oh shit you guys, when it rains it pours

[Dorothy Wood]

SO. Ima write this down so I don't forget.

tonight, we went to the bar across the street where I think a bartender is cute, but I've only seen him once. well, twice counting tonight. anyway, we were making eyes. and his friend was looking at me too. who I have seen around the scene and who I have deemed, "giant hipster", because he's like 6'5", but not lanky, not fat, just big, like a huge man, a giant. nothing happened at the bar with either of them, but remember them. at that place, some weird dude bought us drinks and it was awkward, whatever...we left. cute bartender says to me, "bye, have a good night". we go back to our place so's I can get a safety pin because my shirt's all like, "hello boobs!" and we decide to ride our bikes down to the bar where Nathan is DJing. yes, Nathan. who I gave up on. shhh. but our other friends were there, blah.

so we're at the next bar for a couple of hours without any contact between me and Nathan, partly because it was packed and partly because the DJ booth was closed. but I decide I should go say hello. I peeked my head over the wall and said, "hey". and he smiled big and opened the side door for me. we chatted, blah blah blah. it's been a month since we've seen eachother. I say, "I wanna know how you screenprint stuff", and he says, "I should show you sometime", then he says, "I gotta go get more beers, be right back". and instead of waiting, I left to go talk to the guy I made out with in the van that one time. ha!

anyway, so, it's fucking late, and I'm riding my bike, so's me and cordo decide to leave. I say, "I gotta go back and say goodbye". so I go and say, "hey we should make a plan for the screenprinting thing" and he says, "yeah, sometime soon, but I don't have a way to contact you, I need your phone number." so I gave him my phone number. and he goes, "I got your digits, yes!" and raised the scrap of paper in the air. and then I say, "okay bye", and we hugged and I squeezed his arm and gave him a kiss on the cheek, and started to walk away and he grabbed me and squeezed me and kissed me on my cheek really hard and nice. and I died.

BUT THEN. I came back to life. I was outside by myself unlocking my bike when I hear, "hey!" and lo and behold...it's Giant Hipster! he's like, "I saw you at the bar before, you live right across the street right?" and I was all, "yup". and then he said something about how he wanted to say something to me, but he didn't and then he said something about the bartender being his friend and then cordo came out. but long story short, the bartender that I have a crush on has a crush on me too! ha!

so, that's pretty cool.

[Dorothy Wood]

also I forgot that Iggy Pop's, I Wanna Be Your Dog, was playing during the whole giving him my number thing and it was just fucking perfect and great.

and im drunks.

[Planetary]

do you have a diary or anything? cause seriously...you have like a million of these stories.

[GreenEarthAl]

a serious million.

[Planetary]

a serious million.

totally. you should save them up, sarky. you can sell them when you're famous.

[Lex Diamonds]

my shirt's all like, "hello boobs!" and we decide to ride our bikes down to the bar where Nathan is DJing. yes, Nathan. who I gave up on. shhh.
Why are you so self-obsessed? Do you have a mental disease? Who the fuck knows or cares who Nathan is?

[Planetary]

it's nathan barley. she's attracted to his geek pie!!

[Randetica]

her stories make me barf but i cant look away aswell

[Lo_Lyfe]

uh yeah i just camez.

[Dorothy Wood]

Why are you so self-obsessed? Do you have a mental disease? Who the fuck knows or cares who Nathan is?

I don't know. probably. and some people know, most don't care.

I don't force people to read these things. I just got excited, but I had no one to tell because it was 4 a.m. at the time it seemed important.

I mean really, I could start a blog or something, but that's too much. Here, you can take it or leave it and it gets tossed into the jumble. so, you can leave it if you like, I'm not forcing anybody.

[befsquire]

you should carve your initials in a tree.

or your desk at work.

[Dorothy Wood]

I don't have a desk at work. there are various communal surfaces.

[befsquire]

dang. they should provide you with a desk just for such purposes. bastards.

so whatcha gonna do about the bartender?

[Lex Diamonds]

I don't know. probably. and some people know, most don't care.

I don't force people to read these things. I just got excited, but I had no one to tell because it was 4 a.m. at the time it seemed important.

I mean really, I could start a blog or something, but that's too much. Here, you can take it or leave it and it gets tossed into the jumble. so, you can leave it if you like, I'm not forcing anybody.
Yeah, sorry if you thought I was attacking you or something. Sometimes it just seems like you spend more time writing about your life than living it.

[Dorothy Wood]

dang. they should provide you with a desk just for such purposes. bastards.

so whatcha gonna do about the bartender?

hmm, I don't know really. I suppose all I can do is go back there every single day, ha, no. I don't know the days he works or anything. honestly, I've never been in a situation where a random person that I find attractive seems to be into me too. He's the only boy I've seen in a long time that fits what I've been looking for for years (superficially at least). Also he seems really nice.

I should be more excited about him, but of course I'm still stuck on the guy with the girlfriend. I avoided him for a whole month and purposely stopped thinking about him in hopes that I would stop liking him. but no. as soon as I saw him, mush.

