Random Phrases

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

The circumference of echewta is roughly 6 times the number of waffles in any given supermarket, divided by 16, and airmailed to New Zealand.


kinda reminds me of douglas adams's writing. (http://www.saywhat.net.ms/)

[ericlee]

I sure hope you're not referring to his proclaimed ''mantenna"

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

lol was originally designed by Tesla as a competitor for the lightbulb. lol failed. Poor lol.

[TAL]

this thread is odd, i'm going to bed recently proved, using only standard non-Euclidean geometry, that ninjas are awesome. The rest of the planet, already knowing this, yawned in unison.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Lo_Lyfe now contains less than 3% natural ingredients.

[Lex Diamonds]

"LOL, Padster!"

[na§tee]

na§tee has some odd obsession with shrubberies.
na§tee for t3h win!
Silly rabbit, na§tee is for kids!

#3 is my fave.

[HEIRESS]

my brother and his buddy were obsessed with this like a year ago OMG

airesse usually draws odd stares from people in the corners of any given room.
airesse always wins at rock paper scissors. ALWAYS.
This broadcast has been brought to you by airesse. airesse, for when a porpoise just doesn't seem to cut it.

[The Notorious LOL]

This broadcast has been brought to you by Nick. Nick, for when a porpoise just doesn't seem to cut it.


:D

[Teh]

The pink elephant has been passed down for generations, and is widely rumored to melt shrimp just by looking at them.

The pink elephant is usually seen wearing its ceremonial backwards trucker hat, known to give a +5 attack bonus when on high ground.

The pink elephant has h4xx0red every Counter-Strike server known to man. Twice.

Pink elephant once won the Nobel Peace Prize, but accidentally nuked everyone attending the presentation of the award. The honor was promptly revoked.

[yeahwho]

urinal trough cakes

(I wasn't sure if I should bring this up here or in the Cooking (Recipes) section)

[Auton]

kinda reminds me of douglas adams's writing. (http://www.saywhat.net.ms/)

ouch :-\

"When I'm staring down the barrel of a loaded stapler, it's nice to know I have auton by my side"

[Dorothy Wood]

It's the cunning and manipulative monkeys pickles poop cats! It can only be killed underwater!


If it weren't for Dorothy, we never would have invented prime numbers.

[mickill]

Silly rabbit, mike is for kids!



That doesn't sound very appropriate.

[befsquire]

haha^

even less appropriate is what i said as a 6th grader: "if it's borden, it's got to be good."


overheard: "we could have been fucking, but now we have beer." wow.

[b-grrrlie]

cuckoo routinely performs raindances outside its local supermarket. Not to make rain, of course, but just to freak everybody out.