boners

[Dorothy Wood]

so one of my exes just texted me that his relationship is over. and I got a boner. then I felt bad. but I also am sort of smiling about it. that makes me a bad person I think.

[GuzzO]

I'm sorry. What is a "boner". My english is not so good..

Cheers.

[TurdBerglar]

boner means great excitement. so the next time you're at your grandma's "wow you're not dead yet" birthday party, tell everyone you have a boner for grandma!

[Drederick Tatum]

and tell grandma that you wish she could feel the boner you have for her.

[QueenAdrock]

I heart boners!

Especially the ones over grandma.

[GuzzO]

I heart boners!

Especially the ones over grandma.

It is so funny to fooling people who cannot speak english very well isn't it?
I'd like to see you in a country who don't speak your langage...
You must be retarded or something...

[AdRockGRL]

It is so funny to fooling people who cannot speak english very well isn't it?
I'd like to see you in a country who don't speak your langage...
You must be retarded or something...

take it easy....I'm "foreing" too...but in a couple of weeks you'll learn a lot and you'll be able to keep up with al of us/them... So don't take it bad and have fun! Learn from your (language) mistakes and emprove yourself :D

[Dorothy Wood]

grandma boners.

you fucks.

[Echewta]

haha, he/she gets mad at queen.

[ericlee]

It is so funny to fooling people who cannot speak english very well isn't it?
I'd like to see you in a country who don't speak your langage...
You must be retarded or something...

total cock blockage.

[befsquire]

i like to make boners.

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm still waiting to hear the whole story! he doesn't seem upset though.

[GuzzO]

LOL

Ok kidz !!
I get it!!!
huhuhuhuhuhu!!!

:D

[QueenAdrock]

It is so funny to fooling people who cannot speak english very well isn't it?
I'd like to see you in a country who don't speak your langage...
You must be retarded or something...

See, I actually wasn't the one who was making fun of you, the two people above me were. I guess you'd know that if you spoke English, though.

[jennyb]

boners are cool but not when mixed with grandmas

[Echewta]

Where's the mashed potatoes?

[Dorothy Wood]

you better not be fucking referencing the beastie boys in my thread, sir!

[ericlee]

yeah and it aint even that kind of party yet. Damn Echewta. Dress him up but can't take him anywhere.:rolleyes:

[paul jones]

:) so one of my exes just texted me that his relationship is over. and I got a boner. then I felt bad. but I also am sort of smiling about it. that makes me a bad person I think.
no,that's a perfectley just and righteous reaction(y)

[zorra_chiflada]

boner means great excitement. so the next time you're at your grandma's "wow you're not dead yet" birthday party, tell everyone you have a boner for grandma!

hahahaha! my grandma has those every year. she's all "i'm not going to die soon you assholes"

[fucktopgirl]

bonerrsssssssss

i want to see and feel a boner..

i got some alcool in me , please be full of empathy or something!

[zorra_chiflada]

um

[Drederick Tatum]

I always have empathy for cum-starved fucksluts. they just crave cock. it's genetic.

[fucktopgirl]

^oh well, whatever...
we where talking about fucking boners, i just express myself on the matter!
so then you can go and fuck yourself!

[cosmo105]

boners boner booooners! i'm a boner donor!

[jackrock]

Boing!

[Dorothy Wood]

nice work everyone. you'll get your checks on monday. drinks later?

[jackrock]

Boing!!

[TAL]

*does the helicopter*

[jennyb]

lol *applause*

[g-mile7]

i honestly think its crazy when girls get mad at you if you go out or something and maybe the convo goes well and you get a boner. shit, it just means im into you girl, dont act like im a pervert it jsut shows that im into you. girls get the impresion that its wrong to have a hard on during dinner in a restraunt it only means your paying attention. you taek her out show her a good time have some laughs maybe get some flowers take her to dinner, and she gets mad at you over a boner!?! (n) thats a damn shame, leaving a dude out in the cold like that, its these real stuck up girls that do it too, i see you girls on the boner, but as soon as you have one out in public that you just cant keep down some girls just blow up. it isnt just about sex cant you at least consider that it might be because im genuenly having a good time and maybe i like you more than a friend? you end up dating assholes who dont even treat you well, they treat you like shit, and you get blasphemous over someone having it hard. (n) dont know what theyre missing out

[Loppfessor]

Is Dorthy Wood a dude or a girl??!! cus if it's a girl I'm curious to see this alleged "boner"....yeah it's sick but what can I say this is the internet...

