how are you supposed to address a siamese twin?

[drizl]

how do you hold a conversation with one without making the other feel left out or uncomfortable? how do you tell one a secret without telling the other?
do you just look down the middle and speak to the two as one entity?
these are questions that must be answered

[abcdefz]

...does this come up often?

[kaiser soze]

wassup ya'll

[Bob]

these are things that nobody thinks about, but might come up at some point

[abcdefz]

I'd use first person plural and assume that anything you say to one will be told to the other eventually.

[Bob]

I'd use first person plural and assume that anything you say to one will be told to the other eventually.

siblings that close never keep secrets from each other

[abcdefz]

That's kind of how I deal with married people. I just assume one will tell the other; not sure if it's fair to expect otherwise, really.