View Full Version : * I'm Not As Bitchy As I used To Be.....
Bitchamachacha
08-09-2006, 08:49 AM
Maybe it's because I'm getting laid more, or that I'm having sex with someone I actually WANT to have sex with.
Then again, it could be a lack of stress. I'm not as depressed and stressed out as I used to be.
It's probably my old age, though. I'm getting old and don't have the energy to yell at random strangers of flip people off for pulling out in front of me. Plus, now that my son is older and more observant, I don't want to give him the wrong impression.
"No, son. It's not okay to tell your teacher that math is gay, even though it really is."
Maybe I should change my screen name to something more laid back, like the title to a Jimmy Buffet song.
* This post is not valid during the week of my pre-menstrual cycle.
paul jones
08-09-2006, 08:52 AM
Maybe it's because I'm getting laid more, or that I'm having sex with someone I actually WANT to have sex with.
Then again, it could be a lack of stress. I'm not as depressed and stressed out as I used to be.
It's probably my old age, though. I'm getting old and don't have the energy to yell at random strangers of flip people off for pulling out in front of me. Plus, now that my son is older and more observant, I don't want to give him the wrong impression.
"No, son. It's not okay to tell your teacher that math is gay, even though it really is."
Maybe I should change my screen name to something more laid back, like the title to a Jimmy Buffet song.
* This post is not valid during the week of my pre-menstrual cycle.
I don't know any Jim Buffett songs but how about
Laidbackyeahwhatever as a new name?(y) :)
Bitchamachacha
08-09-2006, 08:56 AM
I don't know any Jim Buffett songs but how about
Laidbackyeahwhatever as a new name?(y) :)
I was thinking something along the lines of "Margaritaville", but then every one would think my name was Margarite and that song makes me want to shoot tequila, which results in not-so-calm behavior.
Plus it would look really retarded, even if I tried to jazz it up by putting a number behind it.
change your name to
it's all good....keep it real: carpe diem
Bitchamachacha
08-09-2006, 09:05 AM
change your name to
it's all good....keep it real: carpe diem
Seize The Day?
Hmmm....... But I'm not much of a motivational speaker, Bob.
I could always spell your name backwards and use that!
(y)
paul jones
08-09-2006, 09:05 AM
I was thinking something along the lines of "Margaritaville", but then every one would think my name was Margarite and that song makes me want to shoot tequila, which results in not-so-calm behavior.
Plus it would look really retarded, even if I tried to jazz it up by putting a number behind it.
the last time I had tequila I got laid
Planetary
08-09-2006, 09:09 AM
why dont you change your name to 'i came here to say im having more sex and im happy about it, see ya later'
monkey
08-09-2006, 09:10 AM
i still <3 you, bitchy or not.
the last time i had tequila i puked out my nose
Bitchamachacha
08-09-2006, 09:16 AM
why dont you change your name to 'i came here to say im having more sex and im happy about it, see ya later'
That would be way too long, and people have a hard enough time typing out "Bitchamachacha". They would shorten it to "I Came" and it would be confusing, because I'd want to give them a high five before realizing they were typing to/about me.
Hey I Came!
Yeah, a bit weird.
Bitchamachacha
08-09-2006, 09:18 AM
i still <3 you, bitchy or not.
I'm sending you e-nipple tugs. Can you feel them. They are like PINTCHERS OF POWA!
the last time i had tequila i puked out my nose
Well, as long as you weren't shooting tequila with Paul Jones. You two would end up humping each other in your nose vomit.
Bitchamachacha
08-09-2006, 09:19 AM
Hey I Came!
*HIGH FIVE*
The Notorious LOL
08-09-2006, 10:05 AM
Maybe I should change my screen name to something more laid back, like the title to a Jimmy Buffet song.
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nah dont do that.
monkey
08-09-2006, 10:06 AM
I'm sending you e-nipple tugs. Can you feel them. They are like PINTCHERS OF POWA!
.
*turned on*
*blushing*
*takes advil* nipple tugs hurt.
GreenEarthAl
08-09-2006, 12:00 PM
Right on Steph.
I figured that having a second girlfriend would equal more sex. But I didn't figure having a second girlfriend would equal more sex from my first girlfriend. Rad! So I, too, came here to say im having more sex and im happy about it. See ya later.
:)
Randetica
08-09-2006, 12:57 PM
word
i totally miss being a naive, easily offened, angry wipped trashtwat :(
hardnox71
08-09-2006, 04:00 PM
1. Maybe it's because I'm getting laid more, or that I'm having sex with someone I actually WANT to have sex with.
2. Then again, it could be a lack of stress. I'm not as depressed and stressed out as I used to be.
3. It's probably my old age, though. I'm getting old and don't have the energy to yell at random strangers of flip people off for pulling out in front of me. Plus, now that my son is older and more observant, I don't want to give him the wrong impression.
4. "No, son. It's not okay to tell your teacher that math is gay, even though it really is."
5. Maybe I should change my screen name to something more laid back, like the title to a Jimmy Buffet song.
1. Good for you. (y)
2. Good for you again. (y)
3. Watch your mouth, sister! You think you're old? You were born in '75. I was born in '71 so what does that make me, crusty?
4. Hello new sig. I love that fact that this came from the mind of a parent. I'm also a parent and I agree with this wholeheartedly. (y) (y)
5. Margaritaville, Let's Get Drunk and Screw, Changes in Latitudes Changes in Attitudes, Boat Drinks...................I could go on. I like Buffet.
Bitchamachacha
08-10-2006, 06:49 AM
Right on Steph.
I figured that having a second girlfriend would equal more sex. But I didn't figure having a second girlfriend would equal more sex from my first girlfriend. Rad! So I, too, came here to say im having more sex and im happy about it. See ya later.
:)
Wow! You have me beat! You're getting the sex from 2 people, and they're women (who are usually tougher to bed than the typical male), so you get two high fives!! And a set of double guns!
Only Little Girls Use Google.
I'm confused. What to big girls use?
Hardnox, you're not crusty unless you sound like a wrinkling bag of potato chips when your girl's riding you rodeo style.
:D
b-grrrlie
08-10-2006, 02:07 PM
Last time I drank tequila I nearly fell off the taxi cause I didn't wanna puke inside it and just when I opened the door it was driving in a round-a-bout. Fast.
hardnox71
08-11-2006, 04:38 PM
Hardnox, you're not crusty unless you sound like a wrinkling bag of potato chips when your girl's riding you rodeo style.
:D
Sadly, Bitcha, it's been so long since that has happened I can't even remember what the fuck it sounds like.:(
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