[zorra_chiflada]

dorothy WOOD. wood! get it?! wood!

[Randetica]

lady boner

[cosmo105]

i honestly think its crazy when girls get mad at you if you go out or something and maybe the convo goes well and you get a boner. shit, it just means im into you girl, dont act like im a pervert it jsut shows that im into you. girls get the impresion that its wrong to have a hard on during dinner in a restraunt it only means your paying attention. you taek her out show her a good time have some laughs maybe get some flowers take her to dinner, and she gets mad at you over a boner!?! (n) thats a damn shame, leaving a dude out in the cold like that, its these real stuck up girls that do it too, i see you girls on the boner, but as soon as you have one out in public that you just cant keep down some girls just blow up. it isnt just about sex cant you at least consider that it might be because im genuenly having a good time and maybe i like you more than a friend? you end up dating assholes who dont even treat you well, they treat you like shit, and you get blasphemous over someone having it hard. (n) dont know what theyre missing out
this is so auton. he's getting better at it though. hahahaha.

[ericlee]

8=====================)

^ before this post v


bonerrsssssssss

i want to see and feel a boner..

i got some alcool in me , please be full of empathy or something!

8=) After this post ^

[hpdrifter]

I am seriously speechless at gmile's post.

I can't possibly be the only one.

[ericlee]

in today's topic for our sexual edjucation class, we will talk about erections. (http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/591/boner8uj.jpg)

[jennyb]

I am seriously speechless at gmile's post.

I can't possibly be the only one.

:D It made me laugh and well speechless!

[hpdrifter]

Yeah, we're stuck up because we find it offensive if a guy gets a boner at dinner? At least try to hide it. What the fuck?

[Bob]

Yeah, we're stuck up because we find it offensive if a guy gets a boner at dinner? At least try to hide it. What the fuck?

like what, put a menu in front of it?

[hpdrifter]

Yeah, its under the table, she shouldn't even know its there unless you're making it obvious.

[Echewta]

What am I suppose to do when its coming out of my colar? Wear a scarf? Be happy the mantenna is picking up your signal while your telling me about your day at work. Seriously.

[hpdrifter]

mantenna


bwahahahaha!

[Bob]

well it just so happens that i like to eat dinner standing up, thank you very much! don't oppress me

[jennyb]

I'd have to say that any "mantenna" would be a compliment! Sheesh, in public too... wowza.


hahah, "mantenna" that's a goodun

[b i o n i c]

jeans are a man's best defense against boners. ya pop some wood, ya point it straight up and tighten the belt - pow. i popped some wood on a crowded subway recently and had the good fortune to have a chick in front of me who didnt mind (y)

[Auton]

I am seriously speechless at gmile's post.

I can't possibly be the only one.

i know. im shocked, and a little dissappointed

[g-mile7]

^
funny rob, pickin apart my typing becuase you cant find PROOF against me and you have to resort to picking apart things youre boy qdrop does too.

[g-mile7]

:D It made me laugh and well speechless!

thanks i try :)

[hpdrifter]

I mean, I realize that it happens accidentally and can be embarassing. I'm not saying I have no sympathy. Its just I've been at the club one too many times and had people not only NOT hide it, but attempt to rub it on me.

*shudder*

blech

I would NOT take it as a compliment on a date at all. There's gotta be some way to keep it under control. Think about baseball, jeez.

[g-mile7]

I am seriously speechless at gmile's post.

I can't possibly be the only one.

see this is EXACTLY what im' talking about., why is there a problem ? this is soemthingt girls (or at least some of em im not going against all of you) dont seem to get. having a boner doesnt mean i want to just fuck you well it does but it doesnt mean i dont respect you. I said earlier
shit, it just means im into you girl, dont act like im a pervert it jsut shows that im into you. girls get the impresion that its wrong to have a hard on during dinner in a restraunt it only means your paying attention
i think its a sign that a guy is real interested in you, you think its offenseive when in actuallity its saying "hey lets slow this down, take it to another level" you might be having a good time or whatever buta an erection makes it something special. when u see a boner its an idnicator that things are going good. you found someone who likes you for who u are' and its a physical way of showing that trust that you found someone you can hold on to that will help you thru the journey of life

