everybody smells bad except for me

[Bob]

i'm the best smelling person in the universe

[abcdefz]

*sniffs self*

[jackrock]

*sniffs a-z*

[abcdefz]

Yeah, I got nothin'.

[DandyFop]

I like the way Old Spice deodorant smells. Do you wear that Bob*?




*omg before I typed Bob I typed Ben and it was weird.

[Bob]

all i'm saying is that when you consider infinite existence, and all the living things that it encompasses, i'm pretty much the best smelling thing of all of it

[jackrock]

*sniffs Ben*

[The Notorious LOL]

"I SMELL LIKE A GENIUS!"

[abcdefz]

all i'm saying is that when you consider infinite existence, and all the living things that it encompasses, i'm pretty much the best smelling thing of all of it



You mean you're better at smelling than the rest of us?

Okay, yeah, I'll give you that: you smell.

[Bob]

yeah well mine's not full of lies

[abcdefz]

Welcome in, Norcen. (y)

[DipDipDive]

Everybody's got somethin' to hide 'cept for me and my monkey.

So piss off.

[Bob]

little known fact: not only does my shit not stink, it actually smells good. instead of putting potpurri in my bathroom i just never flush