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Miho Mingu
08-02-2006, 09:34 PM
ST. JOHNSBURY, Vt. -- A Vermont teenager has been sentenced to prison for breaking into a tomb and cutting the head off a corpse.

Nickolas Buckalew, 18, of Morrisville, Vt., pleaded guilty to two charges.

One was a felony count of intentionally removing or injuring a tombstone. The other was a felony charge of intentionally disinterring and carrying away the remains of a human body.

Buckalew was sentenced to between one and seven years in prison and was given credit for serving 14 months while awaiting trial.

On April 8, 2005, Buckalew broke into a tomb, opened the lid of a casket and cut off the head of a corpse. He stole eyeglasses and a bow tie from the dead man. He then wrapped the head in plastic bags and took it home, The Caledonian-Record reported.

The teen reportedly told friends that he planned to leave the head outside to dry and would then bleach it, a police affidavit said. The witnesses said his plan was to turn the skull into a bong -- a pipe generally used to smoke marijuana. Buckalew went to an apartment where some of his friends were and told them that he had chopped off the head because he was bored, according to The Caledonian-Record.

The witnesses said they then went to the tomb to see the casket and saw that the lid was removed and the body in the casket was headless.

Morristown said that while executing a search warrant at Buckalew’s home, they found a human head wrapped in bags, a necktie, a hacksaw, crowbar, garden trowel and two small parts of the damaged casket, according to the newspaper.

A psychiatrist has diagnosed Buckalew with mental health issues.

Dr. Philip Kinsler, a clinical psychologist and adjunct assistant professor of psychiatry at the Dartmouth Medical School in Hanover, N.H., testified that Buckalew “has always felt extraordinarily out of place" and that Buckalew said he tried to hang himself when he was a child.

After the incident, the victim's widow, the only family member in the area, was told of the vandalism.

"The widow was in shock," the chief of police said said. "She did not want any information. She did not want to know any details."

Buckalew addressed the court after his sentencing, saying, "It was a horrendous thing that I did -- what I did was appalling. I didn't think of the victim."

He went on to say he wants to get help for his mental problems.

He's been sent to a residential treatment program for juveniles.

http://www.wesh.com/news/9447058/detail.html

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Entertainment must be slim in Vermont, I take it.

skra75
08-02-2006, 09:36 PM
(!) (y) fucking bomb

Pres Zount
08-02-2006, 09:37 PM
At least he should have cut off the heads of the living. That would give his bong more cred.

Lo_Lyfe
08-02-2006, 09:37 PM
at least he didn't try to make roach clips too.(y) (y)

QueenAdrock
08-02-2006, 09:44 PM
I've heard of aquariums and apples, but I draw the line at skulls. Holy crap. (n)

hitmonlee
08-02-2006, 10:17 PM
old news

plus skulls have too many holes in them and are porous. can't make a bong out of a skull. crazy kid.

drizl
08-02-2006, 10:32 PM
you could line it with something....like maybe their bladder or stomach...


skulls are fucking rad

Pootytang
08-03-2006, 12:16 AM
This is the type of shit that gives pot smokers a bad name.

Lex Diamonds
08-03-2006, 04:45 AM
This kid clearly just wanted attention, and he got it. I mean, here he's got people from around the world talking about him.

So I guess he's happy now, job done, nice work kid. (y)

Loppfessor
08-03-2006, 04:48 AM
A psychiatrist has diagnosed Buckalew with mental health issues.




No shit? Man that guys medical school was worth every penny!

hardnox71
08-03-2006, 02:23 PM
I didn't think it was humanly possible for one person to have this much fucking time on their hands.

This shit is ridiculous.

hardnox71
08-03-2006, 02:23 PM
No shit? Man that guys medical school was worth every penny!
LOL:D :D

hardnox71
08-03-2006, 02:25 PM
This kid clearly just wanted attention, and he got it. I mean, here he's got people from around the world talking about him.

So I guess he's happy now, job done, nice work kid. (y)
Oh, he's about to get plenty of attention in the fucking joint.:eek:

adam_f
08-03-2006, 02:25 PM
Was I the only one who assumed this kid was jabumbo?

hardnox71
08-03-2006, 02:29 PM
Was I the only one who assumed this kid was jabumbo?
Shit, I thought it was you!:p

adam_f
08-03-2006, 02:35 PM
If this was necrophilia, then yeah, it'd be me.