point is guys dont get mad when your nipples get hard enough to see thru your shirt we just see it as a sign that were getting somewehere. i know my anatomy i study it in college these things happen (erection, hard nipples, lubrication) because it shows you are interested. a girl does that to a guy and he understands, now he knows what she wants and he knows he can taek the realtionship a step further. people who are married understand that my pops and my uncles and my teachers can all testify of that. its not quite saying i love you but an erection tells you "hey i want to know you better" and these dumb ass girls push you away it isnt all girls though the ones who became my significent others understood and thats' the only reason why i wanted 2 date em in the first place. guys dont like girls who dont understand because selfshness doesnt work in a relationship it shows your only interested in one thing- youself. some guys are creeps and theyll' take advantage of that. theyll say oh she a real stuck up girl and theyll date her and give her things they want and shell be stuck in a abusive relationship with someone who doesnt respect them at all and beats on them and calls em a "bitch." thats why alot of times girls wiill get in a whole heap of trouble with guys like that and then THEYLL CALL ME to complain about it. relationshuips are about understanding and having an erection shows that youre will to be open and truthful with a gilr you want to date in the future. its an investment of genuen interest and you girls take it the wrong way which gives you no room to complian when you date some guy and he treats you bad.

[g-mile7]

I mean, I realize that it happens accidentally and can be embarassing. I'm not saying I have no sympathy. Its just I've been at the club one too many times and had people not only NOT hide it, but attempt to rub it on me.

*shudder*

blech

I would NOT take it as a compliment on a date at all. There's gotta be some way to keep it under control. Think about baseball, jeez.

maybe they just want you to know theyre thinkinng about you' its not really embarrassing as it sensitive. youre putting yourself on the line and when a girl rejects your sensitivity and your emotions that ouo put on youre sleeve it hurts. why hide it anyway? its proof of your feelings. maybe you (or some girls) just need to awcknowlegde you have a problem with intimacy, if you took down some of those emotional bariers and learn to live more openly doors will open for you and you can live better and maybe understand a thing or too about guys

[ericlee]

it could also be a piss hard on too.:rolleyes:

[Bob]

I would NOT take it as a compliment on a date at all. There's gotta be some way to keep it under control. Think about baseball, jeez.

it's not that easy, really. i mean past a certain age, you don't get random boners anymore, but if at some point something happens and it decides it wants to go up, it's going up and you have to sit very very still to stop it (if you're lucky). and once it's up all you can do is reposition your pants and hope nobody notices until it goes away, which takes time (rushing blood and all that)

for me, anyway.

obviously you shouldn't go around showing it off and rubbing it on women, but if it's there it's there, there's only so much a man can do. you can position yourself in such a way that it's hard to see, but it's not so easy to just make it go away.

i'm not telling anyone more than they'd like to know about me, am i?

edit: for the record i don't use erections as a mating sign or anything, if i get one at a bad time i'm appropriately embarassed about it, but i can't just wish it away, it's there. a little sensitivity is all i'm asking for here

[hpdrifter]

I don't think one has anything to do with the other.

And your reasoning astounds me. Really.

[g-mile7]

exactly it could also be that too maybe hes not really into you at all relationships can be difficult to discover like that

[hpdrifter]

it's not that easy, really. i mean past a certain age, you don't get random boners anymore, but if at some point something happens and it decides it wants to go up, it's going up and you have to sit very very still to stop it (if you're lucky). and once it's up all you can do is reposition your pants and hope nobody notices until it goes away, which takes time (rushing blood and all that)

for me, anyway.

obviously you shouldn't go around showing it off and rubbing it on women, but if it's there it's there, there's only so much a man can do. you can position yourself in such a way that it's hard to see, but it's not so easy to just make it go away.

i'm not telling anyone more than they'd like to know about me, am i?

Well I'm 29 now so hopefully the guys I'm dating do not have this problem any more.

Like I said, I'm not totally unsympathetic, I know it happens and there isn't anything you can do about it. I'm just saying that if you're making it obvious trying to make sure she knows its erect its going to come across like all you want is sex. She may be into it, she may not.

[beastiegirrl101]

it could also be a piss hard on too.:rolleyes:

wait, just wait.



it gets hard when you have to pee??

[Bob]

Well I'm 29 now so hopefully the guys I'm dating do not have this problem any more.

