I think I know why

[ET]

some of you folks post while intoxicated. There's no way I wouldn't get into trouble if I had left the house again. INTERNETS is a safe haven and the board is relatively sobering and de-bonering. I feel whole yet empty once more... OH SNAP KINGPIN IS ON TV!

[cosmo105]

bill murray = genius.

[HEIRESS]

I haven't been drunk drunk in almost 2 months

tis time tis time...

[DipDipDive]

What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?

[ET]

1.) You may want to prolong the pleasure by crapping. Crapping feels good.

2.) Dick all up in ya guts = Loose poop

3.) Anal leakage?

[abcdefz]

A former roommate of mine proudly tells about the time he literally fucked the shit out of a girl.

[paul jones]

I heard scientists are working on Anti-alcohol keyboards or something....like...if it senses through your fingers you are intoxicated it won't let you type.But then,people will just wear gloves surely?

and Kingpin is one of the funniest ever movies(y)

[beastieangel01]

1.) You may want to prolong the pleasure by crapping. Crapping feels good.

2.) Dick all up in ya guts = Loose poop

3.) Anal leakage?

I almost spit my water out all over the monitor :o

[ET]

I'm sorry I turned you on. :(

[Bob]

I'm sorry I turned you on. :(

she spits water when she's aroused. like a whale

i'm assuming whales do that, i don't really know

[beastieangel01]

:cool: