shit food that comes out better in the microwave

[TurdBerglar]

hot dogs
chicken patties
corndogs
murachan instant lunch
celeste pizzas
hot pockets

[milleson]

bacon

[ericlee]

eggs

[Nuzzolese]

Milk that you're making for yogurt. If you warm it on the stove it always burns on the bottom of the pan. I guess that's not shit food, nevermind. Is there an alternative to microwaves when cooking hot pockets? Do they go in the oven?

[TurdBerglar]

bacon

fuck yeah. it comes out all chewy and not saturated in grease

[TurdBerglar]

eggs

i've never tried that. i like my eggs scrambled and fried and browned. while im making them i chop it up into little bits so they get browned all over.

[ericlee]

i've never tried that. i like my eggs scrambled and fried and browned. while im making them i chop it up into little bits so they get more browned all over.

they're decent but very bland though. I like to douse a little soy sauce and pepper on them prior to putting them in the micro.

[HEIRESS]

I put garlic, dill and hot chili flakes in my scrambled eggies

[TurdBerglar]

try some mozzarella

[beastiegirrl101]

eggs


YES! all my friends think I am whacked for doing this but it's faster and healthier.

[ericlee]

I put garlic, dill and hot chili flakes in my scrambled eggies

that's cool. I put garlic, dill and the green tobasco sauce in mine.

If I'm making omlettes I like to put oregano and dill in them.