Like I said, I'm not totally unsympathetic, I know it happens and there isn't anything you can do about it. I'm just saying that if you're making it obvious trying to make sure she knows its erect its going to come across like all you want is sex. She may be into it, she may not.

yeah i'll give you that. if you're making it a point to show it off, yeah, that's a little shady to say the least. but if a guy just happens to have one, and he's not broadcasting it or anything, but you happen to notice it anyway, it honestly doesn't mean that all he wants is sex. not necessarily anyways. it isn't safe to assume that, is all i'm saying. it just quite literally means that he's happy to see you.

or that he has to pee.

wait, just wait.



it gets hard when you have to pee??

if you have to go really super bad, yeah, it happens. not all the time, but sometimes.

almost always the first thing in the morning, though. that's not sex-related at all. at least for me it's not

[g-mile7]

all the time tell them eric

[beastiegirrl101]

all the time tell them eric

that makes no sense. But then again neither do penii.

[g-mile7]

penisses (plural?) always get hard to the sleightest touch, or , impulse. if you have a full bladder you will get an erection no doubt there. you can gently blow (not fellattieo just wind or something) or stroke a penis once and it will get hard on you

[g-mile7]

man this is the best thread ive ever started

[cosmo105]

:o

[hpdrifter]

Well I would still be offended if I was out to dinner with some dude and he like popped wood and made sure I knew it.

I guess that makes me uptight and destined to be with guys who treat me badly.

[Randetica]

this thread brings me one step closer to lesbinism

[Echewta]

do not follow your bone

[g-mile7]

Well I would still be offended if I was out to dinner with some dude and he like popped wood and made sure I knew it.

I guess that makes me uptight and destined to be with guys who treat me badly.

but what if it was out of love

[Randetica]

sick

[befsquire]

i can make a boner just by looking at the penis. :cool:

[DipDipDive]

i can make a boner just by looking at the penis. :cool:

Me too. :cool:

Another penis though.

Nothing pleases me more than a nice, plump erection.

[hpdrifter]

but what if it was out of love

I don't think love can be found in a couple of dates.

[g-mile7]

Me too. :cool:

Another penis though.

Nothing pleases me more than a nice, plump erection.

:D :eek: (y)

[ericlee]

my two famous misheard lyrics are:

"blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night"

"boner of a lonely heart, you're much better than a boner of a lonely heart"

[jennyb]

...almost always the first thing in the morning, though. that's not sex-related at all. at least for me it's not

*giggle giggle* Morning wood! *giggle giggle*

[jackrock]

I know a kid who got a boner on a rock wall.

[Lex Diamonds]

"boner of a lonely heart, you're much better than a boner of a lonely heart"
That's hot. If you recorded that track I guarantee you'd hit #1. (y)

[jackrock]

A fuckin rock wall!

[befsquire]

you know what? it's nice coming here and seeing boners right away.

[Dorothy Wood]

if a dude popped a boner at dinner, I'd high five him.

p.s. this thread is hilarious.

[jackrock]

you know what? it's nice coming here and seeing boners right away.
Afterall, it is morning time!

[synch]

i honestly think its crazy when girls get mad at you if you go out or something and maybe the convo goes well and you get a boner. shit, it just means im into you girl, dont act like im a pervert it jsut shows that im into you. girls get the impresion that its wrong to have a hard on during dinner in a restraunt it only means your paying attention. you taek her out show her a good time have some laughs maybe get some flowers take her to dinner, and she gets mad at you over a boner!?! (n) thats a damn shame, leaving a dude out in the cold like that, its these real stuck up girls that do it too, i see you girls on the boner, but as soon as you have one out in public that you just cant keep down some girls just blow up. it isnt just about sex cant you at least consider that it might be because im genuenly having a good time and maybe i like you more than a friend? you end up dating assholes who dont even treat you well, they treat you like shit, and you get blasphemous over someone having it hard. (n) dont know what theyre missing out
Start wearing pants on dates.

[alexandra]

i could go on all day about boners (y)

a guy who gets a boner when he talks to you is a compliment. nothing to be ashamed of.

[befsquire]

^ not when it's at the jail.

