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jackrock
08-03-2006, 06:38 AM
Those aliens are my business and my business only! You keep your damn paws off our aliens and such activities!

That's right folks, a US employee (who shall remain nameless and gender-less) has spilled the beans!

Loppfessor
08-03-2006, 07:09 AM
got a source??

jackrock
08-03-2006, 07:10 AM
Wish I could tell you who, but I can't. And that quote was all that was told to me, all the proof.

Loppfessor
08-03-2006, 07:11 AM
^ Good enough for me....I'll alert the media

kaiser soze
08-03-2006, 07:14 AM
they were talking about ILLEGAL aliens ya idiot!

jackrock
08-03-2006, 07:15 AM
Nope! The person was talking about outer space aliens!
Oh and you can find out the identity of the employee when he/she confesses.

Loppfessor
08-03-2006, 07:16 AM
they were talking about ILLEGAL aliens ya idiot!


<hangs up the phone with CNN president>

:mad:

Tzar
08-03-2006, 07:18 AM
<hangs up the phone with will smith>

i'll try tommy lee jones.

Loppfessor
08-03-2006, 07:20 AM
Nope! The person was talking about outer space aliens!

:eek:

<picks up phone and hits "redial" button>

jabumbo
08-03-2006, 09:13 AM
so you're a dog?

monkey
08-03-2006, 09:23 AM
i know lots of aliens. of the mexican sort.