, but if thats what you want to do, then do that. the babies always end up with tons of crap they dont use anyway, and not enough gifts are given to the poor woman.
Pres Zount
08-02-2006, 09:50 PM
Dear Iceygirl,

I was wondering if you could help me find one of my primary schood chums. We caught the bus from Longley to Kingston together during 1994-95. He went to Kingston Primary and I went to St. Aloyisius. I punched him in the tummy and he gave me his tuck-shop money.

He owes me about $5000 from the days we've missed together.

I only know him as 'Fat Chris', and he stinks!

Hope you can help!

Joe
Dorothy Wood
08-02-2006, 10:55 PM
dear iceygirl,

why aren't there any 7elevens in my neighborhood?

sincerely,
sarkolot
drizl
08-02-2006, 10:58 PM
dear icey can you fix my bike tire...its flat:(
The Notorious LOL
08-02-2006, 11:00 PM
dear iceygirl,


does the message board seem repetitive at times to you? like, people just post the same shit all the time. Have you noticed this or is it just me?


Sincerely,

Concerned In Cincinatti
Dorothy Wood
08-02-2006, 11:07 PM
dear iceygirl,

I was going to say something about you copying NLOL's thread, but I forgot because I was thinking of cigarettes, and then he said something anyway.

ANXIOUS IN AURORA,

Carla
The Notorious LOL
08-02-2006, 11:14 PM
I was gonna copy my own thread too lol
Dorothy Wood
08-02-2006, 11:15 PM
I thought your avatar was a tree frog for a second.
The Notorious LOL
08-02-2006, 11:27 PM
its from this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Slug)
Loppfessor
08-03-2006, 05:08 AM
Dear Iceygirl,

Is it worth it to pay a cleaning service to come clean my apartment before I move out so I don't have to fuss with it?

Also should I make a move on my hot sexy barber the next time we hang out? She is awesome but if things go bad I risk losing a quality haircut each week.

Signed
Confused in Conneticut (not really)
iceygirl
08-03-2006, 06:37 AM
Dear Iceygirl,

I was wondering if you could help me find one of my primary schood chums. We caught the bus from Longley to Kingston together during 1994-95. He went to Kingston Primary and I went to St. Aloyisius. I punched him in the tummy and he gave me his tuck-shop money.

He owes me about $5000 from the days we've missed together.

I only know him as 'Fat Chris', and he stinks!

Hope you can help!

Joe

Dear Joe,
My crystal ball is telling me that he may live right down the street from you! I feel that he may be skinny now, but he still has the same smell. Ask around, and you will receive.
iceygirl
08-03-2006, 06:40 AM
dear iceygirl,

why aren't there any 7elevens in my neighborhood?

sincerely,
sarkolot

Dear sarkalot,

Don't be too concerned about it JUST AS LONG as there is some sort of icey machine near you. Just keep it hidden away as a learning experience next time you move.
iceygirl
08-03-2006, 06:41 AM
dear icey can you fix my bike tire...its flat:(

done and done.
iceygirl
08-03-2006, 06:44 AM
dear iceygirl,


does the message board seem repetitive at times to you? like, people just post the same shit all the time. Have you noticed this or is it just me?


Sincerely,

Concerned In Cincinatti

dear concerned,
the message board seems much less repetitive when you dont spend so much time on it. but alas, it is inevitable that on this sort of plane that crap will be regergetated. Yum!
iceygirl
08-03-2006, 06:45 AM
dear iceygirl,

I was going to say something about you copying NLOL's thread, but I forgot because I was thinking of cigarettes, and then he said something anyway.

ANXIOUS IN AURORA,

Carla

dear anxious,

cigarettes indeed will make one forget things!
iceygirl
08-03-2006, 06:48 AM
Dear Iceygirl,

Is it worth it to pay a cleaning service to come clean my apartment before I move out so I don't have to fuss with it?

Also should I make a move on my hot sexy barber the next time we hang out? She is awesome but if things go bad I risk losing a quality haircut each week.

Signed
Confused in Conneticut (not really)

Dear confused,

It is absolutely worth it to pay someone to clean your apartment. There are many advantages to this, the primary one being that if your landlords try and screw you out of your security deposit for not cleaning it, you have the bill to throw in their face.

And wouldnt it be fairly easy for you to find someone to give you a haircut? i say go get on her, and if it turns salty, just go somewhere else. your hair cant possibly be that complicated.
Loppfessor
08-03-2006, 06:56 AM
Dear confused,

And wouldnt it be fairly easy for you to find someone to give you a haircut? i say go get on her, and if it turns salty, just go somewhere else. your hair cant possibly be that complicated.


Are you serious??!! Finding a good barber is one of the most important things a man has to do. Right now she is the second best one in the local area. I used to go the best but he always made me wait for like 45 minutes and sometimes didn't show off to appointments. She on the other hand has become a friend and treats me like a VIP when I come in. It's also a bonus that she's really hot.
sercomdj01
08-03-2006, 07:02 AM
Dear iceygirl,

my girlfreind has a baby fetish and regularly dresses in nappys and expects me to change them. I love her to bits, but i can't live like this. What do i do?


From
Confused Cat Lover, Cleavland

(i found this in a magazene:D)
Teh
08-03-2006, 07:07 AM
Dear Iceygirl,

How would you advise playing a 16 on the bass drum without getting a sore shin?

Regards
iceygirl
08-03-2006, 08:31 AM
Dear iceygirl,

my girlfreind has a baby fetish and regularly dresses in nappys and expects me to change them. I love her to bits, but i can't live like this. What do i do?


From
Confused Cat Lover, Cleavland

(i found this in a magazene:D)

dear cat lover,
deal with it or dump her
iceygirl
08-03-2006, 08:31 AM
Are you serious??!! Finding a good barber is one of the most important things a man has to do. Right now she is the second best one in the local area. I used to go the best but he always made me wait for like 45 minutes and sometimes didn't show off to appointments. She on the other hand has become a friend and treats me like a VIP when I come in. It's also a bonus that she's really hot.

i just helped you answer your own question. you are very welcome
iceygirl
08-03-2006, 08:32 AM
Dear Iceygirl,

How would you advise playing a 16 on the bass drum without getting a sore shin?

Regards

wear leg warmers or knee socks
Loppfessor
08-03-2006, 09:03 AM
i just helped you answer your own question. you are very welcome

Did I mention I'm leaving town in a month?