I sort of enjoy carrying around a general "assholish" attitude

[The Notorious LOL]

it makes for fantastic situations.

[hpdrifter]

here or in the physical world?

[The Notorious LOL]

real life. It doesnt make much of a difference here.

[hpdrifter]

oh, you're one of those

Yeah, I totally can't pull it off.

[ericlee]

Hey! Do you know what you are?
You're an asshole! An ASSHOLE!

Some of you might not agree
'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too?
Watcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole...

Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
So you went to The Grape,
Just to give it a try
And Dagmar
Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life
Was his name...
One Two Three Four!
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his pancake make-up
And yet he was a beautiful lady
Nearly drove you insane
Let's talk about Leather: LEATHERRRRRR
And so you kissed a little sailor
Tex Abel, starring in the latest Shepperton Production:
Who had just blew in form Spain
"Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf"
You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel
The story of a demented bread-boffer
And acted like it was cocaine
Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
Then on Tuesday night, Ceasar's back in town
In a way you can't explain
Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match with Kona...
And so you worked the wall with Michael
Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of Samoan dynamite
Which gave your back an awful strain
Volcanic Hell
But you came back on Sunday for the gong show
Next Thursday, teen town's finest...
But you forgot what I was sayin'
'Cause you're an asshole, You're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
Yes, yes
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole

Now you been to The Grape 'n' you been to The Chest
'N' now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole

You say you can't live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain't got one of the bottom of you,
But don't fool yerself, girl
It's lookin' at you
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's winkin' at you
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's blinkin' at you
That's what I say
I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Fist fuck
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist-watch, Crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Pud!

Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
(etc., repeats)

Aw, I knew you'd be surprised...

[Documad]

So, how often do you intentionally do things to help your reputation along?

[HEIRESS]

feel free to give me a hug via pm anytime then asshole

[The Notorious LOL]

So, how often do you intentionally do things to help your reputation along?



its a loveable asshole kind of vibe. People enjoy it, its cute.

[TurdBerglar]

people respect the slight asshole moreso than the nice guy or full blown asshole

[Bob]

if i said half the things that i thought, i'd be a pretty big asshole. you should hear me sometimes, oh man i'm funny. like at work, there's these two fat ladies, and they were both singing along to the music they were listening to (they were listening to two different stations, so it's not like they were doing a duet or anything, it was a coincidence). and in my head, i go "they must be trying to make the day end quicker".

get it, do you get it? it's rude and clever, i'm wonderful

i just keep my mouth shut though, i don't wanna get punched or fired

[The Notorious LOL]

you are awful, Bob.

[Bob]

you are awful, Bob.

i know, i'm such a bitch! i'm like this aallll the tiiime!

seriously though, did you get it? it's funny on so many levels. well, two. it's funny on two levels

[abcdefz]

There're four if you look hard enough.

[Bob]

There're four if you look hard enough.

that's how funny i am, there are levels of meaning to my jokes that even i don't get

[Echewta]

Oh (http://www.break.com/index/dinner_with_chris_walken.html)

[beastiegirrl101]

:( <-------that means I didn't get it.

[Dorothy Wood]

I think he means he's going to kill those fat ladies.