[Dorothy Wood]

Yeah, sorry if you thought I was attacking you or something. Sometimes it just seems like you spend more time writing about your life than living it.

well. okay, but that whole thing took me maybe 5 minutes to write. hence the atrocious grammar and immature tone. I'm a fast typer. also, some of you guys act like I make these thread everyday or something. it's literally like once every couple of weeks or less.

[befsquire]

i think the whole nathan thing has gone on for so long, that once you got him, you wouldn't want him. or if you did, you'd always be suspicious of what he was doing when he was out at bars. he's forbidden, which makes him more attractive.

i say get to know the bartender. worst case scenario, you get free drinks and a new friend.

[Dorothy Wood]

i think the whole nathan thing has gone on for so long, that once you got him, you wouldn't want him. or if you did, you'd always be suspicious of what he was doing when he was out at bars. he's forbidden, which makes him more attractive.

i say get to know the bartender. worst case scenario, you get free drinks and a new friend.

yeah, I'm not attracted to him because he's forbidden. I'm attracted to him because he's easy to talk to. He listens, and he says interesting things. He gets really happy and excited about silly stuff, and seems like a really positive person. I actually like him for normal, regular reasons.

I've had enough of putting all my eggs in one basket though, so I will definitely give the bartender a go.

[zippo]

Sometimes it just seems like you spend more time writing about your life than living it.

true. not literally ofcourse, but in the sense of energy and significance she gives it: strong details, establishing easily identifiable characters as well as context, constancy, etc.
custom, communicating it to the public has become as much a custom as going out for her, more than once a month is. i wonder if she lives something more emotionally or interestingly so it´ll seem more appealing and attractive in its written version.

[Dorothy Wood]

true. not literally ofcourse, but in the sense of energy and significance she gives it: strong details, establishing easily identifiable characters as well as context, constancy, etc.
custom, communicating it to the public has become as much a custom as going out for her, more than once a month is. i wonder if she lives something more emotionally or interestingly so it´ll seem more appealing and attractive in its written version.


nope.

[skra75]

nah, I think he's right.

[TurdBerglar]

hahaha

HE!

[zippo]

nope.

phew.

[zippo]

hahaha

HE!

haha
that would be like around number 285 now

[TurdBerglar]

you need to show your tits

[Dorothy Wood]

nah, I think he's right.

hey! you butt face.

[zippo]

if 10 more people confuse me with a guy again, i will show my tits

[TurdBerglar]

you just set yourself up, slut

[zippo]

i sware on dorothy wood

[zippo]

omg norcen, and i liked you

[iceygirl]

zippo is a chick?

[Lex Diamonds]

Nah she's a man.

x 10

[Ally Al]

also I forgot that Iggy Pop's, I Wanna Be Your Dog, was playing during the whole giving him my number thing and it was just fucking perfect and great.

and im drunks.

the song you refer to is i wanna be A dog by the stooges, and if that incident constitutes when it rains it pours you live in fucking la la land

would you like some tubby toast ?

[DandyFop]

Who the fuck knows or cares who Nathan is?

Me.

I like Dorothy's stories..I feel weird not saying Sarky. They remind me of high school (I am not saying this be demeaning or some shit, but they do), when I would get all crazy excited about new boys and get crushes every day. Granted, that's not what happens to her because in my head, all that goes on in Sarky's life is what is posted on this board. Which is, obviously, not true.

[Lex Diamonds]

It wasn't a real question, but thanks anyway.

[zorra_chiflada]

sarky reminds me of me in a lot of ways, typing style-wise.

[Dorothy Wood]

the song you refer to is i wanna be A dog by the stooges, and if that incident constitutes when it rains it pours you live in fucking la la land

would you like some tubby toast ?


okay, well, you're wrong actually. and the internet agrees: http://www.google.com/search?num=50&hs=HgE&hl=en&lr=&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=%22I+wanna+be+your+dog%22&btnG=Search

and yeah, when I wrote the title I was going to write stuff about how dudes were hitting on me and how that never happens and then some other stuff, but then I didn't because it was pointless to try and explain. anyway, long story short, eat shit.

[Dorothy Wood]

Me.

I like Dorothy's stories..I feel weird not saying Sarky. They remind me of high school (I am not saying this be demeaning or some shit, but they do), when I would get all crazy excited about new boys and get crushes every day. Granted, that's not what happens to her because in my head, all that goes on in Sarky's life is what is posted on this board. Which is, obviously, not true.


yeah!

[na§tee]

i second dandy.
i really, really do not understand where all this bullshit sarky hatin' comes from. if you don't wanna read it, don't bother. she's not saying any offensive "teh jews are responsible for all the wars in the world!" shit, ya know? it's always the same people who come here just to blast her. she obviously has the kick-ass balls to just ignore them and continue posting her delightful little snippets of life so it's a sort of pointless vendetta they have.
sorry. i just had to say it.

[Loppfessor]

zippo is a chick?