[ericlee]

Just imagine if some bands had boner in their bandname title. We'd have:

The Beastie Boners
Green Boner
M.C. 900 foot Boner
Nine Inch Boners
Stone Temple Boners
Minor Boner
Rage Against the Boner
Boner Jam
Boner in Chains
De La Boner
John Spencer and the Boner Explosion
Tom Petty and the Boner Breakers
John Cougar Bonercamp
House of Boner
Barenaked Boners
Smashing Boners
They Might be Boners

[alexandra]

^ not when it's at the jail.
?

[ericlee]

?

i know what bef means.

[alexandra]

care to explain? no?

back to whatever you were doing

black eyed boners
destiny's boners
tribe called boners
arctic boners

ooh arctic boners

doesn't make sense

[ericlee]

she makes alot of visits to the jail because of her job. An sex starved inmate with a boner is not a pleasant thing to see.

[alexandra]

ah i thought it was something i couldn't figure out

[ericlee]

haha @ blackeyed boners..

Metallibonera
Megaboner
Bonerthrax
Public Boner
Boner Count
Jesus Boner
Iron Boner
Radioboner

[g-mile7]

i could go on all day about boners (y)

a guy who gets a boner when he talks to you is a compliment. nothing to be ashamed of.

see thats what im' tlaking about (y) girl knows what she saying. i think its only natural a man gets an erection if hes feeling the conversation or the atmospehre see alexandra knows what im saying she understands (y). no offense to hdprifter but a mature female should know its only meant as a genuine compliment or you need to piss. if her phearamones are working it should produce a stituation where that would happen, i dont know if it works for older females (28-40) or older males (35-40) but when the pheramone spores are released out of the skin into the air and are enhaled by the man it should produce the simbiotic reaction that induces the male erection. its the saem with women if a man releases his testostorone into the air a female will catch it and maybe her nipples will get hard or she gets wet. its all there in anatomy, maybe if some of you paid attention or went to colledge youd remember.

[Lex Diamonds]

This reminds me of that painting, the Boner Lisa. (y)

[g-mile7]

(y) ^exactly

[jennyb]

she makes alot of visits to the jail because of her job. An sex starved inmate with a boner is not a pleasant thing to see.

:(

[cosmo105]

They Might be Boners
heh.

[ericlee]

Movie titles?

Three Men and a Boner
Pee Wee's Big Boner
Bonerraiser
The Boner According to Garp
Alien vs. Boner
A Boner on Elm Street
Willy Wonka and the Boner Factory
Snow White and the Seven Boners
Robin Hood Boners in Tights

[jennyb]

Pee Wee's Big Boner

oh this thread is priceless

[synch]

Movie titles?

Three Men and a Boner
Pee Wee's Big Boner
Bonerraiser
The Boner According to Garp
Alien vs. Boner
A Boner on Elm Street
Willy Wonka and the Boner Factory
Snow White and the Seven Boners
Robin Hood Boners in Tights
How to lose a boner in 10 days.

(viagra addicts self help tape)

[ericlee]

oh this thread is priceless

oh believe me, I'm dying just thinking about these things. Hahaha!!

Bill and Ted's Excellent Boner
Snakes on a Boner
A Boner Kiss Goodnight
The Godboner
The Blair Boner Project
War of the Boners
Boners in Black
The Clash of the Boners
The Longest Boner

[befsquire]

i blame this thread for the barrage of boner related conversation bobby received when he came home from work. he questioned how i was so cockstarved when he had just walked through the door. i claimed to have no idea.

[synch]

A Boner Kiss Goodnight
Surely that would have been the long boner goodnight!

Reservoir Boners
Pulp Boners
True Boners
Top Boner
The living boners
Goldboner
Boner or let die

[jackrock]

The Boner Guy
Boner & Flow
Boner City
War of the Boners
King Boner
Brokeback Boner
The 40 year old boner
Citizen Boner
The Silence Of The Lambs
How to kill a boner
Bonernator 2: Boner Day
Boner Runner
Boner Story 2
Finding Bonerland
The Boner Rush
BonerStein
Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Boners
Little Boner
The Hand that Rocks the Boner (haha!)
I feel dirty now, I'm going to go take a boner


Shower! I mean shower!

[ggirlballa]

oh this thread is priceless

jennygirl said it(y)


this thread is cracking me up

[ericlee]

Surely that would have been the long boner goodnight!

true but a kiss on the boner is always good before hitting the sack.

