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GuzzO
08-04-2006, 05:43 PM
That's rrright!! Fucking packages!!! they are all the same !!!!
Randetica
08-04-2006, 05:45 PM
that means 5 mins extra in the closet for you
GuzzO
08-04-2006, 05:47 PM
huhuhu!!! with a pit-bull on acids!!!
kaiser soze
08-04-2006, 05:51 PM
it's not the shampoo that burns, it's the herpes
AdRockGRL
08-04-2006, 05:52 PM
bleargh....
GuzzO
08-04-2006, 05:58 PM
huhuhu
GuzzO
08-04-2006, 06:06 PM
ok.... I don't know what i should do to stop the burning shit!!!
Should I cut it off???
HOTWIFE
08-04-2006, 06:30 PM
you should know your penis by now.
TurdBerglar
08-04-2006, 06:35 PM
this one time i used strawberry scented lotion and for whatever reason it turned my scrotum into this hard shell. a few days later it just peeled off in one huge chunk revealing neon pink skin underneath. it was pretty neat. and it smelled like a million sweaty scrotums jumbled into one chunk of elephant elbow. it was shaped like a helmet. i should have kept it and put it on my cat. but i tossed it out the bathroom window and the squirrel took it.
GuzzO
08-04-2006, 06:48 PM
What's happend to the squirrel?
TurdBerglar
08-04-2006, 06:51 PM
Punk the squirrel died a few years ago it seems
cosmo105
08-04-2006, 06:52 PM
vaseline is horrible for your skin. i only ever use that shit around my hairline when i'm dyeing my hair.
GuzzO
08-04-2006, 06:53 PM
vaseline is horrible for your skin. i only ever use that shit around my hairline when i'm dyeing my hair.
I use wax for my hairrr
GuzzO
08-04-2006, 06:55 PM
Who the fuck is him???

http://www.globephotos.com/dynevent-action-nl.do?eventid=290441&hmessage=RECORDING+ARTIST+RICK+ROSS+LEAVING+MTV+ST UDIOS+TIMES+SQUARE+%2C+NEW+YORK+CITY+08-01-2006
GuzzO
08-04-2006, 06:57 PM
And him ??!
huhu...

http://www.globephotos.com/dynevent-action-nl.do?eventid=290358&hmessage=FIDEL+CASTRO+SPOTLIGHT
TurdBerglar
08-04-2006, 06:58 PM
the fuck?
GuzzO
08-04-2006, 06:59 PM
a huhu !! a huhuhu!!!

http://www.globephotos.com/dynevent-action-nl.do?eventid=290269&hmessage=**EXCLUSIVE**+WAYNE+NEWTON+BACKSTAGE+AT+B B+KING%27S+NEW+YORK+CITY+07-27-2006
HOTWIFE
08-04-2006, 07:00 PM
the fuck?
i'm lost..
Chicka B
08-04-2006, 07:00 PM
this one time i used strawberry scented lotion and for whatever reason it turned my scrotum into this hard shell. a few days later it just peeled off in one huge chunk revealing neon pink skin underneath. it was pretty neat. and it smelled like a million sweaty scrotums jumbled into one chunk of elephant elbow. it was shaped like a helmet. i should have kept it and put it on my cat. but i tossed it out the bathroom window and the squirrel took it.

I wanna make this my signature. :cool:
jackrock
08-04-2006, 10:35 PM
Been there, done that.
jennyb
08-05-2006, 12:58 AM
This reminds me of something my sister did a couple months ago... she mistakenly grabbed a tube of hydrocortizone cream and started to brush her teeth with it! (y) hahaha.