Baaahaaaahaaa....even I knew that, well after calling her a dude like 10 times I finally remembered

[Ally Al]

okay, well, you're wrong actually. and the internet agrees: http://www.google.com/search?num=50&hs=HgE&hl=en&lr=&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=%22I+wanna+be+your+dog%22&btnG=Search


wow, i was SO wrong, well everyday's a school day, sorry about that. It's The Stooges though so :p


[QUOTE]and yeah, when I wrote the title I was going to write stuff about how dudes were hitting on me and how that never happens and then some other stuff, but then I didn't because it was pointless to try and explain. anyway, long story short, eat shit.

now thats just mean

[Qdrop]

i don't believe most of these stories anyway....because Sarky isn't pretty enought to warrent this kind of attention.
most know this....but are trying to ignore that fact cause they like her on this board.


or else these guys are nerds..
and/or she is a slut with a "slut rep" and these guys are just looking for the easy score.
she thinks they are into her....they just want an easy lay.

[zorra_chiflada]

that's not nice, and it's not true.

[skra75]

yeah that's kinda outta line Qdrop

If it weren't for Sarky's threads I'd have no-one to call a hippie and I'd end up reading NLOL's threads named "SPLORT" and the "What Music are You Listening To" threads over and over again. It would be more boring than it is already here.

You're kind of a douchebag aren't you?

[milleson]

^WINNER!

[Teh]

As true as Skras post was, i hope this thread doesn't deteriorate into another Qdrop pissing contest.

I quite like these wee stories anyway.

[b-grrrlie]

yeah that's kinda outta line Qdrop

If it weren't for Sarky's threads I'd have no-one to call a hippie and I'd end up reading NLOL's threads named "SPLORT" and the "What Music are You Listening To" threads over and over again. It would be more boring than it is already here.

You're kind of a douchebag aren't you?
Hey I'm a hippie!!!!

[Bob]

[QUOTE=Dorothy Wood]okay, well, you're wrong actually. and the internet agrees: http://www.google.com/search?num=50&hs=HgE&hl=en&lr=&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=%22I+wanna+be+your+dog%22&btnG=Search


wow, i was SO wrong, well everyday's a school day, sorry about that. It's The Stooges though so :p



iggy pop and the stooges

[DandyFop]

i don't believe most of these stories anyway....because Sarky isn't pretty enought to warrent this kind of attention.
most know this....but are trying to ignore that fact cause they like her on this board.


or else these guys are nerds..
and/or she is a slut with a "slut rep" and these guys are just looking for the easy score.
she thinks they are into her....they just want an easy lay.

?? What the fuck....

[Ally Al]

[QUOTE=Ally Al]

iggy pop and the stooges

no

the album, Stooges, which I wanna be your dog is from, was the Stooges, Iggy was a member yes. They later became Iggy & the stooges

[Bob]

alright alright but it's still not at all inappropriate to call it an iggy pop song, for conversational purposes.

you're being picky is all i'm saying

[DandyFop]

who cares!!

I hate music snobs

[Ally Al]

alright alright but it's still not at all inappropriate to call it an iggy pop song, for conversational purposes.

you're being picky is all i'm saying

i wasn't being picky i was just saying, i thought the :p made that obvious

[Ally Al]

who cares!!

I hate music snobs


i'm not a music snob, far from it

[Lo_Lyfe]

who cares!!

I hate music snobs
naw i for one enjoy them and all the haters can jus eat shit.

[beastieangel01]

yay boys. kind of. It's nice when someone you find attractive also digs you.

I was really drunk on Wednesday night and some guy was giving me the eye.I turned to my friend and said "Well he's cute, what do I do? How does this work? What the hell? I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO" and she told me just to go tell him I find him attractive. So I said OK! And walked up to him and told him that he was attractive. I've never done that. Never ever ever. He told me I was attractive too then proceeded to talk to me then he tried to get my digits.

Simple, but considering I've never bothered doing that before it was kind of neat. I haven't been single when I've gone out in a long time so I guess I never got the chance to approach anyone. Then again, I'm pretty sure I'm too chicken shit to do that ever again, unless lots of drinks are involved.

Hooray liquid courage!

[Bob]

i wasn't being picky i was just saying, i thought the :p made that obvious

in my country exposing one's tongue is an insult about one's mother

[Ally Al]

in my country exposing one's tongue is an insult about one's mother


good

[Dorothy Wood]

i don't believe most of these stories anyway....because Sarky isn't pretty enought to warrent this kind of attention.
most know this....but are trying to ignore that fact cause they like her on this board.


or else these guys are nerds..
and/or she is a slut with a "slut rep" and these guys are just looking for the easy score.
she thinks they are into her....they just want an easy lay.


oh no, you got me! I'll never get a guy as cool as you bradd.

[zorra_chiflada]

seriously, i can't get over how mean that was to say that someone "isn't pretty enough to warrant that kind of attention"
what the fuck man?

[Dorothy Wood]

I just thought I'd say that when I told my coworker this story today, she said, "ha, well, when it rains, it pours!" and she also went, "EEEEEE!"

and I was all, "I know!"

[Planetary]

i don't believe most of these stories anyway....because Sarky isn't pretty enought to warrent this kind of attention.
most know this....but are trying to ignore that fact cause they like her on this board.


or else these guys are nerds..
and/or she is a slut with a "slut rep" and these guys are just looking for the easy score.
she thinks they are into her....they just want an easy lay.

umm. that seems incredibly harsh.