The Hills Have Boners or The Boners Have Eyes
Edward Bonerhands
Ramboner
Deathboner 2000
Throw Momma from a Boner
First Boner
Boners of Fury
Big Boner in Little China
Saving Private Boner
Full Metal Boner
Forest Boner
I Spit on Your Boner
Bonerjuice
Breakin' 2 Electric Boner

[ericlee]

The Boner Guy
Hustle & Boner
Boner City
War of the Boners
King Boner
Brokeback Boner
The 40 year old boner
Citizen Boner
The Silence Of The Lambs
How to kill a boner

I already did War of the Boners

Good job on the rest of them though. Haha, the 40 year old boner.(y)

[jackrock]

I already did War of the Boners

in that case it's WWB II (World War Boner 2)

[ggirlballa]

boners in the hood?

[ericlee]

My Big Fat Greek Boner
Bonerwitched
Around the Boner in 30 Days
The Incredible Mr. Boner
Herbie the Love Boner
Alice in Bonerland
Supersize Boner
Boner the Ripper
Canabalistic Humanoid Underground Boners
Night of the Living Boner
Invasion of the Boner Snatchers

[jennyb]

i blame this thread for the barrage of boner related conversation bobby received when he came home from work. he questioned how i was so cockstarved when he had just walked through the door. i claimed to have no idea.

I completely understand. This thread... *shakes head*.

[synch]

Big Boner in Little China
Muahahahahaha

Boners of the dead
day of the boners
return of the living boners
army of boners
boners of darkness
bonerballs... or... SPACEBONERS!
Blazin' boners

[jackrock]

Boner-O's, just add milk!

[ericlee]

BonerStein
Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Boners

haha, or Frankenboner

American Boner in London
Bonerzilla
Take This Boner and Shove it
Every Which Way but Boner
Weird Boner
Sixteen Boners
Stand by Boner
Leave it to Boner
Boner in 60 Seconds
The Breakfast Boner
Fright Boner
Jacob's Boner

[synch]

Did we do gone in 60 boners yet? :D

Boner jam
Dark boner
Boner recall
Under boner
Boner siege!

[ericlee]

Did we do gone in 60 boners yet? :D

Somewhat, I did Boner in 60 seconds right above you. It sounds like a need for viagra considering it takes only 9 seconds to get a boner...


A Few Good Boners- along with that, "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BONER"

[synch]

I saw that, it was an addition to yours!

Just didn't know if it had already been done.

I'm all bonered out for now though.

[Lex Diamonds]

Goodbonas
Bonerman
Fear and Boners in Las Vegas
Boner II Society
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Boner
Boners on a Plane
From Russia With Boner
Boner Never Dies
The Boner is Not Enough
Bad Boners

[Planetary]

do the right boner? boner style?

a boner too far?!

[Lex Diamonds]

The Man in the Iron Boner

[Planetary]

finding boner

[Lex Diamonds]

Die Hard With a Boner

[Planetary]

i think die hard says it all.

goldboner

[Lex Diamonds]

^ Yeah that's the beauty of it.

I got a TV show one: Big Boner on Campus

[Planetary]

awesome i fuckin shot boner.

how about album names?

bonermatic

[Lex Diamonds]

Paul's Boner
Dark Side of the Boner
Doggyboner
Boner Calling
Three Feet Boners and Rising

[Planetary]

how bigs the boner momma? 3 feet long and rising....

[alexandra]

my favorite movies are The Big Boner, Boner Talks and Dude, Where's My Boner?

my favorite albums are Check Your Boner, Give 'Em Enough Boners, The Freewheelin' Boner and Electric Boner

[Lex Diamonds]

Albums:

Appetite for Boner
Boner on Both Sides
Hello Boner
This Is My Boner
Get Boner or Die Trying
A Boner Don't Come For Free
Midnight Boners
Paid in Boner
Raising Boner
Reasonable Boner
Bonerboxxx/The Boner Below
Straight Outta Boner
Tougher Than Boner

[Randetica]

this thread gives me no boner aka it's shit

[befsquire]

i ran across a boner in the wild yesterday. so i tried to tame it. and just as i thought i had tamed the beast, it shot at me.

[Lex Diamonds]

this thread gives me no boner aka it's shit
Suck my boner, asshole!

[Randetica]

suck my asshole, boner!

