post here

[zorra_chiflada]

and i will continue to rule.

and perhaps i will share an anecdote about my life.

[Loppfessor]

Can I help you rule?

[zorra_chiflada]

yes, of course! hand me my, er, crown, and that stick thing that rulers hold that has that thing on the top and it kind of shines a bit. it looks pretty cool.

ok, these are not so much going to be anecdotes. i might just post things as i think of them.
okok here we go - i've started playing guitar again, after quite a long hiatus, and i'm pretty good.

[tracky]

oh snap

i was just thinking about the old "post here" threads a few days ago

and yes you still rule

aaaaaand i bet i know what the anecdote is

wait, it's coming to me


something about a brother


a long lost brother

[zorra_chiflada]

haha
yes
well since tracky mentioned it, i will essplain.

as some of you may well know, my dad is old. too old to have a child, but that's another story. my dad was married before, this i knew. what i didn't know was that he had a child before me. i found this out yesterday. so i have a brother out there, he's in his 50s now. and for 20+ years he's been acting like he doesn't exist. i'm pretty blown out about the whole thing. it's fucked up beyond belief.

i rule because i have an interesting life and parents with deep dark secrets.

[tracky]

Do you feel compelled to try and find this guy?

[zorra_chiflada]

i really don't know how i feel yet. i probably would like to contact him in my lifetime, but not just yet.

[Lo_Lyfe]

i knew a dude who tried to contact a long lost sister. bitch didnt want nothin to do wif nobody. jus sayin

[Gareth]

wow that's crazy.
but now that you've already shared an anecdote, i feel like my post here is wasted...so please share another or do a tapdance or something.

[zorra_chiflada]

hmmmmokok anecdotes.

well, not really an anecdote, but this guy i used to know got hit by a train and lost a leg, and now i refer to him as "stumpy" he keeps calling and texting me. but he's crazy. i'm being stalked by a one legged man.

[jackrock]

Shall I shine your shoes, your Majesty?

[Rancid_Beasties]

Your life in the last few weeks would make excellent neighbours episodes :(

[zorra_chiflada]

neighbours sucks! :mad:

home and away all the way :cool:

[Pres Zount]

I'm the king and I have a gang :mad:(y)

[jackrock]

How about a bedtime snack for the King and Queen?

Munch, munch, munch (http://www.ex-bones.com/drw/sammich.jpg)

[zorra_chiflada]

haha that's cool

[Loppfessor]

Can I have an official title or something?

[monkey]

my mom befriended her half-brother when they were both adults. he's a nice guy. kinda cute, in that "he's your uncle but i could see him dating your friends" sort of way.

[jackrock]

Can I have an official title or something?
Limp Lopp... or Cool Dude.

[zorra_chiflada]

um, well, i've found the name of his first wife. now somehow i have to find his son, this is hard considering i don't know his name.

[wrongwayandugg]

bump.