[Lex Diamonds]

laugh out loud

http://padster.justgotowned.com

[ericlee]

Die Hard With a Boner

oh shit, good job. hahaaaaaa

[Randetica]

laugh out loud

http://padster.justgotowned.com

lolz
owned, indeed

[zippo]

yea, between auton´s imitation and hp´s misunsderstanding....im giving it 5 gold stars!

[Bob]

oh shit, good job. hahaaaaaa

yeah, it doesn't get much better than that

[yeah_whatever]

A Few Good Boners- along with that, "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BONER"

oh my god. lolz. that brought tears to my eyes. (y)

[g-mile7]

boner on elmstreet
boners in wonderland
star wars: a new boner
star wars: the boner strikes back
star wars: boner of the jedi
star wars: the phantom boner
star wars: attack of the boners
star wars: revenge of the boner
boners of the lost ark
temple of boners
indiana jones and the last boner
bonerella
stop or my boner will shoot
howl's moving boner
schindler's boner
a boner orange
full metal boner
wild boners cant be broken
sleeping boner

[Auton]

The Boner Express
Boners in the Outfield
My Best Friend's Boner

[ET]

this thread gives me no boner aka it's shit

This thread has turned into a de-boner.

[jackrock]

Seed of Boner

[Dorothy Wood]

Boner Academy 6: City Under Siege

[befsquire]

boner interrupted

[Drederick Tatum]

Texas Chainsaw Boner
The Hand That Rocks the Boner/The Boner That Rocks the Cradle.
Earth Boners Are Easy.
Edward Bonerhands
Star Trek 3: The Search for Boner
Dances with Boners
Terminator 2: Judgement Boner
Terminator 3: The Rise of the Boners
Raging Boner
Joe Versus the Boner
My Big Fat Greek Boner

[beastieangel01]

My Big Fat Greek Boner


god, yes.

[alexandra]

bruce springsteen's song My City Of Ruins --> My City Of Boners

the lyrics actually go "come on, rise up! come on, rise up ..." and "with these hands" hahahha

[jackrock]

bruce springsteen's song My City Of Ruins --> My City Of Boners

the lyrics actually go "come on, rise up! come on, rise up ..." and "with these hands" hahahha
Meet me at Boners house.. we're gonna have a boner!

This train carries whores and boners!

[ericlee]

Texas Chainsaw Boner
The Hand That Rocks the Boner/The Boner That Rocks the Cradle.
Earth Boners Are Easy.
Edward Bonerhands
Star Trek 3: The Search for Boner
Dances with Boners
Terminator 2: Judgement Boner
Terminator 3: The Rise of the Boners
Raging Boner
Joe Versus the Boner
My Big Fat Greek Boner

ahem :rolleyes:

My Big Fat Greek Boner
Bonerwitched
Around the Boner in 30 Days
The Incredible Mr. Boner
Herbie the Love Boner
Alice in Bonerland
Supersize Boner
Boner the Ripper
Canabalistic Humanoid Underground Boners
Night of the Living Boner
Invasion of the Boner Snatchers

[na§tee]

dude (or dudette, whoever started this film title isht) this is sooooooooo 1998! i was all over this crap way back then. it's been done. :cool:

[ericlee]

dude (or dudette, whoever started this film title isht) this is sooooooooo 1998! i was all over this crap way back then. it's been done. :cool:

It was me:( I can barely remember what happened in 98'. Especially since I was drunk when I had the idea.

[na§tee]

no worries. i was just jealous. it makes me feel old! ;)

[Drederick Tatum]

ahem :rolleyes:

I'll see your :rolleyes: and raise you a shut up already.

apologies for repeats

[ericlee]

I'll see your :rolleyes: and raise you a shut up already.

oops, I didn't see apologies for repeats either...I owe you a beer eh?

You do have some good ones that aren't repeats though..

The Hand That Rocks the Boner.. is pretty choice(y)

[Drederick Tatum]

it's alright. you were just bummed that BA01 didn't gasp at the sight of your big fat boner.

[ericlee]

it's alright. you were just bummed that BA01 didn't gasp at the sight of your big fat boner.

it's just what I get for not keeping my boner on the Jenny Craig diet.

I owe you a pitcher for the laugh though.

EDIT: pitcher as in beer, not picture as in of my bfb. ahahaha.

[Chicka B]

Haha, it's very typical to see a thread titled "boners" with 5 stars and over 5 pages.

The Passion of Boner